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Yerba bros... how do you like yours? And no you dumbfrick Australians, it isn't pronounced like that!
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>*NEW UNBEARABLE PERSONALITY TRAIT UNLOCKED*
>*NEW UNBEARABLE PERSONALITY TRAIT UNLOCKED*
Yerba bros... how do you like yours? And no you dumbfrick Australians, it isn't pronounced like that!
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i make a bigass batch and put it in the fridge so i can drink it iced. maybe add a little lime sometimes
That pic is fricking wrong first of all. I brew it tradicional in a playadito leather and glass gourd with a spoon bombilla. My favorite brand is Roapipo with palos
>traditional
>glass gourd
what the frick are you blabbing about?
Heated with water in a pot on a stove for 30 minutes not exceeding 180 degrees Fahrenheit then put a strainer on a big mug to catch the leaves, pouring it in and reuse leaves for another pot of water while I drink the first batch
I will not drink the turdie mud
never had it and i can't be arsed to buy all the stuff just to try it out but i keep seeing it everywhere
doesn't it get continuously weaker, if you just keep adding water to the same leaves?
also how mich caffeine do you end up consuming if you just sip on the same cup for hours on end?
30
macaco
I had a friend take a trip to South America and when he came back, his whole world revolves around yerba matte.
>ohh uuuweweuu oooooogh I'm so muh fukin spashul with muhh fakin teee mate! Fukin teeeeeeee!!!!
Yerba makes me very alert but also moronic. I get super awake but my IQ drops, I have palpable issues articulating myself or remembering things. Then I have god-tier sleep at night, but I am plagued by nightmares.
Very weird shit.
How do you pronounce it?
Yeaaaaah baaaaah
"Dried-pars-ley"
lmao even foreigners can't stand gaúchos
bah
I have one of those special yerba straws. I just dump a bunch of yerba in a coffee mug and add hot water.
im australian and i drink mate, mate
It's called maté. you spastic
I’ve been thinking of marketing Yaupon. Which is an herbal tea with caffeine that was drank by American Indians in the southeastern US that had settlers had taken up drinking and continued doing so in some isolated areas until the beginning of the 20th century
Find the yerba mate shit kind of obnoxious
My sister gave us some of that a while back for Christmas, she lives in Austin, Texas and there's a small place that makes it there. I do like it, but the aroma and flavor are slightly funky and might turn some people off. It's cool that it's like the only caffeinated plant native to this part of the western hemisphere or something like that.
You should. morons just jump from each trendy tea to trendy tea so this would also coincide with that killers of the flower moon movie. Listening to these nimrods try to discuss the "health benefits" drives me crazy
>dude you gotta try theis malaysian tea, it's so good for you I saw it on Joe Rogan and he said it's all he drinks and he's really smart!!!
>you see it's got all these good things for you like uh... caffeine... flavanols... anyway it's lifechanging
Repeat every 4 months.
>yerba
Enjoy lead poisoning
I used to drink mate but honestly it isn't that great. It made me have stomach problems, it doesn't taste better than coffee, you need accessories to brew and drink it and you look like a major autist.
But, yerba gave me a different kick compared to coffee, not sure if it was better.
Fricking idiot, you don't need accessories
>enjoy lead poisoning
Really? The cancer risk is well documented and you start making things up? Begone, Rabbi
theres this new mate soda in switzerland called El Tony that everyone drinks and also orders at bars, take a gulp from and then fill with vodka called a turbo tony.
Im pretty jealous of whoever came up with that
What benefit does yerba have over drinking coffee? Shit tastes like someone took grass clippings from a lawnmower and put them in a blender
coffee tastes like ass too unless you're used to it
None. Some shill extrapolated studies talking about the benefits of caffeine but then conveniently only mentioned yerba so all the midwit joe rogan listeners jumped on it. Plus, it's green so morons think it's "healthier." Same reason westerners keep drinking matcha tea even though that shit is a joke Japan plays on foreigners and they don't actually drink that.
Japs mostly drink bottled tea because they're plebians.
Mate, both yerba and erva, have a very potent mix of polyphenols, antioxidants, minerals (including zinc and magnesium), caffeine, non caffeine stimulants, and saponins.
This is a seething nigtard. Never listen to one of these trogs.
>seething nigtard
>defending his monkey (brazillian) hipster slop
Once again a little moronic wignat makes a jackass out of himself. Nice job not refuting a single thing I said you GED dropout.
tomar um chimas
This shit is gay and hipster garbage, yes I am American you homosexual foreigners don't impress me.
Honestly I just make it like black tea. Electric tea kettle, fill mug, 1tbsp yerb in infuser, steeps till I remember it
Am I missing out much compared to the "proper" way?
No
I fricking love australians, are they really making slushy "drinkables" with that much weed? I'd have a psychotic break!
>australians
i really like this stuff, I just boil it. the store near me has like 10 different brands but they all taste the same, except those ones that add mint and spices.