the "big boobs and butt" are amorphous sagging flabs
https://i.imgur.com/GoVo7YA.png
this fricking hurt to read because of how obviously fake it is. this person didn't even try to make it believable, yet posted it anyway expecting to be believed. the second hand embarrassment is strong. they type like a true tumblr moron >Must suck, eh lady? >skinny broke out in a lusty sweat >you fat fricks always stick together!! >s-s-sir,, i apologize! >I weigh more than you because of my genes
literally hope this person dies
https://i.imgur.com/hK3puoQ.jpg
>her heroic story involves sloppily eating a burger
Because they are weak, and they know they’re weak. Their strength must come externally, because they have no strength that comes from within. People who can’t control their appetites are weak inherently
Sumos and wrestlers eat with a purpose, namely to get bigger for show biz. A funny fat guy on a stage though? I mean Ralphie May died at 45, not exactly an old age for our times. Not very… strong, if you ask me.
Fatness can add to humor. You are wrong and need to accept fatness on some levels.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't help that you're showing a celebrity that literally died from excess.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Had he gone on a diet we never would have had this. It sounds like you have zero clue about humor.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I can accept fatness on "some levels".
Chris Farley is funny. His death from excess isn't.
4 months ago
Anonymous
He wouldn’t have been the funny fat guy though. Fatness is funny because it’s a parody of the human body. Fat people aren’t funny, they’re weird
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Fat people aren’t funny, they’re weird
Patrice made jokes about his obesity all the time. I doubt you can even name one good comedian with a six pack.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe you’re right, but fit people don’t need to be nearly as funny as fat people to reach the same kind of effect. Look at Chris Hemsworth, people will eat his routine up all day because he’s hot and handsome. There’s always something good to look at while he’s telling corny jokes. Fat people don’t have that luxury. Whatever fat people accomplish is taxed by their fatness, but fit and healthy people have no such limitation. At the end of the day, you’re just hamstringing yourself for someone else’s enjoyment by living a fat life. And you might not even see a benefit if you do do that
4 months ago
Anonymous
Fricking hell mate, we get it. To you only the obese can be comedians.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>I doubt you can even name one good comedian with a six pack.
Colin Quinn, but it's probably just Miller High Life or some such swill.
4 months ago
Anonymous
So all those morbidly obese 'influencers' who died recently, did the world a favor by being morbidly obese? Bro, just tell me your American without telling me you're American.
4 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/cbuFYh8.jpg
>People who can’t control their appetites are weak inherently
How do you explain sumos, pro wrestlers or fat comedians?
comedians are all depressed.
fat comedians are all fat and depressed which is why they all die really young.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Oh yes fatties are hilarious
Doesn't mean they're strong
4 months ago
Anonymous
I may just be a caveman who got thawed out, but while putting myself thru law school I was forced to work nights as an improv comic. And one of the things we were taught in Clown College was about the dualism of the fat-clown figure and the thin straight man figure in a comedy duo. It’s why Chris Farley was always alongside David Spade, why Jim Belushi always needed John, and Ralphie May and Whatshisnane Iglasias will never be big stars, cause they need a skinny guy in the act. And both those guys said “I ain’t gettin’ no skinny guy in my act; he’ll take 60%, and that cuts into my food budget”.
I'll never get tired of seeing fatties learn the hard way that they are far too weak to dead hang their body weight for even a few seconds. What surprises me is that they don't intuitively understand that they can't.
see, this is relatable fatness. this is the thing i feared when i was young. kinda refreshing to see after so much cultural mutation through fat acceptance movements.
i hope this was a turning point for that girl and pray she never found fat acceptance.
Women are already low energy and slow you down as a rule, I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to have a fat gf while you're out doing something >babe let's sit down >babe let's get something to eat >babe I need to take another 30 minute shit
Sounds like hell.
Personally I went to a big theme park with some fat family members a few years back, 300lb range maybe? We had 3 days of passes but after the first day they all had their ankles swell up and couldn't walk for the rest of the trip, so they stayed inside the hotel watching pay per view.
kek
Even funnier realizing that the fat OP is such a low IQ moron that they confused Austria for Australia because they have no comprehension of geography
kek
Even funnier realizing that the fat OP is such a low IQ moron that they confused Austria for Australia because they have no comprehension of geography
funny, but that looks kinda gross ngl
way too much water in the rice or something, like some shit I'd microwave up with frozen ingredients when I was 18
this shit has to be satire. it goes too far beyond believable into the realm of outright falsehood. there is no way that the person writing that truly expects people to buy it
Doesn’t even matter if this was a real post, it’s not even fun to read something this far gone. It’s the equivalent of laughing at a puppet on a stick while one of you guys wave it around and tell the story.
>It’s the equivalent of laughing at a puppet on a stick while one of you guys wave it around and tell the story.
If the anon in question does it in a funny way, yes, I'll laugh at that.
didn't think she could look worse, but then she opened her mouth. what the frick are those teeth? looks straight out of bongland. >verification not required
Mmmmm....imagine a triple cheeseburger with the cheese all melting off and falling into your lap, and fat oozing from the burgers, and the burger sauce mingling with the pickle...mmmm...oh God....
I genuinely don't understand how people can eat fast food. I haven't had fast food in like 6 years and the thought of it seriously makes me want to gag. I'll frick up a cheeseburger that I made at home don't get me wrong but there's something seriously wrong with the folks who eat that shit every day, let alone EVERY MEAL
Had a boys night with friends (all fat) the other night. I ate pizza since idk how long and frick me this was one of the most uncomfortable experiences I had.
The entire night and morning after until late midday, I felt terrible. Like I was filled up with cement. Like something was trying to push my lungs out of my mouth. Spent all time slightly grimacing enjoying nothing. Terrible sleep and restlessness to follow.
Im one of those types who drink a keg of alcohol and wake up in the morning like nothing happened btw, but I couldnt handle this. It felt like I got an exorcism done when I dropped my sins in the bowl then. I say never again to that slop shit.
