I hope you get into a serious car accident that requires you to have a blood transfusion to survive, only for there to be not enough donated blood available, causing you to wither away and die like the little homosexual that you are.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Reminds me of one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this board.
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11 months ago
Anonymous
>Donate blood >Get into an accident and need blood >The hospital wants to sell it back to you for half a million >They can tell you can't afford it by the car you were driving >Start harvesting your organs instead.
I'll donate blood and organs when the hospital donates the procedure. Until then, I expect 70% of the projected revenue.
There is no power move stronger than literally consuming the weights that you lift.
>put some whey powder in >shake them up while you lift >??? >profit
Remember when The Mountain was shilling dumbbell-shaped bottled water? >But what if I can't lift it?
"If you can't lift it, you can't drink it. You die."
Sparkling water specifically seems like a poor choice for this.
You can even get stronger just by carrying it home >what if I bought other stuff? >...Don't buy other stuff
tbh he should be in more shows/movies. We need more giant handsome muscular men in action comedies.
yeah, and how many kg is that? water has a density that makes it about 1l= 1 kg, to have 15 kg dumbells you will need 15 litres, 7.5 l on each side.
a standard bottle of wine is 75cl or 750ml, so imagine like 10 wine bottles on each side and doing something like dumbell rows withem, if you need bigger weights you will need even more obviously, unless you fill it up with something like mercury. come to think of it mercury is like 5x as dense as water, if you fill that shit up with mercury it will only be the size of 2 wine bottles on each side, last i checked 250g of 99.999%pure mercury would cost you close to 90 dollars, so you will need about 720 dollarsto fill one side of the dumbell, 1440 if you want both.
then there is the problem if you are exercisin, either at home or outside like the guy in the picture, and you dont manage a set or whatever and the dumbell falls and breaks, well then well done breh everybodies poisoned from the tiny mercury droplets and the evaporated puddle that has become an invisible, odorless toxic vapor. usually that would be harmless in a school or lab setting, where miniscule amounts are concerned but here you see we are talking about 4 litres.
in short this is fricking stupid unless you are a dyel, in which case it is a good starting point.
No its not, aluminium is one element of the periodic table devised by the great russian scientists Mendeleev and mercury is another, it is not a compound as you state.
You must be Am*rican, so here is the periodic table with the highlighted elements, proving my point.
Additionaly you can ask google/chatgpt and it will also provide you with the same anwser.
homie they turned lead, LEAD PB into gold i swear ppl here only lift they should pick up a book sometime and train in the library, books they are good for teh brains
They sell bottles larger than 1L you moron. When plates were out of stock I put 2x 6L bottles on each side but you can buy up to a 20L water bottle. The problem is they don't usually come with straps
waste of money >buy 2L and 5L water bottles >drink the water >go to the beach >fill them with small stones >cable tie them together >put on bar
at least that's what I did. got a 40Kg and a 90Kg bar. use a scafold tube instead of buying a bar
>finish the set
>drink the dumbbells
There is no power move stronger than literally consuming the weights that you lift.
>put some whey powder in
>shake them up while you lift
>???
>profit
>microplastics bonding your whey as you lift
ngmi
>not donating blood every 3 months
yikes
>Willingly contributing to the vampire plague
That’s the vampire hunter’s problem, not mine
guess I won't be unemployed any time soon
>donating blood
>yikes
found the redditor
I hope you get into a serious car accident that requires you to have a blood transfusion to survive, only for there to be not enough donated blood available, causing you to wither away and die like the little homosexual that you are.
Reminds me of one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on this board.
>Donate blood
>Get into an accident and need blood
>The hospital wants to sell it back to you for half a million
>They can tell you can't afford it by the car you were driving
>Start harvesting your organs instead.
I'll donate blood and organs when the hospital donates the procedure. Until then, I expect 70% of the projected revenue.
>muh microplastics
Is this the latest schizo trend?
Remember when The Mountain was shilling dumbbell-shaped bottled water?
>But what if I can't lift it?
"If you can't lift it, you can't drink it. You die."
Sparkling water specifically seems like a poor choice for this.
>done with set
>time for a drink
>spills everywhere
>have to suck off gym janitor again
Do you think the carbonation leads to a better brojob
You can even get stronger just by carrying it home
>what if I bought other stuff?
>...Don't buy other stuff
tbh he should be in more shows/movies. We need more giant handsome muscular men in action comedies.
i was considering them. But i decided not to be a pussy and got a gym membership.
no way they get a decent weight unless you fill them with molten lead or something
difference in density between water and steel is like 8x so you'd need frickhuge fillable dumbbells to get any decent weight
They are good for poor women. Poor because they are cheaper than steel, women because the ones that exist are of small weight.
I considered them but ended up buying a 5-100 lb set of Hex Dumbbells because I'm not a poor homosexual DYEL.
inspired by this guy?
jesus frickin christ
But do you subtract the weight of the empty dumbbells?
why would you
you can't lift just the water without the dumbell
yeah, and how many kg is that? water has a density that makes it about 1l= 1 kg, to have 15 kg dumbells you will need 15 litres, 7.5 l on each side.
a standard bottle of wine is 75cl or 750ml, so imagine like 10 wine bottles on each side and doing something like dumbell rows withem, if you need bigger weights you will need even more obviously, unless you fill it up with something like mercury. come to think of it mercury is like 5x as dense as water, if you fill that shit up with mercury it will only be the size of 2 wine bottles on each side, last i checked 250g of 99.999%pure mercury would cost you close to 90 dollars, so you will need about 720 dollarsto fill one side of the dumbell, 1440 if you want both.
then there is the problem if you are exercisin, either at home or outside like the guy in the picture, and you dont manage a set or whatever and the dumbell falls and breaks, well then well done breh everybodies poisoned from the tiny mercury droplets and the evaporated puddle that has become an invisible, odorless toxic vapor. usually that would be harmless in a school or lab setting, where miniscule amounts are concerned but here you see we are talking about 4 litres.
in short this is fricking stupid unless you are a dyel, in which case it is a good starting point.
Mercury is literally just melted aluminum mixed with water, digus.
No its not, aluminium is one element of the periodic table devised by the great russian scientists Mendeleev and mercury is another, it is not a compound as you state.
You must be Am*rican, so here is the periodic table with the highlighted elements, proving my point.
Additionaly you can ask google/chatgpt and it will also provide you with the same anwser.
Surely you jest.
Nah, he's really that moronic
i am vety smart actually
if mercury is an element how come alchemists were able to turn it into gold?
They don't want you to know
homie they turned lead, LEAD PB into gold i swear ppl here only lift they should pick up a book sometime and train in the library, books they are good for teh brains
Yeah and magma is just melted rock mixed with water, even heavier than mercury and even better for weightlifting
american moment
Hi newfriend
They sell bottles larger than 1L you moron. When plates were out of stock I put 2x 6L bottles on each side but you can buy up to a 20L water bottle. The problem is they don't usually come with straps
These are sweet. I'd fill them with my piss because piss weighs more than water
>easily assembled anywhere
>you just need 20 litres of water bro
My opinion is you can fill them and use them like dumb bells
You need to fill them with mercury before they're useful, so shit?
Believe it or not I actually invented this*
*Until I googled it and found a million brands already selling them
Looks like a poorgay cope to me.
waste of money
>buy 2L and 5L water bottles
>drink the water
>go to the beach
>fill them with small stones
>cable tie them together
>put on bar
at least that's what I did. got a 40Kg and a 90Kg bar. use a scafold tube instead of buying a bar