>shower every day
>dont eat in my room
>use it for sleep and playing vidya
>kept relatively clean
>dont have any pets inside
>always have a window half open
>not a cave my blinds are always open
>still stinks with terrible odor emited from my ass
This has been going on for years I thought i should shower more or stop bringing in pets i changed alot but odor stays Maybe need to start eating better I cant smell it most of the time but others can and it pisses me off
If you're a teenager that's just how you're going to smell for a while. If you're a grown man you should go to a dermatologist
>If you're a teenager that's just how you're going to smell for a while.
Teenagers stink like ass, sorry kid.
Is your asshole hairy? I started shaving my crack in highschool when in a auditorium meeting a chick walking behind me said "OMG what smells like shit?!?"
>tfw I knew it was me
I could wipe ass 20 times and there would still be shit on the toilet paper. The hair felt like a permanent turd stuck between my cheeks while walking. Now my asshole is smooth and free of any lingering smells.
Also eating lots of onions and garlic can make you extra stinky so watch your diet.
Whats best way to shave your ass without making it all prickly back there?
Get a beard trimmer and sit over the edge of the bathtub. No need to get crazy. Just cut a gap so the hair isnt growing into your ass.
Remington are my preferred. I also like the micro pen groomers for face and the shaft but not so good on longer haors.
Is it nice and smooth when you pull my fingers between the cheeks? How far out do you shave?
Yeah, buttery smooth. Chicks giggle when they find out then credit card swipe my ass with their hand.
I shave from the asshole to the cheek line. If you saw my ass naked you wouldn't really notice that I shave unless you got up close.
Have you considered shaving your cheeks too?
Not once. Shaving my crack is fine because it's not noticeable. My legs/ass are hairy so if I shaved my cheeks the rest of my legs would need to be shaved as well. That's why I try to not over shave my crack otherwise you would easily notice I was doing something odd back there.
use a beard trimmer. i used to use a beard trimmer, then it broke. now i use a razor like a real man.
Nothing, you just get used to it. The first few times are rough but after a while your ass toughens up. I use a disposable razor with a bit of soap and never had any issues.
Do NOT shave your ass! I repeat do NOT(!!!) shave your ass! Either trim or wax but do NOT shave it. If you wax make sure you GENTLY exfoliate your skin to avoid ingrown hairs. Skin pores can easily clog with natural skin oil and other crap. After you shower and dry your skin moisturise with some body lotion of your choice (make sure you're not allergic to it).
ok now i believe you
Why would I take advice from a fag?
fags give good advice actually as they are obsessed with their appearance and cleanliness. they literally stick their penises into other mens shitholes, so they make sure to be as clean as possible. idk man there is a value to quietly observing them and taking notes
never shave your ass or balls or dick
You are wiping a turd. Which means you aren't actually forming and expelling your shit properly. Your diet needs a revamp.
No. I was wiping the hair that still had shit on it. I had more hair in my ass than most anons have on their head. It's been years since I started and never had a wiping issue since.
this is retarded, shaving your ass is extremely dumb when you can just wash it with tea tree oil soap during showers. don't overdo it tho because it will make things worse.
ass sweat has nothing to do with hair and everything to do with how long you sit on your ass and what you eat
tea tree oil fucks with your hormones brah
My ass grows enough hair to make a several lushus wigs for cancer patients
I have a swamp ass witch is annoying mostly during work so i tried shaving it but just feels good first 2 days but does nothing to stop the smell
The fuck. You must be 18 to post here.
Do NOT shave your ass just use wet wipes and shower every day.
It's all scent gainz
fuck this is actually funny greentext tho lmao
> Gym gains are useless without scent gainz
>ISTners are such NPCs that an AI can easily imitate them
when I'm in the shower, I just reach in, pinch, and rip out chunks. Keeps a needed amount of hair, but gets rid of some excess. If it doesn't come out, then it wasn't ready anyways.
>from my ass
We talking fecal odor or something else? It is absolutely not normal to smell like shit.
The fact you're talking about pets and open windows is confusing (worrying) as well, as it demonstrates you might lack some brain capacity .
I wipe until there is nothing left to left to whipe
I thought my room smelled bad cuz i had a cat with cold that had to live in my room and have her own litter box (witch was changed every day) so i thought cat might be a problem but apparently she had nothing to do with it
why don't you just shit before you shower? or get a bidet attachment for your toilet. i have smelly armpits from a sebaceous cyst, one day i will get it removed
shower less and wipe your ass every once in a while with wet paper towels. you obviously have dietary problems that are manifesting as ass problems
do you clean your room? wash sheets, pillow cases etc? maybe you should replace the chair you sit down to play games etc?
Sheets are are washed every week or so Cahir is a bit old tho Haad her for like 3-4 years
make sure you wash your belly button
why do you smelly americans fucking refuse to get a bidet? i really dont get it. its so cheap and easy to install.
Shower at night before bed and wash all your bedding. All your bedding you stinky gay. And wash your whole ass, wash your legs, wash your feet, wash your taint, wash your balls, running soapy water over something isn't cleaning it. Get wet, rub it with soap and rinse. How is this board so fucking retarded. Why do so many stupid fucks have such a problem with cleaning, do none of you have a brain?
I wouldn't worry about it anon, women love the smell of ass
>no post with sudocream ITT
>>use it for sleep
>and playing vidya
there you have it. Sweaty fucking nerd smelling up your room
nta, but I might have similar issue. I do have a sofa and bed, but I think I really need to go out of my room more.
get your asshole checked for hemorrhoids or anything else that might be going on there?
anyone else got swamp ass?
soap and deodorant is making you stink unironically
I tried every soap and deodorant out there and I still smelled like garbage until I stopped using soap and deodorant
Unironically, antiperspirant fucks you in the long run. Deodorant is fine as long as it doesn't prevent you from sweating. That shit builds up and has to come out somehow.
its whatever you're sitting on that you're farting on constantly
every surface you sit on should have some sort of sheet or covering on it that you can then wash
wash daily and change your underwear daily
smell your chair where you sit, i guarantee thats where the smell is coming from. You can either get a new chair every couple of months or cover the part where you sit with a thick sheet and then wash that every week or so.
The truth is you likely have a relaxed pelvic floor and gasses and other things seep out slowly and you dont notice. You will likely have more issues as you age if you dont address it.
This causes a biome for things to thrive which also emit odors.
I would start focusing on pelvic floor exercises for people who have weak assholes.
When you shower make sure its completly dry and power it with something that will keep it dry and make it difficult for baceria and fungus to thrive.