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>if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't be working out. You only work out because you want to be accepted by other people

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with his face? I know he got a hair transplant but did he get botox too? What a gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did he get botox
      nah, he just heavily photoshopped his photo. In the video he looks normal

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working out makes your body feel good. It would still make sense to workout.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling this literal moron's vids here

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH YOU WOULD PAY 200 AN HOUR FOR ADVICE FROM BASED SV3RIGE
    ORDER NOW!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is right
    gymcels lift because of women 100% of the time, they are either aware of that or delusional

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost never leave my Room (exception being groceries), I never had a dating profile in my life, IST is my only social media outlet and this is my trainingsplan next week I will do in my parents garage because I am 30 and have severe autism.
      I also lift to protecc the village kittie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a dog. It will force you to leave the house at least three times a day.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like dogs but kitties even more. Here some cute artwork I found

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope ur atleast happy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you were the last man on earth you wouldn't do anything because that's slave mentality hehe just sit around like a grifter hehe don't do anything to make yourself or your life better hehe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hehe money is not even real its man made
        >hii guys if you could please send money so i can continue to live my lifestyle, i won't work if course because I'm not a slave hehe

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you are the last human being left on watt, you wouldn’t be making YouTube videos. You only make YouTube videos because you want to be accepted by other people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember someone saying that in order to successfully satirize someone you have to understand where he is coming from.
      Your meme is on "Drumpf bad" level.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You see all of that shit on the ray peat forums THOUGH

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody takes RPF seriously and nobody ever links it here (except maybe to make fun of the users)
        Regardless, get better material. There are so many funny things about the man, but you've never actually listened to him talk so you wouldn't know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everything has to be easily digestible for redditors like me so i can repost it on kym for epic updoots
        have a nice day, simpleton. It's not esoteric enough.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't be working out.
    That's where you're wrong buddy.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't be working out. You only work out because you want to be accepted by other people
    If you were the last human alive, every waking moment would be spent dealing with survival.
    This is why I don't listen to israelitetubers.
    They're fricking moronic.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were the last human you would have to workout just to survive, hunting animals, maybe farming, building shelter and gathering resources...
    >n-noo that's not really working out
    In modern times we can get food, shelter and resources without a lot of physical effort, so the gym simulates this natural activity - useful for avoiding mental illness and health problems
    Sv3rige is stupid to have a naturalistic view point, but doesn't realise it's not only natural but necessary to exert yourself physically in any setting other than modern industrialized life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have to set foot in a gym to survive bro. Ur delusional

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where did I say you have to go to the gym to survive?
        You didn't understand my post because you're stupid. Read it again and delete this post

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of troony comes on a fitness board and tells people to not work out?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    big cope
    working out keeps me feeling healthy and strong in a world that doesn't require me to hunt and forage for food. the act of surviving in a harsh climate is the workout

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't be working out.
      That's where you're wrong buddy.

      Working out makes your body feel good. It would still make sense to workout.

      Enjoy low t, high cortisol and early grave

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Enjoy low t, high cortisol and early grave

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Enjoy low t, high cortisol and early grave

          Just lift one full body 1 set to failure once a week and you get the gains without the shit that moron in YouTube vid talks about ( although he is right about test and cortisol)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Enjoy low t, high cortisol and early grave

            Cortisol spikes ain't even bad, you literally need it to wake up. What's bad is chronically high cortisol, but that's true for any hormone, even testosterone shouldn't be chronically high all the time as it will destroy your organs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Human ancestors were all Low-T from performing physical effort
        As if

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          our ancestors moved as little as possible moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As little as possible is a lot in pre-industrialized society.
            If you think 1 hour in the gym everyday is over exertion you're moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just do light exercise everyday for 1-2 hours, it helps me reduce stress and keeps my body feeling great. i get the added bonus of looking like a roider
        >t. 215lbs 6'0"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cortisol le bad hormone
        Why is this midwit view so preponderant here now

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    donald trump "physical exercise will expend my finite amount of energy" level moronation

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clicked on the video, and he sounds like the exact kind of loser I'd expect to take that stance. Also, he has extremely punchable face. What a homosexual.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably, but that kind of vacuum situation would never ever happen. Isolation is not the natural human condition.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you stop posting this ugly Black person? He looks moronic even with filters

