I feel deceived that one would deceive and pretend to be such a beautiful woman in order to deceive others. I am heartbroken and dejected. I feel deceived. I may never recover from this...
No, my darling, you are perfect. You are beautiful just the way you are, I would kiss your lips and neck belly and make passionate love to you nightly. Please return my affection and we will love happily ever after.
>anons think this is a woman speaking and not just an anon posting coomshit and writing that statement for himself
you guys are genuine gayolas holy shit, there are no women on the internet especially not 4chinz
Beautiful girl friend how are you? I like you i love you i fill you and all day all night everyday everything u? i need you please com bangladesh i receive you
it's pretty great ngl, when we first started seeing each other, she was laying on my couch and I grabbed her liked that, said "oh I can grab your whole waist like that... good to know" she bit her lip while looking down at my hands then smiled up at me, knew she was the one after that
Ok, so, please tell me exactly what she eats in a day and what physical activities she does. Yeah yeah, i know, eat less move more but i crave DETAILS.
pretty sure it's just her age and genetics, she has a very tiny frame, she's 5'1 and 95lbs 22yo. She just kinda munches on stuff throughout the day and will eat a bit of what I cook for myself when it's dinner time, or whatever we eat if we go out. idk nothing too fancy I guess, she has a fairly active job, but she doesn't lift like I do, pretty sure she, and by extension me, just got lucky
10 months ago
Anonymous
>mfw also 5‘1
There is hope after all. 95lbs, noted. Yeah, you both got lucky. Good for you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're gonna have turbo manlets sons kek
10 months ago
Anonymous
eh, I'm 6'3 so I'll God decide on that one
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm 6'1 and I'm not taking any chances. She's gotta be 5'7 minimum but preferably 5'9 or taller.
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
No man should be a simp
she could lose some weight
all based. Thanks anons
Based
Like she's not fat but she's not super thin either.
how much do you weigh, OP
94kg (207lbs)
does your dad know how much your boyfriend weighs?
No man should be under 6'0" 200 lbs
True. I could lose some weight.
nope, that's plenty skinny, you would dip in anorexia territory
ha ha
:O
Unfortunately that pic is not me. I wish.
I feel deceived that one would deceive and pretend to be such a beautiful woman in order to deceive others. I am heartbroken and dejected. I feel deceived. I may never recover from this...
Kind regards,
Anonymous
Terribly sorry. I just wanted to share my hopes and dreams 🙁
No, my darling, you are perfect. You are beautiful just the way you are, I would kiss your lips and neck belly and make passionate love to you nightly. Please return my affection and we will love happily ever after.
Kind regards,
Anonymous
forgot my pic
I will pretend you posted it together.
3deep5me
sunset had her squatting
curry fingers typed this
newbies i swear
How badly are you searching for validation that you would type this to an obvious joke?
homosexual
thats a man
You seem a bit tense fren.
i would frick the shit out of this stupid homosexual
no you wouldn't, stop larping.
>anons think this is a woman speaking and not just an anon posting coomshit and writing that statement for himself
you guys are genuine gayolas holy shit, there are no women on the internet especially not 4chinz
Oh anon
Beautiful girl friend how are you? I like you i love you i fill you and all day all night everyday everything u? i need you please com bangladesh i receive you
Yes henlo this is manisha
Lmfao
I would pretend to drown if this was the lifeguard.
Your breasts are small enough already.
I want to keep you in my basement
based, I can wrap both hands around my gf's waist and my fingers touch
I lift, I'm tall, I have hair, poor as frick, I do just fine
>wrap both hands around my gf's waist and my fingers touch
This is literally all i want in life.
it's pretty great ngl, when we first started seeing each other, she was laying on my couch and I grabbed her liked that, said "oh I can grab your whole waist like that... good to know" she bit her lip while looking down at my hands then smiled up at me, knew she was the one after that
Ok, so, please tell me exactly what she eats in a day and what physical activities she does. Yeah yeah, i know, eat less move more but i crave DETAILS.
pretty sure it's just her age and genetics, she has a very tiny frame, she's 5'1 and 95lbs 22yo. She just kinda munches on stuff throughout the day and will eat a bit of what I cook for myself when it's dinner time, or whatever we eat if we go out. idk nothing too fancy I guess, she has a fairly active job, but she doesn't lift like I do, pretty sure she, and by extension me, just got lucky
>mfw also 5‘1
There is hope after all. 95lbs, noted. Yeah, you both got lucky. Good for you.
You're gonna have turbo manlets sons kek
eh, I'm 6'3 so I'll God decide on that one
I'm 6'1 and I'm not taking any chances. She's gotta be 5'7 minimum but preferably 5'9 or taller.
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
thank god this place isn't totally lost yet.
You look very suggestible and malleable. You seem perfect.
>No woman should be
Women are so pretty bros...
But have you seen men???
gay
aight homo
N
i fricking love breasts so much bros it's unbelievable
>dressed identically
this is some fake man on the street fetish shoot isnt it?
Hi
I love women and I love dresses
What about a pregnant woman? My 5'9" wife almost weighed as much as the average American woman by the end of hers.
Good thread
How much do you need to lift for a gf like this?
no lifts needed
dont be bald
be tall
be rich
>no lifts needed
Good because I don't lift.
>dont be bald
But I am, have like a year before having a full balding pattern.
>be tall
But I am not, I'm a 5'10 manlet.
>be rich
But I am not, was a neet up until recently.
holy digits for the most honest fitizen
explain to the folks at home what a woman is
>woman under 120 lbs
either a midget with a nice body or a tall fricking plank of wood with no breasts or ass.
my gf is getting fake breasts
congrats.
time to leave her
abandon ship
Don’t let her do it. Fake breasts look like shit and function like shit
Yeah they're only worth it if it's a 10k pornstar job, even then you can debate that it's still not worth
>Fake breasts look like shit and function like shit
The good ones look natural. You never noticed them because they look natural.
mfw would
That’s not true, some women are over 5’6”.
WRONG THEY SHOULD BE 7FT+ 250LBS OF PURE MUSCLE. YOU WANT A WEAK WOMAN BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK YOURSELF.
No lady should be under 180
What about 135?
How much do you think Sarah Gadon weighs? She is 5'3
wrong
Correct unless she's say 6'5.
Can't stand these modern woman that have every excuse under the son for being 90kg at 5'5 or 6'2 and 85kg.
Your not a man, your too bloody heavy, eat a salad fatass.
agreed 100%