>"nice to meet you anon"
>*grabs your handshake by the fingers and squeezes really tightly*
why do dyels do this
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>"nice to meet you anon". >*grabs your handshake by the fingers and squeezes really tightly*
God I hate homosexuals who do this.
You’re his b***h. Each handshake has an alpha winner and a beta loser.
yeah and the beta loser is the guy who feels the need to grip as hard as he possibly can
alpha winners are confident in themselves and don't have to try so hard to the point of attempting to hurt other people to make themselves seem stronger
>third handshake thread of the day on IST
Is there like an organized gripper shilling discord
We're trying to groom ISTners into getting jobs.
lol I haven't been on all day I just made this thread because it happened today. it is a handemic
The worst is when their wrist is basically limp so it feels like you're shaking a chicken tendie.
It is so very unnerving to grab another man's hand and be met with a limp noodle hand. You don't need an iron vice fellas, but please give some active resistance.
Lol fricking literally KYS yourselves you dyel morons. I have apple crushing tier grip and I ALWAYS give the wet noodle. Know why? Cause it's a fricking HANDSHAKE NOT A GOD DAMN GRIP STRENGTH COMPETITION
I had to shake hands with this marine lady the other day and the stupid b***h was trying her absolute hardest to squeeze my hand as tight as possible.. I couldn't even feel the bawd but she kept holding on to my hand for way too long gripping with all she had. Funniest shit ever. In her mind she was probably "dominating the hell" out of a limpwristed zoomer gymbro with zero functional strength! Meanwhile in reality I could barely even fricking feel her squeeze because of my gorilla hands lmao. I fricking close the coc 3.5 for reps and my hand fricking engolfs yours you DUMB stupid fricking b***h you do NOT want me to squeeze hard. Believe me. Unless you WANT to end up in the hospital..Jesus frick. All of this is without mentioning I have about a foot on you and also about 120lbs of pure lean muscle mass. After which it just becomes sad. moron marine b***h
You’re weak. It happens.
>t 5'6 dwarfmaxxer
rock and stone, to the bone
Damn you’re short how much do you weigh?
U sound super sexy anon c:
I'll top you anon hmu
>Sup anon, how you doing
>SMOOCH
Why so mad dyel boi
That's a really fricking random assortment of countries. I guess it's one's that were under Southern European influence?
It's a bullshit map and even down here in my country (SA) the kissing thing died because of covid
>that's bullshit and you know it
> cheek kissing as greeting
> Belarus
My fella with an African American ancestry and a possible criminal background, what kind of drugs are you on?
You dont actually kiss their cheeck you moron
makes you wonder what the common denominator is amongst them
Does the metric system make you gay?
my older brother often did that to me. I've learned how to avoid that
>why do dyels do this?
I DONT KNOW
Its so fricking weird that a guy half my size will try to shake my hand tpo firmly, like dude do you think some contest of strength???? Bruh fricking moment, every single time
>firm handshake
>eye contact
Are these the 2 biggest memes when it comes to displaying social dominance?
Never touch commoners
Never look at commoners
>he doesn't know about the pistol grip counter
I love handmogging little dyel zoomer homosexuals
>Offers a handshake
>It's a secret handshake where you bend the fingers fully
My would be employer did this at a job interview. It was sooooo awkward I never accepted the job offer.
>grasps your handshake
>curls fingers to stroke your palm
>not just fist bumping
what the frick
>grabs your handshake by the fingers
That's homosexualry. When you death grip, you have to death grip like a man and target the palm so they can resist. Fingers are easy mode and they can't actually push back.
I did it in high school because it was funny. Resulted in me and most of the guys at my school doing handshake duels and gave me ridiculous grip strength.
Handshakes are fun because there's an unspoken exchange to them. They can give a clue about the other man's personality.
When someone does this I always tell them, "hey gimme a real one" and I will literally pull their arm so our hands actually shake. When I do this I'm careful to smile and give them a nice shake and I'll literally tell older guys or whoever "now that's a real handshake!" And bro it up but deep down I am forcing them to shake my fricking hand like a real man