nice 300 lb squat. now hand over your phone and wallet
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nice 300 lb squat. now hand over your phone and wallet
nice 300 lb squat. now hand over your phone and wallet
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
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It's all debit/credit cards now. I'm just gonna cancel that shit.
I fricking hate cancel culture
No. Now what, homosexual?
My edc btfo that folder and I'm a psychotic 6'2 buck Mulatto. I win the fight and the case (good boy dindu nuffin)
What is the thing on the left?
Texas 2 ply sap, basically a leather club willed with lead shot and some spring steel so it's Ridgid
It will cause a traumatic brain injury with a single blow to the head. love it
Psycho
Average American male getting wet to the thought of bludgeoning a homeless man's skull in.
yes
Average /k/ user
I still remember my first time stabing someone
Orgasmic
Theres no reason to "edc"
I carry a worn out small two blade carbon Old Timer for opening mail cutting strings cleaning my nails etc.
But I carry a .45 Colt SAA in-between the truck seats, and a dumpster defender 12g hanging from the head rest behind the seat, and a mini .380 in my back pocket.
Do you engage in machete fights?
Why are there so many fricking Black folk on this board?
>black people exist and have internet access
>they make their presence known to trigger /misc/cels like you
>you seethe
>we laugh
Love to see it.
>Black folk ruin everything they touch
>people notice this and hate Black folk
>Love to see it
Cope.
Whites are a dying breed. The youth is majority non white
Whites have always been a global minority
Now they get to be a minority in their own countries and it shows in the youth
Minority or not (there are 1,000 vicissitudes between now and things you predict) they are still just better than you. You know it too inside, we all know it. You're just inferior plain and simple.
The creature that breeds more and dominates the genepool is superior. None of your accomplishments matter if you get out outbred. You're objectively inferior according to natural selection.
That is true of animals- which is what you are. You were enslaved just like farm animals for so many years and no matter what trends you read into it is always capable of happening again because you haven't changed.
At the very least even if you are right you 80iq hordes will go back to grubbing around in the dirt like the jigger infested bloat-belly children you always were. You better hope your prediction is wrong because it will only mean you will no longer be afforded the luxuries your superiors made possible.
So flies and ants are the master race according to natural selection? I know you think you're smart but what does it mean then that I effortlessly kill members of the master race every day
Flies arent outcompeting humans dumb mayo
Neither are you, but according to you the only standard of being superior is how many of you there are.
What is the brand/type of that knife?
It seems modelled after the 1918 US trench knife.
Cold Steel Chaos Bowie anon(modern trench knife)
Aluminum knuckle duster (with wig splitter) and 10.5” blade
It's the ultimate ooga-booga compliance tool. Ive pulled it on one homie and he said I was crazy crazy and left me alone lol
Thanks man, see if i can find that thing in Europe.
I feel like pepper spray is way more effective and convenient for self defense than carrying a blade on you. But cold steel def has some good knives
pepper spray is good and really good at crowd control I don't counter signal it.
white people subsidized my education and my caloric intake. YOU WORK FOR ME NOW WHITE BOY
You better not be in the new world posting this cringe you fricking Black person. I don’t care how good you’re taste in mall ninja shit is.
I been wondering, why aren’t there any type stabbing weapons that you could pierce into someone’s belly and rip out the intestines. I’m thinking about a long thin point with barbs that would bend or hinge inward on the way in but on the way out would disembowel the person or slice him all up inside, or knives that would insert explosive pellets or poisonous/septic substances in the body? I mean if guns are legal why not these type of knives as well?
Sepsis is not a self defense mechanism unless you are an army, but then it's a potential war crime.
a ZK could prob do that
>He doesn't stab someone then reaches his hand in an pulls out the intestines manually and eats them for maximum gains
never gonna make it
Just smear some shit on your blade and stab the attacker. Doesn't really matter where. Sepsis is a sure way to maim and kill.
This thing is badass. Designed for making flotation devices out of sharks.
what actually happens if you get stabbed with that? Just instakill or would it actually burst your shit?
It would be extremely painful...
Do you feel in charge?
for you
karambits are designed for slashing things open, its just a simple curved knife
>what is a hunting knife w/ gut hook?
imagine explaining to a jury why you were carrying a man-sized version of this
this
I used to have one just like pic
>or knives that would insert explosive pellets or poisonous/septic substances in the body?
There's scuba knives that shoot pressure, so you could prolly blow a hole in someone after stabbing
Inshallah.
I dont care if I get stabbed as long as I permanently maim and disable my attacker. I want him to have nightmares for the rest of his life about what I do to him
Let's say you manage to protect your vital blood vessels and organs. You're bleeding out but you've got 10-15 minutes before you die, how do you most efficiently maim your attacker?
curb stomping + joints breaking, most importantly the knees and fingers so the homosexual will never walk or hold stuff ever again
>Stabbing me won't make your mother love you
Go for the eyes, make your face will be the last thing he see's.
