>never lifted a single day of his life. >diet consist of fruits. >never ate any proteins

>never lifted a single day of his life
>diet consist of fruits
>never ate any proteins
>spend his entire day chilling
>turbo manlet (most of them are less than 5 feet tall)
and yet
>stronger than any human who ever lived
>mogs everyone on this board to oblivion
>mogs every professional fighter who ever existed
>mogs every strongest man who ever existed
apes are just too op, what can we learn from them?

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>diet consist of fruits
    ate any proteins
    Aside from the termites they snack on all day , they hunt and eat other monkeys. moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >never ate any proteins
      back to school

      do you have any idea of how much 'termites' they would have to eat to get 1g of protein? also do you seriously think they kill and eat one of their own on regular basis? this is rare shit, most of them eat fruits only

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        some of them eat nuts too
        afaik they don't eat their own, they eat smaller monkeys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Yes, they hunt other small monkey species but will also kill baboons, too.

          >other monkeys
          >smaller monkeys
          chimps are not monkeys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        some of them eat nuts too
        afaik they don't eat their own, they eat smaller monkeys

        Yes, they hunt other small monkey species but will also kill baboons, too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're not monkeys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They eat other insects besides termites as well as nuts and seeds, all of which are high in protein.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Killing macaques with power drills, hammers, and psychological torture

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those lil homies built different fr

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >never ate any proteins
    back to school

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reject modernity
    return to monke

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That genetics matter the most, and also that casual kinds of physical activity can matter to build strength. But make no mistake, chimps do eat meat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monkeyslop is better than goyslop

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chimpanzees are not stronger than the average male

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Nega-Rogan

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >never lifted
    They're lifting their entire bodies when climbing trees, tardie.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what can we learn from them?
    that our power comes from our superior intellect. He's all might and powerful, but fricking boogie would destroy him with a shitty handgun

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have digestive systems that basically turn fruit and veggies into protein. Comparing us is outright unfair.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can easily be exterminated if we so decide to

    heh, mogged, monke boy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >diet consist of fruits
    Dude, Jane Goodall debunked this like 50 years ago they eat meat and even cannibalize other chimps

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big Chimp shill go away
    >“There’s this idea out there that chimpanzees are superhuman strong,” says Matthew O’Neill at the University of Arizona in Phoenix. Yet his team’s experiments and computer models show that a chimpanzee muscle is only about a third stronger than a human one of the same size.

    >This result matches well with the few tests that have been done, which suggest that when it comes to pulling and jumping, chimps are about 1.5 times as strong as humans relative to their body mass. But because they are lighter than the average person, humans can actually outperform them in absolute terms, say O’Neill.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >only a third stronger

      ...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ... Than a human of the same size. So if you're a 4'5, 50kg human, then a chimp is stronger than you.
        Even a 75kg man is stronger than the average chimp.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Even a 75kg man is stronger than the average chimp.
          Only if they are lean trained muscle. But the average human is an obese/overweight/skinnyfat shitter. Anyways, the average human who does lifting or athletics is stronger than a chimp, but probably not the average human.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *