> nice body you got there, do you go to the gym and do push ups and curls?

> nice body you got there, do you go to the gym and do push ups and curls?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like a grown man taking an 80lb shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We kept finding little turds on the walkways in the backyard and wondered what they were. I eventually figured out they were from frogs; apparently they take some of the biggest—if not the biggest—dumps relative to their body weight out of any animal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      clean it up, janny

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That must have felt great to get out good job toadbro 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the relief. Todays going to be a good day

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this is the type of girl who would unironically let someone hit because they are goofy.

    Am I making that up or does she have that look?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. guys are probably constantly weird around her that any guy who is slightly carefree and goofy is a refreshing change of pace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my ex wife let me hit because i'm goofy.
      they don't really look alike so can't really say.

    • 3 months ago
      Brandon

      Her boyfriend is a fat bald Minecraft player who probably is goofy because I guess he got nothing else?

  3. 3 months ago
    Brandon

    I tell myself I don't need a girl then I see somebody like this and be in my feelings

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sort of I do this thing with a bar that's like 3 pushups at once. It's hard.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this girl. Or a girl that looks exactly like her. She married my friend who started out as mcdonalds manager but went to school to get job as software engineer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds wholesome, good for them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are both very nice people. The guy is a very hard worker, doesn't matter what the job is he is going to put all his effort into it. The girl is very sweet, she always wants to cook or bake something for us when we hang out.
        They aren't similar at all; my friend is a huge gamer nerd and she is very outdoorsy type.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Happy to hear there are good hearted people, and glad to know you're their friends anon.
          This website can be so vitriolic with the amount of doomers and blackpill Black folk that it's refreshing to hear about something normal for once.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are a lot of good people. Being terminally online is bad for you—makes everything seem much worse than it is in reality. Its like facebook figuring out that pissing people off drives higher engagement so they altered feed algorithm to show more controversial stuff. Or the never-ending bait threads here where autists screech into the void. Or the constant fear-mongering from media.

            "Go touch grass" isn't really an insult, it's someone looking out for you. Literally go touch grass, let the sun shine on you, and talk to normal people. Life is better that way.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget: pushing hostility in algorithims is designed to make people terminally online and keep them indoors consooming more social media.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Amen to everything you said. I know loads of good people IRL, but staying on here long enough will make anyone a bitter, distrusting cynic.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post a picture of her with her poop bag?
    Everyone keeps yapping she has one but it remains to be seen.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh no, i hate push ups y would i do those at the gym anyway i can doa them at home
    are u ok??

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need jumbo booba Ashk gf

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chinups and dips to be exact, but I am taken and don't like white or israeli women. Such a compliment is nothing to me

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Sexo?

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