Nice muscles, bro. Too bad the skinny dyel who plays this gets all the girls

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Too bad the skinny dyel who plays this gets all the girls

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if you lift and play guitar?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can do 1/2/3/4 and i play songs about (killing) Black folk on my ukulele.

    Wanna hear? 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyways here's one:

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are too based for this world, anon. Godspeed.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the 1/2/3/4 of playing guitar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 song learnt (wonderwall)
      2 people in the audience
      3 euros earned from busking in the street
      4 chords that you can play in total

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Playing Asturias on classical guitar/Knowing how to improvise on Giant Steps/Doing the tapping part on Eruption (probably the easiest)/Not giving up after one week because you fricking suck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually playing with good strokes so it sounds nice, something 95% of guitar players can't do, because they're too busy trying to shred scales as fast as possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 band
      2 instruments
      3 opening gigs
      4 original songs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 parent
      2 bucks per lesson from the college student
      3 years of practice
      4 chords

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 smells like teen spirit/smoke on the water
      2 "say it aint so" with a couple of the licks
      3 enter sandman with a full solo
      4 being able to pick up and solo over most any chord progression and it sounds good

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me vs the guy that brings a guitar to a party? This is too easy. Ask him if he can play a single song straight through, start to finish. He can't.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aaaaad one more song about Black folk that people seem to love <3
    https://vocaroo.com/1mgzlYoplPXe

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not lifting for women. You wouldn't understand, I'm doing it to overpower communistas in Argentina.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I alreads play two instruments. Real instruments, not guitar.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros the F chord is filtering me hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >F chord is filtering me
      You probably are getting filtered by barre chords. Likely you have a shitty guitar with atrocious action and that is causing you problems. Which means hooray! It's not completely your fault. But if you keep practicing you should be able to do it on all but the very worst guitars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw play keys and the F chord is stupid easy
      Feels good being the master race. (:

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brass is truly the master race

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nu fit in a nutshell
    "Why even lift when x" posts from dyel zoomer gays

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But I have muscles and play guitar

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: no one cares about non famous musicians that way since the year 2008 or so.
    Bands have turned from being seen as sex Gods to literal background music. No one gives a frick about your skills, guitars are no longer sold just because of some popular musician playing it.

    Yes this "play these 4 chords and get all the pusy!" meme was valid a decade or two ago, now if you bust out a guitar it's seen as "cringe" and in the best chance you merely give the appropriate setting for others to hook up to. Or they will already be playing music from portable speakers for their smartphones, zoomers especially.
    You won't magically get girls just by playing a guitar. Same thing with lifting really

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let me also add, a dyel guitar pro can bend the strings higher than the worlds strongest man that has never played guitar, its fricking hard and you gotta have strong hands/fingers

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEIGHT. AND. FACE.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes but i can pick up and play that 135 lbs dyel homosexual like a guitar

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I shredmaxx?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just try learning bunch of licks from Paul Gilbert for alternatepickingmaxxing, Jason Becker for sweepmaxxing and Greg Howe for tappingmaxxing and there you go, the perfect shrapnel era shredder profile

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bro i play guitar too

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1flGiZEJWRvg

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >played lots of metal because I like it
    >fun with the bros, but woman hate it
    >"anon why don't you learn John Mayer"
    >go to university and everyone listens to EDM, so DJ's get all the attention, no one gives a frick about guitars
    >get a gf and she hears me play and gets super wet, tells me to stop playing and frick her, but also gets jealous that other woman would hear it so doesn't want me to play anymore

    So overall, it was fun drinking with the boys and playing some metal, but didn't do shit for helping with woman.
    Although if I was feminine enough to play love songs for woman, it probably would have helped a lot.

    Playing guitar used to be appreciated a lot more before everyone had unlimited free music streaming in their pockets.

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