>no matter how much I lift I cannot kill 2 american bully pitbulls bare handed
What is the point fitness when humans will never reach even this mediocre tier of physical prowess?
>no matter how much I lift I cannot kill 2 american bully pitbulls bare handed
kick it. a kick is the strongest blow a human can deliver without a weapon.
Flying knee might be a contender with enough of a sprint leading up. Not for the dogs obviously but just sayin
That's a you problem
did he frickin stab that thing
It looks like a knife to me
human ingenuity wins again
does he have a blade or is he literally just punching it?
you can see him pick up the knife at the end, based hero should have a statue in DC
I also carry a folding knife in case of rogue pitbull. And I carry a small 9mm for the human version.
Why would you not use the gun on the dog? I carry a smith and Wesson shield more for protection against dogs than people where I live not risking getting my arm ripped to shreds trying to stab the dumb think plus if you shoot no one will care you can literally walk away the police aren’t going to investigate you over a nasty dog
Imagine powerlifting all you life just to find out that a gorilla can bench press 1000 lbs and dead lift 4000 lbs with ease
yeah but gorillas dont have fortnite
Cosmic brain
Imagine trying to bulk for months just to find out 1 cup of gasoline has 2,000 calories
i straight up will not believe this is true until i see footage of it
Shoots and leaves reign supreme.
What kind of zoo put a bench press in the gorilla section?
well, two would be a little difficult at once, but i dont see how anyone other than a child, old man, or a woman could lose to a single dog. you're fighting an animal, you don't have to follow the fricking honor code with it. you know what chimps do in the wild to other animals? they gouge out their eyes, snap their limbs, crush and rip off genitals, and so on. if a dog fricks with you, literally ape out on it, shove your arm down its throat, strangle it, whatever.
>no matter how much i deadlift i won’t be able to lift my own body and levitate
>not having a knife
do you even human?
To get 苦力 endurance idiot
The strength of human kind is not power it’s tenacious endurance
Gymsel can’t never get that power cuz they are running away from training under sunlight and bad weather dirtiness running core training
>stop the confusion
>they're all abominations
The problem is trying to "fight two" American Pitbulls. You do your best to ignore the pain of one tearing apart your groin while you choke the one mauling your arm out. Once it is unconcious you should be able to choke the other out. Then you grab them by the hind legs and repeatedly swing them and their skulls as hard as you can against concrete. Or just carry a knife and completely carve their abdomens open.
I got attacked by a 40kg one about 4 years ago when I was a complete fat slob couch potato and I threw it around pretty easily. I literally reach into its mouth to get it to let go of my dog, yanked my arm out of its mouth when it bit my wrist and when it went for my dog again I just picked it up then chucked it back first into a tree.
Dogs are only a real threat to women and children.
>pic rel the damage
How was your pup, and did the Pit get put down?
My dog was fine, he had some bad bruising that he had to take painkillers for like a week but that's it thankfully. The guy ran away with his dogs when people started coming out and yelling at him, when I originally went to the cops, the old fat frick at the local station told me that they couldn't do anything because he only broke leash laws, I got called into the main station a month later where they were really apologetic and shit and asked if I wanted an investigation into it, I said no cause I would have to be going to court and everything was already over so I couldn't be fricked.
>got away with it
Whelp, I hope you're practicing your swings so next time when you swing a pit against a tree it's spine snaps.
I haven't seen the guy or his dogs here ever again, some neighbours found someone on facebook that might be him and he had videos on facebook where he beat the frick out of the dogs all the time. I'm pretty sure he got rid of them after though.
I've been working out and I have way less sympathy for animals then I used to so my chances are probably better. The most annoying part was having to go back to the hospital for rabies shots and getting the wound reopened every time for like 7 times during the Covid craze.
nice
I was kicking a child in the face, because it was spitting on my dog
It was a muslim child and it cried like a little b***h (maybe 10-12 years old)
It's literally as easy as 1-2 punches or kicks to the snout. Any proper hook would devastate the doggos brain.
>be only species on the planet with complex tool usage
>doesn't use them on purpose