>No, it's not as simple as calories in, calories out. There are all types of reasons people gain weight. You sound incredibly ignorant. There are medications that LEGITIMATELY cause weight gain also. You should watch the PBS documentary called "The Truth About Fat".
>she's a woman whose getting close to her 40's.
>what does it matter, she is gorgeous at any weight, and aging like fine wine!
>Be fricking for real and accept that humans gain weight over time.
>Of all the things Lana has contributed to the world of music and art, this is what you want to focus on? Who gives a shit. She looks happy and she’s the most confident I’ve seen her in years which is all that matters.
/Fit/bros, our response?
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Left rape
Right convert into biodiesel
right is objectively more attractive
agreed
holy based
seeing those thighs activates something primal in me
left would become right if i married her
*note: right is infertile due to excess fat constricting and reducing blood flow to the womb
don't care in the slightest, this is an incel thread hating women.
cry me a river, chud
>our response?
go lift and then frick skinny girls while fatties seethe and cope
This is the fate of all coalburners btw
She burned coal when she was young and hot.
Now wyte bois can have her when she's old and fat.
Just like that titcow billy eyelash
In a certain sense, I feel sorry for u guys, u did nothing 2 derserve ur women ditching yu wholesale for Black folk
Guess u still have bunk asian girls thatll be loyal to yall
She wasn't even young by the time she dated Asap Rocky, she was like 27 or 28. The guy who most of her early music is clearly about is always depicted by this model.
If it makes you feel better he is clearly the white version of a Black person so it's not like its really any better
She clearly wants to be abused by a bad boy daddy figure
That's a separate thing. Motorcycle tattoo long hair bad boy is a different archetype than rich old evil daddy figure. In fact Lana has a video demonstrating precisely this
The advanced stage of thottery she has achieved requires multiple types of men mistreating her
Lana fricks indian men
I don't know who this is.
I don't care who this is.
I don't care what fat people think.
I will continue to work on myself.
CaReD eNoUgH To rEpLy
Seriously though, good for you. Wagmi
Zased
>Lard del Weigh
>Summertime Fatness
How is this b***h that fat with no breasts?
Some people have really unfortunate genetics.
This is me! I was 150 at 5'7" several months ago had about around a small B cup chest. Now im 125 and have a A or smaller size chest. My thighs the things I wanted to get smaller have barely shrunk despite doing exercise.
Fat goes to different places for some people
, our response?
shes losing weight rn
Oooooooooooozempic
ciggies, she got fat when she quit them before
Lana and cigies go together like my wiener and your mother.
These kind of girls are catnip for me bros. Their depression is so alluring
What's the point of getting all that cosmetic work if you can't even control your weight?
>all that cosmetic work
???
Her face.
>my pussy tastes like pepsi cola
seems accurate
>our response?
Lasagna Del Rey
females are weak willed and digusting and their only value, their looks, they cant even work to maintain it. even a celeb cant do it lol. you think the average chick can? lol.
The idea of celebrities is weird. We celebrate a person because many people know them.
you should go on joe rogan with that insight
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too much pabst & video games
ok but look at her honkers. this is a net positive
This thread is about Lana, why are you posting some chubby Iranian woman
That's Lana though
(Verified by reverse image search)
This is our response.
She never dated asap rocky
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/aap-rocky-said-lana-del-rey-dream-girl-made-songs.html/
He was a simp and never got more than what transpired on their music video.
Lana is just a depressed israelite. Stop caring about the media
she's not israeli moron
I remember my 2nd gf ever was super into Lana Del Rey.
I also found out that she made out with a Black person, just like her favorite musician did on camera.
Needless to say I dumped her shortly after.
What did your gf look like? Some free spirited b***h that smokes weed? Yall should stop dating druggies.
Actually no, she was a solid 8/10 who was a college level competitive swimmer. And I don't mean 8/10 because I said so, I mean she would be asked out by random guys on a daily basis 8/10.
how did you approach her with the breakup? what was the reasoning you gave to her?
Started passive aggressively making comments about her boobs only being C cups and how she'd look better with bigger breasts. Basically made her stupidly insecure about her breasts and she started to want to get boob reduction just to spite me.
Eventually I just started ghosting her, not hang out with her at all and claim to be busy with school, then one day she texts me out of the blue that she doesn't want to be with me anymore and I never followed up.
So I guess "technically" she broke up with me, but I was already mentally checked out.
Damn you sound like a little pussy. Atleast go look people in the eye and tell them youre done with them for yourself.
I was young and inexperienced at the time, still a virgin at the time too.
I've done a lot of growing up since then.
Based self awareness then anon. And yeah i mean if you were a virgin, then hardly counts as a relationship anyway. Who cares. Find a wifey
Yo answer my question
Shut up. Leave him be.
I'm considering the slow ghost technique with this polish girl I'm seeing, I hate confrontation
Just shoot her a text telling her it's over and you wish her the best. Then proceed to block her on social media and your phone.
If she's a zoomer, they can't stand face to face confrontation.
I speak from experience because every zoomette I dated and made it a point to end things in person just made them angry that I didn't text them instead.
yea I want to the only issue is i work with her mom, I don't think she'd do anything to get me fired but it makes me a bit freaked out.
if her name begins with P and ends in A, get rid of her she'll cheat on you
penisa
somehow you have made yourself look worse than the thot
How did you know she made out with a homie? Was it another student athelete? I feel bad for you bro
She told me point blank that when she was younger, she really wanted to kiss a Black person to see what it would be like, so she took some Black person she knew in highschool and asked him to kiss her behind the bleachers.