>fat feminine
this is a troony guys, don't interact with it.
I'd be horrified if I had a fat autistic dude walking up to me too to fricking eat my food.
I hate that this is more or less representative of the culture in my home town. I came back for holidays with my parents and I was shocked at how awful the traffic was and how ugly everyone was.
bonus points for those kids: seeing one woman who thinks about what she eats and is thin, and seeing one woman who doesn't think about what she eats and is fat.
kudos to the fatty for being honest rather than pretending to eat just as thoughtfully as their skinny mother, that would have risked giving the kids a complex about their weight being out of their control.
>be self >start training for breath-hold & free diving in LA Fitness pool >get kicked out of pool because fatties thought I was perving on them by swimming my laps underwater >they didn’t even swim laps; they WALKED
>go to Iceland >take dry suit course to dive in frigid water >fatty in class has trouble with buoyancy due to dry suit fitting body and air pockets moving around >only 1 of 12 in class to not pass >has to snorkel on surface of Silfra instead of diving >bitches all the way back to Reykjavik about how dove company was told beforehand of her size and they didn’t accommodate her
>dive St. Maartens >fat guy on dive boat >weights on belt not enough, can’t stay down >already has 1 weight belt on >has to use dove masters weight belt and weights in addition to be able to stay under
>dive Cozumel >fat diver does ok during deep part of dive >can’t stay down during 5 minute @ 15’ safety stop >yo-yos between 7’-20’ >fast forward to after dive & eating lunch >fat diver keeps dropping silverware >goes into town to get checked for bends since problem with holding things is sign of nitrogen bubbles affecting nerves & muscles >doc tells him mild bends, either you can go in barometric chamber or not >still won’t be able to dive the rest of the trip
I'm still in college so it probably won't happen soon, but I'm interested in getting into scuba diving sometime, any advice for someone interested, anon?
Also wouldn't these fatties have to get scuba certified before diving? How can they be that physically incompetent lmao. Did they possibly get certified before getting fatter?
Not him, but I got certified in college. The fatties passed because you have to be pretty dumb to not get a basic certification. You are also certified for life, so they could have gotten their certification while they were human shaped. As far as advice goes just listen to the instructor so you don’t die and I would try to at least get your advanced open water certification. Those dives are more fun, night diving is really cool.
Most basic scuba training is in fresh water, even the open water check out dives. I think these fatties don’t realize when they get into the salt water ocean that it makes them more buoyant and they need more weight. Also, wet suits add buoyancy and less experienced divers won’t think to add weight to compensate.
When I snorkeled in Silfra this fat older Mexican mom was so terrified and incapable of moving that the instructor had to hold her the entire time while the rest of us were left to our own devices. She wasn’t even face down, just on her back wailing.
>parents with obese children should be executed.
Would you prefer they starve their children with rabbit food? Dumbfrick you need to respect parents who feed their children right.
I grew up with an Italian boy who was fat because he never wanted to disappoint his mother. Should his parents be executed for feeding him amazing food every night?
>thinks crackhead parents who neglect their children are on the same level as Italian mother's who prepare meals with love for their little boys
4 months ago
Anonymous
you can be a loving mother and also aware of health risks of overfeeding them. it's not hard, but i guess people can slip up. thats why not literally everybody is healthy or at least not overweight
4 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody mentioned crackheads, lardo. Prepared with love or not, if you feed your kid so much that he becomes obese, then you are failed as a parent and should be executed.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Nobody mentioned crackheads, lardo
Starving a child was mentioned and that's what crackheads parents do. A child being overfed would become an excellent sumo wrestler some day. Not sure what a skeleton child would be good for but vulture food.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, now I see what you did there. Good one!
Checked and keked.
>thin privilidge >violates thin girls NAP
so the privilidge of fat fricks is being loud sweaty annoying obnoxious and be able to take someone else's space only because they love to eat tremendous amount of food and don't want to be called on it
i wish fat fricks would put more energy in losing weight instead of putting all their energy in fricking complaining online, everytime I see someone defend some fat frick or try to justify it, it just makes me want to hit the gym and keep dieting more so i can mog those land whales
nta but why hate Santa?
He's obviously a powerlifter, not fat; How else could he carry all the world's gifts?
Besides, he got me some new home gym equipment this year, so I'd say he's pretty based.
What has a fat frick done for me besides take up space?
I don't want to believe her because never believe fatties, but it is possible the anesthesia was the wrong doseage because of how fat she was. Fats are not human, their bodies behave differently than a human body is expected to behave.
I got diagnosed with PCOS when I was skinny, the effects are worse when you're overweight though. Basically it makes you constantly crave carbs and you can't get pregnant unless you take clomid
I've seen this video a few times and still can't understand what >crispypieces
are. I've done some googling and nothing even similar comes up. it just looks like a really thick cornstarch slurry that has been fried
Yeah, they’re the bits of batter that fell off of food while it was frying and spent extra time in the fryer. So they are just deep fried breading. Crispy bits were so popular that people invented hush puppies which are just deep fried balls of cornmeal batter.
What am I seeing here? Is this what I think it is? Is she eating some shit that simply imitates crispy snacks? Like is it some no-calorie slop so obese people can cope?
Clockwise from top-left: >Sucrose >Atomic fluorine(?) >Aspartame >Heptenoic acid
The fluorine is shown a bit weird, & I suspect it's meant to be fluoride (similar but different).
And the heptenoic acid is probably meant to be representative of fatty acids in general.
