oh shit bros?

oh shit bros IST is fricking destroying us again
how do we respond without sounding mad???

[...]

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    respond with
    >post body
    fpbp /thread etc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok I did it frick I am sweating. Now we wait. God damn I hope they don't realise that I am mad

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets turned on when I mansplain different concepts to her
    What an embarrassing thing to type

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hello, IST brethren

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of Nobel level physicists have been doing some kind of sport.
    Examples: Niels Bohr enjoyed soccer. Igor Tamm was an alpinist. Hawking was on rowing team before paralysis.
    The thought that sports and PU is for meatheads solely is just a cope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hawking was on rowing team before paralysis
      cardio, not even once

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will he say after he is anally violated?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone ever go on IST?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking for porn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got sent there by IST earlier today for making a based thread to discuss science with my bros. It got deleted but I can post it if you would like

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu subhuman, you made a thread about evolution

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. sciencelet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            me when she keeps sucking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go there occasionally for the STEM careers general because that is the area I work in. I’ve never looked at anything else on there kek. Even /scg/ isn’t very good. The career advice I get on Reddit is better tbh.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers at the gym are insanely afraid of talking to girls out of fear they'll be seen as creeps though, regardless of how shredded they are. There is some merit to his post.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's true, skinny scienceposters on IST are the true chads

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      True
      T.jacked zoomer that avoids women

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >considers himself smart
    >doesn't take care of his own body
    Yeah, enjoy having health problems before you're even 30, poindexter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      liftgay cope

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the word gymcel didn't come out of nowhere kek

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk why homosexuals like this feel the need to have a superiority complex over dudes who lift. He's just bragging about being lazy cus of one girl, I'll be here laughing when hes walking around with a hunchback at age 40.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some nerd doesn’t understand that a woman who effortlessly leaves her BF is not quality woman, thinks any pussy he can get is a wife
    >thinks everyone who lifts is some deranged /misc/chudcel (99% chance the dork who make that post is a skinny fat pajeet/ asiatic btw and it literally did not happen lmao)
    >so inexperienced doesn’t realize the BF will just find a new chick to pipe until the GF has her fulfillment of beta nice guy treatment and comes back to him
    Yeah nothing new here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asiatic
      >"hehe, it cant possibly be someone from my race ;)"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He hit a nerve eh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh oh I triggered Jinxioa! PREES NO KARATE!
          >n-noooo bradduuu pittuuu don’t stretch my poosseee I ruva my husbandu!!!

          you are litrelly oppressing me and my race

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is very clearly this guy

          how is this thread up? yanny prunes my thread instantly even if they are on topic because i post azn fitness dudes

          considering your pruning speed, yes you may be above the mighty yanitor. you are a mod and you have shit taste

          I am not a IST moderator. I am not a IST janitor. I consider myself to be a voluntary unofficial janitors assistant. I am not official staff but I help maintain board quality by making cool posts and reporting bad posts (I am not suggesting I have reported any posts, I am simply saying there is a report function. Announcing a report is a bannabke offence)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            so, youre saying that because nobody reported this thread for offtopic/cross board posting, it is still up.

            you're saying you're some kind of hall monitor

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Precisely, but make no mistake I am not affiliated with IST. I am simply a self designated volunteer. A dark silent janitor of the board, of sorts. Except not silent, and not actually a janitor nor a mod as I'm not IST staff. Impersonating IST staff is a bannable offence.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >offence
                do you take me for a fool? i have noticed multiple typos on your end, the typing equivalent of sleight of hand, to mislead into a conclusion you didnt actually say!

                ive got you, YANNY!

                STAR PLATINUM, THE WORLD!
                >ORA ORA ORA ORA

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pine in my ass 201 pines in my ass

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jotaro sucks

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jotaro is awesome in Stardust Crusaders

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh I triggered Jinxioa! PREES NO KARATE!
        >n-noooo bradduuu pittuuu don’t stretch my poosseee I ruva my husbandu!!!