>Violently low-kicks the life out of your leg
Buddy is mine has been kickboxing since he was 8, some dude pulled a knife on him in my European shithole country. He kicked his leg/swept him and ran away like his life depended on it, after about 15 meters he looks behind him and his would-be assailant had just gotten up from the ground an started hobblinh away in the other direction
>Fricker doesn't even squat over 150 lbs
based and leg kicked pilled
People don't respect da leg kick enough
Nah it's bs. Sweep could work but leg kick to the thigh isn't a smart idea. I got leg kicked by a kickboxer in a fist fight before. I took a step back and dodged his hook, then he hit me with a leg kick. I didn't even feel it and kept fighting. After the fight, of course it hurt like a b***h and couldn't sleep on that side for two days but when you're full of adrenaline, it takes more than a kick or two to actually have an effect on you. That shit could work in a kickboxing match where you can kick your opponents leg again and again but not in a street fight because street fights only take a minute or two.
It sounds like your opponent didn't deliver a good leg kick. Frick the bruises, I'm scared of a leg kick cause it could snap my shit backwards
here's my chinkshit phone and plastic cards
enjoy
I live in Japan so this would never happen
>handu ova omaeno phon andu moni, ganjin
>oh okay
>here is my left jab you wont see and guard against while holding a knife like that
>and here is a right cross for the main dish
>Nice phone and wallet. Now hand over your 300 lb squat
Well I squat 325 for 5x3 but compared to my bench its weak. Anyway si hi to my sig macro
>I simply pinch the blade with my superior functional strength built from years of grip exercises
u mad?
Nice knife, now get off my farm.
>my attacker now has a cheap company phone and an empty wallet
>I can still squat 300 lb
I still win
I don't have a very high persuade stat because I'm autistic, but can you just tell them no I'm not giving you my shit, and maybe you can kill me but then the police will find you and arrest you so what's the point
>no, you can kill me but then the police wi-AACK!!!
>nice glutes bro, now bend over for the soap.
If someone pulls a gun, move in to take it, a knife, just back up and see what the gay is gonna do
>uses my raw strength and reflexes to grip your hands,the handle of the blade,turning the point towards you,then pressing the blade into your esophageal artery killing you in less than 45 seconds.
Post forearms
Requesting Marcelo breaking leg gif
Im running the frick away... I don't care what y'all say...
BLAM
BLAM
BLAM
>not charging at the knife, escalating a mugging into a murder
I'll just be reborn as I always do. Another vessel will be trained and you will be stuck with the karmic punishments.
>teleports behind you
>heh nothin personnel kid
>grabs your wrist and crushes it into dust with my death grip honed from years of cranking my crud
>the knife falls harmlessly to the ground
>omae wa mou shindeiru
>blasts your head off with a ki energy wave
nice knife gay
*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
>Noob tube attachment
*floomp*
*floomp*
Okay man I don't want any trouble you're an alpha male and come from a low socioeconomic background so you had choice okay lemme just
>*headbutts you*
*draws katana*
heh... you're going to need something a bit bigger than that, bucko
>"if you want it, you'll have to take it"
>assailant lunges at my heart
>catch and pinch knife tip between pectoral muscles
>"foolishness"
>assailant in state of disbelief, desperately pushing and pulling on the blade
>knife doesn't budge a millimeter
>flex chest slightly harder, pressure increase causes blade to shatter into thousands of tiny fragments
>grab mugger by wiener and balls though his pants
>swing him around my head in circles before launching him into the sky
>he disappears with a twinkle never to be seen again
Yo I had that knife for a while
Pretty gud knoife, the screwdriver bits weren't very secure though and were easily lost
I've since moved on to picrel
Lmao I'm a rooner, I hope you can keep a 3 min/km pace for the next 3 kilometres
Black person here, used to know some guys when I was younger who were (or at least claimed) to be in gangs and talking about "snatching whiteboi's shit".
I'm pretty sure if a white guy managed to outrun one of them, they'd be roasted so hard and relentlessly they'd have no option but to kill themselves.
3 min a km is 4:50 minute mile, I doubt even basketball Americans can keep up the roon twink, he could probably get away if he isn't caught in the first 400 metre sprint
Hope you're faster than a gun
OP has a knife
>your fitness isn't better a random ever changing situation, dont think about it
>Just stop working out, lay down and die
>avoid eye contact
>"o-okay im sorry man just take it easy"
>"here's all my stuff"
>wait for guy to run
>pull out pistol and mag dump into his back
>draw pistol
>shoot filthy mugger
>get the eternal respect of first responders for taking a junkie robbing piece of shit off the street that they don't have to deal with
>local news lauds you as a symbol of fighting back against violent crime
>other local muggers retreat in fear, not wanting to meet the same fate
>become immensely more attractive to women by nature of being someone willing to fight back and protect them potentially
You all should pray for the chance to use deadly self defense. It basically is like social roiding.
my phone and whatever is in my wallet isn't nearly enough to cover a funeral expenses
>adrenaline spikes as I hand over my stuff
>what a fricking rush
>go back into gym
>hit PR in every excercise because of mad adrenaline
>never felt so alive
>standing outside gym with wallet as visible as possible every evening hoping to get robbed
>no
I don't live around Black folk, and the whites in my area are all upper-middle-class, so I don't think I' have to worry.
On the rare occasions I go where Black folk live, I also pack a 9mm full of hollow points, which trumps any knife wielding homosexual.