>stop using soap of any kind while showering
>only shower using ice cold water
>armpits reek
>have a very strong dick/cum aroma due to me edging every night for 1-2 hours for test boost
>women literally go completely out of their way to workout next to me in the gym
>caught a couple of women taking very long and heavy sniffs around me going away and then coming back and doing the same thing again
>women constantly smiling at me now and try to initiate conversation
This shit is fucking real bros, we are all animals at the end of the day.
droopa
Will try this at my gym, hope they don't kick me out for stinking up the place
Why would you just go on the internet and spread lies
Wait til someone drops the screencap about using ballsack sweat as cologne
the what?
there have been multiple ballsack sweat posts but heres the one i have
geniuses
Fuck it. I'm going to try this.
we got another one, boys!
What could go wrong? I scratch my balls and sniff my hand all the time and it is not smelling bad. But I'm not going to mix it with cologne/perfume. First test person will be my fwb.
>What could go wrong?
Nothing healthier than putting your balls in a plastic bag and overheating them like fried eggs.
Guess what happens in the sauna? Not going to cook my balls for long.
Huh, never thought about that but saunas aren't really my thing anyways. Don't saunas do damage to your balls?
It is true that is bad for your balls to keep them in thight and warm boxers the whole day. But 10 Minutes in the Sauna or a plastic bag should not be an issue.
Saunas reduce sperm count and mobility but it's only temporary and not even enough to temporarily sterilize you
What's the matter? Too shy to get naked on the sauna?
Holy fake and gay batman
Yea, just wait
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1323zg9/anon_spreads_misinformation/
bugwomen are so fucking ugly
Are you gay?
Are you?
I don't think she is asian, maybe south american
Goddamn.
Imagine being the ugly conjoined twin.
The ugly one has a boyfriend and the other one is asexual. Also, they haven't had sex yet and don't want children.
That's painful and sad and I don't want to look at it.
You'll look at it and you'll like it.
>The ugly one has a boyfriend
Actually, it's the "good looking" one that has the boyfriend on reanalyzing the news article.
Good.
Fuck they're both hideous.
How do women shape-shift so easily
I think in the other picture she is limiting her smile to reduce the gums which also keeps her face less distorted. The second pic is a selfie which had a different focal length which distorts the face.
This proves that cameras are bullshit and if you want to know how other random people see you, look in a mirror.
mirror>camera
wait focal ense changes hair shape, smile and lighting. fuck
wait so which mm is most accurate to a mirror? i just wanna look like what i actually look like instead of this body dymorphia shit
It's not about the mm, it's about the distance from the camera/eye. The shorter the distance, the more distorted the image will be.
Retard
1/f = 1/x + 1/y
With phones f (focal length) is constant so you want your x (object distance) to be the greatest so the y (image distance) inceases too. Just hold your phone far
In the focal length comparison pic the distance is the same, only the f changes
Affecting the y
It's hilarious that you are too dumb to realize how retarded you are.
Is this counted as a threesome
No, it's cuckolding?
Dude looks like kyle rittenhouse
I bet those mouths stink like shit
fox and grapes
if you want to get women fighting over you, stick a finger up your ass, twist it a few times and smear it on your neck. women love the smell. but don't forget to wear your rubber boots or you will slip in all the pussyjuice.
the ONLY good advice and IST ignores it!? you all DESERVE to be miserable
damn y she lookin kinda bad tho
>morons just say the wrong word and other morons repeat them, then everyone starts copying them because ?morons?
I hate you fucking nonhumans so fucking much you couldn't understand if you had 40extra IQ points.
rage harder incel, maybe consider getting out of your parents' basement once in a while
Go make monkey noises somewhere else chimp.
yes the good old buttsticker
I forgot to brush my teeth today and an old lady told me I was handsome.
Anon. Been doing this 15 years. My wife of 12 years thinks my unwashed sweaty body smells great, even though I eat garlic and onions and rarely use soap. Some women will not match up to your pheromones and you will smell like a crusty chud pussy to them. But you may catch the girl of yours dreams. When you do find your Aryan princess you must breed her as I did.
The girl I'm seeing right now loves the smell of my armpits. She's generally an extremely horny person but getting a big whiff of my pits does turn her on.
That's after ~12 hours of little physical activity, though. I haven't tried working out and then making her smell or making her sniff my balls or anything like that. But there are definitely girls who love the smell of body odor.
i loved the smell of my ex gf's pits when she forgot deodorant. drove me wild.
shit we larp time bro
Kys gay
I mean I either don't shower or only use water (warm/hot though) and women go crazy for me too.
I'm glad this forum is anonymous though xd
them some sloppy tiddies
someone drop a name. i need to see what those hangers look like natural.