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is this thread up? yanny prunes my thread instantly even if they are on topic because i post azn fitness dudes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      announcing a report is a bannable offence you cuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the fug up. you suck, stupid yanny. you prune on topic stuff but leave your gay sperg posts up.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am above the law

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are above IST rules cus you are the yanny. but your tastes are shit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not a janny. Impersonating IST staff is a bamnable offence.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                considering your pruning speed, yes you may be above the mighty yanitor. you are a mod and you have shit taste

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants to see your gayposts
      based jannies, for once actually

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fine. enjoy your sulek and patty circle jerking, and other lame things who arent sexy azns

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          'Lek in the 'log

          Well.. Stop.

          I can't I am mad

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe Sulek was a dadaposter all along.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He refused to post body

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how is this thread up? yanny prunes my thread instantly even if they are on topic because i post azn fitness dudes

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do we respond without sounding mad?
    We don't. It's IST. They're all midwit homosexuals. Who cares?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cried when they posted it and I haven't stopped since

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well.. Stop.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone taking obvious made up bait
    ngmi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its bait
      then you ARE the Yanitor! i have caught you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tfw finally catch the yanny leaving his/her shit taste threads up, while pruning on topic threads.

        tfw call out yanny and their shit taste

        feels good get destroyed yanny

        https://i.imgur.com/DMwJtp0.png

        >offence
        do you take me for a fool? i have noticed multiple typos on your end, the typing equivalent of sleight of hand, to mislead into a conclusion you didnt actually say!

        ive got you, YANNY!

        STAR PLATINUM, THE WORLD!
        >ORA ORA ORA ORA

        Meds, sproke and trenbolone now.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe the gymbro has a hideous face. And the sci gay is better goodlooking.

    And there is also a huge chance that the gymbro is a SS idiot.

    face >>>> body all the time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SS bad even tho I would KO you

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw finally catch the yanny leaving his/her shit taste threads up, while pruning on topic threads.

    tfw call out yanny and their shit taste

    feels good get destroyed yanny

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not IST, im just a wagie who lifts, plays vidya and watches annie may

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who memorized tons of fun facts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should post the web comic of the actually proven cuck with that pic collage of his popular stuff (including that one) and the cuck proof. I think it was just the two comics side by side, the cuck one and the anti gym one

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can just tell all of them are skinny asian incels lmfao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nZE3irr.png

      >the guy who memorized tons of fun facts

      i visited the thread. no one was able to refute or even make a decent comeback yet. IST is fricking dead. 2014 IST would have wrecked them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gym is a waste of time
        Like, what do we need to refute? Scientific consensus is that exercise is good for your health (both physical and mental) and cognitive abilities (especially in old age).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s how insulting an idiot works. Several anons myself included posted the reality.
        I’m sure you’ve heard about playing chess with a pigeon.
        >lifting is a waste of time and it’s boring! I-uh-I-it-uh— it’s just boring okay I have far more important things to do NO I can’t allocate 45 minutes 3x a week to it okay? I do far more important stuff in my 16 hours during the day
        Uh okay weird to insistently type all this out if you don’t care
        >the ISTizen writing paragraphs analyzing and pinpointing where that anon exposed himself as a virgin and then gave genuine advice to them all to better themselves, pointed out if they were half as smart as they claim they wouldn’t be lying to themselves
        >nah uh! Seethe!
        And then
        >the anon posting /fitlit/
        Shit I looked around that board they unironically make Neil degrade Tyson threads. Real geniuses over there lmfao. Bunch of physically incapable and lazy 100-120 IQs larping as geniuses because they read the occasional research paper and follow sciencewowdaily pages. Shit there’s one guy saying “if you’re smart lifting doesn’t stimulate you” as if that means anything. Lifting doesn’t stimulate most people you do it anyways. No skin off my dick, more people to mog

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you can only be IST and can't be IST!! you can only be IST and can't be IST!!!
        An intellectual not taking care of his own body with gym or any fitness activity is akin to a driver not taking care of their car with maintenance or oil change. A bodybuilder that doesn't constantly learn new things and expand new horizons (i.e. learn how to garden or taking care of pets or learning biochemistry or sports science or challenging your current scientific understanding all from
        knowledge of bodybuilding) is a dumbass b***h that will be filtered by the current age of information

