Overheard on the bus:
>girl 1: i want a guy who has like... muscles, but like... not gym muscles
>girl 2: yeah
What now gymsisters...? how do we respond?
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Overheard on the bus:. >girl 1: i want a guy who has like... muscles, but like... not gym muscles. >girl 2: yeah
>>girl
By getting a natty physique and making them wet with the size of your triceps, just from spending 30 seconds in an elevator with you
They say this but in reality they reaaaaally hold those good bye hugs for longer than they should. Guess you like muscles after all you filthy bawd
I don't care what some dumb broke prostitute who takes the bus thinks
>amerishart
>be 3rd worlder
>too poor to afford personal vehicle or driveable roads
>have to take the bus/toob everywhere
>every day
lmao have a nice day bus rider
>Be amerimutt
>Step outside for 2 minutes out of your 5 wheeled 8 foot tall armored ultra-max limited edition SUV, that you took out a 50 year mortgage to afford
>Get stabbed
Whatever you say, burger boy
>carless poorgay 3rd worlder cope
why don’t you take an uber or a bus over here and kiss my ass little homosexual
You have to understand women have no idea what goes into muscle building, they think if you go to the gym you turn into Sam Sulek.
This. And in reality they only avoid the sam sulek guy because they want to watch ~~*netflix*~~ together, not go to the gym together
>if you go to the gym hour and a half a day you can't watch netflix
what kind of moronic take is this?
Because when you grow up and have too work a job, cook and clean all by yourself you rarely have more than "an hour and a half" to spend on random bullshit.
When you get older and stop relying on mommy, you'll understand too.
Unless you decide to become a lardass neet slob of course, then anything is possible.
The frick are you talking about boomer moron. All I said is that even if you are Sam Sulek type of gym rat you can fit in netflix 1 to 2 times a week.
Or did you really imply that you can look like Sam Sulek natty if you just go to the gym a lot and don't watch netflix? lmao
I work out in the morning, cook at home, and pay my own rent. I still have time to enjoy a movie after work. Yall just have shit time management skills.
he posted on IST
I'm just gonna keep doing what I want and your moronic little doomer posts can't stop me
Pro tip: Women like builtfat guys. Blue collar types. Google "dad bod"
You have to be Mr. Olympia to have a dadbod
what do?
Thats not a dad bod moron
Dadbod is misdirection. When dudes hear dadbod, we picture Shane Gillis. Girls say dadbod and they mean 5 years of consistent lifting, currently on a bulk @17% bf
Thats literally what i said. Builtfat
>but like... not gym muscles
AKA 3 years consistently lifting at the gym, minimum.
bingo
Women are moronic.
women think touching a dumbell turns you into ronnie coleman, if you're natty "too much" or "gym body" will never be an issue
with that said you definitely shouldn't go on about how much and how hard you work out, downplay it hard
You basically need to get legitimately strong and be able to have abs at a high bodyfat %. Women don't want peeled and skinny.
>Women don't want peeled and skinny.
Fat women do. Every fat woman I see is with the skinniest Auschwitz mode dude
>Touching dumbells did NOT turn anon into Ronnie
its over for you, ngmi
t. joined gym 3 seconds ago, lifting 4 plates
They mean roid freaks. I think roiders look cool in movies but in real life they do look moronic
“Hahaha excuse me miss. Muscles are muscles regardless how they’re made. I believe what you’re referring to is water retention from steroid abuse. (flex biceps) notice I have what you probably are referring to s not gym muscles? Yeah, well I made them in a gym. Would you like to get off the bus at the next stop with me to discuss this further?”
eww
They want the body of someone who has gone to the gym for 3+ years regularly but claims he just goes jogging once or twice a week when asked about.
this. also abs. girls are so fricking dumb. lifting for them isn't good mentally.
They mean Brad Pitt in Flight Club but it's okay no one here actually has either
They want a guy who is built but doesnt look like he spends his entire life in the gym.
>he spends his entire life in the gym
Is this possible? How does one achieve this level of ancient greek enlightenment?
Women unironically think that ripped men popped out of the womb that way.
While it's true some genetics is superior to others, even top tier genetics still has to do something to keep their lean body. And things change as you get older.
This trend is bizarre And I have no idea how so many women got this idea.
Perhaps men keep telling them they don't do anything to get that body lol?
>Perhaps men keep telling them they don't do anything to get that body lol?
Never thought about it like that, maybe it really backfired.
It didn't it, it works as intended. It's like telling them your 5 incher is actually 7 inches and they believe it because women ig idk
I'm sure they lie to us too.
>I'm sure they lie to us too.
I really doubt that
I don't.
>their body count
>their virginity status
>how many guys they still saw in the first few months of dating you
>how many exes they still check on, have their number, follow, etc.
>This trend is bizarre And I have no idea how so many women got this idea.
you see women, alot like the chinese, Hollywood insiders, burecrats, school teachers and russians in some respects, really most non africa 3rd worlders and redditors. It's all face and perspective, if they're mad about something or dislike it, they'll pretend to get mad or mock something they're allowed to within their social acceptance group, group cohesion and fitting in is everything, psychology studies call this trait agreeableness. those of us with some degree of independence, self respect and principals we hold our selves to dont fear an angry mob or social pressures are more willing to call eachother c**ts. it's why guys can call eachother homosexuals and still be friends, it's a degree of self assurance, willingness to speak ones minds and stick to beliefs. Psychologists call this trait disagreeableness, it's the reason women shouldn't universally vote.
Doesn't matter women don't know the difference between "muscle" and "gym muscles" its the difference between steroids and being natty. Don't take roids and you're fine
Just be natty. "Gym muscles" in their mind is like a Sam Sulek body. Just don't do drugs and these ladies won't know the difference between you and a "Blue collar" muscular build.
They mean low bf%
>girls don't like roided up trannies but instead prefer lean muscular physiques
Woah, what a shocker!!!!
>girls don't like roided up trannies
>posts a thot
Wow, convincing!
>lol look at that loser roided freak with hot girl who is also in shape
yeah poor guy lmao
That just means they don't want a roided-out freak. Nattychads stay winning
>lifting for women and not for yourself
looks like you played yourself
It means they want someone obviously big and strong but not some mentally ill twinkbuilder who looks like chewed up gum
It literally means that anyone who is natty does not have to worry about what they said because you won't ever come even close to what they refer as gym body. That's it.
In all honesty let me translate.
They are trying to say they want a guy who both looks like they do sports and actually does sports. For some reason women believe having muscles means you did some sort of sport or possibly, if dumb enough, you work a hard job.
Another thing to note is if you only workout, just lie and say you used to play basketball back in elementary school or some stupid shit. They will literally believe thats where you got your muscles from
they are stating they don't want an hedonistic feminine man, just shrug it off and be casual about it and the b***hes won't notice and lust over you