“No Jim. I keep dumbbells under my desk so I can work out some sets between calls. Also I use the gym Dwight opened down the hall during lunch breaks.” >*turns to Pam*
“Hey Pam, doing anything tonight? I got two tickets to a country music concert at the local venue and thought you might be interested in joining me.” >*puts arm on counter and flexes biceps and delt*
imagine not working from home after covid, quit your job and get one where you work remote bro
He was good as Jack Ryan but they changed Jack Ryan from being an analyst who finds himself in these situations to some sort of a psuedo-american James Bond type. They also made Greer Muslim because they're "for the cause #BLM". Really sad. The Office was mediocre at best I don't understand why people like it so much. If you say your favorite show is the office I assume your favorite color is blue, favorite movies are Marvel, and favorite food is pizza. Just screams I have no personality.
>yes jim, you see, us normal people can gain muscles, that's why we like going to the gym, of course when you are 2 meters tall and weight 60 kgs there's not much you can do to change your situation, because even if you did go to the gym for years you would probably keep looking like a 13 years old boy. bye.
I hate homosexuals like that so much inrl. This show was unwatchable.
imagine not working from home after covid, quit your job and get one where you work remote bro
He was good as Jack Ryan but they changed Jack Ryan from being an analyst who finds himself in these situations to some sort of a psuedo-american James Bond type. They also made Greer Muslim because they're "for the cause #BLM". Really sad. The Office was mediocre at best I don't understand why people like it so much. If you say your favorite show is the office I assume your favorite color is blue, favorite movies are Marvel, and favorite food is pizza. Just screams I have no personality.
no, its come full circle, the r*ddit opinion is that popular always means bad. the omega choice would that obscurity has nothing to do with quality. get with the times gramps
>yes jim, you see, us normal people can gain muscles, that's why we like going to the gym, of course when you are 2 meters tall and weight 60 kgs there's not much you can do to change your situation, because even if you did go to the gym for years you would probably keep looking like a 13 years old boy. bye.
My office was like this when I had to go in. People are weird. I work in IT though so no hotties and a lot more pajeets. The worst, for me, was people who are so tied to their job and career they put it in front of their family. Recently I moved jobs, but my old company went bankrupt and these Gen-Xers and Boomers that were there for 25 years lost their jobs and had nothing but a divorce to show for it. These were the type of people that would walk around and see who was still at their desk at 330 on a friday and make a list of people who left early. People who expected you to take an on call call in the middle of the night and still drive in the next morning. People who got involved in all the company parties and events and were on the 'diversity council'. Just fricking losers who obviously didn't have kids or lives and were married to their job. Really sad. I actually asked one of them to watch office space and they said "I don't get it"
You people must be insanely unlikable to get these reactions. My coworkers know my PRs, they ask about my progress, they ask me for recipes, they ask my opinions about pop fitness trends, and they always ask if I want to get drinks with them but only if it doesn’t get in the way of my training. Am I just insanely lucky or are you all just unpleasant buttholes?
Best way to respond since doing something out of the Ron Swanson playbook is a different TV show and Ron isn’t exactly /fit but still more masculine than anything I’ve ever seen on an Office clip.
let's be real here
no one is going to risk this kind of behavior in a job they need
in the best case they'll be causing undue friction and in the worst case they live in a world where their workplace can be shot up at the drop of a hat
I enjoy this show, but rewatching it I cant help but feel that the reason women love this show so much is that the "good guys" are the ones talking behind peoples back and making fun of them.
>Takes out airpod >Leans into his face a little too close >Hm? What’s up buddy? >he gets physically uncomfortable >N-nothing man. Have a good one…. >Thanks you too. Hey btw, if you ever want to get your health in order you should tag along to the JIM with me. I’m just on my way there now HIT arms and RUN >rapes pam after hours, breaks Jim’s arms in a hit & run
Fast forward week later >see him in double arm cast >Hey buddy! I see you started hitting the Jim! Brutal arm workout huh?