        >no one was able to refute or even make a decent comeback yet. IST is fricking dead. 2014 IST would have wrecked them
        There's no point wasting any mental energy trying to do any comeback for these ummmm a-ackshually nerd emoji dumbasses. I'm a physicist and I code a lot during outside office hours while still able to go to the gym 6 times a week so aside from being intellectually fulfilled I'm also physically engaged. I'm very confident I can beat the shit out of every single timmy homosexual in that thread and strangle them with my bare hands given how DYEL they're lel (a priori assumed that ISTgays are weak ass b***h boys unless proven otherwise)

        Hopefully all the language they learned, the poem they read, and the fun fact they memorized will save themselves from me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one was able to refute or even make a decent comeback yet.
        It's self-evident. But really, the real reason is that we want you to stay DYEL. It's so easy to mog you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        2014 was ten years ago. That means you're at least ten years older than the average poster. What are boomers doing on IST?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im more buff than u

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500 Alex

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST is a homosexual board, who cares about this? i bet he's a railable twink anyway

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first TRVE ISTizen itt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        based Demarcko fleming can't argue with that and I'm mad homophobic

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sad to see threads like OP posted. any man worth his salt is IST, IST, IST, and maybe even IST maxxing. thinking that you only need to, or even worse only can, dedicate yourself to one discipline is how a weak man thinks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw /fitpw/maxxing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any man worth anything is the complete opposite of sci. Just a full on conspiracy theorist who doesnt believe a word those homosexuals say. And he trains his brain with chess.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly. Like you mean to tell me that we just crawled out of the shit and turned into humans.
        like some slug was born with deformed nubs and then it somehow maganed to not only breed but thrive and excel until its moronic offspring had more even nubbier babies, to the point they developed to be wings. And then they just flew off? Suck my dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      IST is gay, just a bunch of college students with delusions of grandeur
      unfortunately for them, they'll be making 50k a year in some shitty IT job while IST homies frick their oneitis

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dyel

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does IST have a board tan? I miss old board rivalries, like IST and IST or IST and /cgl/.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No replies

      https://i.imgur.com/QVibL7i.jpg

      we got btfo by science chads and most of us are too dumb to even understand it

      I'm writing gay fanfiction of this right now. Except the plot twist is that IST knows it all, he's just playing along to give the nerd confidence. Yeah I'm writing this fanfiction right now.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST is not impressed

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on him, all I care about pursuing female wise is roided out dommy chicks who are basically FtMs who still see themselves as women. God bless gender confusion and social upheaval.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way we can compete with ISTchads. They'll outsmart us.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST annihilated us. It's over.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gymrat
    >having a girl
    Doubt it. Fabricated story like most modern soience.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus that thread is sad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we got btfo by science chads and most of us are too dumb to even understand it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/oWm7zT3.jpg

        when all your energy diverts to your giant chad brain there's no time for feeble matters like weight lifting

        >He's giving up on being both smart and aesthetic
        >He'll never become the philosopher king that Plato dreamed of
        NGMI, dreaming too small

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care still lifting

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not both?
    Exercise only promotes the mind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when all your energy diverts to your giant chad brain there's no time for feeble matters like weight lifting

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all know STEMgays are the ultimate copers, thinking money (they won't get any btw with pajeets flooding the market) will help them attract females. Lawyers and doctor chads btfo STEM virgins.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of anger in that thread, maybe some exercise would do them a lot of good

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve got a STEM PhD, and work as a postdoctoral researcher at a university. I also look like a stereotypical jock, and gym 4x weekly (as well as a couple of other sports).
    I get way more attention from both colleagues and students than any of the smug reddit types, who attempt to use their slightly above average IQ to justify neglecting their bodies and ending up as skellies, skinnyfats, or butter golems.
    Massive cope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why I fricked yo b***h you FAT motherfricker

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