>nice 400lb bench bro she just lets me hit cuz I've got good hair
what is the proper response?
>nice 400lb bench bro she just lets me hit cuz I've got good hair
>nice 400lb bench bro she just lets me hit cuz I've got good hair
what is the proper response?
If you shaved your facial and armpit hair, along with any other bodily hair you have, I'd frick you too, bro.
>holds a 9volt battery up to his nose ring
that look works only if you're in a band
Post hairlines
>MUH BEARD
>JUST SHAVE IT BRO
>SO MANLY
>CHICKS LOVE THAT SHIT
Daily reminder that haircuts are for slaves
Based. Long hair is the new wave.
>Looks better 90% of the time
>Makes beardos and baldies seethe
>Women mire it
>Look like a 1500's knight
>Long hair is the new wave
Not true. You got mullet and broccoli heads as the new style.
Majority of people I see with long hair still look like shit. Truth is if you look good with long hair, you'd look good with short hair. Women will literally fart and make up shit about what makes hidden feature makes a man attractive but it goes to face first, body second, hair 3rd. Guys are the same way too. You'd 100% frick an attractive tomboy over a fat chick with long beautiful hair
My ex have seen pics of me with short
Hair
All
Them agreed it was a improvement
In fact I don’t even see a need to ever shave it
I don’t have bald genes either
Looking cute babygirl
God he's hot
I got one of those nose thingies and all it did was keep getting infected from all my nose acne
Brutal eyebrowpill, it's over for eyebrowcels
I've been complimented on my eyebrows by women on tinder over 30 times, what does this mean?
You have thick manly eyebrows fit for a conqueror
You are not white
>t. looks like a feminine woman
good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WAS I CURSED WITH SHITTY CURLY-WAVY HAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im gonna kms
iktfb
been growing mine for almost a year now and its just a mess
seriously thinking about cutting it
Go to an actual salon and see what they can do (ie not a barber shop)
Usually they have cheaper men’s pricing too, at least the one I go to does
You sure do have nice hair
Pull his hair out using my 400lbs bench strength
>what is the proper response?
Grab his skull and discus throw him into orbit.
Do 360 turn then walk away.
>proper response?
Stop shitting up the board you dyel homosexual
This is just a special type for certain types of women
You shouldn't have long hair if you can't grown a full bear. You will end up looking like a girl
sounds like repressed homosexuality to me
I can’t grow a beard
During that stupid time when we were forced to wear a mask
I was dyel and had a more slender physique
People legitimately thought I was a girl
Even at the dmv when
I was had my mask down the dmv staffed referred to me as mam
I replied in my male voice that
I actually was a dude
The irony was the I legitimately believe
I actually fooled more people during that time
Then some of the troony I have seen on tinder.
Like wtf how some of these dudes look like Vikings in drag wtf
I wasn’t even trying to look like a girl
But I do enjoy it homosexual apparently girls and specifically emo girl dig
I don't know who this is but I want a hairstyle like this so bad.
Looks very girly and frickable. Are you a bottom?
no I'm straight I just think it looks cool
Yeah bro im sure she let you hit because of your hair and not the fact that you’re fricking beautiful
Kys
imagine putting an unlit cig in your mouth just to seem cool in a selfie
I thought your photo was the "she" your post was referring to and my first thought was "looks aight but how is this a flex". Took me a moment to realize the photo is of a male and it is you.
What kind of ugly ass girls are you banging
Why would I want to bang some ugly gypsy woman who smokes?
My bf has long beautiful hair. I got an eye on him because of it. I invited him to my house and took his virginity. Now he’s all over me. Cute.
Proofs?
Proofs of what?
Of the “long beautiful hair” you roastie.
I love him
Kek asian gay
He’s not asian he’s native/mixed.
Yeah, he has been growing it for 5 years.
I’m a woman.
i sincerely doubt that biologically
I don’t blame you.
Hybrid calisthenics?
breasts or gtfo
No way this is real
a man posted this
Was his butthole tight?
I don’t know, he never lets me get over there. I’ve already suggested though I don’t have experience with pegging so I either love it or get disgusted by it.
IST has a large female user base compared to other boards. Better get used to it.
>I don’t know, he never lets me get over there. I’ve already suggested though I don’t have experience with pegging so I either love it or get disgusted by it.
