>never touched a weight
>can maul you.
heh, nothin personal, brazza
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>never touched a weight. >can maul you.
>never touched a weight
>can maul you.
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He obviously lifts
lifts pussy homies and smeshes them on their neck
>can maul you
Not if I covered myself in bacon or puppies
>walks around at 200lb but fights at 155
>retired way to young again avoiding that move up to welterweight
>boring fighting style
I can go on forever baby
>boring fighting style
I like control grappling, not boring, you're just a moron who can't understand what's happening
>your opinion is not my opinion
>you are wrong and moronic
Fricking zoomers.
catch wrestling mogs you
>can't understand what's happening
Oh frick off. It's not some some super intricate Abu Dhabi bjj memeshit.
>chain wrestle to the ground
>get strong half guard control
>hold wrist
>hit
That's what Khabib did in every one of his fights
which is also how mayweather won all of his, it's more technically being the champ but not really beating anyone. Except McGregor, Khabib made that man his ladyboy.
>boring
Khabib's whole thing was damage. People calling him a lay and pray artist is a cope for his dominance. He was always 100% aggression on the ground. Literally striking nonstop. It was only boring because no one could make it competitive.
No way he cuts almost 50 pounds for a weigh in. No freaking way
I don't know how much weight he cut, but he did have to cancel a Tony Ferguson fight because his organs were shutting down during the weight cut. And the rumor was he had a seizure during the McGregor weight cut. So he was cutting way too much weight.
He weighed about 180lbs during fight camp, and he cut to 155. Right now he's a fatboi at probably 210
>mcgregor fanboys in 2023
He was one of the only non-boring wrestlers because he and Islam can actually submit people and isn't a heartlet like Oliveira.
Yew'll do NUTTING
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>a trained fighter can beat you up
no shit, im 140lbs and i dont fight
>140lbs
Mmmm… height?
israelite/homosexual
5'7
could he beat a 230lbs Greco?
At fight night weight probably not, walk around weight most likely yes.
>never touched a weight
>source: my loose prolapsed homosexualy jizz dripping bunghole
you know UFC fighters all do strength training AND steroids, right?
all elite athletes do because even if you account the consequences of being caught, it's the best move
How the frick is anyone on roids and not 300lbs cut up.
Cuz it’s endurance training dummy. Pro fighters run like 15-20 miles a week on the regional scene. Imagine ufc fighters
I feel like I can ko most people on no steroids working 40hrs a week. If I was training all day and was on steroids I'd be able to punch someone else's fist mid punch and break their hand.
I could literally teleport behind you before you even thought of raising your fist and snap your neck with one hand, you don't know what you're talking about.
You could train for your entire life and would probably seriously think you have a chance against some 15 lbs heavier than you. Pathetic.
Not training for hypertrophy. If you get to huge you can't make your weight class anymore
How does anyone still not have like 5/6/7 on roids that's achievable natural let alone enhanced on a constant diet. All it takes is 2 bulks and you won't look like an abomination.
Only genetic freaks can get that big on roids.
If I took steroids for a year I'd be able to pulverize someone else's fist mid punch with my fist.
Somehow acheived massively oversized traps natty? he took roids
>those traps
>massively oversized
dyel
I should post a pic of George Soros with the caption „destroyed your nations. It was personal, bradda…“
Power doesn’t work like you kids think it does.
You lift for looks or PRs. That’s your play. Not more, not less.
Realistically, how would a fight between kabab and shaw go?
No weapons allowed.
Same as most similar fights go
>big guy does ok initially but some mistake gets him taken down
>gasses and loses
If Kabib makes a mistake he's done for too. Shaw could literally fall on him the wrong way and kill him
True I guess but the guy with a lifetime of experience is less likely to make a mistake than the novice
I figure most strongman could just pick him up and throw him across the room even with a 200lb weight, you'd have to pick a heavyweight really
If kebab gets around his neck, he's done.
>literally just falls/rolls over on top of Kabib and wins
Not Khabib, but Brian actually did this with Dustin Poirier:
The basic gist of what it comes down to is the size and strength of Shaw and the skill of the pro fighter put them on such nearly equal terms that it comes out to almost chance of who can secure a dominant position first, at which point the submission is practically inescapable for the other person
Likely buckbroken.
Eddie has a video practicing BJJ/wrestling. The smaller get a proper hold of him and it's over. However, not a street fight or even a MMA spar.
