>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
OOF
Looks like OP becomes a jacked competent man, makes enough money for a lambo and gets a hot pleasant wife.
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
both happen to OP, but before he dies a pack of 600lb amerisharts fall through his ceiling, killing everyone involved
https://i.imgur.com/mjlJS1U.jpg
[...]
HATE ONLY COMES FROM BENETH. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY?
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
HATE ONLY COMES FROM BENETH. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY?
>You will never be criticized by people doing more than you
Kek yes they absolutely will, this is absolutely moronic. There's nothing highly productive, highly energetic people hate more than lazy buttholes who keep dragging their feet and bringing up the rear.
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
Not so fast bucko
Digits and [...] [...] both happen to OP, but before he dies a pack of 600lb amerisharts fall through his ceiling, killing everyone involved
[...]
Perish
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
[...]
OOF
Looks like OP becomes a jacked competent man, makes enough money for a lambo and gets a hot pleasant wife.
Not so fast bucko
Digits and [...] [...] both happen to OP, but before he dies a pack of 600lb amerisharts fall through his ceiling, killing everyone involved
[...]
Perish
If dubs you and op get same treatment as [...] laid out
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
bracketing >
[...]
OOF
Looks like OP becomes a jacked competent man, makes enough money for a lambo and gets a hot pleasant wife.
checked
Not so fast bucko
Digits and [...] [...] both happen to OP, but before he dies a pack of 600lb amerisharts fall through his ceiling, killing everyone involved
[...]
Perish
WHOA RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
If dubs you and op get same treatment as [...] laid out
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
I can see the point. I recently disowned a friend who was a trans "man" who constantly threatened to kill herself every time she didn't get 100% of her way. I feel better in every way now that she's not emotionally blackmailing me by threatening to harm herself.
"I think" has been said to indicate a lack of conviction. It give you rhetorical room to retreat from a position when pressured on it, as you are indicating a process toward coming to an opinion but not finalizing it as something fulsome. His generic alpha routine slipped there.
What's this guy's brand even? He's just imitation Tate but as an annoying leaf that shills testosterone supplement snake oil like every other grifter. Who the frick has money these days to spend on this mass produced matrix mosquito?
>bro just be rich, bang hot women, get best friends
Holy shit why didn't I think of this, this is such a fricking revelation
I'm going to go get my money from the bank right now
1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?
4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.
5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.
6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.
7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.
8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.
11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
12 I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem.
13 And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith.
14 I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
15 That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
16 I communed with mine own heart, saying, Lo, I am come to great estate, and have gotten more wisdom than all they that have been before me in Jerusalem: yea, my heart had great experience of wisdom and knowledge.
17 And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
1 I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.
2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?
3 I sought in mine heart to give myself unto wine, yet acquainting mine heart with wisdom; and to lay hold on folly, till I might see what was that good for the sons of men, which they should do under the heaven all the days of their life.
4 I made me great works; I builded me houses; I planted me vineyards:
5 I made me gardens and orchards, and I planted trees in them of all kind of fruits:
6 I made me pools of water, to water therewith the wood that bringeth forth trees:
7 I got me servants and maidens, and had servants born in my house; also I had great possessions of great and small cattle above all that were in Jerusalem before me:
8 I gathered me also silver and gold, and the peculiar treasure of kings and of the provinces: I gat me men singers and women singers, and the delights of the sons of men, as musical instruments, and that of all sorts.
9 So I was great, and increased more than all that were before me in Jerusalem: also my wisdom remained with me.
10 And whatsoever mine eyes desired I kept not from them, I withheld not my heart from any joy; for my heart rejoiced in all my labour: and this was my portion of all my labour.
11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
12 And I turned myself to behold wisdom, and madness, and folly: for what can the man do that cometh after the king? even that which hath been already done.
13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
14 The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.
15 Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
16 For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.
17 Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
Women love therapy so much because it has their favorite things. Getting attention, validation and sympathy to their problems without actually having to have a conversation and have to listen in return to something that's not about them.
That's because they're crying at home or drowning their sorrows in alcohol. We're all sad. Why do you think the rich, jacked competent man is chasing shallow pleasures like women and money?
Money prevents problems, but it won't solve the human condition.
digits and OP gets raped by a pack of Black folk
OOF
Looks like OP becomes a jacked competent man, makes enough money for a lambo and gets a hot pleasant wife.
frick
Not so fast bucko
Digits and
both happen to OP, but before he dies a pack of 600lb amerisharts fall through his ceiling, killing everyone involved
Perish
oh no no no
If dubs you and op get same treatment as
laid out
Fate awaits.
HATE ONLY COMES FROM BENETH. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY?
DO.
THE.
WORK
I always treat these threads with first level irony, because it's boomers complaining
>Rich people don't despise poor people
>More from rich at 10
Why is he criticizing "from below"?
>You will never be criticized by people doing more than you
Kek yes they absolutely will, this is absolutely moronic. There's nothing highly productive, highly energetic people hate more than lazy buttholes who keep dragging their feet and bringing up the rear.
