>”Nice muscles bro” *Proceeds to choke the living life out of you and leaves you unconscious”
Do you really think you could take this 125 pound geek who turns out to be the best grappler in the world?
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>best grappler in the world
So he is better than people not in the 125 division too?
He managed to beat Seif Houmine (140kg + ), but by an advantage or a penalty. He's beaten some pretty decent ppl in the open weight division.
>He managed to beat Seif Houmine (140kg + ), but by an advantage or a penalty. He's beaten some pretty decent ppl in the open weight division.
I beat a 6'5", 400 lbs guy in an actual fight and I am 6', 180 on a good day. Not even memeing here. He wanted to play and chose the wrong guy, really.
But srsly guys, don't go to the ground on asphalt, took weeks for my abrasions to heal lmao.
He can't can't take someone to the ground
He starts on the ground
>best grappler
lmao
>*ground and pound his face into the shadow realm*
you bjj homosexuals get demolished in mma every single time and still live in that fantasy world of butt scooping.
Grapplers really annoy me, they’re almost always boring to watch and often times when they win it seems less tactical or thought out and more dirty like they use some weird trick. (Don’t bother saying in a fight you can use tricks because obviously this isn’t a real fight and strikers don’t get to use a lot of their best strikes like 12 to 6 elbows to fight off people grabbing them. I have no problem watching strikers grapple from time to time but people who just only grapple are lame to watch.
you are talking about UFC rules. ONE and good ol' Pride don't have those
Any I should watch? is it on youtube? I respect grapplers getting in the ring but they seem like the same kind of people who would MINMAX in a videogame to avoid as much risk as possible.
Just watch one muay thai
BRING BACK SOCCER KICKS, KNEE TO THE HEAD OF A DOWNED OPP, 12 TO 6 ELBOWS AAAAND HEADBUTTS!!
>*football kick his head*
nothing personnel
Just do the genki sudo/sakuraba and fricking jump on buttscooters
"Thanks, bro! You too."
Befriend him to get better at grappling
i dont care im not a Black person
noni don't like fighting ;(
* pepper spray and call the police*
Depends if he's a butt-scooter or a former wrestler turned submission artist.
Is that what he does? People who like to train with weights he walks up to them and strangles them? I never heard of him doing that.
Oh yeah?
*smugly unzips pants pulling out my massive Johnson, pulls out my other magnum (this one is a gun not a penis) and points both at him*
*farts*
"On your knees grapple boy."
>"heh, I'm a master at *combat spots*, I can easily beat you up lol"
>"OK, here are the rule-"
*gets sucker punched in the face*
all bjj grapplers are roiding. ALL OF THEM, dont come to me with that shit.
No problem.
This guy is full of shit, he says he eats 7000 calories per day. A fricking living meme like bjj
He has more muscle than I do
Is that the chud guy?
>Do you really think you could take this 125 pound geek who turns out to be the best grappler in the world?
>the best grappler in the world
Are you talking about the "Best Grappler in MMA"?
Because the Best Jiu Jitsu practitioner/ Grappler on the planet is objectively Gordon Ryan, aka "The King".
>"ONE" Champion
Not evenin the UFC LMAO.
Okay bro.
>Be Gordon Ryan
>Mogs the frick out this Mikey Mouse
>Mogs 95% of IST
>Mogs all other Jiu Jitsu practitioners with the most dominant perfomance ever seen in he sport
>Highest Submission Rate ever : 153 wins of which 128 are by submission
>Even Destroys the champions of the heaviest weight classes.
>Wins against anyone you put in front of him regardless of weight.
>Predicts how he'sgonna win amatch in advance
I'm sorry but the Gigachad of Grappling / Jiu Jitsu is and always will the Gordon Ryan, he King, The GOAT.
No one can tell me otherwise.
This man is a beast in every way possible.
Bow down to the King of Grappling.
chill Gordon
>roid troony
>closet gay tattoos
>LMAOjitsu
>thinks playing assgrab is a martial art
>use my 225lb frame to put him on the ground
>remove my pants
>extrude a giant turd directly into his dyel mouth
it's just getting SHITTY