physiques you don't want

I don't hate the guy, but seriously, I wouldn't want to have his proportions. Let's overlook the height for a little bit. He has two muscle groups that are cartoonishly huge.

>1. Quadriceps
Seriously, this guy gives Chun Li a run for her money. Why would I ever want thick-fricking-girl thighs like him?

>2. Lats
Big lats seem like a nice thing to have, but Jeff's are enormous compared to everything else, particularly his traps and delts. As a result, he doesn't have as much of a V-taper, but rather a trapezoid flare out. He needs an upper and mid back, not just lats.

Having such huge quads and lats relative to the rest of him, it makes him look even shorter. Like these are the two muscle groups you want to look long, but his quads and lats jut out, making him look like a box. Seems like a nice guy though.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot to mention that he's pounding that sweet asian gash every night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You also forgot to mention he’s 5’4 and dating an Asian isn’t something to brag about, especially if you’re white

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You also forgot to mention he’s 5’4 and dating an Asian isn’t something to brag about, especially if you’re white
        Dating any woman at 5'4" is a herculean task that's harder than winning a Nobel Prize. I am not joking when I say that his getting a girlfriend is more impressive than anything NASA has accomplished in the last 20 years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          people like shitting on him but i cant help but admire him, if i was born 5'4 id be a depressed incel, this guy said frick that and made a career for himself honestly good for him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah this. 5'7 is hard enough but 5'4 is legit the height of most women or shorter. Guys is doing better than the vast majority of lanklets who were dealt better hands.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it genuinely triggers me that people will call 5'7 short now, ive literally heard girls im friends with saying they liked a guy but he was 5'8 so they wouldn't date them, fricking 5'8, when did that become short? inb4 manlet angry - im not short, but i have friends who are and i get annoyed on their behalf, dont even get me started on women saying shit like dur men have weight preferences so we can have height preferences...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                5'10 is average height dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m 6’2 and 33. Growing up no one gave a shit about height. Now that they do, I’m too old.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's just you being a dumb loser tho. Not being discouraged from life by your height is normal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's actually quite easy to get an Asian girl as a white guy.

          You could be a literal hobo in Asia and asian chicks still want your dick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's actually quite easy to get an Asian girl as a white guy.
            not when you're that height. he's unironically achieved more than anyone on this board who's 5'10+ has combined. I am not exaggerating or trying to be funny here dude. He's suffered 10000x more than you.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              asian women dont care about height as much as white women.

              For asian women: Status > money > face > height. And as a white guy, Jeff already status mogs other asian men. And he is also rich as frick/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >You could be a literal hobo in Asia and asian chicks still want your dick.
            That's not true. I live in South East Asia and see a few white hobos in my area, and have never seen them with girls ever. Turns out girls don't want dirty loser hobos with no money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's actually quite easy to get an Asian girl as a white guy.
          not when you're that height. he's unironically achieved more than anyone on this board who's 5'10+ has combined. I am not exaggerating or trying to be funny here dude. He's suffered 10000x more than you.

          manlets have such gigantic martyr complexes jesus fricking christ

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My jacked friend is short and he doesnt care about his height
            If youre jacked chill funny short guy people seem to enjoy your company

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >more impressive than anything NASA has accomplished in the last 20 years
          So... not impressive?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He made it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            WTF is the twitching???

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >more impressive than anything NASA has accomplished in the last 20 years
          that's really not a high bar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let's not pretend like she isn't cute but I wouldn't trade my height to bang that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she isn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He’s been “dating” this woman for how long? She’s using him for beta bux while getting alpha fux elsewhere. Nippard is a classic cuck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's crazy how whiney and negative everyone here is 24/7.
        >Nooo my gf isn't white I'm gonna die
        >noooo also women's standards and behavior are crazy and neurotic
        >ignore me acting like a stereotypical catty c**t
        Being negative and tearing everyone down all the time is just insane to me.
        The dude is disciplined, successful, and has a cute gf. Thats more than most dudes can say. Being a little crab and getting mad that he's short while doing it is mental illness. It's an absolute losers mentality to immediately try to seek out ways to undermine successes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is the funny part.
          They don't realize they are acting like neurotic c**ts.
          >no I must look like this and have x and y superficial qualities why won't girls talk to me??? do I look good in this heavily doctored bathroom selfie???
          They aren't looking to get into a relationship with another b***h, they want a man lmao chill out all this stress from being a spiteful little c**t is literally killing you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Race mixing is pathetic. You're essentially saying your existence and the existence of the people you've evolved with for generations isn't good enough for you and you're giving up on yourself and them and just letting foreign genes replace yours in exchange for the temporary self satisfaction of getting to cum in warm hole.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreeding_depression

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, I've been mentally fricked up like you at one point. Maybe you'll break outta this phase eventually. You're unhappy deep down inside for many reasons, and I guarantee it's not because Jeff isn't dating a white woman. Let's hope you cure your neurotic behavior someday. I did and that's saying something.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much of an internet brained subhuman moron does someone have to be to look at Jeff nippards massive hard man-legs and think about women. Is OP underaged? Is he a zoomer homosexual moron?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how whiney and negative everyone here is 24/7.
      >Nooo my gf isn't white I'm gonna die
      >noooo also women's standards and behavior are crazy and neurotic
      >ignore me acting like a stereotypical catty c**t
      Being negative and tearing everyone down all the time is just insane to me.
      The dude is disciplined, successful, and has a cute gf. Thats more than most dudes can say. Being a little crab and getting mad that he's short while doing it is mental illness. It's an absolute losers mentality to immediately try to seek out ways to undermine successes.

