post times you felt mired like him, I'll go first
>be me
>out with my "lesbian" friend
>been dancing together
>she leans in and whispers in my ear
>"i like going out with you, you make me feel safe"
>squeezes my bicep and giggles
>"none of the boys try to move on me when you're around"
>kisses me quickly on the cheek and then continues dancing
>insists she's a lesbian still
it still counts right bros?
some people will call you cucked but i think that only appleis if simp for her
probably have a threesome if you plan
not to worry lad there's no simping going on
she is just my regular source of mires
lmao cope, you are literally going out as a dyke's bodyguard lmao. You are the definition of a simp
Went to the store before, the cashier looked pretty thirsty tbh.
Sadly the really pretty, petite one barely even looks at me 🙁
Car of college girls pulled up as I was walking and shouted "hello, handsome" out the window.
and what did you say anon?
I nervously looked at the ground. Then when they were out of sight I ran home.
What the frick did you just fricking say about me you little b***h?
I flexed a 'cep and said "How's this for a start"
Went to the store yesterday just to get out of the house. I had a few girls just smile while glancing at me. One asian bimbo was with her boyfriend and held eye contact while smiling after I caught her looking. Not much to make a story out of, but they were nice little mires to have.
>went on date last night
>she was an actual fit qt not some disgusting "thicc" fatass
>I wear glasses, I explained the time I finally realized I needed to start wearing them, and that I wish my vision was better so I didn't need to wear them
>"that's cool" with a big smile on her face
>I didn't say anything that was cool
>she's clearly not even listening but is still enjoying herself just being with me
>mfw she likes me only for my looks
I finally made it bros
>>mfw she likes me only for my looks
>I finally made it bros
Kinda sad, unless you just wan to frick her
>Kinda sad
have a nice day delusional redditBlack person. You're basically telling me that you would want to frick a moronic paraplegic just because of "muh personality".
>mfw she likes me only for my looks
Didn't even realize it but that really is exactly what the goal was all along
not really anon but it’s a side effect
>talking to customer
>mentions how she can tell I've been working out by the shape of my *points to shoulders*
nice.
No such thing as lesbians. There's a reason most of them just call themselves pansexual now. They are just women that have a more challenging or adversarial attitude towards men but if a man if secure enough in his masculinity then they ditch the dyke shit.
>in Korea on holiday
>everyone amazed at how wide my shoulders are and small my face is (having a small face is good over there for some reason)
>going through shops with my gf
>shop attendant helping us
>having a look at shirts
>"your shoulders are too wide for anything here"
asians have smaller stature/frame generally, so a normal sized head looks oversized for their bodies. having a smaller head is more proportionate
What's your bideltoid width?
>Taylorgay here Bideltoid means from end of the apex of the side deltoids to the other end.
>use to be lean and otter
>gain 25lbs
>still think I look lean
>still expect mites
>look in mirror and hate myself for what I have done
I will get back fit, my strength has gone up but my god I’m so fricking fat. Cut started last week
Go frick yourself
Was walking down the street to my house/dorm in college and was wearing 5 insems and wife beater, group of girls driving by with windows down look at me and say "OOOOHH" and catcall me
>be me
>18yo, virgin 6'6 dude that struggles to lift consistently
>normies consider me fit, IST considers me DYEL
>last week me, mom, her bf, bf's daughter and bf's friends are at a tourist base near a lage
>bf's daughter's a typical alt b***h, very short also insecure af and I i think anorexic, 8/10
>tried smashing her last summer, but I was actively autisting so nothing happened
>one evening we're alone in a bed together, she's watching TikTok, I am bored as frick
>jokingly started taking her phone from her, this evolved into cuddling
>at some point we kiss and I finger her until she orgasms
>I pull out my dick, she says "wow, it's so girthy!"
>"this thing can't even fit in my mouth"
>later on, still cuddling as she touches my chest, abs and arms saying "wow, you're so muscular Anon"
>I tense up my triceps, she almost blacks out lmao
>grabs my cheeks and says "you don't even have any cheeks because you have a very good jaw line"
>later on she stands up, picks up her stained panties and says "this is from me watching you all day''
>"I literally have to resist to not stare at you every time you're shirtless"
You have no idea how much this single hook up boosted my confidence. I thought I was ok-looking and didn't really believe my parents when they said that I look like a model. Now I feel much more confident dating.
This is great anon -- happy for you. If you're only 18, stay in the gym, eat clean, learn a skill you can earn good money from (frick college 90% of the time), and force yourself to get more and more comfortable with women. Absolute gigachad potential
Nah bro, I'll go to a university. I'm from Europe so it's free here or very, very cheap ($170 per semester cheap). I'll start studying aviation technology this September and after I finish I'll be able to work as a plane mechanic and then I'll make money and start flight school to become a pilot. I kinda need education for those jobs. But yeah, learning some additional skills like investing would be great.
That's a great plan, I agree that's a fine thing to go to university for. My stepbrother is a commercial airline pilot in America. He needed 1500 flight hours and just pursued getting them all very aggressively working for an airplane tour company. It's a great time to be a pilot (at least in America) - strong unions, quick promotions and he's making bank at 28 years old.
I believe you
100%
>oh step bro anon, you're so muscular
so you fricked your sister basically?
>stepbrother, help! I’m stuck in the washing machine!
Mum said Im looking better and Ive had a few girls call me cute or handsome recently lol. Ive got a bad habit of getting to the point of confirming a girl wants to have sex/hook up with me and then just dropping it so I still get 0 pussy but I feel a lot better about it. Im waiting until Im actually built nicely to engage with women physically again, the idea of being intimate with someone as a fatty disgusts me. Blogpost over
>push passed 1/2/3/4
>13%bf wide shoulders
>Get mires every time I go out
>Have fat but loud and rich friend
>Girls still flock to him for his money and possessions
Some girls even blatantly ignore me when I go out to party with my chubby rich friend.