I work at a water quality lab and a lot of people will rant to me about how fluoride is really bad for you, but I honestly don't know how valid it is. I think people are a little too paranoid about certain things. I bet if they knew we cleaned the water with bleach they'd freak out too
This is so stupid because intuitive eating is about getting your mind and body and awareness to a place where you can know your hunger cues and what you need and what you dont need it’s literally aboyt being healthy ahhhhhh
this shit has to be satire. it goes too far beyond believable into the realm of outright falsehood. there is no way that the person writing that truly expects people to buy it
First one is Porno, the sequel to Trainspotting. Second is Dead Men's Trousers, the final book in the Trainspotting series. Thrid is Harassment Architecture by Mike Ma
I wish I had her self-confidence when it came to my body. I had Eczema as a kid and teens, massively fricked with my self-esteem. How do I develop and achieve her self-confidence?
>being so fat that you can't even walk properly >"It's a sign of power!"
This isn't even funny anymore, it's just sad. You've got one life to live and you throw it away like that by just eating
>fatcel b***hing about Chads riding her pig ass until the break of dawn online to Stacy who's gonna live till like 90
The saving grace of fat people is that they are only with us for a few moments, then they die.
Losers are often shitty people that happily attack other people if they perceive an opportunity to do so without backlash, just to maek themselves feel like less of a loser.
Gorlock looks so ridiculous and nearly agendered. It's not difficult to see why Gorlock gets mistaken for a man or woman; they're a perfect example of an ugly version of both
Fat pig. Thousands of years of human art depicting men that probably couldn’t break 200 lbs if they were soaking weight in plate armor, and this b***h has the nerve to drop the genetics fallacy. Some people’s bloodlines deserve to die.
>1280 Cal >put me over my deficit
Legit question what suplements do you take to make sure you get all the vitamins and micronutrients your body needs? I always get sick cutting too low. Might be bc I don't take any
What must go through the mind of these women who one day decide to go from 50" pants and jump to 70" to cover 20 extra inches of fricking gunt that they will stuff into their god damned elastic?
I didn't start writing that sentence angry but it built up as I did. Obesity as a whole is such a baffling problem. Imagine what problems we could be focusing on. Imagine the beauty this world could have.
Reminds me of this chick who was painted by a 3 year old student as a literal blob, except instead of wanting to send the kid to a re-education camp, she put the painting on her fridge and used it as motivation to lose the weight.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/health-fitness/how-overweight-childcare-worker-turned-2148835
>Isn't this supposed to be a christian website now
Gods, I hope not. frick christcucks and all the tradlarping
4 months ago
Anonymous
Sneed. Christ is God and Lord. Pagan gods are under His feet.
But picrel exemplifies the fatty’s problem: They’re in a codependent relationship with food. Stockholm syndrome with food. Enslaved to food and their appetite, and they think it’s ok! They really think that there’s nothing that can be done personally, so they’ve turned quitting into winning. Sad really.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Uranus is and always will be our God. Christ was just another israelite who wanted to throw yet another revolt
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Uranus
Lmao. But wouldn’t you say His revolt was successful?
4 months ago
Anonymous
I bet you'd like us to worship Uranus, homo.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Pagan gods aren't real anon. Neither was Jesus Christ. >Verification not required.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Right, Christianity just came out of nowhere and made itself without a first cause like our universe did. Things used to happen for no reason until we started paying attention.
4 months ago
Anonymous
if only you could hear yourself
4 months ago
Anonymous
Death to the israeli god and his death cults
4 months ago
Anonymous
she's right about one thing though, that man didn't develop or have an emotional dependence on food, it wasn't a coping mechanism. that's why fatties yoyo in weight, the root issue isn't solved. but, like even heroin addicts, the choice is still yours
4 months ago
Anonymous
Wow so brave. Now talk shit about israelites and Muslims since you have such strong opinions about religion.
4 months ago
Anonymous
every religion is gay and the gods can suck my wiener
4 months ago
Anonymous
You mean israelites and sandBlack folk.
4 months ago
Anonymous
The Abrahamic faiths are all nonsense. Gas the israelites and bull doze the mudslimes. Total Christcuck death. Billions must die.
What about childhood fatties? I'd say in the first couple years its really up to the parents to monitor food intake and be a good example, as young kids will just copy behaviours. Its not really their fault
Question for ex fatties ITT, how do you AFFORD being fat? The amount of food it takes, even when it's cheap junk food, I feel like it'd put me out of home. Did you notice a big financial difference when you changed your diet?
I was about 280lbs at my heaviest which was in 2014. I didn't eat out much, but frozen food is easy, cheap, and calorie dense, and I would eat a lot of it, when I did get fast food or go to a restaurant it was a "treat" so I always overdid it. Personally I didn't find eating like a pig to be a huge financial burden, even as a relatively broke student. The type of person you see in most of these threads is on a dozen government programs to survive. I can't find it now, but there were some 600lb life leaks and a lot of the fatties on the show are given money and encouragement to eat more fast food during filming, most of the megafats eat home cooked or prepackaged meals the vast majority of the time, James K, the muh legs guy, would eat an entire tin of Pillsbury biscuits and a whole jar of gravy for breakfast, probably around 2,000 calories right there for like $4.
Of course my own fat experience is 10 years old at this point, looking at how much the cost of junk food has skyrocketed I don't know how they will cope. I half expect a smug article from CNN about how Biden's economic plan has reduced obesity any day now.
I was a fat kid with fat parents who brought goyslop into the house. Once I started working I bought my own food and learned to cook. It was when i started buying my food when I learned that food is super fricking expensive
>did you notice a big financial difference
actually yes, but in the opposite direction. 250 at my heaviest and i was eating shit, cheap junk food every day. frozen pizzas, mac and cheese, etc. it was actually not that expensive, but when i started getting my shit together, i realized buying healthy food (fresh meat, fruit and veg, etc.) was a lot more expensive. worth it though, got to 150 and have put on 25 in muscle over the last few years
fph dosnt really do it for me for motivation. im going to try to imagine really hard what it would be like to look like them to help hammer the point home how important an exercise routine is
I used to think that sort of cringe comic was as cringe as IST could ever get, now it's impossible to look at /wsg/ funny threads because it's 50 to 90% disgusting bald man making faces to music tiktoks.
