>on a cut more or less
>family want ihop
>don’t want to say no so I don’t look like an butthole
what should I order?
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>on a cut more or less. >family want ihop. >dont want to say no so I dont look like an asshole
Egg white omelette.
Or regular omelette, I dunno how little calories you want to consume.
Like the big one? And skip breakfast? Thinking of getting a burger too but idk which is less fattening and carbs
I have no idea I've never been in an ihop. Thought they would just have a Denver omelet available.
Damn sttop whining like a little girl or ill sexually assault you
Omelet
>$14 for crepes
>$17 omelette
all the goyslop be pricy now
If one meal out is enough to frick you up you were never gonna make it anyway.
this. stop being a fricking sperg and live a little. it's like the people who think going out with some friends and having some pizza and beer is going to ruin them as if they aren't still dyels anyway. if you really can't bear it just ask for some simple eggs and whole grain toast.
making smart choices while you're out there living a little means you get to go out there to live a little more often. Why not get a ham and tomato omelette with fruit and black coffee instead of biscuits and gravy with a side of pb banana pancakes?
>pizza and beer
wings and michelob
One is just carbs and sugers
The other is a little more tolerable
Pickled radish and sake for me
that doesn't quite match the vibe of pizza and beer but if that's how your bros roll, more power to you. Might as well go with a big bag of whole nordic shrimp and a bottle of dry white at this point
I went on vacation for a month and gained some weight when I came back a couple of days ago
Normally an ihop meal would kill me, but I’m still packing the travel weight that I wanna get rid of
>friends
I’m on the chan come on anon
>friends
>I’m on the chan come on anon
Maybe you should be focusing on bigger problems than having an ihop meal
I don’t like people
Then why the frick are you following your family around and letting them pick orders for you?
Oh, that's right. It's not that you don't like people, you're just a coward that's scared of them.
Everything is your own fault, you're only making it worse and nothing we say here can fix you being a fricking moron because stupidity is biological.
End of (you)
But they’re cool though since I can be openly racist with them
I don't either but I'm still good at interacting with them. Get over yourself underage anon.
I got drunk on 75% a bottle of fireball and nearly slit my wrists earlier but at least I'm not like you
This.
If OP actually had the determination to cut, he would eat his IHOP food and then eat nothing for the rest of the day to achieve caloric deficit. But we all know that he's gonna stuff his face every chance he gets, whether at IHOP or at home.
The only things OP is really cutting are circulation and lifespan.
OP has the determination to cut, that's why he's asking. You have to understand you're talking to teenagers a lot of the time. Navigating restaurant menus is a skill. How is eating 2000kcal of fat and carbs and then fasting better than eating 800kcal of protein and fat and moving on with your day?
ihop deez nutz
Eat a fat meal and skip breakfast simple as
Egg white omlete. Ask for veggies like peppers and onions in it. Side of ham and some fresh fruit. It's like 500kcal and mostly protein. Have a protein shake for breakfast tomorrow morning instead of the usual
that'll be $12.95 plus tip
that's like 4 dollars cheaper than everything else on the menu
get that and then spend another $4 on eggs and put them in a blender and drink it
what better way to prove you're rich enough to afford a $17 omelette than to buy and slonk a couple dozen eggs right after
sit down restaurants are all a scam, they're literally all stocked by the same 2 suppliers and even stuff you'd expect them to make at least partially from boulion like SOUPS is shipped readymade frozen in bags, microwaved and sold to you for $16 plus tip.
>no grandma, I'm not coming, you don't understand, sit down restaurants are all a scam, they're literally all stocked by the same 2 suppliers and even stuff you'd expect them to make at least partially from boulion like SOUPS is shipped readymade frozen in bags, microwaved and sold to you for $16 plus tip.
principles are important, but spending time with the important people in your life, even if it's dumb, even if they're normies doing normie things, is a higher principle than always getting the most nutrition out of every dollar.
You do as well as the people you surround yourself with. What color is your grandma's Bugatti? Exactly.
Okay? Are you having a calorie problem or a money problem? You only asked about the calorie issue. Eating lean and high protein with enough volume at restaurants is notably expensive. I work as a meat chef and even some of the plates I make people are paying a 7x or more markup for. The only stuff that can do the minimum 3x markup are beef and bison dishes because otherwise people wouldn't order it because it'd be too expensive. Eat your omlete and enjoy time with your family. If it's going to hurt your wallet that badly borrow a 10 from your mom or something a few days from now to cover yourself and pay them back when your paycheck comes in.
do zoomers not allow cheat meals anymore or what
bowl of fruit
Get the southwest chicken omelet it has a shitload of chicken breast and cheese. Shit is cash.
>southwest chicken omelet
Correction: Chicken fajita omelette, no sour cream
Cal: 840
Protein: 73g
Not bad at all
>>on a cut more or less
want ihop
>>don’t want to say no so I don’t look like an butthole
>what should I order?
Pancakes with extra fruit and whipped cream.
I'm in uni so I only get to visit my family like once a month. Damnit I'm going to spend the weekend eating and drinking with them. I miss you Mom and Dad, wish I were home with you right now
Just order like an omelet, replace the hashbrowns with fruit and go for the toast over pancakes or waffles.
Or just eat the one day and hit the gym extra hard and get back on track the next day.