My thought is that they are attracted to guys they want who give them no attention, so they think they need to mirror that behaviour and ignore you to attract you.
Maybe. It was uncanny how they didn't give me any attention even when I made funny comments, the only ones that would laugh were the fatties.
He's right. Even this hardcore lesbian told me she wanted to frick me. Told me to tell nobody and we did it while she was taking a break from her gf. She was so tight. Made her cum big once then she started to laugh whenever I stuck it back in. So she gave me a hand job while talking dirty to me then we went for coffee. She still calls herself a lesbian now.
there's plenty of homosexual men and women who call themselves gay and lesbians but are gay
the same way lots of heterosexual people call themselves straight and they're gays in denial or just don't want to come out
you guys are so fricking dumb and I don't even know why am I wasting my time writing this
>t. undicked b***h
I can fix that for you
you know I'm a hairy masculine man, but you're trying to roleplay because you're gay as frick
kys
Listen homosexual, I knew a "lesbian" that I eventually fricked. Had never been with a guy before me. Well guess what, she's never been with a girl after me, just dudes.
Get some good dick. It's life changing. Nobody is gay or a lesbian lmao.
Do us a favor and frick off.. thanks.
you sound like a gay ass homie so ill take ur word for it twink boy
No such thing as gay or straight when you meet the right person. I’m straight as anyone, but love dominating sexy feminine boys.
sus af
gay af
>I’m straight as the gay love child of Elton John and Ru Paul
FTFY
Why go out with this fat ass? You probably don‘t enjoy the time and look angry. Girls can sense that and think you are a beta
bro you ugly
Is your face fricked? Or are you complete autistic, or are you 5'6
I’m 5’5”. Not a big deal though since I started lifting.
Some grill said I look like Billy from Stranger Things.
Also last night some girl at a bar who was actually pretty hot came up and started talking to me and asked if I could kiss her and we kissed on the lips for like a second. I haven't had sex or any female contact in over a year, my God I'm so fricking horny and of course I didn't get to frick her
I also got the Billy from Stranger Things comparison. Unfortunately the group setting we were in cucked me, now she's across the Atlantic. If I'm in NYC sometime in the next 6 months maybe I'll frick her.
do you think he ever fricked max
Went to my uncles house, he works out his entire life, and grandma said that im not much smaller than him, then my mother added that I look like a proper human bean now unlike before when i looked like a disaster.
Biggest mire and compliment ive ever gotten.
>a human bean
>coming down the hill
>pass two girls walking a dog
>dog smiled at me
WAGMI bros
>you just know
>work as a postman, have strong legs
>not exactly fit myself but I'm tall and big
>walking around the street, stop at some door
>see a pair of nurses coming out of next door
>one of them looks at me
>I don't pay attention because everyone looks at me (they expect mail)
>after a while realize she's still looking at me
>cross the street
>she's still looking
I'm really insecure and I thought she was looking at me like someone looking at an abomination
am I the only one?
She was checking you out ma man. Time to go for the postman x nurse route
I need advice from people that actually deal with women.
>changed up my entire routine and went more hypertrophy and slowly bring my strength back up coming back from corona last year
>actually look aesthetic and strong now that I notice girls looking my way in the gym
>check out a new gym since I like to check out new places
>immediately see one girl super attractive goblina, fat breasts, fat ass small waist fricking amazing
>immediately get a gym crush and try to figure out how to talk to her as she's always with another girl
>finally they actually start working out super close to me to the point the girl I like is shoulder to shoulder with me while her friend is doing pullups
>ask girl doing pullups if it's easier with a band as she's using one
>the girl I like which is literally standing next to me jumps up like she's surprised I was next to her even though we kept looking at each other
>make a funny face at her and listen to girl doing pullups answer question
>leave
>fast forward a few weeks and notice girl I like CONSTANTLY stares at me now and not this bullshit oh a milisecond shit
> I just arrived and changed an started walking to the freeweights, she's already there with her friend. She full on looks right at me the moment I turn into the freeweights and holds her gaze as I look at her walking further into the gym
>notice one day she kinda just lingering around and finally grab my balls and cold approach
>literally word vomit all over her the moment she turns to me after I said hi and smiles at me lose complete composure
>oh teehee i'm married
>oh haha ok, no problem
>think that's it and just move on even though I'm mad attracted to her and try to avoid looking at her now
I thought that was it, but now I've noticed she makes even more obvious she's looking at me. If I pass by her from behind she'll make it a point to turn her head and look at me, if I'm talking to a guy in the gym and she's in eyesight i'll see her out of the corner of my eye looking
cont
Just recently I was in the gym and she was there before me and did the same shit. I was warming up and I'd constantly see her look my way and I know she was looking cause I was in a corner with no one else and it was obvious. I even think she did the whole
>well I'm done oh shit my gym crush is here let me do another set real quick
I went downstairs to the freeweights and she shows up a few mins later and does a real easy set of lat rows on a machine right behind me. I again catch her constantly looking at me but trying not to make it obvious. To me she likes me because if she wasn't interested she'd not care at all to look at me I mean I'm use to girls not being interested and just avoid interacting with me which is fine. This is throwing me off though.
I am trying to give her space and not be weird but again I'm mad attracted and I can't help but look myself it's just her still staring at me that's got me in limbo.
Wat do?
if she's married I would leave it be and remove desires of her from your head as best possible while also being nice/cordial if you interact
I was actually thinking of waiting for HER to initiate me before doing something with her again. I am thinking to doing this because I already went up to her and showed her my desire for her already.
Even by super strict "i don't like latina chicks,' guys would consider her attractive. She does look older than mid 20s due to her face which in my point of view is still attractive but you can easily tell lines are beginning to form and it's noticeable.
So should I initiate her again first or wait for her to initiate?
Make casual conversation you autistic frick. Then go from there.
