No one drinks black coffee in my country, doing so is seen as weird and pretentious.

No one drinks black coffee in my country, doing so is seen as weird and pretentious. Everyone puts milk and sugar in theirs.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that's right Mr. Wolf

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone except my sister drinks coffee black in my family. But autism so that's probably why.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand you don't want to drink your own skin colour

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dutch """"""""humor"""""""""""
      always a cheap offshot of germany

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't think of anything intentionally funny a French ever said or did

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like my coffee like I like my women
          i dont like coffee

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretentious
    how? it's literally the least pretentious form of coffee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Drinking black coffee tastes like eating cigarette butts off the trashcan, it is pretentious to act like you enjoy it.
      But you add a bit of milk and a bit of sugar and it's delicious, like a party in your mouth.
      Pic related is the standard Buenos Aires breakfast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tastes like eating cigarette butts off the trashcan
        sorry argiebro, but that happened when i bought low-quality coffee. It was a terrible mistake, so i could drink it with milk or sugar, but i decided to donate it.

        if you put milk or sugar in good quality, you basically spoil it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've tasted good black coffee and I'd still rather drink the Nespresso with milk they sell in my uni

          I hate coffee with milk and sugar. Completely fricks the taste.
          Black coffee is just coffee. Straight from my budget €40 coffee machine. Tastes great.
          Your culture is weird as frick and the opposite of ours.

          >Your culture is weird as frick and the opposite of ours.
          This made me laugh

          I thought you guys drink yerba mate

          We do both

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I've tasted good black coffee and I'd still rather drink the Nespresso with milk they sell in my uni
            yeah youve never had good coffee how sad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate coffee with milk and sugar. Completely fricks the taste.
        Black coffee is just coffee. Straight from my budget €40 coffee machine. Tastes great.
        Your culture is weird as frick and the opposite of ours.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can just say you don’t like it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tha'ts weird man

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you guys drink yerba mate

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see people do both here. I used to drink mine with milk because the shitty $10 braun coffee maker would make it boiling hot and you'd have to wait 10 minutes to make it drinkable. Nowadays I use other methods and drink it black.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homies I drink instant that shit goes from 0/10 to 8/10 with milk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >instant coffee
      I'd rather not have coffee at all, but it's indeed breddy gud with milk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lidl's instant coffee is better than most café coffee I've had and I usually HATE instant coffee.
      No idea what magic crack they put in it but the taste is incredible. Even smells amazing instead of the usual rot and mold smell of normal instant coffee.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's shit
        get the brand instant coffee, they have it on sale every couple weeks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The brand instant coffee sucks. Literally tastes like rot.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you put even a quantum of milk or sugar into coffee in Germany people will ask you if you would live some coffee with your milk or sugar

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if its instant coffee i never drink it
    if the coffee is bad I add sugar
    if its good I drink it black
    i never add milk ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      instant coffee is so bad
      like holy shit
      i dont get how people drink that crap might as well have tea

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >milk
    >sugar
    coffe is a grown up drink and it must be bitter just like an adults life

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    milk, sugar and cream makes coffee too sugary. the textures becomes weird aswell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the thought of drinking water with milk makes me shudder, yuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its odd because i love milk and cream otherwise

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only real way is an authentic espresso.
    >The only real way is an authentic espresso.
    The only real way is an authentic espresso.
    >The only real way is an authentic espresso.

    Pure Arabica or a quality blend of Arabica and Robusta.
    >Pure Arabica or a quality blend of Arabica and Robusta.
    Pure Arabica or a quality blend of Arabica and Robusta.
    >Pure Arabica or a quality blend of Arabica and Robusta.

    An acceptable alternative is moka coffee.
    >An acceptable alternative is moka coffee.
    An acceptable alternative is moka coffee.
    >An acceptable alternative is moka coffee.

    Everything else is FAKE AND GAY.
    >Everything else is FAKE AND GAY.
    Everything else is FAKE AND GAY.
    >Everything else is FAKE AND GAY.

    Have a nice day, anons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes the weird expensive machine, i can't afford that i am a pleb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can buy a machine for 100 euros, the most important thing is quality coffee.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          still can't afford it but you're right. we drink coffee everyday so it makes sense to invest in good covfefe-machines

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still can't afford it
            than use alternative, moka pot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what is that i am pleb?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.cremashop.eu/en/products/rancilio/rancilio-silvia-e/3943

      700 EURO!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I drink about 5-7 espressos a day. Picrel/link machine is immortal (potentially easy to repair).

        what is that i am pleb?