>sister watching a reality show >people are tasked with surviving in the wilderness >they start with absolutely nothing, meaning no tools, food, water, or clothes >every male contestant is fit >every female contestant is a landwhale
Ngl, I could down that so easily... plus there's carbs all over that shit, has to be an edit. I love carbs so much, it's unreal...
Jesse Kelly isn't fat though.
Why yes I believe potatoes are proteins
she's doing something to try to get active
i cant fault that
/fph/ should be reserved for fats being fats
Fat hate is valid for all fats, but especially lazy fats. Fats trying to better themselves are still, at their core, lazy gluttonous fatasses.
A fat whale treading in water because she want's to have fun isn't being healthy because she got out of the pool and ate a plate of fried chicken.
>/fph/ should be reserved for fats being fats
it is. fats attempt and fail to lose weight constantly.
she forgot to censor her other pair of breasts
guarantee this haunts her every night
the "big boobs and butt" are amorphous sagging flabs
this fricking hurt to read because of how obviously fake it is. this person didn't even try to make it believable, yet posted it anyway expecting to be believed. the second hand embarrassment is strong. they type like a true tumblr moron
>Must suck, eh lady?
>skinny broke out in a lusty sweat
>you fat fricks always stick together!!
>s-s-sir,, i apologize!
>I weigh more than you because of my genes
literally hope this person dies
>her heroic story involves sloppily eating a burger
her hips are narrow
>>Hey Shitass
Built for BBC
Why is everything with them a story about empowerment?
Because they are weak, and they know they’re weak. Their strength must come externally, because they have no strength that comes from within. People who can’t control their appetites are weak inherently
>People who can’t control their appetites are weak inherently
How do you explain sumos, pro wrestlers or fat comedians?
Sumos and wrestlers eat with a purpose, namely to get bigger for show biz. A funny fat guy on a stage though? I mean Ralphie May died at 45, not exactly an old age for our times. Not very… strong, if you ask me.
Fatness can add to humor. You are wrong and need to accept fatness on some levels.
It doesn't help that you're showing a celebrity that literally died from excess.
Had he gone on a diet we never would have had this. It sounds like you have zero clue about humor.
I can accept fatness on "some levels".
Chris Farley is funny. His death from excess isn't.
He wouldn’t have been the funny fat guy though. Fatness is funny because it’s a parody of the human body. Fat people aren’t funny, they’re weird
>Fat people aren’t funny, they’re weird
Patrice made jokes about his obesity all the time. I doubt you can even name one good comedian with a six pack.
Maybe you’re right, but fit people don’t need to be nearly as funny as fat people to reach the same kind of effect. Look at Chris Hemsworth, people will eat his routine up all day because he’s hot and handsome. There’s always something good to look at while he’s telling corny jokes. Fat people don’t have that luxury. Whatever fat people accomplish is taxed by their fatness, but fit and healthy people have no such limitation. At the end of the day, you’re just hamstringing yourself for someone else’s enjoyment by living a fat life. And you might not even see a benefit if you do do that
Fricking hell mate, we get it. To you only the obese can be comedians.
>I doubt you can even name one good comedian with a six pack.
Colin Quinn, but it's probably just Miller High Life or some such swill.
So all those morbidly obese 'influencers' who died recently, did the world a favor by being morbidly obese? Bro, just tell me your American without telling me you're American.
comedians are all depressed.
fat comedians are all fat and depressed which is why they all die really young.
Oh yes fatties are hilarious
Doesn't mean they're strong
I may just be a caveman who got thawed out, but while putting myself thru law school I was forced to work nights as an improv comic. And one of the things we were taught in Clown College was about the dualism of the fat-clown figure and the thin straight man figure in a comedy duo. It’s why Chris Farley was always alongside David Spade, why Jim Belushi always needed John, and Ralphie May and Whatshisnane Iglasias will never be big stars, cause they need a skinny guy in the act. And both those guys said “I ain’t gettin’ no skinny guy in my act; he’ll take 60%, and that cuts into my food budget”.
Sumo wrestlers have less bodyfat% than the average Japanese man. They're technically builtfat.
The ones I’ve seen still look fricking nasty
>How do you explain sumos, pro wrestlers
Those guys do control their weight.
I can name a bunch who don't.
If he's a sumo wrestler, he controls his weight in the most literal sense.
That's Rodney Ano'ai, AKA "Yokozuna". He got fired from the WWE for being too much of a fat frick.
>WWE
>Sumo
You're fricking moronic
>Pentagram harness
Guaranteed she is a member of the Antifa tank division
ok but that pentagram is kinda fire, would look hot on a human woman
Why bother with the bathing suit or censorship at all. There's nothing sexual there at all. Anymore than there is with a farm animal.
BRUTAL
absolute gemmy locked and keyed IST moment
I'm seeing double, eight tittties?!
Wow, that's Eccentrica Gallumbits the far-famed quadruple-breasted prostitute of Eroticon Six!
she is right though
miring the forearms
what exercise gets you forearms like this?
>what exercise gets you forearms like this?
Fork pullups x failure
I'll never get tired of seeing fatties learn the hard way that they are far too weak to dead hang their body weight for even a few seconds. What surprises me is that they don't intuitively understand that they can't.
see, this is relatable fatness. this is the thing i feared when i was young. kinda refreshing to see after so much cultural mutation through fat acceptance movements.
i hope this was a turning point for that girl and pray she never found fat acceptance.
cultural mutilation*
Yeah we know what you meant dipshit
that anon's not me, he's just adding to the point. what a weirdly aggressive response to something that clearly wasn't even a typo.
xd
Women are already low energy and slow you down as a rule, I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to have a fat gf while you're out doing something
>babe let's sit down
>babe let's get something to eat
>babe I need to take another 30 minute shit
Sounds like hell.