I'm sorry anon but by the description you posted (goblina fat breasts fat ass small waist) I can only imagine a gross as frick fat girl
care to post some examples?
be friendly and compliment her every once in awhile. You might not get her, but she may recommend you to her friends.
looks like for now you're just eye candy for her, like she is for you. girls have gym crushes too, even when they don't try to frick them
ok moron, if not larp I will explain. First, does she have a ring? If not, you fricked up. She was just shit testing your confidence and IQ. If yes, she is most likely still dtf but you have to pursue. If she is mirin that hard, she wants to frick, you just have to push her into it. It's a woman, they are very easy to manipulate.
She does wear her ring and I noticed it the moment I walked up to her but I still wanted to talk to her. What you said though I think is true because people always say that shit about looking at a girls actions not her words and this girl CONSTANTLY stares at me. I said before I've had girls who rejected me and completely avoided me afterwards which is what I'm use to when a girl says 'no.' That's why this is throwing me off because she constantly seems to keep tabs on me. I thought it was because she just wanted to make sure I didn't go up to her again but this last time it legit looked like she did another exercise just to hang around since I just got there and she was already done working out because after that last exercise she left.
I just don't know if I should go up to her again or how to escalate.
Srsly this story warmed my heart
you're welcome anon
100% factual lad she gives me mires like this fairly often these days
>gym twink pulls up
>compliments my hair
>calls me iconic
Frick his ass
Tug on his nuts and fist his shithole
Nice if true OP...definitely a mire
Strongest dude in the gym told me i was looking strong the other week..
Ive been pushing myself alot harder to get my lifts up so him randomly saying that kinda validated my hard work
>inb4 homosexual post
>changing my shirt
>notice some dude looking at me
>he nods
>flex my chest
>he flexes back
>says "nice dude"
>flex my ceps and shoulders
>"you're making progress, good job"
>feels good
>I smile
>feels good
>but there's nobody else in my room
>it was me in the mirror
do self-mires count?
They 100% do
they are the only ones that truly count
Big if true
>post times you felt mired like him, I'll go first
>>be me
>>out with my "lesbian" friend
>>been dancing together
>>she leans in and whispers in my ear
>>"i like going out with you, you make me feel safe"
my bicep and giggles
>>"none of the boys try to move on me when you're around"
me quickly on the cheek and then continues dancing
she's a lesbian still
>it still counts right bros?
Treat her like a bro and offer her to tag team a b***h with a strap on. Greatest bonding you can do with a lesbian friend.
I seem to have become hot at some point along my weight loss journey and I don't know how to handle it.
>last night
>helping put on my sister's bachelorette party
>hottest girl dancing crazy on the party bus, but I'm not confident enough to get up and grind on her
>sister's friend keeps basically trying to push me on her
>I give up on trying to make anything happen because it's not really my style
>later she's basically asking me to ask for her number
>I do
I think it also could be because I picked her up off little cooler on the bus so she wouldn't fall off and break her neck. I think women may suddenly feel attraction to a man when he demonstrates he can easily lift her.
Also:
>this morning
>go to brunch with sister and her fiance and a couple others
>waitress is clearly giving me glances of desire
>I'm returning them
>give her my number, and she blushes, accepts and asks my name
Nothing has prepared me for this. I'm still so fricking used to being a fat ass that chicks don't look at, and now I'm started to feel overwhelmed.
Here's a couple more recent mires:
>sister's bridal shower
>helping out with food and clean up the whole time
>old aunts are calling me handsome
>also calling me Lorenzo because I look like Lorenzo Lamas
and
>talking with friends about dating
>start talking about lowering standards
>guy who definitely needs to told that he should
>I say maybe I should too
>everyone vehemently tells me that I don't need to
>telling a friend he needs to lower his standards
You are definitely not a bro
For the love of god I hope your 15 op.
You sound like your 15.
Your
You'''rreee
my 15?
OP's 15?
Kinda hard to trust a "lesbian", unless they're the fat kind that just aren't attractive to any men. I thought that I was just friends with a gal who told me she was a lesbian, but then she later told me that she's actually pan, but just not attracted to a lot of guys and we made out. I had no romantic experience at the time, so I fricked up and never got it in. Too bad, she was like a short stack.
I was together with a girl for a year that told me she could never see herself like men. She also told me she loved me and from what I got she has exclusively fricked men ever since while still claiming that she is a dyke
Honestly, could just be a tactic to lure in men in that case. What sounds better than being the guy who turned a girl straight?
Not a mire story but the closest thing I've had in a long time
>Be me. Bodybuilding for 5+ years
>Diagnosed with cancer 2 years ago
>Still try to go to gym twice a week
>Every few weeks have to drop my weight until eventually I'm struggling to lift kettlebells
>Getting smug looks from girls at the gym who are outlifting me
>Cry at home from frustration
>At friend's house on the weekend helping him with some woodworking
>Friend has injured back and struggling to pick up a large item
>Tell him to stop, I can lift it
>I can't.
>Try again
>Nothing.
>Friend puts his hand on my shoulder.
>"Don't worry. You'll get your strength back soon, Anon"
>The first time I've had hope in years
>Think about this every day
>It's my motivation to keep lifting
Rly praying for you, also frick these prostitutes.
Thank you friends, I know we're strangers but your kind words meant a lot to me.
>Not a mire story but the closest thing I've had in a long time
>>Be me. Bodybuilding for 5+ years
with cancer 2 years ago
try to go to gym twice a week
few weeks have to drop my weight until eventually I'm struggling to lift kettlebells
smug looks from girls at the gym who are outlifting me
>>Cry at home from frustration
>>At friend's house on the weekend helping him with some woodworking
has injured back and struggling to pick up a large item
>>Tell him to stop, I can lift it
>>I can't.
>>Try again
.
puts his hand on my shoulder.
>>"Don't worry. You'll get your strength back soon, Anon"
>>The first time I've had hope in years
about this every day
>>It's my motivation to keep lifting
You WILL make it anon. You will beat cancer and gain your muscle back. Never surrender, not even for a minute.
