>OMAD for a month
>already lost 10 pounds
Should I buy a prostitute to reward myself?
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>OMAD for a month. >already lost 10 pounds
>OMAD for a month
>already lost 10 pounds
Should I buy a prostitute to reward myself?
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CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
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You should be visiting asian massage parlors every weekend
but anon I already do.
Dang, now I consider going again. Only visited it once in my life and the experience was meh. I'm always afraid of being spotted by someone who knows me, as the parlors here are in the middle of the city.
getting jerked off in some dirty strip mall by some tired and desperate south east asian illegal immigrant is the least sexiest thing imaginable.
beats being an incel
You could also look for the 29.99 specials many places have and just have a nice massage for an hour.
I would do that. If I really needed to pay for sex, I would go all out and get a really hot escort. Wasting money on a shitty handjob seems like a waste, either go all in or not at all.
I was explicitly talking about just going for the massage.
H20TY
Water? Thankyou
This man has never had a Nuru massage or a Table Shower
You just gotta ask
No, that's a depreciating asset, just rent one.
If it’s her, then yes.
Who is this picrel ?
Looks like rolyatistaylor, filename checks out
Someone's daughter
She looks like a different person on this photo. I hate women and their tricks.
yes that why we can provide service for price cheap women of many kind my friend!
that’s a decent looking body for someone with a ~43 year old face
No anon, you should not buy a prostitute to reward yourself. Why would you reward yourself with something bad for you?
No one wants to admit it but this is peak male performance
how can you hit your protein intake in one meal?
I can't think of a worse way to blow money. 500 bucks for 30 minutes of fun is an absolute waste of money
pussy is super highly inflated in shartland
even in the uk 30mins costs 100 at most
>America
Lmao. It's $180 for a full hour with a qt Asian in her 20s here in Australia.
Still expensive. You can rent cute blondes in east europe for 50 bucks an hour.
My cousin in Romania runs a pretty professional and reliable human trafficking service. We have pakistan women, gypsies, transexuals, africans and tawianese women around the age of 20. younger = more expensive ;] . we do have some American women but they cost extra. If you are interested respond my good friend. [Black folk are cheaper also sorry forgot to mention]
That almost turns me off from going. I don't think about where these chinese girls came from and like to assume they're working of their own free will.
Almost mmmmm but pussy is pussy no?? trust me cousin pays women very well, treats them very well!
Don't go to eastern europe to frick asians.
What ? you mean chinese women don't volunteer to be prostitutes in bulgaria ?
I am SHOCKED and OUTRAGED
What the hell are you talking about?
Your cousin's Andrew Tate?
Why do the American women cost more? Surely you don't charge by the kg
Frick no idiot, we charge by the pound.
Still a pretty poor use of money though. Pumping two loads into a wet hole or buy two AAA games that will provide you with hundreds of hours of entertainment?
>AAA games
>It's $180 for a full hour with a qt Asian in her 20s here in Australia.
It's 100% not
Minimum is around 220
And for that price she's going to look like shit
I've spent less than that to frick two different women at least 10 total times in the last month. Seems like y'all got it all wrong.
Who the frick pays that much for pussy? For 500 bucks I can get entire harem of young slavic girls in eastern europe.
And don't tell me pussy is expensive in US. If you are from US, then you have the most money to travel the world and get some puss for pocket change.
how!!!?? is that easy?
Yes, but you have to do your own research, so they don't frick with you. Usually it's 40 for half an hour, I go there for a week and frick 2 girls every day, sometimes 3. Full animal mode. Then I don't think about sex for next two months.
frick i must send cousins contact to you! you know your stuff!
4213
I'm a face guy and yellow does it for me even though she completely loses her appeal when she drops her face
KEK
Portugal - a 18-25 gym goddess for 70-80 30min or 100-150 1h
Yeah she definitely frick BBC footballers
>Buying a 50 thousand dollar car to get women is okay
>buying 50 women for a thousand dollars each is not okay
Why do feminists want to cause global warming?
>buy a prostitute
Where do you live that slavery is still legal? Most prostitutes can only be rented.
I don't see how paying for sex from some girl who's already been fricked by 5 other guys that day is somehow a reward.
Is that a genderbent photo of Skweezy Jibbs?
>One Man a Day
The frick are you homosexuals into now? What meme youtuber got you doing this?
omad bros i been doin it for like a month now but lately my lips are rly dry even tho i drink tons of water w lemon n increased my salt and sodium intake,what do?surely the electrolytes cant be that low
>inb4 supplement
i wont,on a cut for 1 more week just worried i might randomly pass out lmao
how do I find a prostitute in a small city
~50k inhabitants
just go ask borat where his sister is
it's not the OMAD it's the calorie deficit
t.has been doing OMAD naturally for years.
one who is fitter than you and use it as motivation
>Should I buy a prostitute
An onahole is about a tenth of the price, doesn't complain all the time, feels twice as good, and won't give you aids.
Escorts are the fastfood of mongering. If you are cutting down on food costs, save up for 3 months and go on a sex tour in DR or Costa Rica.
>much higher caliber women than US sex workers
>if you are clean (aka provide documentation) no baggie required
>great weather
>plenty of IST activities in between sessions
Guys, is it ok to go to a prostitute to lose your virginity? Like, can I be upfront about it and just tell her "teach me sex please"?
I'm average looking, not fat nor skinny, 6/10
just social sperg
If you are under 20 I would try to see if you are late bloomer, but if you are over 25, then it's not only ok, it's fricking smart thing to do, I mean you can call yourself late bloomer only for so long.
over 25 yeah
I'm just sort of scared she'll make fun of me, idk
Do I specify it's to lose my virginity or do I just say I'm a virgin and see what she says?
Just say you are virgin, saying that you came there to lose your virginity is kinda autistic imho, but maybe ok. Try to look for GFE - girlfriend experience, these hookers are usually more welcoming. Probalby 30-35 year old. Try to find local forum, discord server or whatever about hookers, there you will get advice how it works in your location and which lady is better to lose virginity and which you should avoid. Some hookers will indeed make fun of you for being a virgin and will kick you out.
I'm 22 and I lost my virginity to an escort right before I turned 21
how was your approach? were you upfront?
I didn't tell her at all and just fricked her missionary while sucking on her massive slav breasts occasionally until I ran out of time
>until I ran out of time
kek, are you me? did the exact same thing on my 21st birthday
>have intimacy issues
>get a nice 19 up with great ass
>try to make love to her
>is fricking awkward
To anyone trying to do this for the first time
Don't do it, trust me
???
I make enough money to see a hooker/week.
Problem is I've been seeing the same girl for 2 months straight and I'm thinking I'm starting to develop feelings for her.
Lifts for this feel?