>No, it's not as simple as calories in, calories out.

>No, it's not as simple as calories in, calories out. There are all types of reasons people gain weight. You sound incredibly ignorant. There are medications that LEGITIMATELY cause weight gain also. You should watch the PBS documentary called "The Truth About Fat".

>she's a woman whose getting close to her 40's.

>what does it matter, she is gorgeous at any weight, and aging like fine wine!

>Be fricking for real and accept that humans gain weight over time.

>Of all the things Lana has contributed to the world of music and art, this is what you want to focus on? Who gives a shit. She looks happy and she’s the most confident I’ve seen her in years which is all that matters.

/Fit/bros, our response?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left rape
    Right convert into biodiesel

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right is objectively more attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy based
      seeing those thighs activates something primal in me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      left would become right if i married her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *note: right is infertile due to excess fat constricting and reducing blood flow to the womb

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't care in the slightest, this is an incel thread hating women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cry me a river, chud

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >our response?
    go lift and then frick skinny girls while fatties seethe and cope

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the fate of all coalburners btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She burned coal when she was young and hot.
      Now wyte bois can have her when she's old and fat.
      Just like that titcow billy eyelash
      In a certain sense, I feel sorry for u guys, u did nothing 2 derserve ur women ditching yu wholesale for Black folk
      Guess u still have bunk asian girls thatll be loyal to yall

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She wasn't even young by the time she dated Asap Rocky, she was like 27 or 28. The guy who most of her early music is clearly about is always depicted by this model.

        If it makes you feel better he is clearly the white version of a Black person so it's not like its really any better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She clearly wants to be abused by a bad boy daddy figure

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's a separate thing. Motorcycle tattoo long hair bad boy is a different archetype than rich old evil daddy figure. In fact Lana has a video demonstrating precisely this

            The advanced stage of thottery she has achieved requires multiple types of men mistreating her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lana fricks indian men

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who this is.
    I don't care who this is.
    I don't care what fat people think.
    I will continue to work on myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CaReD eNoUgH To rEpLy

      Seriously though, good for you. Wagmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zased

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lard del Weigh
    >Summertime Fatness

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is this b***h that fat with no breasts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some people have really unfortunate genetics.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is me! I was 150 at 5'7" several months ago had about around a small B cup chest. Now im 125 and have a A or smaller size chest. My thighs the things I wanted to get smaller have barely shrunk despite doing exercise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fat goes to different places for some people

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    , our response?
    shes losing weight rn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oooooooooooozempic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ciggies, she got fat when she quit them before

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lana and cigies go together like my wiener and your mother.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These kind of girls are catnip for me bros. Their depression is so alluring

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of getting all that cosmetic work if you can't even control your weight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all that cosmetic work
      ???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Her face.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

    seems accurate

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >our response?
    Lasagna Del Rey

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    females are weak willed and digusting and their only value, their looks, they cant even work to maintain it. even a celeb cant do it lol. you think the average chick can? lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The idea of celebrities is weird. We celebrate a person because many people know them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should go on joe rogan with that insight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. Check out my merch page and make sure to hit the like and subscribe button on my youtube channel.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too much pabst & video games

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok but look at her honkers. this is a net positive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is about Lana, why are you posting some chubby Iranian woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's Lana though
        (Verified by reverse image search)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is our response.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DQUmctG.jpg

      She burned coal when she was young and hot.
      Now wyte bois can have her when she's old and fat.
      Just like that titcow billy eyelash
      In a certain sense, I feel sorry for u guys, u did nothing 2 derserve ur women ditching yu wholesale for Black folk
      Guess u still have bunk asian girls thatll be loyal to yall

      https://i.imgur.com/DZDerv3.jpg

      She wasn't even young by the time she dated Asap Rocky, she was like 27 or 28. The guy who most of her early music is clearly about is always depicted by this model.