I'm praying for you dude, frick cancer and frick those b***hes. YGMI
You will make it
I'll pray for you tonight. You deserve to make it by stealing those prostitute's gains.
I'll pray for you friend, you're gonna make it.
I dedicate my deadlift tomorrow to you.
YGMI
You can do it man, you are strong, keep going strong
Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers man. This too shall pass.
you ARE gonna beat cancer
you ARE gonna get strong again
you ARE gonna make it
Do you have saunas in your area. Go to them now. Is there snow where you live? Take ice baths. Cancer cells cannot survive brutally extreme temperature changes.
if your normal cells are able to do it just fine, why wouldn't cancer cells?
>Giving even a millisecond of thought to what some gym prostitute thinks
YGMI
I believe in you bro
I dedicated my db rows to you anon. Praying for you.
You are strong
Fake story but if not then I’m cheering for you bro. If yes then i hope you get cancer for real (no cap)
You can do it, bro. Here's a song for inspiration.
Today I lift for you.
I will keep lifting for you anon; I hope that you beat cancer.
put me in the screenshot
Inshallah you will beat cancer anon and may allah smite those prostitutes.
i will dedicate several reps to you anon inshallah you will beat cancer in the name of the prophet pbuh
You will be blessed my friend. Keep on fighting.
Look up keto and starving cancer of sugar. Might be worth a shot.
This. And this too: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uR9i2aPD29s
But especially listen to this, Anon:
We’re all gonna make it.
If someone deserves to make it, that's you anon
i will dedicate my next workout to you, my friend. you'll defnitely make it
God bless you bro, youre a winner
YGMI chad
Brother, you will beat the shit out of cancer and get the hottest, sweetest woman who mogs every gym thot into the next plane of existence. Inshallah!
Women never verbally mire me
But the girls at work always touch my arms, shoulders, back, stomach and occasionally butt. Does this count?
Ofc, touchy girls want your dick, if you play your cards right you can frick many of them.
Not a mire, I don't know what it is but I'm optimistic on what this means
>talking to girl at a party
>she's completely sober
>I'm a couple of shots away from getting smashed
>I don't know what to talk about so focus on her body, notice her arms
>woah, are you depressive and cut yourself?
>she laughs, says no and moves arms under the table
>oh ok I thought you did that. Like the what the frick with that.
>I look straight at her
>I really like your eyes and lips
>go straight for the kiss
>fondle breasts and get my dick stroked
>next morning talking the experience with friend while buying breakfast
>mention to him the arm comment
>mfw he says she lives with grandma as her parents are divorced, dad lives in another country and mom spends the night with another family
If that didn't turned her off it means I'm a chad and can with any grill right?
She has daddy issues
How should I identify and approach women with daddy issues for high % poontang?
I'm not really the man to ask but in general they are very promiscous. As you can see for you sperged out and she still wants seggs, so just be bold with them.
>>mfw he says she lives with grandma as her parents are divorced, dad lives in another country and mom spends the night with another family
Poor girl... rejected by both her parents. Never got to feel the warmth of a mother and the thoughtful instruction of a caring father. Now she feels that void with mediocre sex with mediocre men because that's all she'll ever be.
This is extremely blackpilling, she got dealt a shit hand,
Lads... Never leave your children, even if they're unwanted, you'll turn them into that poor roastie or a fricking loser soicel.
Be there for them. Be that huge as frick ripped back they can stand behind when you teach them how to deal with the adversities of life.
>>woah, are you depressive and cut yourself?
this post is a troll i hope
>this post is a troll i hope
No, thats why I said I was drinking
Defo a mire, good stuff. Plus dancing as well.
>be out with gf
>qt goth girl comes up and says to my gf "your boyfriends really hot" and walks away
Another time we were walking and some girl in a car driving past shouted "hot couple!" don't know if that counts though
>be me, dyel
>at the store, buying two 20 liter water jugs
>waiting for the cashier to give me my change
>some old man asks if I'm not tired
>answer no
>then he asks if I work out
>say yes
>he starts rambling about how it's good that I work out, that he can see that I have a good figure and how it helps with my health
>cashier comes, gives me my change and i leave without answering the old man
My very first mire, not what I was expecting for, but I'll take it.
>be me doing barbell shrugs
>1/2/3/4 1RM dyel
>notice qt a few benches away
>when im doing reps i have my back to her but there’s a mirror right in front of me
>finish exercise and resting for a bit
>notice through the mirror that qt is filming me
>she had her phone out normally and then for 2 seconds she clearly focused on me and back again
>check my shirt and hair, nothing weird to be seen
>wonder if i just got made fun of or mired
>probably the former
You should assume the later, just for confidence.
>A 10 year old girl called me a muscle man today
Thanks Jim Wendler
wagmi
I get cat called and honked at on the street since I’ve gain a lot of muscle over the years. Not sure what women don’t like about it, I fricking love it
Not exactly a mire but whatever
>be me, studying in China
>get cast in a production of a musical involving Nazis because one of the casting scouts literally walked up to me and told me I looked like a Nazi
>anyway, I look quite dashing in an SS uniform
>one of the cute Chinese actresses is super into me
>I am all that is autism, I cannot pick up on signals to save my goddamn life
>the Chinese girl pulls all sorts of shit to try to get my attention including giving gifts, acting up, "accidentally" catching me in the changing room, etc
>somehow I miss all this
>at the end of the production the other members of the cast decide to make a t-shirt for her and sign it because they were amused by all the bullshit she caused trying to get my attention
>I, in my eternal autism, decide that it would be really hilarious if I wrote, in Chinese, "at least you're not a Black person!" on the shirt
>should note here that all of the other cast members who signed were foreign and none of them spoke Chinese
>cast members deliver it to the Chinese girl
>the next day, I show up to the changing room, other cast are all asking me what I wrote
>apparently she pointed at the characters I wrote and started screaming, saying 'WHO IS THIS? WHO IS butthole?'