God this is why Kek is my deity of choice.
wtf is going on itt
Buckle up boys
near miss
bracketing
>
OOF
Looks like OP becomes a jacked competent man, makes enough money for a lambo and gets a hot pleasant wife.
checked
WHOA RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
FLAWLESS VICTORY
>another one of these fricking threads
Digits and boogie rapes your mouth in your sleep tonight until he drowns you with his seed while 'cado gives you testicular torsion
I can see the point. I recently disowned a friend who was a trans "man" who constantly threatened to kill herself every time she didn't get 100% of her way. I feel better in every way now that she's not emotionally blackmailing me by threatening to harm herself.
Therapy mostly doesn't work because most psychologists are so terrible at their job that they don't even listen to the client and just act smug.
Don’t forget to buy your pheromone soap for $100.
Charge. What. You're. Worth.
$5000. An. Hour.
haha wtf
I feel like this guy is autistic.
>I feel like
BETA DETECTED. STRONG MEN ALWAYS SAY “I THINK”
In that case, I think you're going to get sucked into boogie's wiener if I get digits
how do you have this guy's tweets memorized so well you can come up with a response to everything in his words lmao
Because he studied Cooper's words and he did guess what... he Did. The. WORK.
I think if you don't reply your mom will die in her sleep tonight.
NOT SO FAST
"take good care of him"
literally making him obese so that he dies early age. don't post that disgusting dog in IST we only like IST dogs, obese dogs can't stop any curses.
I'm putting immunity dog on a low carb diet and taking him swimming regularly.
"I think" has been said to indicate a lack of conviction. It give you rhetorical room to retreat from a position when pressured on it, as you are indicating a process toward coming to an opinion but not finalizing it as something fulsome. His generic alpha routine slipped there.
Lol this is so stupid. The op tweet isn't wrong tho but dude is a massive homosexual.
>op tweet isn’t wrong
Yes it is
Are you using Kurt as an example bc he isn't jacked and definitely did not have a pleasant woman was not competent and was addicted to heroin
Digits and cado strangles you to death
What's this guy's brand even? He's just imitation Tate but as an annoying leaf that shills testosterone supplement snake oil like every other grifter. Who the frick has money these days to spend on this mass produced matrix mosquito?
how many surrogate father figures are you gonna attach yourself to until you realize you're a mid-30s male with no thoughts and values of your own
I do not want women or a lambo tbh
YES YOU DO. EVERY GUY WANTS THOSE THINGS.
between skinny and otter, small truck or suv, content, and a qt peasant wife
high maintenance is for attention prostitutes
>my name is dick coper
>buy a lambergini please
>it’s impossible to be unhappy when you are rich, and women want you
This man is a liar.
I'm depressed, what should I do?
Have you tried being rich, driving a lamborghini and dating a Playboy mode?
>twitter thread
>e-celeb thread
KYS
>bro just be rich, bang hot women, get best friends
Holy shit why didn't I think of this, this is such a fricking revelation
I'm going to go get my money from the bank right now
Can't you read? It's not just given to you, you have to
>DO
>THE
>WORK
>man in a lambo
There are barely 30k lambos in existence lol, how is this tweet relevant to anyone.
yeah buddy just make a couple million and also be jacked. It's that easy.
>tfw when i have those and am still miserable
what do i do now
extemely brain dead post
lol treating "combat sports" in the same universe as the other factors
1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?
4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.
5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.
6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it whirleth about continually, and the wind returneth again according to his circuits.
7 All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full; unto the place from whence the rivers come, thither they return again.
8 All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing.
9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.
10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.
11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
12 I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem.
13 And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith.
14 I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
15 That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
16 I communed with mine own heart, saying, Lo, I am come to great estate, and have gotten more wisdom than all they that have been before me in Jerusalem: yea, my heart had great experience of wisdom and knowledge.
17 And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
1 I said in mine heart, Go to now, I will prove thee with mirth, therefore enjoy pleasure: and, behold, this also is vanity.
2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?
3 I sought in mine heart to give myself unto wine, yet acquainting mine heart with wisdom; and to lay hold on folly, till I might see what was that good for the sons of men, which they should do under the heaven all the days of their life.
4 I made me great works; I builded me houses; I planted me vineyards:
5 I made me gardens and orchards, and I planted trees in them of all kind of fruits:
6 I made me pools of water, to water therewith the wood that bringeth forth trees:
7 I got me servants and maidens, and had servants born in my house; also I had great possessions of great and small cattle above all that were in Jerusalem before me:
8 I gathered me also silver and gold, and the peculiar treasure of kings and of the provinces: I gat me men singers and women singers, and the delights of the sons of men, as musical instruments, and that of all sorts.
9 So I was great, and increased more than all that were before me in Jerusalem: also my wisdom remained with me.
10 And whatsoever mine eyes desired I kept not from them, I withheld not my heart from any joy; for my heart rejoiced in all my labour: and this was my portion of all my labour.
11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
12 And I turned myself to behold wisdom, and madness, and folly: for what can the man do that cometh after the king? even that which hath been already done.
13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
14 The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.
15 Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
16 For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.
17 Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
Women love therapy so much because it has their favorite things. Getting attention, validation and sympathy to their problems without actually having to have a conversation and have to listen in return to something that's not about them.
I like therapy because the therapist can point out lies I've told myself and help guide me to better myself.
I like prostitutes because I pay them and they do what I want.
That's because they're crying at home or drowning their sorrows in alcohol. We're all sad. Why do you think the rich, jacked competent man is chasing shallow pleasures like women and money?
Money prevents problems, but it won't solve the human condition.