>on a diet. >doing a great job. >hear knock on my door. >answer it.

>on a diet
>doing a great job
>hear knock on my door
>answer it.
>see a door dash driver delivered a dozen krispy kreme doughnuts to my door.

WTF do I do? I didn't order these. This will totally fuck up my diet.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a weird fucking larp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao have you seen that video of that lard bitch who "ordered a vegan sandwich" but they "accidentally" gave her a bacon turkey croissant sandwich? She then goes ohh no this is NOT what I wanted!! Then proceeds to scarf down every last bite, making sure to get the bacon crumbs as well

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Amberlynn Reid. She even pretends they gave her two bags of chips instead of the carrots she """actually""" ordered.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Apple fritter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said "no we're outta apple fritters!"

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually eat that with a bottle of Lucozade every morning.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toss them in the trash or invite some friends over to share them, you do have friends right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sending my regards, piggy. 😉

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat them all and then feel like shit because you have no psychological resilience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ended up eating 3, then throwing out all the rest

      so annoying.

      this will spike my blood sugar and possibly lead to other cravings later.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a Krispy Kreme desert. My only option is Tim Hortons. I have problems sympathizing with you. I would view 12 fresh donuts at the door as a win.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the Northeast it's pretty much only Dunkin Donuts.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're being tested. Will you pass or fail?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely suHispanicious. It's like some sort of Mossad trick used to poison people. Most people would trust a deliveryman, and a lot of people would accept the food thinking it was delivered to them by mistake. Mossad has used fake door-to-door salesmen for their tricks before, so it's possible they use doordash and glovo deliverymen etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck that is genius

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to glaze the jelly donuts' raspberries

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left to right and top to bottom:
    2>4>6>10>12>8>5>1>11>7>9>3

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care for krispy kreme's double sugar coated donuts
    it's way too excessive
    there's a local place where I grew up that's just a shitty mexican breakfast counter that has great donuts that are very light and airy; the best one is toasted coconut

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give them to someone else, retard.

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