>realise that maybe calling someone a Black person irl was not as funny as I thought
>I go to the female changing room to apologize, knock on the door
>ask for the Chinese girl
>she answers the door and gets super happy to see me
>I tell her that I meant it as a joke, lie and say my Chinese wasn't that good, apologize to her
>"OH YOU SO GENTLEMAN! YOU GENTLEMAN!"
>she gives me her number and makes me agree to take her out "on a date ;)" to apologize
>after the production ends, she texts me nonstop to try to arrange the date
>keep ignoring her or giving one word responses
>eventually she asks me if I want to go for date for Christmas, says she has a present for me at the end
>"Nah I'm good, not really that into you sorry"
>ghost her
Kek
Pic related
Hahahaha, thats some good autism bro
What a giga fricking Chad
Too many gays salivate and give up everything for a crumb of coochie but you don't give a frick
poor girl
You are the anon with the autism-chad stories. Write something new, they are funny.
Surely you could have pumped and dumped her, but perhaps your goals are to great any of us to understand.
Nah I just didn't want to bang her. Chinese girls are really fricking weird and I was getting baby trap energy from her. Decided to go out with a qt 3.14 A V E R A G E C O R E A N grill from my class instead.
>be me
>don't know what veragecorean is
>search it up
>"did you mean average korean"
>come back here
>notice the A
Mfw
>>I, in my eternal autism, decide that it would be really hilarious if I wrote, in Chinese, "at least you're not a Black person!" on the shirt
Stopped reading there. Just how do you even achieve this level ?
based aryan chad leaving heartbroken insects in his wake
+100 social credits
anti mire
>be me at work
>new coworker comes in
>qt 19yo, really my type
>we get along really well but i tell myself don’t date coworkers
>overheard her talk to my coworkers about me and they told me how she thought i was buff and cute
>fast forward a week
>our shifts just ended and qt comes up to me clearly nervous
>”hey anon i was wondering if you wanted to grab some food together”
>i am taken aback but agree to it, we have a good time
>next day i see her again and she is stand off ish
>later ask her what’s up and if she wants to go out again
>”sorry you’re a great guy anon but we shouldn’t hang out again”
>fast forward a few weeks
>haven’t talked much to her but remained cordial
>she randomly asks me if i still want to go out again
>i tell her we could, day later we set up a date
>a day before our date she cancels saying she is busy and had something planned
>2 weeks later she is dating a 30 year old dude
lol
>>i am taken aback but agree to it, we have a good time
>>2 weeks later she is dating a 30 year old dude
lets face it, you fricking scared her off with something retorted and thought you were smart
i can hide my autism surprisingly well when around normal people. i guess she just needed attention that was all
she was turned off by your lack of confidence. She probably sent you a thousand signals on your first date, and you did nothing but talk and eat. Right? That is an instant turn off because is shows weakness.
I’d shrug it off…onto the next b***h
yeah i’m trying. first time a long while i actually developed a crush (managed to hide it well though). unfortunately i always end up with crazy girls, this one had the crazy eyes but i thought frick it. fricking tease.
Boomed
Based boomer
I got cucked by a guy in his 30s when i was like 20. Now I’m in my 30s cucking 20 year olds. It’s the circle of cucks
Lol I'm 30 and my gf just turned 20, there's a chance I cucked yousxkgdx
>you go to the gym a lot don't you
>you play games? you don't look like one of those gamers
>girl I fricked a long time ago messages me after I post some pics of me in a tank top on insta
>she has 3 kids now, another on the way
>asks me out to dinner to "catch up"
>calls me buff and "how much I've grown"
She wouldn't have any ulterior motives now would she fit? She's still banging even after all the kids, she's only 25.
frick and dump
She's shopping for a new baby daddy.
Eh, this one is more amusing than a mire but whatever.
>be hs teacher
>I usually have no classes on fridays, but one of the colleagues was sick so I was substituting in her classes all day
>ran into another colleague teaching the same classes in the teacher's bathroom
>she told me that all the girls were excited because I was going to be in their classes that day
>she asked them why
>" Mrs. X, have you seen what he looks like?" was the answer she got.
I gotta say, that pumped up my ego.
There's no such thing as a lesbian, just b***hes who weren't dicked right.
Did you frick her or at least get a kiss? If no, you're out.
>Did you frick her or at least get a kiss? If no, you're out.
She told me she doesn't kiss on the first date, but I told her I'm special and we did kiss. I'm in.
>She told me she doesn't kiss on the first date,
homie they all do
>There's no such thing as a lesbian, just b***hes who weren't dicked right.
absolute moron
t. undicked b***h
There's no such thing as a heterosexual man, just gays in waiting that haven't been dicked right
Well yeah because if they came out the closet while being cucked their wife would leave them
>There's no such thing as a lesbian, just b***hes who weren't dicked right.
Pretty much. Women's sexual orientation is more "emotional" based, and usually when they identify as lesbian, it's because they had some traumatic, unwanted experiences with a male, usually early in their childhood, so now they're averse to opening themselves up to another male.
It doesn't mean they don't find men attractive or want a penis in them, it's just that they've been psychologically turned away from dick.
Most FtM trannies that I know (you can find a ton of them on Grindr) still want to get dicked down, and a lot of them are seeking hookups from men while in a relationship with a female.
Why are you on grindr, anon?
Because it's ironically much easier to frick females (FtM trannies that are basically confused women) on a hookup app designed for gays than it is on any other app
You find one, have them bend over, bang them doggystyle and bail. They're basically just like butch lesbians on testosterone, so they're sex drive is up.
And funnily enough, there are actually some females that use it, and occasionally couples. One said she did it because it was an ego thing - there's barely any other women on there.
figure that one out all by yourself?
The dude writing it obviously didn't.