Bro one of the most hateable characters in the show is Jim and it's funny how it comes about. First they introduce all these weirdos and Jim and Pam seem like the normal ones, you know for the watchers to identify themselves with, at least on the surface. But as the show progresses we get glimpses into how Jim has to basically work almost nothing, because of a deal he makes once a year, and can thus still be ahead of his coworkers, just because he knows how to play the social game. In fact he plays it so well, nobody actually calls him out on it. The look he always gives to the camera is just pure smugness of somebody who thinks he's the main character. Even the relationship of him and Pam is basically him stealing her away from another coworker, yet he never gets any backlash from that. Frick you Jim you're not the self insert, you're just a sociopath like Ryan.
God I'm ashamed to admit it but I've had thousands of fantasy where Pam is my mommy gf.
We only have loving missionary sex with creampies and after that she ruffles my hairs, cuddles me and calls me a good boy.
God I wish this really happened to me. Life is pain.
It’s the opposite for me, I work in a fortune 100 corporation and being fit has allowed me to be autistic and people just think I’m quirky and confident.
>Turn to Jim >"What?" >"you going to the gym?" >Lean forward, put hand on my ear like hulk hogan "what was that?" >Start leaning in closer and closer and keep cutting him off with "What, what was that, huh?" >Ignore Pam because I don't know how to talk to women
Too easy
>dumb Black person tries to fill my phone with pennies to "prank" me
>I already filled it with lead powder
>homosexual tries asking what the best bear is
>list the top 17 most sought after fat gay hairy men by rank from least attractive to most
“No Jim. I keep dumbbells under my desk so I can work out some sets between calls. Also I use the gym Dwight opened down the hall during lunch breaks.”
>*turns to Pam*
“Hey Pam, doing anything tonight? I got two tickets to a country music concert at the local venue and thought you might be interested in joining me.”
>*puts arm on counter and flexes biceps and delt*
Sorry I got Pam and Jim wrong, it's supposed to be the other way around
Wait, which ones Pim and which ones Jam? I've never seen it.
Grolton is the man and Hovris is the dog.
>*flexes anterior deltoid*
Rodeo?
yup, frick yourself cumskin cracker. also I shoot my load on documents.
Found the minorities
lmao none of them will ever be people
Whiter than you mohamed
I hate racism, but this picture is so fricking funny
I hate this smug homosexual so much
imagine not working from home after covid, quit your job and get one where you work remote bro
He was good as Jack Ryan but they changed Jack Ryan from being an analyst who finds himself in these situations to some sort of a psuedo-american James Bond type. They also made Greer Muslim because they're "for the cause #BLM". Really sad. The Office was mediocre at best I don't understand why people like it so much. If you say your favorite show is the office I assume your favorite color is blue, favorite movies are Marvel, and favorite food is pizza. Just screams I have no personality.
le popular thing.. is bad!
IST has always been contrarian. You would know this is you weren't a new-gay reddit tourist.
no, its come full circle, the r*ddit opinion is that popular always means bad. the omega choice would that obscurity has nothing to do with quality. get with the times gramps
I miss top text bottom text memes
>The Office was mediocre at best I don't understand why people like it so much
It resembles the better parts of their own life
rewatch the first season and you'll understand, it's very funny, but it slowly transforms into a drama.
>y-yes, thanks you too. bye!
>stumbles and face falls on jim's dick
>shit! sorry... I didn't mean to...
>runs out of the office and cries in the car
>yes jim, you see, us normal people can gain muscles, that's why we like going to the gym, of course when you are 2 meters tall and weight 60 kgs there's not much you can do to change your situation, because even if you did go to the gym for years you would probably keep looking like a 13 years old boy. bye.
I hate homosexuals like that so much inrl. This show was unwatchable.
My office was like this when I had to go in. People are weird. I work in IT though so no hotties and a lot more pajeets. The worst, for me, was people who are so tied to their job and career they put it in front of their family. Recently I moved jobs, but my old company went bankrupt and these Gen-Xers and Boomers that were there for 25 years lost their jobs and had nothing but a divorce to show for it. These were the type of people that would walk around and see who was still at their desk at 330 on a friday and make a list of people who left early. People who expected you to take an on call call in the middle of the night and still drive in the next morning. People who got involved in all the company parties and events and were on the 'diversity council'. Just fricking losers who obviously didn't have kids or lives and were married to their job. Really sad. I actually asked one of them to watch office space and they said "I don't get it"
I don't care, nerd
You people must be insanely unlikable to get these reactions. My coworkers know my PRs, they ask about my progress, they ask me for recipes, they ask my opinions about pop fitness trends, and they always ask if I want to get drinks with them but only if it doesn’t get in the way of my training. Am I just insanely lucky or are you all just unpleasant buttholes?