Is this actually true? I will add stinkmaxxing to my stack if you're not just pulling my leg
this is extremely anecdotal, but i've noticed the days I don't shower, people (both men and women) approach me more and are generally more receptive to me
If I'm going out for the night, I try not to shower the day off. been getting good results so far
Fatties like sweets, be it food or blood
the secretary at my work didn't shower for a few days, and she smelled bad when she came in
I was not and will never be attracted to it
It was revolting actually.
I noticed more closed office doors when she was walking by for a chat today...
OP is the male version of this.
She was probably not attractive. If you're attracted to a woman, then her stink smells delicious.
She has to rinse off at least. I used to take a few minutes shower with just water cause I was running late for work and run my hands everywhere like if it was soap. Smelled fine and had a neutral scent
Does she exercise? Does she eat well? Is she generally healthy? Is there no menstrual blood on her? Does she look generally clean? If no to at least one then yeah, her scent won't be any good and that's straight up a bad example
>smashing a hammer into their face wasn't enough
>now zoomers are skipping showers and forcefully leaking precum for 2 hours every day
I'm so fucking glad I'm not this touch starved
was at the gym and some man got on the hack machine next to me. every time he lifted his arms i was overwhelmed with his objectively disgusting body odor. hell.
i hate you and everyone like you.
the dudes that walk by and smell like neutral sweat and deodorant make me horny though.
There's a chud at my work, f2m, that purposely doesn't wear deodorant so everyone can smell her testosterone. It's fucking vile, and I gag every time I'm around her.
I want to tell her to take a fucking shower, but I know the second I do I'm gone, so I can't risk it. I've given subtle ques like spraying myself with body spray whenever she's around, but she's not picking up the hints.
Op this simply isn't true you stinky Indian. It's because most of you gays use feminine smelling products in life and doing this whole "pheromone maxing" bullshit is just you NOT smelling like some girls lil sister. The things you think smell masculine are most likely feminine.
I'd put you guys onto some real masculine smelling products but you guys told me to do GOMAD, so you can get fucked.
>put you on REAL man smells
Yeah ok tell us about how your 900$ colon in a bottle is manly while girls tell me how much they love fire and want to be at my bonfires.
OH HEEERE WE GO. Yeah the smell of smoke and spilt beer is SOOO masculine. Yeah i bet all the girls are just fighting to get to your bonfires.
>beer
Huwha?
Go back to the smell department in the mall gay.
Looks like you are going mad, we won
WOULD
tfw no English rose gf
Only Brits can use makeup and look uglier
>Broke
>not washing and smelling like shit because "pheromones"
>woke
>buy fragrances that smell like her dad
When I go IST for a week and come back all filthy, there's always a few women who want my stank. If I kill a deer and eat it, Ill stink like deer meat and that really gets them going.
i have a question about nopoo
i 'poo once every 2 days now but when i go to the gym my head gets sweaty, am i supposed to no'poo and just use conditioner then? it doesn't seem to clean the scalp well
You're supposed to rinse your scalp with cold water. Ideally you have short hair, where you can just scrub off any dead cells and sweat.
If you have long hair, idk what to tell you. I only get crew cuts and nopooing leaves my hair strong and beautiful.
Beautiful luscious brown lowhangers
I will deep sniff my wife's armpits while fucking,and while she calls me a weirdo I can tell she loves it too.
She smells so fucking good it just makes me want to impregnate her constantly.
Fermented onions would be the best way to describe my sweaty armpits smell, is that pheromones??
if you stink stop using soap and deodorant unironically it's crazy how that works
Body scent is a thing. There was an experiment done where men woar one tshirt for like 3 days maybe a week straight. Then they collected the shirts and let women sniff them. They paired up the ones who's smell they liked.
Sauce pls
>edging every night for 1 2 hours for test boost
Does this work?
I believe you
My ex wife used to always shove her face into my armpits and smell them
She loved it
Weird girl
Just my two cents on "pheromone maxxing":
>I do believe that we human still judge with our nose, not only women (but it happens unconsciously)
>faking pheromones (buying and using pheromones) is probably a bad idea, it is not congruent, like a chud you know something is not right
>not showering/smelling is not "pheromone maxxing", it is not pheromones that smell on you, it is bacteria
>I can be drenched in sweat but I won't smell bad, just like my sweat ball sack won't smell bad but still producing pheromones
>all you need to do is not covering up your "natural smell" with deodorant/parfum/shampoo
>your pheromones most likely also communicate the "bad stuff" to women (health problems, bad diet) so be more worried about that
>guy I know with type 1 diabetes
>smells fucking dreadful
>it's like old sweat soaked into his clothes and he just keeps wearing them
>honestly cannot stand to be around him and his cloud of musk
>fairly popular with girls anyway
Do not get it.
Fuck, answered to wrong post
I tried this pheromone maxxing thing and I thought it was working and people liked me more. But after like 1 year a friend casually let it slip that I smell like SHIT ALL THE TIME and people just didn't say anything. Still recovering from that.
>This shit is fucking real bros, we are all animals at the end of the day.