I actually have a similar story
>my gf at the time is a fricking prostitute and cheats on me with a good friend of mine
>imfrickingpissed.jpg
>kick her out, tell her off, etc etc
>she was my high school sweet heart so I still feel sad, thinking I'll never bounce back
>I worked at this shitty diner at the time and while cute, young waitresses would constantly come and go, one stayed for a while because she was raising 2 kids (irish twins) and she was only 22
>I always found her cute, top tier breeding genes, her body looked great for being pregnant for like 2 years straight, she still looked like a young woman through and through
>She was just my type as well and we would talk all the time, but she was taken
>I tell her about my ex, from then on she changes how she talks about her babies dad
>tells me more problems going on, making the situation sound increasingly worse, me being pessimistic tells her to dump his ass
>she actually does, like a week later
>she then asks me out, but since she's had kids for almost her entire adult life she doesn't know what to do
>her mom watches the kids for a weekend and we go out on a friday night
>we have a blast, we've known each other for so long in a work setting, that just being in another environment is fun for us, we drink, dance, talk about our current shitty situation in life
>end of the night we are talking by my car and the conversation leads to her saying "maybe we just both need something new"
>I agree, grab her and we kiss for a bit
>we end up just spending the entire rest of the weekend having sex, eating food and watching movies, it was great, some of the best sex I've ever had in my life and I really did enjoy her company, mires for literal days
>but she has kids, I'm 23 and don't want to be tied down
>we eventually drift apart after I find a new job
I think about her from time to time still, if I would have met her 3 years earlier, she would've been the one. Missed it by thaaaat much.
how did this story similar to the one you replied to?
>young girl with kids shows interest
oh yeah this is her btw
Fingers so long I'd probably start coughing if she tried to give me the stinky pinky.
yeah she's skelly alright, but frick man, after 2 kids, she's still that thin?
Not saying she looks bad. I'd let her phone home anytime.
was she in White Chicks?
you should text her again. catch up. seems like she was nice to you
Should've busted inside her to keep her motivation going for that next baby daddy.
>kid
Damn I remember Smosh
>be me
>teach undergrads
>every semester or so wind up with student evals saying I’m fit or attractive or something along those lines
I have zero desire to do anything physical with a student—I take my job educating them as seriously as I take fitness or anything else. But it certainly feels good.
>student evals
>saying I’m fit or attractive
It's depressing how much of a joke university has become, 13th grade for overfinanced morons.
Nice mires tho
I remember people would always put 'Prof. X is gay' for every eval and one professor even had a rant about it in a lecture
>hot undergrads literally grooling themselves over dr. anon
>"i take educating them seriously"
your autism results are in
>lesbian" friend
For what reason
>go to grocery store with family in town we are vacationing in
>get to cash register
>qt 3.14 around my age at the register
>she bags our groceries
>i pick up all the bags
>she smiles at me and giggles while saying “now you’re just showing off”
>i awkwardly smile as this is in front of my whole family and i am not used to this
>leave grocery store
Compliments and such always become flashbulb memories for us guys man, even small stuff like this i remember so vividly
I would have winked and said, "just for you". And that is the point where most girls' flirting turns to a look of pure disgust.
i do something similar when girls (coworkers or classmates not randoms) ask how are you i’ll reply “now that i’m seeing you here im doing good”. it sounds smooth in my native language and it always gets a laugh except for a stuck up c**t here and there
>she bags our groceries
Do americans really?
Should have said, "are you impressed"
>Work out because I want to be a strong father figure for my son
>Women think they're entitled to touch or talk to me
>mfw some femoid who isnt my gorgeous amazing wife tries to flirt with me
The absolute hypocrisy of women.
>all men are rapists
>but I am allowed grab some random dude's ass
how can i get back at my ex for dumping me and ruining my last frat events since she dumped right before?
Break her windows (in minecraft)
>see girls in the gym looking my way constantly
>have seen my gym crush full on watch me from time to time
>try to talk to them
>immediately get the cold shoulder
I don't let it get me down, but man what the frick. It's getting to the point that I'm starting to feel jaded in the gym where if I see a girl looking at me I immediately think now
>frick you, you won't even give me a chance if I go up to you
what do? Just continue to get more and more jaded or is there any other way?
Are you being a sperg talking to them? That being said this is why i never speak to any of my similar gym thots. I only ever talk to the one that approached me first
So you got rejected. Eh. Play long game play hard to get instead. You are a great catch. Act like it and things will change.
how the frick do you play hard to get when girls don't approach you?
By being attractive and ignoring them
Most importantly talking to other girls that arent them in front of them, successfully. So bring in a female friend. Or meet some chick somewhere else and bring her for a gym date
I did this to some roastie that wanted to cheat on her husband with me. She was a milf and used to getting her way with men. Most guys orbited her. But I told her no then she got to see me making girls giggle that are 25 years younger than her. The look on her face when she saw me chatting with other women was priceless.
Yeah it drives them nuts. There are a couple hotties in my gym i discreetly check out and kind if thought were looking at me or workout out in my view. I never give them stares of validation so i couldnt be sure
Then one day some hot mullato chick approached me and chatted me up. Was nice to her etc
Then i saw her again a few weeks later and i chatted HER up, made her laugh, then she took off. Within seconds of her leaving, several of these other girls were either suddenly looking at me or stretching right in front of the rack i was using
Classic women
Ive got 2, both very recent. Butta bragging but also mires
> went out with 2 lesbian friends(they frick)
> make the joke that i wanna watch like i always do, this time they agree.
> the one i know less keeps saying i smell good or my arms are so big, the one i know more always calls me handsome
> Halfway through the night the one i know more says to me theyve talked about it and i can do more than watch
> They end up picking up a girl each
> "oh well atleast im having fun and ill get to join in another time maybe"
> NOPE all 4 come back to mine, the other 2 made a couple comments about how they love a big string man but i care more about what the lesbians said
Ill be honest. Biggest accomplishment of my life
#2
> go out again with future housemate(we used to frick, now looking fir a house together due to us both having living sitch issues)
> she introduces my to her best friends including one incredibly hot chick who ive just learnt is a model
> apparently the first thing the model said to housemate was "frick i love good smelling guys" and made multiple comme ts on my physique, but not to me
> i flirted with housemate, made out, etc.
