Perks of otter mode:
You look great in anything, slim fit etc
>hurrr you vanish in a medium t shirt!
Yeah and you can’t even fit in a medium shirt power lard, just let us otters mog you in our fitted polos and slim fit jeans.
 CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
 Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Just looks like a raging homosexual
Who hurt u
I made this post after some fatass at my work gala said I look liked a twig bc I wore a sweater and he was like 180lbs at 5’6 the fat c**t. Just upset ngl
>work gala
Frick corporate culture
Tell him to lay off the cheetos
I like the green color of that shirt, what would you call it?
Evergreen or dark Evergreen
thanks, I always have trouble navigating the colour nomenclature for clothes
Emerald green.
it is also sometimes called 'royal green' or 'racing green'
british racing green
>bragging about fitting into a medium shirt unironically
KEK. even large shirts are pretty snug on me. i'm 5'8.5
I’m 6ft1
220lbs
XL a good fit without being too tight. Makes me look bigger than I am infact
Girls at work call me a big strong handsome lumberjack
Girls want a big mass of a man who can build a house, cut down trees, protect them, pick them up over their head
That’s me
I can do all that
They don’t want some weak little trendy b***h in trendy b***h clothes
They want a big strong guy who doesn’t give a frick, and will give them a good fricking
that is the athletic build, not ottermode
agree though
>6'1
>220 lbs of pure shartmerican lard
hahahah
good fricking you say? agahahhhaha
you cant see your dick when looking down ahahhaa
>athletic build, not ottermode
It’s the same thing.. low body fat with a bit of muscle
poorgay detected
I make just under 306k after tax but try again, skinny
nice larp, hope your kids get raped
The large shirts in the kids section?
Dude looks like a gay. What the frick is with you gays and not wearing socks and wearing non-full length pants?
Is it some kind of gay signaling to show other men your ankles?
>You look great in anything, slim fit etc
I'll stick with looking like I lift in clothes, weakling
Cute midget couple!
>fitted polos and slim fit jeans.
Go back to 2010s with your cookie cutter shit cretin or even better kys
>this homie thinks people can only wear fitted shirts in fricking 2010
Entire thread is filled with fatass Copers. Post abs or frick off in your xxxxl Walmart logo shirts
>otter mode
stop adopting gay terms
It’s a body building term , amerilard. You just see gays in everything
If I ever wear this, please let me be robbed and beaten by an opportunistic
what do you mean ? those are pretty normal clothes, there's nothing rich about it.
How much of a pleb are you bro
>wearing polos
legitimately terrible taste. at least wear a rugby shirt or a quarter zip or something if you want a collar outside of a button down. even a good quality tshirt clears polos by miles. henleys are also off-limits.
OP is a manlet with a tiny frame. I’m 6’4 with wide shoulders so if I try to be “ottermode” I just look like a skeleton
I look like this in clothes and I am a disgusting skinnyfat moron
the answer is to be as big as possible without using steroids or getting fat. Being too big while having a sixpack as a natty isn't a thing.
>Being too big while having a sixpack as a natty isn't a thing
Factually incorrect.
Aren't you proving his point?
he doesn't have a six pack and he's not "too big" he's literally like 4'10
Hes like 5 5 180 here. Pretty big for his height
yeah my bad I was joking
More seriously, he's not "too big while having a six pack."
He needs to cut a bit, and once he's cut he'll have a six pack and won't be as big.
He should probably drop down 20 lbs, 180 is insane for 5'5 (and he has love handles I think)
Dyel victim weight
ummmm why isn't he wearing socks ? that looks so fricking stupid
It's a European thing. But he's wearing the wrong type of shoes for that style.
obviously an athletic build is the preferred body type because unlike massive weightlifters, it represents moderation. there is absolutely no difference between someone who's skelly thin and someone who has giant muscles. or someone who's extremely obese for that matter. those are all just extremes. a roided freak is not healthy, likely not wealthy, and definitely not a well-rounded interesting person
>fitted polos and slim fit jeans.
Fellow yoomer here. Apparently this is out of style now and makes you look old.
>dress shoes and no socks
Not sure how this became a fad and luckily I only see it in magazines and such and only a few times with try harder/gays/euros irl. Absolutely disgusting feet would smell so bad and also holy blisters