      Hi Jeff!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hi haha

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to tongue his chinese girlfriends butthole

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why would I ever want thick girl thighs like him

    Oh brother, the homosexual projections are real
    Next you're gonna say guys shouldnt have slim waists cause you cant workout with a boner

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't want this physique

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These people are pathetic

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am happy my physique is mostly functional besides my shit eyes that require glasses.
    I can do normal person things like walking, bicycling, lifting weights, etc.
    I am a simple man and that's enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >functional
      ok dyel with nerd glasses

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only online will you find morons who think bigger muscles are undesirable

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >manlet
    >cuck
    >pozz
    >vaxxie
    >obnoxious voice
    >A FRICKING LEAF
    I'd honestly rope if i were jeff

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I gotta say is haters going to hate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was before he decided to only do horizontal pulls and leg press.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      manlets shouldn't roid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's him before bodybuilding btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't hate the guy, but seriously, I wouldn't want to have his proportions. Let's overlook the height for a little bit. He has two muscle groups that are cartoonishly huge.
        >
        >>1. Quadriceps
        >Seriously, this guy gives Chun Li a run for her money. Why would I ever want thick-fricking-girl thighs like him?
        >
        >>2. Lats
        >Big lats seem like a nice thing to have, but Jeff's are enormous compared to everything else, particularly his traps and delts. As a result, he doesn't have as much of a V-taper, but rather a trapezoid flare out. He needs an upper and mid back, not just lats.
        >
        >Having such huge quads and lats relative to the rest of him, it makes him look even shorter. Like these are the two muscle groups you want to look long, but his quads and lats jut out, making him look like a box. Seems like a nice guy though.

        we get it, you're an ectomorph

        fake news

        https://i.imgur.com/XPKQ4kp.jpg

        He looks ridiculous. And his "Science-based lifting" will keep Zoomers small

        pic related

        people like shitting on him but i cant help but admire him, if i was born 5'4 id be a depressed incel, this guy said frick that and made a career for himself honestly good for him

        indeed

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His right wrist looks broken wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those bracelets are causing some lighting weirdness

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks ridiculous. And his "Science-based lifting" will keep Zoomers small

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek and based do a weight you can go to failure on 3xor4x 8-10 everytime bioscience is way better

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can anyone listen to this guy? over 4 million people listen to a nasally nerdy canadian voice because he's jacked, its insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should listen to you right?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not saying this is enough of a reason, but women are weirdly attracted to thick thighs for whatever reason

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is so tiny it's hilarious
    Reminds me of the 'im a little guy' skit from portlandia

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff “take the vax” “BLM” Nippard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is why i'll never trust that manlet little homosexual

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did the little guy actually make it? Or is that just a pic he paid for as part of his brand?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick do these manlets have that i don't?!?!
    i don't fricking get it!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick do these manlets have that i don't?!?!
      They're smarter than you, mainly, they aware that the shit said on social media and 4chins about "manlets" will never learn and "I dont date guys under 6'" is utter bullshit. I am 5'8 and never had problems getting women. Stop being a fricking moron who believes shit said on the internet defines reality. Be confident, be genuine, you WILL get a gf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Personality.
      Being funny and witty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So let me explain to you all how i see the situation. And if you didn't notice it you are low iq.
      First of all we have this post with the following content "What the frick do these manlets have that i don't?!?!
      i don't fricking get it!". Which for me is very obvious that the one that wrote that it's a manlet but trying to pretend he isn't. Like saying "why do people with "x" (...) of "y" look amazing and others don't" and that statement casually made by someone who has x. Fishing in hope of validation for lifefuel. I will go 90-10 on him being a manlet.
      Okay, next with have the unironically manlet who fall for it

      >What the frick do these manlets have that i don't?!?!
      They're smarter than you, mainly, they aware that the shit said on social media and 4chins about "manlets" will never learn and "I dont date guys under 6'" is utter bullshit. I am 5'8 and never had problems getting women. Stop being a fricking moron who believes shit said on the internet defines reality. Be confident, be genuine, you WILL get a gf.

      Speaking to us how great ''x''(manlets) are for ''y''[mainly (ha-ha)] reasons and that 4chin jokes on manlets are fake etc etc very unbiased ofc... to reveal later he is a 5'8, i mean...
      Then we have this one

      Personality.
      Being funny and witty.

      , who may be a manlet but rather shy instead maybe he doesn't want someone to reply "cope" so he keeps it short or just a normal dude who is saying it genuinely bc that's what he has seen manlets do. i will go 70-30 on him being a manlet.
      Truly entertaining and moronic.

      >What the frick do these manlets have that i don't?!?!
      They're smarter than you, mainly, they aware that the shit said on social media and 4chins about "manlets" will never learn and "I dont date guys under 6'" is utter bullshit. I am 5'8 and never had problems getting women. Stop being a fricking moron who believes shit said on the internet defines reality. Be confident, be genuine, you WILL get a gf.

      Personality.
      Being funny and witty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jeff nipples is actually quite attractive
    ik he is a manlet but a good face comes a long way, yet he seems to be the only attractive manlet that has issues with women, and idk why
    maybe he is actually way shorter than your tipical manlet, wasnt he 5'6?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat Stephanie's ass

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