> model made out with housemate whilst grinding on me.
Later learn shes been talking to housemate and apparently 1) she wants to move in with us too, and 2) she wants a threeway
I swear since hitting gym my life has turned into a porno
And what do you smell like?
He accidentally put on his cum socks that morning
I think my BO smells like pepper.
I use no scent anti persperant
And when i do use cologne(rarely and neither of these occasions) i use Club de Nuit, Intense Man
Idk i talked to the housemate and she cant describe it. Thinks its pheromones. Im assuming thats the Tren
How many levels of narcissism do you have to be on to think your B/O smells like cooking spices?
Not really narcissistic to liken it to an existing smell? Hell else should i describe it. Earthy with a twist? Frick off. Besides i asked the ex and she thought similar
Hey I mean i got plenty before, imcluding threeways and plenty of very attractive women, but yeah never wouldve dreamed of a 5-way(?) Or 2 model-level women wanting me before. Tren pheromones are real mang
What's your face like?
>What's your face like?
>Can you post body to see if it's something attainable?
Fricking morons. He won't do neither because he's LARPing. Clear as day. He gets to dick down 5 women 2 of which are lesbos in the same day at the same time? I can't believe i'm the only one to call such a ridiculous bluff.
Dude is a man that ltierally lives every man on the history of mankind's fantasies and is on IST?
Ya, ok bro.
idk I know plenty of my bros who have been in threesomes and I went to an actual orgy once because I was a decent cocaine plug, anything is possible anon
>idk I know plenty of my bros who have been in threesomes and I went to an actual orgy once because I was a decent cocaine plug, anything is possible anon
None of that compares to what that dude wrote, man... Your bros allegedly were in a threesome, this dude was in a straight up fivesome with 2 (TWO) lesbians and 2 other women all of which looked liked literal models according to him, not to mention he allegedly also has this fricking apex predator pheromone scent that enthralls women... Surely you can't believe that to be true, right? If so you're a mentally handicapped zoomer.
Pic Attached. Kinda shit atm i fell off the wagon a couole years back, got brain damage so couldnt box, ex cheated on me, etc. Got fat.. even at my peak im like a 7 which is why i think pheromones haha
That i wont do as im not super confident in it atm, like i said tryna get rid of my chunk. Down like 15kg though, but still think i can drop another 10-15 before i start showing it off online
4 women* never said they were model level, just very hot. I can show the 2 lesbians in my next post.
The model level ones are my future housemates, the new one i just today learnt actually was a model. And no their pics wont be shared because model photos could easy be reverse searched
If you dont think alcohol, confidence, and okay arms/shoulders can get you ridiculous things with women then youre a fricking incel
Oops pic
post old body then, don't be a pussy bro it's IST
Post the two lesbians pls.
Attached, i think theyre hot, in this pic theyre quite pissed, only one i have of em together
Frick i keep doing that
Disgusting trash
Your opinion. Better than the slampigs you get brutha
left is actually a qt
No offense man, but to my traditional rural eyes these girls look like hell itself.
>nose rings
Are these the ones you think are models?
Good reminder that whenever anons talk about girls being hot or models or 8/9/10s they're actually barely even 6s. Even worse if they use the word petite.
>Was thinking about this when I read the greentext
>Thought about commenting "Lmao 'models' in 2022 doesn't mean shit"
>Decide to be better and not say shit
>As always, it's trolls
I am not impressed with orgies or threesomes or whatever with women I wouldn't even frick one on one. I've had exes who turned heads in the streets with her beauty. This shit? No thanks.
Yeah they're both ugly as frick.
KEK it's ALWAYS like this broooooo
Every single time "Oh hi IST I fricked the HOTTEST b***hes the other day", and when they then post pics it's the UGLIEST bawds known to man.
And then you're supposed to be impressed when they say they've fricked 20+ lel
Yeah fricking wild. Posting body of yourself and of the hoes you say you fricked should be MANDATORY
attraction varies by upbringing, environment and a whole bunch of other bullshit. To that anon, they are his 10s. Until he sees hotter, he knows no better.
>Until he sees hotter, he knows no better.
How does he NOT see hotter? He looks like he's in his mid 30s.
could be his location. He might live in a small town or something. ex. A midwest 10 can be an LA 3/4.
>A midwest 10 can be an LA 3/4
No, a 3 is a 3. Be it midwest or LA
Lol no, barely any Midwestern small town girls would even remotely look like that and most of the locals wouldn't touch them with a 10 ft pole. There are plenty of QT girls without tattoos or piercings in small towns.
cringe
the left one is kinda cute i guess but the right one you can see is trash from 100 miles
Are you a bong? No way these women would be considered hot anywhere else.
Can you post body to see if it's something attainable?
My BO smells like semen. I can't be the only one. I remember my father telling me he had the same problem and he was really self-conscious about it.
I don't have any problem with it, in fact, I've noticed women get kinda high on my BO and I've made some conquests simply by getting close to a girl and let her get a sniff, though I guess that has more to do with genetic compatibility and pheromones.
>Im assuming thats the Tren
So /fraud/ing is the only way to get girls huh.
Nattybros, I don't feel so good...
Just now
>sitting on train
>infant who I guess has been able to walk for a month at best hobbling around his parents and adjacent seats
>I’m opposite the aisle from their seats
>walks up to me and starts poking my tricep
>then my bicep
>this his mom says “big muscles oooo”
best in thread
adorable
easily best mire
Remember a couple months ago during the family reunion my aunt pointed at me and went
>look at anons abs! he could be a super model
>grandma joins in
>mother joins in
>cousin joins in
>all complimenting my abs and chest
It felt good bros
Incestuous mires can get weird sometimes.