Probably if I think about it. She claimed to be a histrionic because some online quiz told her and she wore that like a badge of honor.
>
Maybe she made up fake story to piss you off but idk
>histrionic
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9743-histrionic-personality-disorder
Yeah hpd (histrionic) is in the same cluster as npd (narcissism) , aspd (psychopath sociopath) and bpd (borderline). You dodged a bullet there.
*same cluster b umbrella
Honestly she could have made it all up. She did like to say edgy crap all the time to get a rise out of me, but I quickly got to a point that I'd just constantly call her out on it. She didn't like that one bit.
But yeah if she was legitimately a histrionic, then it's for the better. Last I checked, think she got unusually involved with LGBT politics.
Did she have adhd ocd anxiety depression autism bpd bipolar or something?
>8/10
Describe her appearance
Long blonde straight hair, blue doe eyes, full lips and a defined jawline that was balanced with the rest of her face.
She had a killer tight body with c cup tiddies and an ass that rivaled the likes of Keyra Augustina.
Appreciate the words of encouragement. Looking for a girl to marry is my priority at this point, relationships for the sake of not being alone are a waste of time. I wasted my 20s doing that.
Wow shes sounds hot
Easily the hottest girl I dated, my buddies don't let me forget that either.
But looks aren't everything at the end of the day.
What famous person look like her? So i can visualize better
Off the top of my head, Emma Roberts. Their smile is identical.
You stuck your dick in crazy bro. Im pretty sure emma roberts is a domestic abuser sociopath
https://www.google.com/amp/s/entertainment.ie/amp/trending/emma-roberts-arrested-for-assaulting-boyfriend-american-horror-storys-evan-peters-368696/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/emma-roberts-arrested-for-domestic-violence
My ex being histrionic checks out then.
Does she also look like this white blonde pornstar that fricks old asian dudes?
https://smutr.com/contents/videos_screenshots/363000/363467/preview.jpg
I'm not about to watch porn to verify this for you, but if they look like Emma Roberts then yes probably.
Its a sfw picture kek. I promise. I guess something about that phenotype is mental illness
It ain't safe for work, otherwise you'd post the image instead of hiding it behind a dubious link.
But I've read into things like this before, that certain phenotypes also have similar personality traits. People that look alike tend to behave similarly.
But I don't disagree, this Emma Roberts phenotype is probably more geared to be more crazy than most.
This is what they stole from you
I remember a fight with an ex while we were breaking up and she had some Lana Del Rey music video playing and I said something along the lines of
>holy frick the only music you listen to is trash about sucking dick for money
Thats pretty much all I know about Lana and my opinion of her.
an architect cooked here.
Jorja Smith becoming fat was a tragedy for me, she's still in her prime years
Right is objectivly better
Wrong.
That's like drawing a sharpie mustache on the Mona Lisa. Vandalism.
>No, it's not as simple as calories in, calories out
What's the reason for this?
The Nazis fed the israelites keto while putting them on Ozempic you chud. This is known history and confirmed by Snopes.
Disease mainly.
remilio
>>she's a woman whose getting close to her 40's.
Let's call it for what it is - letting herself go. At some point you stop caring about what you eat or going to the gym to stay fit.
>ISTbros, our response?
Sounds like a lot of cope. Especially for something as trivial as just not overeating.
Race-mixing
Lana is my wife and she's perfect, i don't care what anyone on the internet say
i'm also bigger than the haters
Ewww, she's a Black person lover though!
I mean, is she?
She tries to portray herself as such, but if you google her ex boyfriends they're all white
she claimed she dated all sort of men, including "rappers" (lol) but only verfiied one is G Eazy
she definitely has a type and the type is white
>She tries to portray herself as such
Does she? She just seems like a basic white girl burn out that smokes.
eh, you're probably right, I'm just still butthurt about Asap as Jamal DeShawn Kennedy and that freak from Tropico
ruining her aesthetic just to prove she's not racist, SAD!
It's more pathetic to seethe about it. Girls can just be within five feet of a black guy one time and people freak out. Blacked and its consequences has broken people's minds.
I would be less mad if she actually fricked some nog, ruining her art is unexcusable
So you mean the songs she did with ASAP?
they're ass, but the National Anthem MV is the biggest offender for me
They are. That Summer Bummer song is garbage but it's probably producer/label mandated.
>i'm also bigger than the haters
Oh I'm sure of that
her name is spelled anal backwards, how does she live with that
>born to die from diabetus
>happiness is a buttercream cake
>pretty when you cut
>high calorie diet by the beach
>There are all types of reasons people gain weight
There's only 2 variables that matter implying you're healthy (which 99% of humans are, stop with the hormones cope)
1- The amount and quality of your meals
2- How many calories your body consumes a day, which can vary depending on you gender and age but can always be helped by eating less food
So in fewer words, yes as you get old your metabolism slows down but she can... eat less? But I know gays think any kind of discipline and self control is Christian guilt and western colonialism
Yeah, because 40-year-old women were definitely obese throughout human history. This definitely isn't a modern phenomenon that can be traced directly to the proliferation of goyslop.
I feel good not knowing who any of these people are. Being out of touch is comfy.
>Of all the things Lana has contributed to the world of music
She was absolutely carried by Cedric Gervais
Hormones and all that other shit has a small effect. But you cannot magically gain mass out of nowhere. No fricking "hormone imbalance" causes someone to burn 1000 fewer calories a day at rest. They have to be eating it. Keep in mind that fatties lie about what they eat.