From personal experience Yea I think it's real. My gf loves my scent, she'll just randomly say how good I smell even when I haven't showered or how nice my hair smells even if I haven't washed it. I don't really like her scent though.
Last year some of my class mates and I met up to study on a decently warm day. One was this girl who I think we were pretty good friends. It's common courtesy to greet/farewell with a "kiss" on the cheek here where I'm from. So after we were done and we each had to go to our respective classes when we're saying bye to each other I catch a whiff of her slightly sweaty scent due to weather and I still remember how good it was. It unironically made me slightly less attracted to my gf.
We talked a lot since we'd usually sit next to each other because we'd arrive a bit late to the class and we'd take the same bus back home. I'm unsure weather she fancied me or not, she was very sweet but also pretty odd but not autistic or whatever. She was borderline addicted to an MMORPG before we met (can't remember the name) also played a Korean anime auto battler on her phone, etc. Really sweet and gentle slightly introverted, also dressed as if she was older. Can't really put it into words. Her most interesting quirk was that she'd take like a day to answer texts. Her last seen was usually at 6/7pm of the day before. No social media.
I'm sure I would have persued her if I wasn't in a relationship with my still current gf, writing this blog post really makes me what if. Which is kinda fucked up. All this just to say that to this day I still remember that small 10 second interaction where I smelled her scent, and it was so good brehs
>I don't really like her scent though.
cause she still uses soap and perfume
In reality:
>oh jesus this asshole smells like literal shit
>feel aroused for some reason though, going to call chad for quick fuck
Lmfao
Top autistic posting. Come back after you actually have sex, or better, get in a long term relationship with a living woman. I don't know what you imagine in your head about these interactions but actual women are pretty sensitive to bad odours, that's why we like flowers, candles and perfumes. An actual woman will ask you to wash up WITH soap or would politely suffer from your bad BO and leave.
Manly smell can definitely be attractive and I'm not a huge fan of artificial scents. But you got to use soap and deodorant, and shower every day. I love my bf's natural scent but if he doesn't use deodorant, or skips a shower, he stinks just like me or any other human. This is not attractive unless you have a fetish.
You DON'T want to smell semen on someone that you just met, or gone on a first date with. It communicates masterbation addiction and bad hygiene. This post is insane lol. Men have strayed so far from normal communication and basic human functioning it's really sad.
>masturbation bad
>but if I got pumped n' dumped by 10s of chads in the past that's perfectly fine
Im basically constantly leaking precum when Im together with my gf and she doesnt complain about the smell
>This is not attractive unless you have a fetish.
You're the one with the fetish (for deodorant)
I actually love sniffing my husband post workout or when he's all damp and sweaty. Unironically feel like I'm flying about the clouds inhaling the shit out of his ball sweat.
It's like a masculine thing it gets me horny. But obviously shouldn't smell like that 24/7
>You DON'T want to smell semen on someone that you just met
reddit tier post
kys gay
You keep reposting this in hopes of a retard falling for it.
FOR FUCKS SAKE WHO IS THE GIRL IN THE PIC??? Reverse image search isn’t coming up with shit.
Same bro. I showed up on tinder dates with my smelly uncut dick in 2 day old boxers and old T-shirt and they seem to love it and really surrender themselves to my cock. My cock is 17 cm and really tapered and girthy at the base because my foreskin doesn’t retract fully when erect. I believe it’s the combination of the smell and the animalistic appearance of my D that make them fully submit to it. That’s why I also fully believe the dogpill is real
I find woman who smell good more attractive but I don't think it's pjermones usually it's just their shampoo
Anyways this shit sounds dumb, just wear a decent deodorant
I just masturbated and wiped some sperm onto my neck and wrists. I'm going to a party in 12 hours. Let's see how many girls will show me attention
Keep us posted anon
Incels and creeps have always smelled like cum. Rub a woman's pussy juice on your neck if you want other women to be attracted to you. If you can't get laid then burglarize a roastie's house, steal her dirty underwear and rub it all over yourself.
>imagine ruining relations with your bros over a bit of attention from dirty slags that's won't even progress into anything deeper
Humans lack the organ necessary to emit and perceive pheromones, retard.
The sweaty shirt study confirmed that we humans do judge with our nose.
So how do I pheromone max without being a fucking pig? I already do 15-20 min hot showers daily and use soap on my ass/cock/armpits everyday and do a full soap wash every otherday
Reequip ballsweaty underwear after post-workout shower and dab jizz behind your ears for max subconscious scent aura.
I show before the gym and keep the same underwear on already
You are mentally ill OP.
Stop watching porn.
>finished home gym session
>had no shower
>scratched my real sweaty balls
>no bad odor
So I'm not worried about smelling bad when I try this.
Okay, still no shower for me. Sniff test after scratching my balls again results in no bad odor. I think if you take care of yourself your sweat does not stink.
I used to cum into my pants everyday before school started in 8th grade because of "pheromones".
No one flirted with me. This is a larp.