Was on a date with big booba qt. The whole date she wouldn't stop commenting how handsome i was and staring at me. Im recently fit from being a fat muscular powershitter wanna be, so this felt amazing and boosted my confidence through the roof. Im ready boys, im finally about to make it after 21 years of being the chubby autist no one likes.
so are you going on a second date or what?
Probably yeah but i think my autistic communication skills might not be the best.
>cousin
>15
>abs
>solid
Hell yeah
I used to frick my "lesbian" friend, all women are prostitutes, love from Kazakhstan.
I've got a few...
>running one night when I was a teen, thought I was tough guy so I'm in khaki jeans and white tee
>car of girls pulls over and tells me i look good
>i autistically say thanks and keep running
ffw many years...
>squatting in gym
>girl comes up and tells me my t-shirt is cool and unique and not something you see in a gym (it was for a library)
>gives me her number and says she wants to hang out
>y-you too
ffw more years...
>cuddling w/ gf on couch, she grabs my upper arm
>omg anon, i've never felt anyone who has an arm this big...
>get very sick, spend time in hospital, lost tons of weight/muscle but spend months building it back
>same gf (now fiancee) says anon i think you're getting pretty jacked again...
>haha it must be the light or something anonette...
yes i'm awkward with girls but d-did i make it IST?
one night when I was a teen, thought I was tough guy so I'm in khaki jeans and white tee
Why would you out yourself as a pajeet in the first fricking line then keep going for two more "trust me bro" mires?
some chick ended up crying cus she missed my bands show... not quite a IST mire but it still counts right?
> Camping with GF's family
> Reach over the side of the truck to get something from the truck bed
> GF's mom says "I've never noticed how muscular your calves are !"
> GF's dad says " of course they're big, he's an athletic guy"
> Tell them its from being overweight as a child
Stopped reading at gf
Frick off normie
Yesterday Optimus Pime called me muscle man when my kid asked for a photo with him. He also asked the cameraman if my muscles fit in the shot. I feel small as frick because I've not worked out for two weeks while on holiday with my wife and kids so it was a nice compliment.
>get a nice pump going
>Walk to local corner store during mid afternoon in wife beater
>Bunch of jailbait girls in skimpy shirts and shorts there
>They start mirin and giving me looks
>Start giving them looks and playfully joke with them
Instant boner every time and then I go home and fap to whichever one had perky nipples or camel toe.
Sadly, since I'm an old guy, I only get mires from younger dudes as most 20something girls I see at the gym aren't looking at guys who are old enough to be their dad.
>a month ago, doing deadlifts off the low pins, working into the low 600s, some guy in his 20s with a solid bodybuilding physique comes over and asks if he can film me because his friend "never sees anyone strong at the gym these days" and wants to send him a clip. I oblige and compliment him that he looks like he could step on stage any time with his build.
>last week, just getting warmed up for squats, some kid around 20 with a decent build comes over and taps me on the shoulder and says "Man, I just wanted to say, you're fricking huge!" Which felt good, but I'm only around 245 with about 20% bodyfat, so I chuckle internally knowing that if I'm actually leaned out, I'm only about 210ish and definitely not huge. But I thank him for the compliment anyway and tell him to keep up the good work on his own journey to get big.
I dunno, maybe if I lifted somewhere that I'd see more than 2-4 people at night when I go there could be more mires, but because nobody in average gyms is typically above 180 lbs. and they rarely train for strength, I guess I stand out in my small town.
test and sdrol and haven't seen parents for 3 weeks
a ton in this time
>>Mom sees me
>>"Wow, your shoulders look so good"
mom
>How have you been?
How do you even respond to this without saying
>good, and you?
>better since I saw this message, long time no see, I'm doing good, you?
ya gotta spice it up bb
you talk about yourself briefly (more than just ‘i’ve been good’) and then ask them an open ended question with genuine interest
got a mire for OHP today from a lad who lack dedication
A guy benching 3 plates asked me what sport i played because “you look really athletic”
I literally cant even squat 2 plates for 5. Lol. Otterchads win again
>Chatting with new girl at work
>compliments how I dress
>finds it funny when I say a couple things in mandarin
>saw her biting her lip a few times while I was talking to her about Renaissance history
I’m gonna do it
she's a chink?
Had a negative mire yesterday
>went to the doctor for my monthly medical check
>hey anon how is it going?
>looks like you lose some weight
>you look smaller than last time
Those simple words ruined my fricking day
Dude at the grocery store the other day told me I looked like I should be on the cover of a magazine
Womens weekly
I’ve been hanging out with this girl from abroad who’s studying in my country. I made it pretty obvious that inwas interested in her right from the get go, so after a while I got a WhatsApp message that she’s not looking for a relationship right now. Its now 4 weeks later and I’ve been on vacation alone through Germany for 2 weeks when I get back and I see her.
>anon how was vacation?
>tell her it was awesome and stressful just what I needed
>anon have you been training?
>felt like waving away te compliment because I didn’t train on vaca.
>I’m not a complete spaghetti and I do train so I end up saying yes in some alluded way.
>well it is really visible good job!
>she messages me later at night about some arbitrary nonsense question
Now I’m 100% sure since she said she’s not looking for anything that it probably doesn’t mean anything. Although on the other hand…
Anon, women aren't men. They live from moment to moment. They change their minds constantly. Don't dwell on the things they say. And for the love of god, if she asks you to go somewhere don't ever reply with "but you said you didn't want anything." Don't make them feel bad for the stupid shit they tell you.
>Manlet, doing weighted pullups
>Lanklet pajeet next to me
>"excuse me sir that was very impressive"
t-thanks
Is being a lesbian a better cope than becoming a cat lady if you’re too old for Chad?
Girl asked me to lift a bar for her to unrack weights today. Think she was miring coz I was in power rack next to her benching 100kg for 10.