Personally I went to a big theme park with some fat family members a few years back, 300lb range maybe? We had 3 days of passes but after the first day they all had their ankles swell up and couldn't walk for the rest of the trip, so they stayed inside the hotel watching pay per view.
>babe im overheating let me get my mega gulp
Holy copium batman
>You don't have to worry about breaking me
Getting out of a chair: MAH KNEES! MAH ANKLES! AH NEEDZ MAH MUHBILITY SCOOTUH!
Literally all of these are bad reasons
>my heart is big too xd
oh i bet it is
kek
Even funnier realizing that the fat OP is such a low IQ moron that they confused Austria for Australia because they have no comprehension of geography
It’s satire you mong
What?
I'm not Mongolian, anon.
Keyed R/Woosh moment
How do I upvote a comment on IST?
Is it?
funny, but that looks kinda gross ngl
way too much water in the rice or something, like some shit I'd microwave up with frozen ingredients when I was 18
probably an overcooked pilaf doebeit
I can't stop eating KFC...it's over
It's low quality shit meat boiled in old gutter oil. You can cut that from your diet, anon.
Chicken isn't shit meat...
>he thinks KFC gives you chicken
It makes sense when you consider the obvious fact that the american government want to make americans as fat as possible
If your own government is fattening you like a pig, why shouldn't there be laws against discrimination?
>planet fatshits pizza night
Even in their wildest most powerful fantasies, they’re still fricking eating and it defines them
I want that blonde chick to follow me around and tease me like some tsun fit imouto
this shit has to be satire. it goes too far beyond believable into the realm of outright falsehood. there is no way that the person writing that truly expects people to buy it
Doesn’t even matter if this was a real post, it’s not even fun to read something this far gone. It’s the equivalent of laughing at a puppet on a stick while one of you guys wave it around and tell the story.
>It’s the equivalent of laughing at a puppet on a stick while one of you guys wave it around and tell the story.
I do this tho
>It’s the equivalent of laughing at a puppet on a stick while one of you guys wave it around and tell the story.
If the anon in question does it in a funny way, yes, I'll laugh at that.
I love these stories they always feature some smug fat hating woman who I instantly love.
>PF pizza day
I’ve been a planet fitness member for 2 years and never seen a pizza day
Most of these screenshots are old. I'm not sure if they still do it. Wouldn't surprise me though
They got rid of it when the scamdemic started
Fake
imagine the skinny girl as nagatoro and the fat one as nanachi and this story is pretty frickin kino not gonna lie
Wow that fat b***h has a great memory to be able to recall all the extensive dialog that was exchanged between everyone. I totally buy it.
That's the most believable part. Women store every word that offended them like a squirrel buries nuts.
>I'm not fat because I want to, I'm literally changing the world
didn't think she could look worse, but then she opened her mouth. what the frick are those teeth? looks straight out of bongland.
>verification not required
I'd frick her silly and leave her on the road
>dieting sucks up our energy
Yes. That's literally the point.
are there really people so moronic that they consider counting calories as a tiring mental effort?
Don't answer
Yes. See the ketoschizo
what the FRICK did I just watch, she is completely, completely fricking horrid holy shit I feel like puking
U wat
sounds like a sordid attempt at erotica.
eating cheeseburgers IS erotica for fats
Mmmmm....imagine a triple cheeseburger with the cheese all melting off and falling into your lap, and fat oozing from the burgers, and the burger sauce mingling with the pickle...mmmm...oh God....
I'm stuff my face like a fat b***h once i'm done with this fast.
I genuinely don't understand how people can eat fast food. I haven't had fast food in like 6 years and the thought of it seriously makes me want to gag. I'll frick up a cheeseburger that I made at home don't get me wrong but there's something seriously wrong with the folks who eat that shit every day, let alone EVERY MEAL
AROOOOO! EFF YEAH BROTHER!!! CRANK THAT HOG YOU MORBID BEAST!!!
Had a boys night with friends (all fat) the other night. I ate pizza since idk how long and frick me this was one of the most uncomfortable experiences I had.
The entire night and morning after until late midday, I felt terrible. Like I was filled up with cement. Like something was trying to push my lungs out of my mouth. Spent all time slightly grimacing enjoying nothing. Terrible sleep and restlessness to follow.
Im one of those types who drink a keg of alcohol and wake up in the morning like nothing happened btw, but I couldnt handle this. It felt like I got an exorcism done when I dropped my sins in the bowl then. I say never again to that slop shit.
make yourself vomit
>fat feminine
this is a troony guys, don't interact with it.
I'd be horrified if I had a fat autistic dude walking up to me too to fricking eat my food.
Any excuse to get a bite of his burger, huh?
I hate that this is more or less representative of the culture in my home town. I came back for holidays with my parents and I was shocked at how awful the traffic was and how ugly everyone was.
Fat Mia Wallace
bonus points for those kids: seeing one woman who thinks about what she eats and is thin, and seeing one woman who doesn't think about what she eats and is fat.
kudos to the fatty for being honest rather than pretending to eat just as thoughtfully as their skinny mother, that would have risked giving the kids a complex about their weight being out of their control.
>1hr 15min exercise per day plus 3 sports
tfw you get brutally mogged by an obese 9 year old
mirin
i wonder what this person is doing now almost 10 years later
She commited suicide 4 years ago.
Praise Allah (PBUH)
You say pbuh after Mohammad (pedo homosexual). It’s not like Christianity where Jesus and god are the same dude.
this is so based
what a great mom
frick so good amazing work
i hope they are both doing well still.
Based kid, hope she continued making it into adulthood
Good for Breanna and her mom!
they could never understand how good this would make you feel
I hate fat swimmers and scuba divers.
