Playing Asturias on classical guitar/Knowing how to improvise on Giant Steps/Doing the tapping part on Eruption (probably the easiest)/Not giving up after one week because you fricking suck
Actually playing with good strokes so it sounds nice, something 95% of guitar players can't do, because they're too busy trying to shred scales as fast as possible
1 smells like teen spirit/smoke on the water
2 "say it aint so" with a couple of the licks
3 enter sandman with a full solo
4 being able to pick up and solo over most any chord progression and it sounds good
>F chord is filtering me
You probably are getting filtered by barre chords. Likely you have a shitty guitar with atrocious action and that is causing you problems. Which means hooray! It's not completely your fault. But if you keep practicing you should be able to do it on all but the very worst guitars.
Protip: no one cares about non famous musicians that way since the year 2008 or so.
Bands have turned from being seen as sex Gods to literal background music. No one gives a frick about your skills, guitars are no longer sold just because of some popular musician playing it.
Yes this "play these 4 chords and get all the pusy!" meme was valid a decade or two ago, now if you bust out a guitar it's seen as "cringe" and in the best chance you merely give the appropriate setting for others to hook up to. Or they will already be playing music from portable speakers for their smartphones, zoomers especially.
You won't magically get girls just by playing a guitar. Same thing with lifting really
let me also add, a dyel guitar pro can bend the strings higher than the worlds strongest man that has never played guitar, its fricking hard and you gotta have strong hands/fingers
just try learning bunch of licks from Paul Gilbert for alternatepickingmaxxing, Jason Becker for sweepmaxxing and Greg Howe for tappingmaxxing and there you go, the perfect shrapnel era shredder profile
>played lots of metal because I like it >fun with the bros, but woman hate it >"anon why don't you learn John Mayer" >go to university and everyone listens to EDM, so DJ's get all the attention, no one gives a frick about guitars >get a gf and she hears me play and gets super wet, tells me to stop playing and frick her, but also gets jealous that other woman would hear it so doesn't want me to play anymore
So overall, it was fun drinking with the boys and playing some metal, but didn't do shit for helping with woman.
Although if I was feminine enough to play love songs for woman, it probably would have helped a lot.
Playing guitar used to be appreciated a lot more before everyone had unlimited free music streaming in their pockets.
What if you lift and play guitar?
I can do 1/2/3/4 and i play songs about (killing) Black folk on my ukulele.
Wanna hear? 🙂
Anyways here's one:
You are too based for this world, anon. Godspeed.
What's the 1/2/3/4 of playing guitar?
1 song learnt (wonderwall)
2 people in the audience
3 euros earned from busking in the street
4 chords that you can play in total
Playing Asturias on classical guitar/Knowing how to improvise on Giant Steps/Doing the tapping part on Eruption (probably the easiest)/Not giving up after one week because you fricking suck
Actually playing with good strokes so it sounds nice, something 95% of guitar players can't do, because they're too busy trying to shred scales as fast as possible
1 band
2 instruments
3 opening gigs
4 original songs
1 parent
2 bucks per lesson from the college student
3 years of practice
4 chords
1 smells like teen spirit/smoke on the water
2 "say it aint so" with a couple of the licks
3 enter sandman with a full solo
4 being able to pick up and solo over most any chord progression and it sounds good
Me vs the guy that brings a guitar to a party? This is too easy. Ask him if he can play a single song straight through, start to finish. He can't.
Aaaaad one more song about Black folk that people seem to love <3
https://vocaroo.com/1mgzlYoplPXe
I'm not lifting for women. You wouldn't understand, I'm doing it to overpower communistas in Argentina.
I alreads play two instruments. Real instruments, not guitar.
bros the F chord is filtering me hard
>F chord is filtering me
You probably are getting filtered by barre chords. Likely you have a shitty guitar with atrocious action and that is causing you problems. Which means hooray! It's not completely your fault. But if you keep practicing you should be able to do it on all but the very worst guitars.
>tfw play keys and the F chord is stupid easy
Feels good being the master race. (:
Brass is truly the master race
Nu fit in a nutshell
"Why even lift when x" posts from dyel zoomer gays
But I have muscles and play guitar
Protip: no one cares about non famous musicians that way since the year 2008 or so.
Bands have turned from being seen as sex Gods to literal background music. No one gives a frick about your skills, guitars are no longer sold just because of some popular musician playing it.
Yes this "play these 4 chords and get all the pusy!" meme was valid a decade or two ago, now if you bust out a guitar it's seen as "cringe" and in the best chance you merely give the appropriate setting for others to hook up to. Or they will already be playing music from portable speakers for their smartphones, zoomers especially.
You won't magically get girls just by playing a guitar. Same thing with lifting really
let me also add, a dyel guitar pro can bend the strings higher than the worlds strongest man that has never played guitar, its fricking hard and you gotta have strong hands/fingers
HEIGHT. AND. FACE.
yes but i can pick up and play that 135 lbs dyel homosexual like a guitar
How do I shredmaxx?
just try learning bunch of licks from Paul Gilbert for alternatepickingmaxxing, Jason Becker for sweepmaxxing and Greg Howe for tappingmaxxing and there you go, the perfect shrapnel era shredder profile
bro i play guitar too
https://voca.ro/1flGiZEJWRvg
>played lots of metal because I like it
>fun with the bros, but woman hate it
>"anon why don't you learn John Mayer"
>go to university and everyone listens to EDM, so DJ's get all the attention, no one gives a frick about guitars
>get a gf and she hears me play and gets super wet, tells me to stop playing and frick her, but also gets jealous that other woman would hear it so doesn't want me to play anymore
So overall, it was fun drinking with the boys and playing some metal, but didn't do shit for helping with woman.
Although if I was feminine enough to play love songs for woman, it probably would have helped a lot.
Playing guitar used to be appreciated a lot more before everyone had unlimited free music streaming in their pockets.