>No I can't pick you up and carry you to the bedroom.
>Yes I know it made you wet when your ex did it.
Don't skip leg day bros.
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>No I can't pick you up and carry you to the bedroom. >Yes I know it made you wet when your ex did it.
Le Pepe sexo DBZ, bros! Quack!
>dating women with exes
You moron.
I did that with a girl and it was like she was pissing herself. They love it bros.
Just tell her she’s too fat
>Don't skip leg day bros
Even the skinniest homosexual alive should be able to carry women, unless she is fat.
t. Skinniest homosexual alive at some point
I could even princess carry her lmao, shit is easy.
I was gonna say, what kinda landwhales are you courting that require training to lift up?
I do this occasionally and my gf always pees on me when I do.
Stop dating fat chicks.
I pick my wife up even when she doesn’t want to be picked up, it’s very funny and she gets mad
>No i won't choke and beat the shit out of you during sex.
>Yes i know it made you wet when your uncle did it.
One time I was talking to two girls at this bar and I told them I could pick them both up no problem. They were like alright big guy, let’s see you try. So I bent down and put my arms around both of their wastes, went to stand up, lost my balance (I was drunk), and fell with them onto the dirty ass bar floor. I was like oops, my bad, and I peaced the frick out. If I hadn’t skipped leg day, I would have fricked two girls at once.
Lol literally me but I was on a pool fortunately
You slammed them to a dirty bar floor from the pool?
>He doesn't cruise around to bars and body slam woman from atop the pool table
NGMI
Wish I could still pick my wife up for more than like 5 seconds at a time. I knocked her up, she gained 80s pounds, and I stopped lifting.
The moment your girlfriend compares you to her ex to your face, it becomes apparent she has no respect for you and has no genuine feelings for you. It's time to move onto something else, king. Find a woman that will treat you with respect and care. Find a woman that's more concerned with you than being wet.
Women who talk about their exes are still in love with them and you should leave .
Can a completely untrained DYEL man pick up a 100-120lb woman?
That's why I only date children