Let me break him in first, then you have him back
homie no, I was the first to touch his peepee and I will be the first to touch his donut. Go find yourself your long haired twink. This mf wasn’t an easy catch from the beginning.
>IST has a large female user base compared to other boards. Better get used to it.
I'm aware, I'm also aware that people larp as women so that they can seem more convincing
breasts
OR
GTFO
>people larp as women so that they can seem more convincing
nta but this is a moronic take. You think anyone on this website takes women seriously or respects what they have to say?
>nta
sure, and yeah this site is half incels half simps, how new are you?
I'd say its like 75% incels 20% simps and 5% people who actually lift and waren't weirdo fetishists
Not it's:
66% lurkers
15% incel doomers
15% simps
4% people who lift and are fit
I'm volcel who occasionally exercise
volcel and incel are the same things, one just has more cope than the other
Better get used to my wiener in your mouth you unwashed c**t
>>>>>>>
>IST has a large female user base compared to other boards
sure bud, not gtfo
Long hair is now counterculture so I'm surprised contrarian morons don't do it more. Probably the usual conservative repressors.
A belly punch is the proper response
i have a girlfriend why do I care about your prostitute
L + cope + can't go near MRI machine + my dad is proud of me
nice hair prettyboy, how tight is your ass
its not the hair its the face
face > all
I used to be friends with an Italian girl that looked like that. Tomboyish personality but still feminine. She was interested in me at one point. So many regrets and she's just one of them.
>nice hair bro I also have good hair, but you may need glasses I can only bench 1 plate
bros Ive noticed a small bald patch on the top of my head wtf do I do?
It might be slightly thinning but it's hard to tell, go to a dermatologist
Raw dog his boy hole while pulling his hair.
Guys like pic related and OP are so aesthetic its fricking crazy. I wish I looked like that.
You can. Just do what Asians do and spend 4 hours photoshoping their body
your picrel is a dyel with a hot face oversized jacket and anime hair
shop a chudcel face on him and he instantly turns into a freak
Why would I talk to another human being
Why would they talk about some random woman I don't care about
This thread is moronic and doesn't make sense
My hair is like that, thick and wavy.
Fricking hate it. Wish I was bold instead.
If he spent at least 3 months in the gym he would be at least an 8. Good body + long hair is peak for males
>Good body + long hair is peak for males
tsmt
It's fricking true. I have 2 female friends IRL and they both go crazy for men with long, pretty hair. Should I grow mine out??
The difference is the bodybuilder wouldn't have his ego crushed if his hair got shaved. Never rely on your hair, more than your muscles and gaining mass
Also, yes, I would frick that Twink
You'll grow out of your homosexual phase, don't worry.
All the shit you thought was easy will cease being so
she let you? she begged me
God I hate gays who take photos with cigarettes or cigars and don't have the balls to actually light them
>congrats man that is a mane for sure
>did she pull you by the hair while you fricked?
I would cut my long hair immediately if it made me bench 400lb
attach a 9 volt battery to that piercing of his
ITT baldlets seethe
Hair length doesn't determine your strength. You can be wide and look after your hair. There's no mutual exclusivity with eating chicken, lifting weights and buying and using hair conditioner.
he’s very attractive but im put off by the fact he took that selfie, alone, out in the street, also while knowing its intentionally to make people thirst. men shouldnt take selfies unless in groups or forced by their girlfriends/female friends, or they’re just gay. its unattractive
do what men of old did
smash his head in with a rock
if you arent cavemanmaxxing you're not making it
Simple: you bench 400lb AND have good hair
damn cousin Itt looks like THAT?
>she
"Don't care,I'm gay."
You were gifted with pretty hair. I was gifted with the determination to forge myself into the kind of man I want to be.
I have good hair and a big bench
pretty much all guys that look good with long hair also look good with short hair, same with beards for the most part. beards can save chinlets and fatties somewhat though. this guy would be very good looking with short or medium length hair, the nose ring is kinda gross though.
Rape
Good looking people are good looking
Pull hair and backshots
I'm saving myself for marriage you gross sex haver.
cool hair but I am literally riddick (yes I even wear the goggles irl)
But are you ripped vin diesel or fat vin diesel?
Punch him as hard as you can in the gut.
imagine thinking this fricking she-beast troony homosexual pulls any prime pussy.
>le long hair = troony, le west is le fallen