>be self
>start training for breath-hold & free diving in LA Fitness pool
>get kicked out of pool because fatties thought I was perving on them by swimming my laps underwater
>they didn’t even swim laps; they WALKED
>go to Iceland
>take dry suit course to dive in frigid water
>fatty in class has trouble with buoyancy due to dry suit fitting body and air pockets moving around
>only 1 of 12 in class to not pass
>has to snorkel on surface of Silfra instead of diving
>bitches all the way back to Reykjavik about how dove company was told beforehand of her size and they didn’t accommodate her
>dive St. Maartens
>fat guy on dive boat
>weights on belt not enough, can’t stay down
>already has 1 weight belt on
>has to use dove masters weight belt and weights in addition to be able to stay under
>dive Cozumel
>fat diver does ok during deep part of dive
>can’t stay down during 5 minute @ 15’ safety stop
>yo-yos between 7’-20’
>fast forward to after dive & eating lunch
>fat diver keeps dropping silverware
>goes into town to get checked for bends since problem with holding things is sign of nitrogen bubbles affecting nerves & muscles
>doc tells him mild bends, either you can go in barometric chamber or not
>still won’t be able to dive the rest of the trip
I'm still in college so it probably won't happen soon, but I'm interested in getting into scuba diving sometime, any advice for someone interested, anon?
Also wouldn't these fatties have to get scuba certified before diving? How can they be that physically incompetent lmao. Did they possibly get certified before getting fatter?
Not him, but I got certified in college. The fatties passed because you have to be pretty dumb to not get a basic certification. You are also certified for life, so they could have gotten their certification while they were human shaped. As far as advice goes just listen to the instructor so you don’t die and I would try to at least get your advanced open water certification. Those dives are more fun, night diving is really cool.
Most basic scuba training is in fresh water, even the open water check out dives. I think these fatties don’t realize when they get into the salt water ocean that it makes them more buoyant and they need more weight. Also, wet suits add buoyancy and less experienced divers won’t think to add weight to compensate.
When I snorkeled in Silfra this fat older Mexican mom was so terrified and incapable of moving that the instructor had to hold her the entire time while the rest of us were left to our own devices. She wasn’t even face down, just on her back wailing.
>barometric chamber
lmao he prob needs a bariatric chamber
>muh back hurts
>SCREEEEEEE why does muh doctor wanna talk about muh weight
I never thought about how obesity affects bone growth until I saw this image. Awful stuff, parents with obese children should be executed.
>parents with obese children should be executed.
Would you prefer they starve their children with rabbit food? Dumbfrick you need to respect parents who feed their children right.
>Starve or eat like an elephant
Those are the only options?
I grew up with an Italian boy who was fat because he never wanted to disappoint his mother. Should his parents be executed for feeding him amazing food every night?
Yes. Or at least teach some portion control
>Feeding children right
>Child being obese
You can pick only 1 fatfrick
>thinks crackhead parents who neglect their children are on the same level as Italian mother's who prepare meals with love for their little boys
you can be a loving mother and also aware of health risks of overfeeding them. it's not hard, but i guess people can slip up. thats why not literally everybody is healthy or at least not overweight
Nobody mentioned crackheads, lardo. Prepared with love or not, if you feed your kid so much that he becomes obese, then you are failed as a parent and should be executed.
>Nobody mentioned crackheads, lardo
Starving a child was mentioned and that's what crackheads parents do. A child being overfed would become an excellent sumo wrestler some day. Not sure what a skeleton child would be good for but vulture food.
Okay, now I see what you did there. Good one!
Checked and keked.
Should we execute the parents too?
2 is a valid point
When I was fat and hit the gym fir the first time gymbros mocked me and I decided it wasn't worth it, so i kept fat
This only changed two years later when I beat one of them
Smokers do that tho
It's always women trying to be "tough" that always have to use over the top profanity in their posts. Anyone else notice that
Women think maturity is swearing and sex. They are teenagers trapped in adult bodies.
same c**t wants 2 year olds getting the wu flu shot
Remember when you could get the all American combo for 5 bucks?
I memba the dollar menu at McD
;_;
>what do you mean society shouldn't break their backs to care for the health of someone who's actively destroying their own health???
>thin privilidge
>violates thin girls NAP
so the privilidge of fat fricks is being loud sweaty annoying obnoxious and be able to take someone else's space only because they love to eat tremendous amount of food and don't want to be called on it
i wish fat fricks would put more energy in losing weight instead of putting all their energy in fricking complaining online, everytime I see someone defend some fat frick or try to justify it, it just makes me want to hit the gym and keep dieting more so i can mog those land whales
so much hatred
did santa clause not bring you a gift?
nta but why hate Santa?
He's obviously a powerlifter, not fat; How else could he carry all the world's gifts?
Besides, he got me some new home gym equipment this year, so I'd say he's pretty based.
What has a fat frick done for me besides take up space?
lay down the pipe, kiddo
>And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
Fricking lol
She could have easily saved face by pulling a pic related.
>finish business
>see ghost of fatmass future
>eugh
>leave before my lunch does
"Yeah, like that."
What does she mean she made that face?
i would of laughed in her fricking face frank hassel style and fricked the cute stacy
He wasn't thinking about you, ma'am. I doubt many do. That's why you have your little misery act so you get some attention.
I don't want to believe her because never believe fatties, but it is possible the anesthesia was the wrong doseage because of how fat she was. Fats are not human, their bodies behave differently than a human body is expected to behave.
Didn't read any of that but dat ass phenomenal. Absolutely luv to berry my face 'twixt dem cheeks.
It's not even that much of a impressive body
>high calorie haterade
ok funny
>Inclusivity is my size + 1 bigger because I'll be that size soon
More like pixie to walrus
The logical way to prove them wrong would be to lose weight to reveal said conditions. But no, the rest of the world has to turn around.
>pcos
This is fake right?
PCOS is a very real condition but these homosexuals like to invert the cause and effect. PCOS is caused by being a fat tub of shit.