      If it makes you feel better he is clearly the white version of a Black person so it's not like its really any better

      She never dated asap rocky
      https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/aap-rocky-said-lana-del-rey-dream-girl-made-songs.html/
      He was a simp and never got more than what transpired on their music video.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lana is just a depressed israelite. Stop caring about the media

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's not israeli moron

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my 2nd gf ever was super into Lana Del Rey.
    I also found out that she made out with a Black person, just like her favorite musician did on camera.
    Needless to say I dumped her shortly after.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did your gf look like? Some free spirited b***h that smokes weed? Yall should stop dating druggies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Actually no, she was a solid 8/10 who was a college level competitive swimmer. And I don't mean 8/10 because I said so, I mean she would be asked out by random guys on a daily basis 8/10.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how did you approach her with the breakup? what was the reasoning you gave to her?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Started passive aggressively making comments about her boobs only being C cups and how she'd look better with bigger breasts. Basically made her stupidly insecure about her breasts and she started to want to get boob reduction just to spite me.
            Eventually I just started ghosting her, not hang out with her at all and claim to be busy with school, then one day she texts me out of the blue that she doesn't want to be with me anymore and I never followed up.
            So I guess "technically" she broke up with me, but I was already mentally checked out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn you sound like a little pussy. Atleast go look people in the eye and tell them youre done with them for yourself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was young and inexperienced at the time, still a virgin at the time too.
                I've done a lot of growing up since then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based self awareness then anon. And yeah i mean if you were a virgin, then hardly counts as a relationship anyway. Who cares. Find a wifey

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Did she have adhd ocd anxiety depression autism bpd bipolar or something?

              How did you know she made out with a homie? Was it another student athelete? I feel bad for you bro

              Yo answer my question

              Damn you sound like a little pussy. Atleast go look people in the eye and tell them youre done with them for yourself.

              Shut up. Leave him be.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm considering the slow ghost technique with this polish girl I'm seeing, I hate confrontation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just shoot her a text telling her it's over and you wish her the best. Then proceed to block her on social media and your phone.
                If she's a zoomer, they can't stand face to face confrontation.
                I speak from experience because every zoomette I dated and made it a point to end things in person just made them angry that I didn't text them instead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yea I want to the only issue is i work with her mom, I don't think she'd do anything to get me fired but it makes me a bit freaked out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                if her name begins with P and ends in A, get rid of her she'll cheat on you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                penisa

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              somehow you have made yourself look worse than the thot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How did you know she made out with a homie? Was it another student athelete? I feel bad for you bro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She told me point blank that when she was younger, she really wanted to kiss a Black person to see what it would be like, so she took some Black person she knew in highschool and asked him to kiss her behind the bleachers.

            Did she have adhd ocd anxiety depression autism bpd bipolar or something?

            Probably if I think about it. She claimed to be a histrionic because some online quiz told her and she wore that like a badge of honor.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >
              Maybe she made up fake story to piss you off but idk
              >histrionic
              https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9743-histrionic-personality-disorder
              Yeah hpd (histrionic) is in the same cluster as npd (narcissism) , aspd (psychopath sociopath) and bpd (borderline). You dodged a bullet there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *same cluster b umbrella

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly she could have made it all up. She did like to say edgy crap all the time to get a rise out of me, but I quickly got to a point that I'd just constantly call her out on it. She didn't like that one bit.
                But yeah if she was legitimately a histrionic, then it's for the better. Last I checked, think she got unusually involved with LGBT politics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did she have adhd ocd anxiety depression autism bpd bipolar or something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >8/10
          Describe her appearance

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Long blonde straight hair, blue doe eyes, full lips and a defined jawline that was balanced with the rest of her face.
            She had a killer tight body with c cup tiddies and an ass that rivaled the likes of Keyra Augustina.

            Based self awareness then anon. And yeah i mean if you were a virgin, then hardly counts as a relationship anyway. Who cares. Find a wifey

            Appreciate the words of encouragement. Looking for a girl to marry is my priority at this point, relationships for the sake of not being alone are a waste of time. I wasted my 20s doing that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wow shes sounds hot

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Easily the hottest girl I dated, my buddies don't let me forget that either.
                But looks aren't everything at the end of the day.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What famous person look like her? So i can visualize better

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Off the top of my head, Emma Roberts. Their smile is identical.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You stuck your dick in crazy bro. Im pretty sure emma roberts is a domestic abuser sociopath
                https://www.google.com/amp/s/entertainment.ie/amp/trending/emma-roberts-arrested-for-assaulting-boyfriend-american-horror-storys-evan-peters-368696/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Off the top of my head, Emma Roberts. Their smile is identical.

