Oreo cookie icecream cake is temporary. Fit blonde girls are forever

Oreo cookie icecream cake is temporary.
Fit blonde girls are forever

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still wont fuck ya.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT THE FUCK UP YES THEY WILL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES I WILL
        WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT GET
        YOU DONT DECIDE WHAT IM CAPABLE OF, ONLY I DO
        I NEVER GIVE UP AND I NEVER GO BACK ON MY WORD, THATS MY NINDO, MY NINJA WAY

        You WILL have a hot blonde girlfriend
        You WILL have hot passionate sex with her
        You WILL produce many beautiful blonde children
        And you WILL be happy

        • 2 months ago
          Fuck the Globohomo

          sorry bro you won't get any of this
          but
          you WILL eat ze Bugs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sorry bro you won't get any of this
            >but
            >you WILL eat ze Bugs
            Actually I WILL have a hot blonde woman and I WILL produce many Sonnenmenschen with her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, anon. Mr.Schwab doesn't like that.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coping about blonds is temporary. Realizing that you strive for them because of their racial objective superiority and choosing to let them be alone with their own race and returning to your ghetto so that god's beautiful process eugenic ascension can continue is forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I count fake blondes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        MOMMY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mmm sweetheart

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, carry on brother.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should honestly be illegal. Being born with rare traits is a wonderful gift and it sucks when commoners try to mimic them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's definitely not the same as a real blonde. But its its own thing. Certainly better than guys with bleached hair

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Should honestly be illegal. Being born with rare traits is a wonderful gift and it sucks when commoners try to mimic them.

            How many women are true blondes? Even Taylor swift is naturally dirty blonde at best. It’s got to be 1/100 women with blonde hair have it a natural shade

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dunno still hot tho

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How many women are true blondes?
              where I live at least 50%

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      KARA BOĞA

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i rejected cookies n cream ice cream and settled for 1 scoop of choccy whey and quarter cup of yogurtt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugh

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will never get a fit blonde gf though retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES I WILL
      WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT GET
      YOU DONT DECIDE WHAT IM CAPABLE OF, ONLY I DO
      I NEVER GIVE UP AND I NEVER GO BACK ON MY WORD, THATS MY NINDO, MY NINJA WAY

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats crazy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You like oreo cookie icecream cake that much?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *breathing heavily* I love oreo ice cream so much.....I'm gonna eat some *waddles over to the fridge*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think people really do this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a reality for some I'm sure.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get it, how do people like that have good paying jobs that let them have their own house and fridge and I still have nothing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ehh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the reality of that is that most of those lardasses probably inherited what they owned early as a result of their lardass parents dying early. Then you take the fact that a lot of lardasses are able to claim disability, and boom lardass gets to be as piggish as they'd like. Another thing is enablers, family members, spouses who didn't know what they were getting into. At the very least we can say that we worked for some of the shit we have.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never thought of it like that

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can do it, but don't have fornicating as your objective. Just a hot blonde wife 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok. Hot blonde wife

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fit blonde girls are forever
    Not if you look at the US obesity statistics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wha-

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live for thicc and curly redheads.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oreo cookie icecream cake is temporary.
    >Fat blonde girls are forever

    You can have them both anon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oreos don’t even taste good. Literally taste like chemicals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You taste like chemicals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we can acknowledge that junk food is bad without lying. they do taste good that is their sole purpose. to have the most addicting taste possible. no other redeeming qualities

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This bro never had peanut butter Oreos

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of the wall?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both kill your gains
    Stop consooming goyslop
    Stop lifiting for femoids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You kill my gains

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How? Wtf did I do to you

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black guy
    >been with black women
    >been with latinas
    >been with white women
    >every white woman I’ve ever been with has been blonde
    >I don’t even have a thing for blonde women
    >people think I have a thing for blondes
    >try my hardest to get with a brunette or a black haired paley, to no avail

    Are blondes really more open to fun?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white guy
      >fucked black women
      >fucked latinas
      >fucked asians
      >only fucked 1 white woman (brunette, petite, skinny lots of tattoos and piercings)
      need to cross a blond of my list

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are blondes really more open to fun?
      nope, just beastiality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        >never fucked a blonde
        >never fucked any woman this year
        Pathetic

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Vr0ya

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Why are you angry?

      black kings win again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That hand
      I'd honestly be surprised if you've ever touched a woman you weren't related to.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s wrong with his thumb?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you fall in mud?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you angry?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    COST OF LIVING CRISIS: HOW WILL NIKOCADO AFFORD HIS SLOP???

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 cal Oreo protein Bars are easy to make and also forever.

    2 serving recipe:
    10g black cocoa powder
    30g Vanilla Casein protein powder
    20g 0 cal sweetner of your choice
    90g fat free plain greek yogurt

    Mix dry ingredients and then scoop in the yogurt. Mix the ingredients into clumps and then try to press the clumps against a wall in a bowl. Shape into two 75 gram bars on a plate and cover with wrap and fridge em. Or if you want them more firm put em in the freezer for 10 minutes.
    If you don't want to get your hands dirty you can mix it all in a food processor too.

    Macros per bar:
    100 cal
    18g protein
    1g fat
    5g carb

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I smell cinnamon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Must be august

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically motivational as fuck, wgmi bro

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come white girl blond hair is universaly attractive to look at

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the rest are ugly

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oreo cookie
    k'
    >icecream
    eh?
    >cake
    What?
    Is that a thing in america?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > fit blonde girls are forever
    They have an even shorter shelf life

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do homemade froyo. Skyr and frozen fruit in a blender and that's it. You can plop it in the freezer for a bit too if you'd like.

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