OH NONONONO CLIMBER BROS... WHAT HAPPENED?

OH NONONONO CLIMBER BROS... WHAT HAPPENED?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be roider
    >Squeeze 150 for .5 seconds

    >Be honnold
    >Squeeze half of body weight for hours

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahah climbie cope! You’re weak haha

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Op
    Post bait

    >Be dumb Climber anon
    >Fall for it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not an argument

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to buy one of those grip strength testers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      get one from aliexpress, they're pretty cheap

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something about this guy just makes him come across like a pedantic butthole. The kinda guy to freak out if you touched something of his to merely inspect it, or if you did something even slightly incorrectly, he'd force you to do it his way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just made up a personality for a guy you never met and got mad at it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can look at someone's face and draw a fair amount of information from it. It's quite easy when you aren't autistic. (I've seen this guy in documentaries and he seems fine, just a little arrogant).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re the autistic one here my train enthusiast friend

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          his eyes aren't human colored.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can look at someone's face and draw a fair amount of information from it. It's quite easy when you aren't autistic. (I've seen this guy in documentaries and he seems fine, just a little arrogant).
          Lmao, you fricking sperg.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was never a particularly amazing climber to begin with, but even then he mostly does crack climbing. Find someone who does a lot of big powerful moves with pinch holds, particularly if they mostly do bouldering rather than lead climbing, and they will have among the best grip strength on the planet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "was never an amazing climber to begin with"

      >does the most amazing climbing feats that have never been done and may never be replicated again

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at how he's holding it. the base isn't even in his palm
    he's literally pinching 75lbs

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine roiding to be a 4/10 manlet man. if she wasn't famous she would have killed herself already.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's easy to shit on her cuz she's so low but irl I'd be nice to her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        FTMs = crazy abuse victims.
        She probably feels overall better because she became almost completely unfrickable and doesn't have to think about getting arse-fricked by executives when she was a teenager.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    alex honnold isn't that strong, he's just the person who is insane enough to do free soloing. the average advanced boulderer would be stronger than honnold

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have one of these and I have given it a couple of goes but literally only a couple so I am not sure what this is like vs torsion spring grippers.
    One thing about this is it actually stings quite a bit more than you would expect to squeeze it.
    I suspect you would need to practice it just to override your brain wanting to go easy because it's doing a thing that stings.
    This kind is probably more comfy to do.

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