                https://www.thedailybeast.com/emma-roberts-arrested-for-domestic-violence

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                https://www.thedailybeast.com/emma-roberts-arrested-for-domestic-violence

                My ex being histrionic checks out then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Does she also look like this white blonde pornstar that fricks old asian dudes?
                https://smutr.com/contents/videos_screenshots/363000/363467/preview.jpg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not about to watch porn to verify this for you, but if they look like Emma Roberts then yes probably.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its a sfw picture kek. I promise. I guess something about that phenotype is mental illness

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It ain't safe for work, otherwise you'd post the image instead of hiding it behind a dubious link.
                But I've read into things like this before, that certain phenotypes also have similar personality traits. People that look alike tend to behave similarly.
                But I don't disagree, this Emma Roberts phenotype is probably more geared to be more crazy than most.

  19. 1 month ago
    Cecil the gooner minus trip, out on business

    This is what they stole from you

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a fight with an ex while we were breaking up and she had some Lana Del Rey music video playing and I said something along the lines of

    >holy frick the only music you listen to is trash about sucking dick for money

    Thats pretty much all I know about Lana and my opinion of her.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an architect cooked here.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jorja Smith becoming fat was a tragedy for me, she's still in her prime years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Right is objectivly better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's like drawing a sharpie mustache on the Mona Lisa. Vandalism.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No, it's not as simple as calories in, calories out

    What's the reason for this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Nazis fed the israelites keto while putting them on Ozempic you chud. This is known history and confirmed by Snopes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disease mainly.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remilio

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>she's a woman whose getting close to her 40's.
    Let's call it for what it is - letting herself go. At some point you stop caring about what you eat or going to the gym to stay fit.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ISTbros, our response?
    Sounds like a lot of cope. Especially for something as trivial as just not overeating.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Race-mixing

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lana is my wife and she's perfect, i don't care what anyone on the internet say
    i'm also bigger than the haters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ewww, she's a Black person lover though!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, is she?
        She tries to portray herself as such, but if you google her ex boyfriends they're all white
        she claimed she dated all sort of men, including "rappers" (lol) but only verfiied one is G Eazy
        she definitely has a type and the type is white

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >She tries to portray herself as such
          Does she? She just seems like a basic white girl burn out that smokes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            eh, you're probably right, I'm just still butthurt about Asap as Jamal DeShawn Kennedy and that freak from Tropico
            ruining her aesthetic just to prove she's not racist, SAD!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's more pathetic to seethe about it. Girls can just be within five feet of a black guy one time and people freak out. Blacked and its consequences has broken people's minds.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would be less mad if she actually fricked some nog, ruining her art is unexcusable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you mean the songs she did with ASAP?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they're ass, but the National Anthem MV is the biggest offender for me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They are. That Summer Bummer song is garbage but it's probably producer/label mandated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm also bigger than the haters
      Oh I'm sure of that

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    her name is spelled anal backwards, how does she live with that

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >born to die from diabetus
    >happiness is a buttercream cake
    >pretty when you cut
    >high calorie diet by the beach

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are all types of reasons people gain weight
    There's only 2 variables that matter implying you're healthy (which 99% of humans are, stop with the hormones cope)
    1- The amount and quality of your meals
    2- How many calories your body consumes a day, which can vary depending on you gender and age but can always be helped by eating less food

    So in fewer words, yes as you get old your metabolism slows down but she can... eat less? But I know gays think any kind of discipline and self control is Christian guilt and western colonialism

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, because 40-year-old women were definitely obese throughout human history. This definitely isn't a modern phenomenon that can be traced directly to the proliferation of goyslop.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel good not knowing who any of these people are. Being out of touch is comfy.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Of all the things Lana has contributed to the world of music
    She was absolutely carried by Cedric Gervais

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hormones and all that other shit has a small effect. But you cannot magically gain mass out of nowhere. No fricking "hormone imbalance" causes someone to burn 1000 fewer calories a day at rest. They have to be eating it. Keep in mind that fatties lie about what they eat.

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