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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the bacon and beans and blood pudding?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thuts royt mayt, just bont fughet yor puding loicense at the stoh

      mmmm chicken menstruations

      straight from the cloaca

      yummy

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm chicken menstruations

    straight from the cloaca

    yummy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love eggs now
      even more

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Closest I'd get to eating pussy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buy some oil glands and deep fry them in butter and canola oil mix. Tastiest thing you would have eaten.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      israelite

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That chikussy got me acting unwise

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >birds are mammals
      Vegans are moronic

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy ass v*gan frail fingered b***h

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes eating eggs is like eating placenta, wich is highly nutritious

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon and eggs with a double shot of espresso, simple as.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the egg scramble with bacon, cheddar cheese, some (red) hot sauce, throw a dallop of butter in that mug with diced onion (onion powder if u hate their texture) and a copious amount of you guessed...parsley. and don't forget them CRISPY browns. Get that on a heavily toasted English muffin hot off the griddle YES FRICKING SIR

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You put diced onions in your coffee?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diced onion (onion powder if u hate their texture
      what kind of Black person hates the texture of diced onion. It's crunchy and completely inoffensive.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat breakfast. I think it's for children and women, frankly.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's black coffee only because I'm fatty then breakfast foods for lunch

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just have protein shake and two bananas

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fried egg on burger
    >fried egg on ramen
    >fried egg on pizza
    >whatever the hell this is
    Why the frick are cooklets so obsessed with this trend? Do they see it as an easy way to make low effort dishes look like they took actual effort? There's not a single dish that's improved by adding a fried egg, and the absolute worst is fried eggs on burgers. It turns the whole thing into a sticky, disgusting pile of slop the second you break the yolk. I fricking hate what Instagram and Pinterest have done to food.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mimicry of the "random fried egg" thing Japs do for every single fricking dish.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had fried egg on a burger once and quite enjoyed it, though it was named after the egg so I assume the egg played a central role in the creation of the dish. I like adding over-easy eggs to a lot of stuff at home, they go down very easy, the yolk can be used like a sauce and the macros are fantastic.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      pouring the egg yolk over the burger and letting it harden around it sounds more tasty

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself slave. A nice egg on a pizza is delicious.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its a heathy balanced diet of carbohydrates, fats, and protein all from vegan sources!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just say from plants instead of vegan, makes more sense and you don't come off as an insufferable c**t.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are salty oats legit? I always used to eat them sweet with protein / fruits.

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