I got diagnosed with PCOS when I was skinny, the effects are worse when you're overweight though. Basically it makes you constantly crave carbs and you can't get pregnant unless you take clomid
imagine acting like a drug addict every time you ate a snack
imagine being hospitalized and on oxygen because you can't breathe properly due to your food addiction.
I've seen this video a few times and still can't understand what
>crispypieces
are. I've done some googling and nothing even similar comes up. it just looks like a really thick cornstarch slurry that has been fried
Yeah, they’re the bits of batter that fell off of food while it was frying and spent extra time in the fryer. So they are just deep fried breading. Crispy bits were so popular that people invented hush puppies which are just deep fried balls of cornmeal batter.
>literally just eating fried batter
I hate them. And I hate the stupid faces and orgasm shakes they get from eating.
What am I seeing here? Is this what I think it is? Is she eating some shit that simply imitates crispy snacks? Like is it some no-calorie slop so obese people can cope?
It's elephant foot! She has crushed her own shoes.
There's like 5 layers of stains in those pants. She has shit herself multiple times in those pants and hasn't washed them.
What are those compounds on the left?
Clockwise from top-left:
>Sucrose
>Atomic fluorine(?)
>Aspartame
>Heptenoic acid
The fluorine is shown a bit weird, & I suspect it's meant to be fluoride (similar but different).
And the heptenoic acid is probably meant to be representative of fatty acids in general.
I work at a water quality lab and a lot of people will rant to me about how fluoride is really bad for you, but I honestly don't know how valid it is. I think people are a little too paranoid about certain things. I bet if they knew we cleaned the water with bleach they'd freak out too
This is so stupid because intuitive eating is about getting your mind and body and awareness to a place where you can know your hunger cues and what you need and what you dont need it’s literally aboyt being healthy ahhhhhh
What books are these?
One of them I'm pretty sure is Trainspotting. The one with the lean kid who keeps eating mcdonalds
I read that book years ago, was thinking with a Scottish accent before i even finished it
Me too! Started calling people radge c**ts, too
First one is Porno, the sequel to Trainspotting. Second is Dead Men's Trousers, the final book in the Trainspotting series. Thrid is Harassment Architecture by Mike Ma
some fat women make wacky pro-fat music for tiktok sounds. It's pretty terrible.
I wish I had her self-confidence when it came to my body. I had Eczema as a kid and teens, massively fricked with my self-esteem. How do I develop and achieve her self-confidence?
she's lying to herself. she cries herself to sleep at night and wishes she was skinny, thats why they get so mad abt skinny b***hes
be a fat woman in a high Black person area
pretend in the internet and cry whenever a child looks at you funny
>being so fat that you can't even walk properly
>"It's a sign of power!"
This isn't even funny anymore, it's just sad. You've got one life to live and you throw it away like that by just eating
look at its hair! look at its fingers!
Incel on suicide watch
holy shit she is YUGE
>fatcel b***hing about Chads riding her pig ass until the break of dawn online to Stacy who's gonna live till like 90
The saving grace of fat people is that they are only with us for a few moments, then they die.
The irony is astounding.
Why is this fat c**t so mean bros? I like the look of a fedora, everyone has their own tastes in fashion.
Losers are often shitty people that happily attack other people if they perceive an opportunity to do so without backlash, just to maek themselves feel like less of a loser.
Damn, at least incels are physically capable of sex though. Chad would just die in her fat folds after getting sucked into her orbit.
>all dese homies saying "her"
Gorlock is a man
I can understand the confusion, since fat makes people amorphous, but that isn’t Gorlock.
Gorlock looks so ridiculous and nearly agendered. It's not difficult to see why Gorlock gets mistaken for a man or woman; they're a perfect example of an ugly version of both
That's not even what an incel is.
the cut to the fat b***h was like a fricking ultra 4k widescreen freddy fazbear jumpscare
I want a platform where we can bet when someone's going to die. Like an organized real betting platform. I'm saying she's dead in two years or less.
this singular burger from wendy's would put me over my deficit
I used to eat 3 of those daily, plus curly fries and coleslaw
im a fat frick and even i couldnt manage that, are you trolling?
Fat pig. Thousands of years of human art depicting men that probably couldn’t break 200 lbs if they were soaking weight in plate armor, and this b***h has the nerve to drop the genetics fallacy. Some people’s bloodlines deserve to die.
maybe she's a troll in a human body
No troll. Used to eat like a horse.
5'11, was 300lb. Now 185lb and wouldn't eat one if you paid me.
hell yea good shit. proud of u anon.
>the more depravation
Freudian slip?
fat c**t, hope your diet is better now. what was your height/weight when you used to eat like that?
>1280 Cal
>put me over my deficit
Legit question what suplements do you take to make sure you get all the vitamins and micronutrients your body needs? I always get sick cutting too low. Might be bc I don't take any
i don't take any supplements, im just a short femoid so eating over 1200 = getting fat
On the other hand it has 75 grams of protein which is plenty for all you twinks out there running 1,200 calories
Go OMAD then if it’s worth it for the taste.
LMFAO at that old c**t in the sunglasses spazzing out when he rolls down the stairs
That’s not a bikini, it’s a tarp.
What must go through the mind of these women who one day decide to go from 50" pants and jump to 70" to cover 20 extra inches of fricking gunt that they will stuff into their god damned elastic?
I didn't start writing that sentence angry but it built up as I did. Obesity as a whole is such a baffling problem. Imagine what problems we could be focusing on. Imagine the beauty this world could have.
>reminder that fat fricks work as hard as thin people!!
google does not, in fact, say we don't know the cause of diabetes. weight is listed first
>reality-shattering advice from a kid with an honest opinion due to not developing any filters yet
>"He will need reinforcement."
Reminds me of this chick who was painted by a 3 year old student as a literal blob, except instead of wanting to send the kid to a re-education camp, she put the painting on her fridge and used it as motivation to lose the weight.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/health-fitness/how-overweight-childcare-worker-turned-2148835
kek, single mother as well
Would love for the girl in the background to give us a run down of what happened
It was a skit and they are friends, so you would be disappointed.
