Pet Gains

My wife is buying us a dog soon and really likes Havanese like pic rel.

Somehow we have a lot of shitbulls near our neighborhood even though the neighborhood itself is pretty nice so I want to make sure they our dog can fend for herself if we go for longer walks into the darker areas. I saw a post a while ago about a guy who incrementally attached little fishing weights to his cat so it was used to carrying more and more weight. I feel like a havanese has a lot of weights attaching potential as well as a solid natural pump cover to hide her true power. Any suggestions on supplements, rehab methods, or other workouts so I can build a fluffy little meat block?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's like saying 'best lifts to defend myself against a gorilla'. You can't

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do i train a vaccinated manlet to fight an MMA champ
    idk, inject the little fricker with tren

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the vet could get her on a good cycle?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cycle
        just blast the chihuahua until it kills the pitbulls and let it die of natural causes

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Edit: i realize she’s not going to be genetically disposed for combat. I don’t need her to be fully battle worthy, just durable enough to take a chomp-n-shake until I stomp out the assailing toddler-mauler.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think best thing you can do is train it to run away really fast

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For sure. Maybe a little weight added and then do hill reps with her. I feel like explosive speed is going to be more important than endurance. Gotta get her 40m time down.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if this whole thread is bait or not but a pitbull will literally one shot a havanese regardless of any "training" you do. If you really want to keep your dog safe you need to either move, never take it outside unless you are with it on a leash at all time, or just secretly poison all the pitties in your neighborhood

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I posted about getting rid of the pit bulls on /k/ and getting rid of their owners on /misc/. Trying to cover all angles here.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying dog
    You Black folk are moronic for supporting the breeding industry while you could get dogs for free at shelters. I got a beagle at a shelter but dumbasses buy them for $300.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Free
      Lol they ask like €200 euro for an old dog at the shelters here, and then tyere is yearly dog tax, and fricked up dogs from eastern europe who wil inevitably develop cancer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >€200 euro for an old dog at the shelters here, and then tyere is yearly dog tax
        Never heard of this. I am in europe and they give you the dog for free and even give you coupons for vaccinations. If they charged for adoptions nobody would ever adopt.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Europe isnt a country its a continent and each country has diffrent laws.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be surprised. Dogs are big business. Asking €600-900 for german shepherd pups on an online marketplace... I just checked the shelter. For dogs that are 6 months or younger it's €310, for a 10 year old dog €175, everything inbetween is €260. And almost every dog has some traumatised story about it requires extra attention and whatnot. I would probably nit even get them if they were free, but humans are fricking moronic, especially here.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats very strange. There must be a high demand for dogs where you live, because shelters in my country are always full and they would suck your dick if you took an animal off their hands. I got a free leash, bowl and sterilization with my dog.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think theres just less supply of dogs to shelters per capita in countries that arent full of white trash and Black folk like the USA
              and third world countries dont bother to rescue dogs in the first place

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You guys have it easy. Rescuing a puppy is 600-1000 aussie dollars here and you cant find properly bred dogs for less than 3000 unless its the most common breeds

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh if you think my Havanese is gonna be $300…
      Current goal is to get under $4K. Champion blood.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does breed matter if its not a pitbull or sonlmething? Dogs are for friendship and not for showing off as a status symbol like youre some homosexual or stupid woman.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s more about ensuring they don’t have any genetic predispositions for illnesses. The showdog breeders test to make sure they won’t have heart problems or anything.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats good but I would still take care of my dog even if he had health problems. I would strangle a human tard without flinching but animals are innocent and deserve to make most of their lives.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. Lives with parents, had poorly trained runt dogs his entire life, never had his actual own dog

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beagles are the best. Absolute hunters so don't get between them and food but, total loving bums. My old man follows me around everywhere.
      Shelter boys know you're the best person ever & will treat you like it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just kill all pits in ur neighborhood ma man.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to buy a gun. Protect your property, protect your best bud. If a shitbull is coming at your dog, you need to kill it for your dog.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be a moron. Keep your future doggo out of trouble from those Black person dogs.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a real dog and impregnate your wife.

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