>one chance at life. >parents named me Lattimore

>one chance at life
>parents named me Lattimore

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have two choices now OP
    1. Do nothing
    2. Live up to your name and only hit back every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pulled my lat so I don’t work back out anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he has no lattanimore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another choice is to just simply change your name...

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah lattimore more like check out my lats more

    *flex*

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a cool name what are you bitching about, way better than being named something like eric or steve

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have the choice of owning it, shortening it (to Tim, or something), or changing your name completely. At least they didn't name you Adolf, although that would have been pretty heckin based.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mine named me formerly chucks. It's over for me...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance at life
    >parents named me Denby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That means you have to be an eccentric in addition to working out.
      American McGee worked at id and went on to owning his name by putting it on video games, American McGee's Alice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mcgee is dumb but american is such a rad name tbh. imagine being so proud of being american you just cal your son american so anywhere he goes people will know he is chattel for garden gnomes

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance at life
    >parents name me Mordechai

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance at life
    >gets aborted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you were never alive in the first place retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bait

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you natty, latti?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lattimore
    >not wearing platemail and talking Olde English
    >ngmi

  11. 2 weeks ago
    ArgieBro

    >one chance at life
    >parents named me "Martin Alain"

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance at life
    >parents named me Israel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garden gnome

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Israel should be restored but that mane seems more of a Mexican thing

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance in life
    >born a white male in the richest country on earth
    >Literally life on ultra easy mode
    >Still fail miserably

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being white is a good thing
      Bro the devs nerfed that race in about v1990 or so. They were talking about it for a long time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white faction lost meta in the 60s when the player base liberalized and sacrificed their traditional morals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being white is a good thing
        Bro the devs nerfed that race in about v1990 or so. They were talking about it for a long time

        If you roll white on your race stat it's not completely over though even after the nerf
        If you refocus your skills into the practical areas you can get enough in game currency to get a house in a township.
        You should know appliance repair, plumbing, carpentry, coding, etc.
        Make sure to know the practicality, this is sort of a blended tradesman class instead of a deep specialization. The goal should be to flip houses on the outer parts of the city.
        The high int boost for white players will help them achieve this. Many get suckered into the college meme and soft locked by debt slavery within the bonds of the slave master.
        Make sure to practice your farming skills too so you can grow your own food.
        For a wife I recommend an Indian, Hispanic, or MENA wife, your children will get the brown chameleon perk and their int stat will still be decently high, it's good to plan out these kinds of things for noobs so they have a smoother time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being white in America is hard mode, ever heard of affirmative action?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Affirmative action exists because white people are superior.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance at life
    >parents named me Fagote

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one chance at life
    >parents named me Augustus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking based name.
      The name is not your issue, Anon.
      Or rather, Augustus.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can have your legal name changed to literally anything pg.
    T. Avocado toast

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > parents name super Hispanic sounding name
    > just present myself using another name altogether, sounds european
    > Im spanish so it fits

    Anons are you namemaxxing already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >russian name
      >look kinda russian
      >everyone thinks I'm russian
      >am not russian
      >change my personality to gopnik hooligan

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a name that is fine locally (I live in the Balkans), but to outsiders (especially Westerners) it seems like a name for a black pregnant woman living in the ghetto. Weirdly I have not yet had an issue finding work because of this...

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 normal name
    >most people spell it wrong

    Now I got many personalities. One is russian, one is oldgerman, one is dutch, one is oldenglish, one is greek, one is french... we are a lot here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some variation of Ioannis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have a nice day bro, then the world would be Lattiless

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't you just get a name change?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One chance at life
    >Parents named me Nostradomus Cornelius Kalishnakov III

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