>wanting to fit in with normies
YNGMI
Yeah gonna take my chance with the married gym receptionist today.
>look at camera and smirk
Objectively the best answer. And when you turn away the smile immediately fades.
You know that's where I go every time I leave here.
Seriously, how do you respond without sounding mad?
"Yep!"
With a big old moron smile
>haha yeah! Want to come with??
Acting obliviously nice in any situation makes you ooze chad aura
>yeah
Best way to respond since doing something out of the Ron Swanson playbook is a different TV show and Ron isn’t exactly /fit but still more masculine than anything I’ve ever seen on an Office clip.
let's be real here
no one is going to risk this kind of behavior in a job they need
in the best case they'll be causing undue friction and in the worst case they live in a world where their workplace can be shot up at the drop of a hat
I WILL RAPE YOUR ROTTING CORPSE JIM
I enjoy this show, but rewatching it I cant help but feel that the reason women love this show so much is that the "good guys" are the ones talking behind peoples back and making fun of them.
"yeh"
*walks away*
>I'm sorry it's just, he keeps going there but he just gets fatter and fatter
I'm bulking, twink.
*sBlack folk right back at them*
If you like the office you're a homosexual.
I want to frick Pam until I come inside her.
>snickers
No thank you, I'm trying to cut.
>Takes out airpod
>Leans into his face a little too close
>Hm? What’s up buddy?
>he gets physically uncomfortable
>N-nothing man. Have a good one….
>Thanks you too. Hey btw, if you ever want to get your health in order you should tag along to the JIM with me. I’m just on my way there now HIT arms and RUN
>rapes pam after hours, breaks Jim’s arms in a hit & run
Fast forward week later
>see him in double arm cast
>Hey buddy! I see you started hitting the Jim! Brutal arm workout huh?
Being a roastie is loving Jim when you're Yung.
Being an incel is knowing Dwight k. Schrute was the true hero when you're an adult.
Bro one of the most hateable characters in the show is Jim and it's funny how it comes about. First they introduce all these weirdos and Jim and Pam seem like the normal ones, you know for the watchers to identify themselves with, at least on the surface. But as the show progresses we get glimpses into how Jim has to basically work almost nothing, because of a deal he makes once a year, and can thus still be ahead of his coworkers, just because he knows how to play the social game. In fact he plays it so well, nobody actually calls him out on it. The look he always gives to the camera is just pure smugness of somebody who thinks he's the main character. Even the relationship of him and Pam is basically him stealing her away from another coworker, yet he never gets any backlash from that. Frick you Jim you're not the self insert, you're just a sociopath like Ryan.
>Yes I am. Why else would I be dressed in gym gear and carrying a gym bag?
*Black folk*
>yeah
>. . . so, you two frick yet?
God I'm ashamed to admit it but I've had thousands of fantasy where Pam is my mommy gf.
We only have loving missionary sex with creampies and after that she ruffles my hairs, cuddles me and calls me a good boy.
God I wish this really happened to me. Life is pain.
>you say sumn WHYBOI?! ... das rite, thought so
>ayo b***h you come out back wif me fer a "cigar"
It’s the opposite for me, I work in a fortune 100 corporation and being fit has allowed me to be autistic and people just think I’m quirky and confident.
>yeah
>you guys should come with, we can all get some tasty dinner afterwards
>Turn to Jim
>"What?"
>"you going to the gym?"
>Lean forward, put hand on my ear like hulk hogan "what was that?"
>Start leaning in closer and closer and keep cutting him off with "What, what was that, huh?"
>Ignore Pam because I don't know how to talk to women
Too easy
>what business is it of yours were i'm going? Jimbo.
She wants me? They all want me.
Pussy on display in the outfit? Can I bring a dime piece to the Christmas party?
>Wouldn't you like to know, paper boy.
Why Pam no real 🙁
Yes *flex a cep* Have a good one, see ya tomorrow
Imagine being the Dwight of your office and not the Jim