>You smash him to the ground >Hot women in a 5 male radius start screeching and run towards him >They start giving him first aid while also blowing him >All those women ignore your existence
a. (confident) yeah, I got one of those faces
b. (negging) better than looking like I got plastic surgery for my cheeks, skelebro
c. (putulant) no I don't! I look fine!
d. (salesman) got any supplements for that?
e. (chilly) I didn't ask for your opinion and I'm not your bro.
f. (fraud) I know, but I've got an appointment with a plastic surgeon to get that fixed
g. (zoomer) but I've been mewing for six months???
h.(reflective) really? i guess I should lose some weight then
j.(denial) actually I don care about aesthetics, i lift for strength!
k.(autistic) y-you too
Even when I'm lean I have a puffy face and not much of hollow cheeks and while my jawline is defined, it's not as prominent as I'd like it to be
Shrug, at least it'll age well
Rape
this, then break his pencil neck with my bear hands.
>You smash him to the ground
>Hot women in a 5 male radius start screeching and run towards him
>They start giving him first aid while also blowing him
>All those women ignore your existence
i break their necks also
a. (confident) yeah, I got one of those faces
b. (negging) better than looking like I got plastic surgery for my cheeks, skelebro
c. (putulant) no I don't! I look fine!
d. (salesman) got any supplements for that?
e. (chilly) I didn't ask for your opinion and I'm not your bro.
f. (fraud) I know, but I've got an appointment with a plastic surgeon to get that fixed
g. (zoomer) but I've been mewing for six months???
h. (zesty) I typed all of this dumb shit out, solved the captcha, and finally, clicked 'Post'
this is the type of autism that keeps me coming here
Why would the salesman ask for products instead of offering them?
>he doesn't frequent IST
ngmi
h.(reflective) really? i guess I should lose some weight then
j.(denial) actually I don care about aesthetics, i lift for strength!
k.(autistic) y-you too
>putulant
>PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Easy: Success]:
I have a Franconigerian body-type.
why he look like he bout to give me a kiss though
>how do you respond
Probably by laughing it off and then going home and killing myself
>laughing it off
h. (breedable)
>going home and killing myself
i. (frogposter)
>NO NO NO TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE AAAAAAARGHK
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Those eyes & lips are literally hand crafted for sucking penis
thank you my mom says it makes me look cute
Yeah I'm gonna start cutting next week
french kiss him
Even when I'm lean I have a puffy face and not much of hollow cheeks and while my jawline is defined, it's not as prominent as I'd like it to be
Shrug, at least it'll age well
How lean are we talking? I am at the end of my cut and am suffering from the same issue.
>2 months later
>damn bruh, you cut fast! how about I come over for vidya?
>How to respond?
Are you a boy or a girl?
>I uhh, well ... Umm but better to have fat cheeks than for when to.. you know uhh when you fall on your face there is a cushion so
>But your face looks kind of chubby
this is only something someone terminally online would think someone would say
>that turns you on though right?
Best response ITT. If you're not a homosexual who really means this, you either make him insecure about his sexuality or you make him laugh.
I suck in my cheeks and make the same dumb face at him then I either laugh at him and leave, rape him, or shoot him depending on my current mood
I'd probably just think to myself that this person has aspergers and carry on with my day, doesn't warrant a response