Now that I leanmaxxed and looksmaxxed, how do I babymax?

Now that I leanmaxxed and looksmaxxed, how do I babymax?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become Mormon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just steal their women and convert her to christianity. No point selling your soul to the devil just to start a family.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason she isn't showing her face

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who cares about her face look at her body you homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly? I don’t believe her face would be a dealbreaker for me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low test detected

        Who is this?!

        Hayley Hamilton

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell after crawling towards her on your hands and knees and peeling off those socks with your teeth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad I'm not you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. I’m going after her sweaty pits!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have at it comrade.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 4/10 neet chud with no job, no house, no money, no future, nothing. But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a big ass and pretty face who is half my age.

    God owes me a beautiful wife to make up for the cards I've been dealt in this life and for all the suffering I had to endure.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I'd settle with a 5/10 easily
      Just don't be fat theory

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin too ofc, no hymen no diamond

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      brown hands typed this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the brown meme these days it seems to come up in things totally unrelated to it, like a random insult like Black person maybe?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get off IST

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Children are gain goblins, sleep goblins, food goblins, time goblins

    t. father of 3 boys

    Be sure to reach your genetic limit before having children to be able to bounce back with muscle memory in a few years, otherwise you’re fricked for life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just had my first child (son) 5 months ago and it's true. I go to the gym one a week at this point and I'm honestly not bothered. just turned 23 so I guess my body is just able to keep it's levels.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >23
        >dad

        dude.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up moron. imagine waiting until your 35/40 to have kids and you’re a decrepit old man by the time your grandkids are born.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >having kids means your life is over
            >noooooo you wont get to travel!!!!
            Life begins when you have kids. You will never know actual joy until you start a family and bring life into this world

            Eh 23 seems too early to have kids. Btw I find it extremely cute and hot that you guys got married at an age like 23. I'd fricking love to get married at that age, it'd be so cool to come home from Uni after finishing my classes and having intimate sex with my "wife", not a "girlfriend". Getting back to my point, idk how you guys manage enjoying the last few years of youth carrying around your little soldier.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >having kids means your life is over
          >noooooo you wont get to travel!!!!
          Life begins when you have kids. You will never know actual joy until you start a family and bring life into this world

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally perfect, you moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Eh 23 seems too early to have kids. Btw I find it extremely cute and hot that you guys got married at an age like 23. I'd fricking love to get married at that age, it'd be so cool to come home from Uni after finishing my classes and having intimate sex with my "wife", not a "girlfriend". Getting back to my point, idk how you guys manage enjoying the last few years of youth carrying around your little soldier.

          I know I'm a bit younger for a dad, but I like it. if my son has kids at the age I did I will be a grandpa at 44 so I'll still have a lot of vitality.

          Congrats anon!

          thank you! I thought once I got married and had kids I'd be able to escape here... nope!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats anon!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was same for me, but don't worry. My son is now 6 and I'm stronger and more fit than before.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that appears to be the general consensus. people who were serious before kids will get back into it as opposed to people who were never into lifting trying to start - at least that's what I've gathered

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just had my first child (son) 5 months ago and it's true. I go to the gym one a week at this point and I'm honestly not bothered. just turned 23 so I guess my body is just able to keep it's levels.

      28, second child is almost three months old (first is reaching two years). Never too early to have kids (unless you're like, 15 with no job prospects). Anyone waiting for the "perfect" time to have kids is welcome to watch Idiocracy and tell me how you end up. There will never be a good time. Just have them, love them, and you'll find a way to make everything fall into place. I had my first during university when times were the tightest but I really wanted to be a dad, and I don't regret it one bit. The younger you are, the younger you'll be when they love out too. Considering how the economy might be, they're likely only gonna move out when 30. That being said, it's though, especially with the first, to find time to train, but it's really doable. I used to workout hard as hell for sports, so maybe there's some truth to reaching genetic max before fathering kids, but they aren't gainz goblins to that level. I've lost way more gains to training with the army (weekend warrior) than to any of the pregnancies or births of my son's. I personally get up at 0500 and workout before work. Best time. Takes one hour and I'm done, full body three times a week. And get my cardio by wrestling the older one when I get home. Having kids just keeps your young and fit. When I see decrepit fricked up looking parents, I can't help but feel bad for the kids. They're missing out on prime play time.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/jp/
    frick off to you containment board, pedo.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    plap till failure

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a black kween gf and rawdog her

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    balls deep and never pullout

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I babymax?
    unprotected sex and rape

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Convert to Mormonism.
    >Pick blonde-haired qt3.14 to be your wife
    >Pop babbys out every 9 months until you've hit your limit financially or your wife gets too old to have kids anymore.
    Its really that easy. All these incels looking for a 'tradwife' just need to swallow their pride and go to their nearest Mormon temple. The big secret is there are vastly more unmarried women than unmarried men in the Mormon church, and they're almost always physically fit and healthy. These days they specifically target young unmarried men to convert.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Mormons are heretics 🙁

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put benis in woman, skeet, make babby

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a beautiful family

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wealthmaxx, carmaxx, charismamaxx, luckmaxx, penismaxx, cummaxx

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get cucked by Pacey

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I babymax?
    Take the BRyan Johnson Pills

  16. 2 months ago
    Professional Spaniard

    1 - Raw beef and raw eggs daily for all the nootrients you need.

    2 - Buy yourself a cold-press juicer and juice the following: Celery, carrots, parsley, etc.
    Celery has a ton of nootrients you need to increase cum quality.
    Carrots have something that increases Test levels. Parsley improves your health overall.
    I still haven't tried onion juice yet, but I have high hopes for it.
    Carrot juice has A LOT of sugar, so it should be 30% max of your juice intake.

    Important: These vegetable juices do interfere with digestion. They alkalize the digestive system.
    Don't take them within at least an hour of a meat meal. These juices will increase your appetite for more meat.

    3 - Avoid caffeine or anything else detrimental to your circulatory system (nicotine, alcohol, etc.).
    Caffeine especially makes you lose erection quality, shrinks your penis, and is a catalyst for many diseases.

    4 - Some cardio like jumping rope will improve blood flow, which will improve erections.

    5 - Avoid cold showers at all costs. Stress hormones (cortisol) will tank your T-levels. Treat yourself lovingly and avoid any kind of stress.
    Enjoy yourself. Instead of cold showers, have a warm, relaxing bath, with your girl.

    6 - Avoid all chemicals like those in cosmetics and shampoos. If you wouldn't eat it, don't put it in your skin.

    If anyone knows of other way of SEXMAXXING and COOMMAXXING please tell me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot showers kill your swimmers, the guy wanted to babymaxx moron
      Also cold showers probably lower cortisol, although the effects either direction are probably small

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a woman who:

    1. Has good genes for your kids.
    2. Doesn't use social media.
    3. Is between 18-22 maximum.
    4. Is preferably a virgin or maybe one or two previous partners ONLY if they were in relationships not hookups.
    5 Is looking to be a housewife and mom and not work a career.
    6. Finds you attractive and husbando material.

    Good luck lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      0.0000% of women in the anglosphere

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