Cage locked grain/corn fed stressed chickens
>1.19 per dozen
>pale yellow/white yolks
>watery
Chad nature fed insect eating free roaming low stress chickens
>5$ a dozen vital farms
>thick dense yolk
>vibrant deep orange
>creamy and rich
I had to get some cheap eggs and these little shits suck. Am i even getting the nutrients. Whats the point of shitty cheap food if you get half the nutrients
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It's entirely based on the source of the eggs, not what bullshit they label the cartons with.
>source of eggs
>stressed chickens eating grains in a cage
>happy chickens roaming free eating insects, foraging and getting sunlight
I miss my expensive eggs
You are a gullible little motherfricker who has never stepped foot onto a farm before.
That's nice, I really hope nothing happens to the eggs during the processing stage or inoculation stage. Hey, did you know that 90% of meat processors and butchers use nitrogen to make meat more red and prolong it in display cases? I bet you didn't know that, little bub. I bet you also didn't know who actually take cares of the eggs, it's usually a Jose or Rubio looking fellow that just came straight off a local greyhound and needed a job.
You have never worked on a farm, you're a victim of photonics and IST contrarianism, Black person.
I can tell the difference between good quality beef and pale chemically reddened beef.
Maybe you cant taste it but i can .
Also we are talking about eggs.
I bet I could shit in a pudding cup, slap a '100% ORGANIC' sticker on the side, and you'd ask for seconds.
You are a fool.
Except your shit wouldn’t be certified organic because you eat chemically treated “farm” beef and i eat
>pasture raised, insect-eating chicken eggs with vibrant orange yolk that are creamy and delicious
Me and you, we are a different breed.
Yeah, you're weak by nature and I'm strong by nature.
>The carton says cage free
>Imagines chickens climbing out of a coop in the morning into a lush green field
Cage free just means they aren’t in a cage. Generally it just means an open floor plan with feeding troughs, they still spend their entire lives indoors.
I already know that. Notice I didn't say CAGE FREE. but said PASTURE RAISED? Like they are raised in an open pasture???
>Our pasture-raised eggs are laid by hens that are free to roam on healthy pasture land all year long.
>Our pasture-raised eggs come from pasture-raised hens who enjoy a minimum of 108 sq. ft. roaming room in fresh pastures, with the freedom to forage for local grasses, succulents, and wildflowers while enjoying fresh air and sunshine.
what's wrong with nitrogen? and what do you mean by photonics?
It's an artificial additive which negatively affects the food, basically goyslop filler in meat to turn it more ~~*profitable*~~
>what do you mean by photonics
Read the first part of this post and tell me how you felt while reading it.
always go for free roaming cattle
arson factory beef owned by the israelites
if you pass over it on the supermarket, stumble on it and let it all break on the floor
You need to cook your steak longer, it's still red on the inside.
Bro cook your meat.
no
Ok bro.
>orange
thats a meme, they feed the chickens with certain foods that make the egg yolk that color
if it's that easy why don't the cage egg israelites do it?
I’m sure these chickens lay some healthy eggs full of nutrients and no cortisol for human consumption
Wait you mean if we
>feed chickens good food
Their yolks will be vibrant and orange
And if we
>feed chickens grains and trash
They will have pale watery yolks???
>good food
This effect can be achieved with corn
cope. Our chickens in the backyard produces way more orange egg yolks than any cheap store bought eggs
Ducks are superior. More calories, more protein, better micros and macros. No verification required
Where to find duck eggs?
>This effect can be achieved with corn
Just like Corn oil is the same as olive oil and corn fed beef is the same as grass fed beef?
There was a point where the cheapy shit eggs were more expensive than the organic ones. I was getting my pasture raised poofy schmufu fancy eggs at trader joes for $6/dozen whereas at my local grocer it was $8 for a dozen of cheapies
>complaining about eggs
yall a bunch of grade school soft pussies
I agree with this in theory, but I can't find quality eggs where I live. And even the Vital Farms eggs are pale yellow and gross over the 7-month long winters here. Quality eggs are amazing, tho.
memes
a meme is supposed to be funny
Ascendant Polyface farms rotational pasture
Nice
Based chickens. I bet the eggs they produce are
>F U K I N D A N K