        >what is that i am pleb?
        google moka pot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moka_pot)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          interesting maybe i'll buy one, what about percolators?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >percolators
            I've never tried it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get a french press
        or an american drip machine
        life is inmensely better with proper coffee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >american drip machine
          that's what everyone has here in sweden, the one i use aswell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then just buy better coffee
            even yet, buy only a coffee grinder and full coffee beans, its long to explain the details but freshly grounded coffee is as good as it can ever get

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              needs to be freshly roasted. only thing better is freshly harvested

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >needs to be freshly roasted. only thing better is freshly harvested
                yeah good fricking luck roasting your own coffee let alone harvest
                grounding it is at least in range of everyones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah good fricking luck roasting your own coffee
                This.
                You can't beat the local roastery.
                >let alone harvest
                Yes, a good roastery has contracts directly with the plantations (personally controlled).
                >grounding it is at least in range of everyones
                And only with really expensive shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              interesting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one of those
      I still prefer my old italian machine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As I said - the most important thing is quality coffee.
        A good coffee machine then only makes the last 10% of nice coffee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one, doesn't even make an entire cup so it's completely useless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >an entire cup
        >what is an expresso
        >what is a doppio
        >what is a risstretto
        your a fricking country bumpkin you know that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm used to drinking 1.2L of mate, little homosexual coffee cum droplets don't even last me 10 seconds dude. I'd rather just use a moka or a french press

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1Wd4Tjs.jpeg

      Ground and bean coffee from the supermarket is usually (sometimes there are exceptions) crappy.

      You need to find a local coffee roastery (in non-hipster mode).

      Then there is another problem - good arabica can have a strong flavour (not everyone likes that).

      So what next?
      You buy 75g of Arabica and 75g of another Arabica, 100g of Robusta, and mix it all together.
      Now you have a quality blend with a balanced taste (with a higher caffeine level, thanks to the Robusta).

      https://i.imgur.com/Zd6dlxH.png

      Another problem:
      Should I buy beans or ground coffee?
      Beans only if you have really good grinder, otherwise get your coffee grinded at the roastery and buy the amount you'll consume within a week.

      THIS IS THE ONLY TRUTH AND REAL COFFEE.
      >THIS IS THE ONLY TRUTH AND REAL COFFEE.
      THIS IS THE ONLY TRUTH AND REAL COFFEE.
      >THIS IS THE ONLY TRUTH AND REAL COFFEE.

      Of course, there are other ways of making quality coffee, but I'm speaking in general terms.

      If you do otherwise, you don't drink coffee and you should reconsider your life.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got used to drinking black coffee without sugar back when I was a conscript in military. It was hard for us to get sugar and when we did, it dissapeared really fast.
    Now I enjoy the bitter taste of it. There's nothing like it
    Instant coffee without sugar and milk is shit though.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rural dude here, everyone drinks coffee black.
    Adding milk is "snobbkaffe" or woman coffee and considered snobby and something for city people.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ground and bean coffee from the supermarket is usually (sometimes there are exceptions) crappy.

    You need to find a local coffee roastery (in non-hipster mode).

    Then there is another problem - good arabica can have a strong flavour (not everyone likes that).

    So what next?
    You buy 75g of Arabica and 75g of another Arabica, 100g of Robusta, and mix it all together.
    Now you have a quality blend with a balanced taste (with a higher caffeine level, thanks to the Robusta).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another problem:
      Should I buy beans or ground coffee?
      Beans only if you have really good grinder, otherwise get your coffee grinded at the roastery and buy the amount you'll consume within a week.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only one way how I like my coffee

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Argies have no taste

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Americano (espresso shots with water)? Or is that still black coffee?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Americano
      It's acceptable. For long drives I make 2 espressos and add 100ml of hot water. Thermos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not him but people at the cafeteria mostly order latte or coffee with milk, probably because our breakfasts and meriendas are sweet food. Then at home they use powdered coffee or coffee bags and it's either coffee with milk or black coffee
      Almost no one drinks coffee on a daily basis because good coffee is expensive, bad coffee is bad and mate just lasts longer and is way cheaper

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also our economy was pretty protective the last 80 years and we never could get coffee to grow here so it was left aside in the import hell

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are you on about you Bolivian frick, there's even a handsign used specifically for "don't put shit in my coffee"

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