The expression of disgust on the woman in the background, lmao
>getting hard nipples because you’re about to eat breakfast themed cake
>dances when she sees food
Literally behaving like an animal.
animals dont do that, what planet are you from?
>hungry dogs don't dance in place and run around when they see you approaching with their food
moron.
>single fat haas mother dating a brown man
Many such cases
>thin privilege is not triggering the disgust instinct in your own child
anyone have that webm of the vegan losing his mind of protein consumption?
Yes
Based steamed ham posters
This should be standard before marrying someone
I have never said this before but I believe this is what the kids called UNBELIEVABLY BASED
go cowboys!
Incredibly smart analyst on TV
I just don't #BelieveWomen anymore.
what a beautiful creature 🙂
I swear former fatties ITT like myself are even more disgusted by these people
Once a fatty always a fatty
Yeah man, fatty in mind and spirit. Life long body dysmorphia.
Never get fat, kids
I can never trust anyone who has been fat in their life
>I can never trust anyone who has been fat in their life
EX-fatty here. You're completely right.
Isn't this supposed to be a christian website now? Isn't forgiveness like a big part of the religion?
>Isn't this supposed to be a christian website now
Gods, I hope not. frick christcucks and all the tradlarping
Sneed. Christ is God and Lord. Pagan gods are under His feet.
But picrel exemplifies the fatty’s problem: They’re in a codependent relationship with food. Stockholm syndrome with food. Enslaved to food and their appetite, and they think it’s ok! They really think that there’s nothing that can be done personally, so they’ve turned quitting into winning. Sad really.
Uranus is and always will be our God. Christ was just another israelite who wanted to throw yet another revolt
>Uranus
Lmao. But wouldn’t you say His revolt was successful?
I bet you'd like us to worship Uranus, homo.
Pagan gods aren't real anon. Neither was Jesus Christ.
>Verification not required.
Right, Christianity just came out of nowhere and made itself without a first cause like our universe did. Things used to happen for no reason until we started paying attention.
if only you could hear yourself
Death to the israeli god and his death cults
she's right about one thing though, that man didn't develop or have an emotional dependence on food, it wasn't a coping mechanism. that's why fatties yoyo in weight, the root issue isn't solved. but, like even heroin addicts, the choice is still yours
Wow so brave. Now talk shit about israelites and Muslims since you have such strong opinions about religion.
every religion is gay and the gods can suck my wiener
You mean israelites and sandBlack folk.
The Abrahamic faiths are all nonsense. Gas the israelites and bull doze the mudslimes. Total Christcuck death. Billions must die.
Not gonna forgive myself for being fatty, not gonna trust myself. Around fats don't relax
Ex-fat. I don’t trust fat people either. I show them utmost kindness by helping them lose weight, but I don’t trust them a bit.
What about childhood fatties? I'd say in the first couple years its really up to the parents to monitor food intake and be a good example, as young kids will just copy behaviours. Its not really their fault
it is kind of weird seeing pro-fats being lefty types but most actual fat people are like old republican types.
Question for ex fatties ITT, how do you AFFORD being fat? The amount of food it takes, even when it's cheap junk food, I feel like it'd put me out of home. Did you notice a big financial difference when you changed your diet?
it's a ridiculous amount of money yeah, I spent twice as much on junk food as I did on rent easily.
I was about 280lbs at my heaviest which was in 2014. I didn't eat out much, but frozen food is easy, cheap, and calorie dense, and I would eat a lot of it, when I did get fast food or go to a restaurant it was a "treat" so I always overdid it. Personally I didn't find eating like a pig to be a huge financial burden, even as a relatively broke student. The type of person you see in most of these threads is on a dozen government programs to survive. I can't find it now, but there were some 600lb life leaks and a lot of the fatties on the show are given money and encouragement to eat more fast food during filming, most of the megafats eat home cooked or prepackaged meals the vast majority of the time, James K, the muh legs guy, would eat an entire tin of Pillsbury biscuits and a whole jar of gravy for breakfast, probably around 2,000 calories right there for like $4.
Of course my own fat experience is 10 years old at this point, looking at how much the cost of junk food has skyrocketed I don't know how they will cope. I half expect a smug article from CNN about how Biden's economic plan has reduced obesity any day now.
I was a fat kid with fat parents who brought goyslop into the house. Once I started working I bought my own food and learned to cook. It was when i started buying my food when I learned that food is super fricking expensive
>did you notice a big financial difference
actually yes, but in the opposite direction. 250 at my heaviest and i was eating shit, cheap junk food every day. frozen pizzas, mac and cheese, etc. it was actually not that expensive, but when i started getting my shit together, i realized buying healthy food (fresh meat, fruit and veg, etc.) was a lot more expensive. worth it though, got to 150 and have put on 25 in muscle over the last few years
Rc 2 liters were 99 cents.
I would drink 3 a day, normal amounts of food.
That's what did me in. Liquid calories are a killer.
SIX LITERS of generic Coke??
I yam what I yam an' tha's all I yam
There's no way she's still alive to this day
Why do you have this gross shit saved on your computer
for spreading fatphobia on the internet
Does anyone have the gif of a black guy riding on top of a fat white chick with a slice of pizza on a stick
fph dosnt really do it for me for motivation. im going to try to imagine really hard what it would be like to look like them to help hammer the point home how important an exercise routine is
classic
I used to think that sort of cringe comic was as cringe as IST could ever get, now it's impossible to look at /wsg/ funny threads because it's 50 to 90% disgusting bald man making faces to music tiktoks.
>sister watching a reality show
>people are tasked with surviving in the wilderness
>they start with absolutely nothing, meaning no tools, food, water, or clothes
>every male contestant is fit
>every female contestant is a landwhale
Name of show?
Im guessing it was Naked and Afraid