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am actually very happy to train. I laughed like an idiot high on life after seeing my crazy fricking vertical lol

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad bro

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    take sv3rige is a cartoon character for our enjoyment. take his words with a grain of salt. at the end of the day, underneath his recent vanity, still lies the mentally ill, sun staring, mental hospital going, scamming, manipulator and lying and disgusting sv3rige.
    people are a reflection of what's on the inside, and when you remove his hairline tattoo, his hair transplant, his botox, all the drugs and makeup, he is still there. being nothing more than what he truly is. a spiritually broken little boy childish contrarian who has no true systems of value, only the values of what others aren't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brootal bro, it’s over for goatiscels

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seething SLAVE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do like working out, and i like feeling stronger; being stronger literally makes my life better. i agree you dont need to have a nice day like a lot of the people he reviewes, i listen to my body more and do more rest times , although you probably can in your late teens and 20s

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would lift as long as mirrors existed.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does goatis do all day ? sit in the sun ? go for walks ?

    he doesnt lift
    he doesnt work
    he lives off donors
    and does a random video once in a while

    in nature, people, especially those in teh north, had to work to prepare for winter, and feed themselves, and make housing, and build things to protect themselves. this became built into the dna and bodies of northern humans (white people, and some asians), and so all this sitting around dooing nothing is not "nature" either

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i wanted to be accepted by other people, i wouldnt work out. packing on 15 pounds of muscle reduces girls attraction levels and working out makes girls like u less because it means you put yourself first. girls like guys that let themselves go and dont take care of themselves.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DANCE YOU FRICKING CLOWN

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    complete opposite is true. lifting, running and exploring would literally be the only things id do then now frick off you wigged homosexual. not your marketing site you corpse fricker

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >discipline is bad for you because it's what slaves need
    >hard times don't create strong men because stress is bad and any kind of damage weakens your body and shortens your lifespan
    It's amazing how much absolute shit you can spew and still get thousands of followers just by being a confident psychopath who won't budge an inch away from his moronic positions.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were the last man alive you wouldn't have to work out because your ass can't utilize or maintain half the equipment necessary to survive. Your daily survival will be your workout.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't get a hair transplant. You only get a hair transplant because you want to be accepted by other people

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i was the last person on earth i would be working out even more to ensure my own survival. most braindead take of 2023 so far.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this gay get a hair transplant? I remember him having a recedey af NW5 hairline - and yet he's calling people that do sports any lift copers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a psychopath that saw the opportunity to grift schizos. Looking good is essential for his grift

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd spend every bit of life in me searching for another person. I would cover as much ground as possible while carrying everything I need to survive. I'd do it faster every day. Nothing but overload and recovery until I die or succeed.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you imagine bros? Literally no one hogging equipment. 24/7 access to all gyms forever. What a fricking moron lol.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah probably not. Also wouldn’t shower, wouldn’t brush teeth. What’s the point?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if things were different, you would act differently
    WHOA
    I lift weights because it’s my hobby (and if I stop I lose all my progress) and to be more muscular than other guys at my job/in my social group/etc.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If any of you are interested in a real 'nature' channel I suggest you check out Rewild University. The guy doesn't just talk out of his ass about 'the natural state' and how all you have to care about is being comfortable. He gives solid advice and his viewpoints on how to generally become more attuned with nature and how to change you perception and perspective on a bunch of things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conditioning to cold weather
      Just wear a coat bros, I wanted to be badass and adapt to the cold - it worked but now everytime it's a little bit hot I sweat 10x the amount a normal person does

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a moronic waste of time.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean yeah of course I wouldn't work out I'd have so much farming/hunting/gathering/other-survival-things to do that I wouldn't have any time nor energy to exercise. But it's not because I just want to impress people, what a fricking moron.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't be working out.
    of course you wouldn't be hitting the fricking gym regularly, what a moron. you would still be getting exercise just by virtue of trying to survive. unless you're gonna just sit in an abandoned costco and eat yourself to death but that's your choice.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was the last person on earth I also wouldn't be making gay little vanity videos so opinion disregarded. Goatis talks a lot and loves the smell of his own farts but is moronic and gay through and through.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't be working out. You only work out because you want to be accepted by other people
    True, I lift for asian couples.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people take sv3rige seriously? I’ve probably watched a total of 5 minutes of his videos over the years. I just assumed he is a lolcow that people will laugh at but won’t antagonize.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had a significant, non-work related conversation with another human being in like 10 years. Effectively I live like the last person left on Earth, and I still work out cause being stronk is fun