If Shaw can get a clean hit before being taken to the ground, he wins
Otherwise I'd lean towards Khabib
not happening
>manlet
lol, I'd say a kick to the mug would make him prettier
All that muscle and you will still get knocked out by a dyel like pic related
>230 pounds lean
>dyel
id beat that short inbred roided man anyday of the week
>looks like a monkey human hybrid
>will be jailed if he attacks me
Explain why i should feel bad about your shitty thread
>ducked the corpse of tony ferguson 3 times
It's true, because I
>never touched a roid
It's well known these Russian mountain churkas all cheaters since forever. They been doing it in chess, in gymnastics, in wrestling, in ufc. I have no respect for them sorry
I just love anyone who beats up Americas pet Blacks
How does an abomination like this have sex? Manlet, dumbo ears, chameleon eyes, Amish beard, moron skull, non white
Some women simply are attracted to fighters or a brutish look.
He's not exactly banging western bimbos (though he is wealthy so he could) his wife is not only also a mountain dweller but shares 2 great grandparents with him. Totally different gender dynamics in provincial muzziestan.
he got free wife when he was 12, because he's mountain muslim
>also his cousin
And that's a good thing
60 iq. Yeah, no.
>5'10"
only thing he's gonna maul is my ankles kek
>beard
>No mustache
Why are they like this
>Why are they like this
Serious answer? When Muhammad preached, the Zoroastrians rejected him. At the time, the Persian fashion among men was to shave their beards but grow out their moustaches (a fashion that has been recurring in humanity in many times and places, including pre-WW1 Europe). Muhammad got so butthurt by this that he *ahem* I mean Allah ordered his followers to in perpetuity do the opposite: shave their moustaches but not their beards.
https://www.fatwaislam.com/fis/index.cfm?scn=fd&ID=115
If you think this shit is cringe, you're right. Momo saw people he didn't like do something, so he did the opposite. Same thing with Christians and israelites.
>Muslims pray to Jerusalem
>Jews are not impressed
>Suddenly israelites pray to Mecca instead
>Christians aren't convinced by Momo's preaching
>Christians announce the sunday prayer with bells
>Momo decides bells are Satanic (not even kidding), announces the five daily prayers by yelling instead
Not a muslim but the sources you quoted are from scholars not the koran or muhammad himself.
The Hadith are the stories and sayings of Muhammad, which often clarify parts of the Quran that make no sense without context. They're not just scholarly opinions. A Fatwa is, but that Fatwa cites Sahih hadith (which is as good as hadith get).
Noted, I thought the hadiths were mostly apocryphal and accepted or rejected depending on the sect.
This is now a /heem/ thread.
Post heems.
what a terrible ref
it was over long before he called it
He let him go out like a warrior.
his spirit lives on
IF HE'S BREATHING
HE'S STILL COMPETING
Haha that fricking stoppage.
Damn, you can visibly see the impact travel through his fricking head.
Badass
MMA fighters do strength training brainlet
I know because I dated a pro fighter
She was scary strong for a girl, I mean like she could go to a powerlifting meet and probably get a medal
>pumped full of soviet era roids as a kid after being told they were vitamins
actually embarrassing he's not bigger
>Kicks your ass while not even being very muscular and at the same time redpilling people on the israeli mafia
he lost to an african
Can’t wait for him to curb stomp that Black person Adesayana
Sorry I'm not gay I don't wrestle homosexuals 60 hours a week
and the muttification of the west continues. now we are bringing in legit genghis khan 80 iq primitive men into the ufc and into our countries lmfao.
>never touched a weight
it's a troony trying to post demoralization
What's the point in using such low weights when he's obviously capable of more?
Endurance training, training the body at a higher bodyweight but then cutting so hes way faster.
Would lose to Gordon Ryan
I am an undefeated fighter and would pancake that vanilla midget in a proper fight.
Technically I am also an undefeated fighter so I would heem you easily
I am an undefeated fighter who has actually had a fight, I would BTFO everyone ITT
>never touched a weight
so his body is massless?
fricking moron
>never touched a weight
You are the dumbest
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I have a gun, so I could effortless kill literally any "fighter" who ever existed.
He follows the Russian wrestling protocol.
>Kettlebell full body almost everyday high volume, can't move up in weight until you volume max current weight
>Bulgarian bag
>Gay sex
>Front squats for volume
>Band rotational wrestling training
>Mat workouts
>Juiced to the gills
touched a weight
you just stole my post Black person
bot?
touched a weight
Weightlifting is a universal part of training for all sports. He lifts just like every other fighter.
Standing submission chads