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I would be working out. Why? Because someone needs to move that iron and I'll be the only left to do it.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was the last person on earth I wouldn't work out cause I'd have bigger priorities like tending to the homestead, fetching needed supplies , fending off wild animals and making sure I have enough food for the winter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What wild animals? There'd be a decade before they've populated to the point where they started to spread into areas that are current areas of human occupancy.
      >tending to the homestead
      Just raid the dehydrated meals, water filters, and other supplies at camping stores and the houses of known preppers. You can spend the rest of the time lifting.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, clearly we should go back to the stone age, when the average lifespan was 33 years and everyone died of diarrhea. Big brain sv3rige does it again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >life expectancy
      You realize that when you go back far enough in history, especially beyond prehistory, that the people who make these life expectancy estimates don't really know anything near enough to accurate estimate them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they analyze the skeletons you fricking moron, and they can compared them to modern skeletons where they know the exact age.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this really what we're gonna have to read every now and then
    every time there is a new video of this bro-science ex-runescape player with a hair transplant and fake tan, a new thread will pop up so you can try to get a response out of IST? cause this guy has set on his head that doing a little workout is "slave mentality" ?????

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm really not sure why this is supposed to be any kind of blackpill or what the point the person whose video he's reacting to it's supposed to refute. it's not necessarily true anyway, many people genuinely enjoy working out for the sake of it. if you're going to shill your gay little channel at least pick something less moronic to do it with.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because i larp as an ancient greek

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You only work out because you want to be accepted by other people
    So? What's wrong with that?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you still pretend you care what this moron has to say?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do you still pretend you care what this moron has to say?

      Because he is precisely that moron.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too lazy to read whole thread but if I was the last person on earth I'd be doing enough daily activity to stay swole without working out in a gym. Staying strong and lean would still be important. Until the point where you just said frick it and let yourself go / die.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling that homosexual. virgin gains was at least entertaining but this guy is pure unfiltered shit.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I workout because Apollo is watching you idiot.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I would. I work out because I want to get better at mountain climbing and urban exploration. I don't even tell people about the latter because they just assume it's a euphemism for breaking and entering (it is sometimes, but that's not the point).

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I was the last person on earth I'd do nothing but work out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      King

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if things were wildly different, you'd be doing things differently
    Midwits really are the scourge of civilization.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no shit

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only workout because im addicted to fast food and love to eat food

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you were the last human being left on earth, you wouldn't get a hair transplant. You only got a hair transplant because you want to be accepted by other people

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking gay
    frick that guy, i thought he was cool eating raw liver a few years ago
    the guy is a fricking sociopath liar and blackpiller
    a cancerous tumor on the soul of humanity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he used to be an extreme vegan, then did an 180 and went raw carnivore, abused pretty much every single gf he had, treats his fans like shit and keeps begging for money. His most recent shtick is calling lifters insecure while he himself has gotten a hair transplant to hide his super receded natty hairline

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=24

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's complete bullshit cope.
    I've said it a hundred times, if I were the only motherfricker left on earth, I'd still be lifting, case closed.
    What the frick else would there be to do but continue improving myself as much as possible? Dude in the video is a massive copegay whose projection is amazingly obvious and yet, morons will fall for it.
    If anyone sees this homosexual, please punch him in the mouth for me and let him know why.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the fricking research says that moderately heavy resistance training is a big predictor of longer lifespan, sv3rige is a fricking idiot.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would still be lifting because I still have other beings from other planets to worry about,along with the fact that I'd have to be transporting valuable resources on a daily/weekly basis to aid my own survival.either way I'd need to do some form of physical activity with all the gas stations not being maintained.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, heh heh, you are just a slave, a loooser who cannot even understand something as simple as being the last person on earth, you would simply catch and eat raw meat and then lay out in an open field and probably live to be 200 years old

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would definitely still lift and workout, I need my body to be very capable to survive on my own

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you were the last human being left on earth
    I'm not though
    >you wouldn't be working out
    I would if I had a goal I needed to be stronger for

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