If you can eat an entire dominoes pizza in one sitting, YOU ARE A DISASTER!! This is the difference between someone who is lean and fat. If you eat an entire pizza in one sitting there is something seriously wrong and you need to start fasting to shrink your stomach. I was thinking about day to day differences between fatties and lean people, what are some other things that you anons can come up with
Dominoes is a good bulk.
no it's not, the macros are bad and the dough is made of onionsbean oil and then they drench the pizza itself with "garlic oil" when it comes out of the oven(it's actually garlic flavored onions oil)
if you can't eat an entire pizza by yourself, your wrists are 99.5% likely to be under 6 inches in circumference. this was proven by the real pizza god.
A short man wrote this
t. can eat an entire large pie and still cut
Very funny Tyrone, now don't you have some welfare to collect or something
>Being tall and high test means your black
weird racist self own Kyle
Right back at you Tyrone hahaha good times
>/pol/tards will tell you this guy is gay because he chooses to be and not because his brain is obviously feminized as hell
You could have the gayest thoughts and choose not to act upon them. From there just change your environment and eliminate the stress that's causing said thoughts.
At the end of the day it's all hormones
didnt say anything about actions, that dudes not sucking a wiener in the video but everyone can tell hes gay
Neither did I say anything about wieners, but that's all you seem to be thinking about. Either way, my point still stands. Stop acting gay and fix whatever is causing you to feel gay. Could be goyslop, could be overtraining, could be environment etc.
>being gay isn't a choice, I was BORN this way
>but my trans friend over there? yeah "she" was born a man but has chosen to transition
>tee hee it's whatever suits us to allow us to be degenerates and con normal people into thinking it's fine
Doesn't matter, homosexuality is still a sin.
/misc/ would say he is gay because he was raped as a child
In Italy this is considered a war crime and will land you in jail for 3 consecutive life sentences
Post the side by side with this and the guy who just got out of prison at 5 guys
this one?
I think if you can't eat an entire Dominoes pizza in one sitting you don't count as an active male and therefore your opinion on nutrition doesn't matter.
>t. 170lb
Yeah that's the guy.
There's unironically nothing wrong with what he did.
>puts the knife in his mouth
It's worse etiquette to just eat it with your hands if you're going to do that
I can? but i also have brain and self-control.
if i do that i don’t eat anything else for the day
Post body.
The most I can do is a standard, classic Little Caesar's hot-and-ready (nothing extra, just water for a drink), and I'd feel like I'd be ready to explode. I'd have to be starving when I did it, and I couldn't eat anything else that day either.
I'd probably be sick before I could finish a Dominoes pizza.
THIS IS OP, I should've added that if you are bulking and you are serious about it or roidmaxxing, you probably could fit a dominoes in once in a while. But if you work a lazy job and doing jackshit it's literally a death sentence
When I eat pizza I usually eat the whole thing and I have never been over 12%bf in my life. Try not being short
In this case I am the Master of Disaster
Stop bragging about being a DYEL skeleton. As much as I hate fatties, people who can't fathom eating a large meal are so much more infuriating. I'm short as shit, have always had a 6 pack and would have no trouble eating an entire pizza.
I'm not a total disaster, but I'm doing some beer fasting lately. Pretty suspect, and not even really sure what I'm trying to accomplish exactly.
Couldn't do a whole fast food pizza. 2 slices is enough for me.
I can eat a whole pizza as long it's thin crust.
this mfer works for dominoes. i was craving that shit, then it went away. now its back. i will now eat the whole thing and the cinnamon sticks. i hope ur happy, op.
>an entire dominoes pizza
>doesn't specify size, toppings, cheese, anything
The mediums are like, 1600-2000 calories per pie so I'm not sure what the problem is. I agree on large and beyond though, that shit is oily
I can usually eat four slices/half a pizza, but the other day I only got three slices.
That's store brand frozen pizza and was still 800 calories.
ive never eaten a pizza
What size doe? I can eat 2 personal pizza or 1 medium in one sitting.
>t 188cm, 75kg
All my fat goes into my thighs, ass, chest and shoulders, this post only indicates your shit genes mchomie
you just named every major fat deposit that is the same for everybody, in fact you basically named every body part fricking moron kys PNAGJS
Everybody except you it seems :DDD
>All my fat goes into my thighs, ass, chest and shoulders
get your estrogen levels checked
Is it a high estrogen level thing? I dont eat goyslop and i dont take any hornones or drugs and eat homemade food so i dunno
Yeah, that's the exact fat distribution that I have as an actual biological has-uterus, has-ovaries, and has-mammary-glands woman. I got my hormones checked b/c trying to have more babies, and my estrogen is HIGH. Maybe you could start snus to increase your T and decrease the estrogen --but I do snus and my estrogen is still super high so idk what to tell you. Get your hormone labs drawn, bro.
Thicc
fat distribution is also largely genetic
Fat distribution is genetic but also why the frick would you want your fat to be stored in your abdomen? Literally the worst place to store fat, stick it literally anywhere else besides the neck/face. I don't care if it's "feminine," abdominal fat is the worst
>This is the difference between someone who is lean and fat
I'm pretty sure the difference is body fat % but whatever floats your skelly twink boat m8.
This is OP once again. Nobody has come up with other day to day things that a fattie does versus a lean person which was like 90% of why I made this post
Pizza in one sitting is completely doable, honestly any large amount of savory food is imo. Better metric is super sweet stuff. If you can stuff down candy, icing, cake, soda, whatever with little issue then you're fat as shit. I used to be able to go through at least half a cake with buttercream frosting and now I get sick after even a slice. Fruit is fine but if you're regularly packing away that stuff you're obese.
Quit being a homosexual. I do this once every few months and I'm fine.
I'm 9%bf and haven't eaten anything like that in months - maybe years - but I could easily eat two of those pizzas. Don't be such a pussy, OP. (t. 6'4".)
Maybe over the course of a whole day (114lb- 5'4 - femanon cardio bunny recovering with a digestive disorder)
i can down an entire costco pizza in one sitting and everytime i do i feel like shit
i could easily but it doesnt mean i will
This. OP's metric for differentiating fat and lean lifestyles is worded poorly. "Can but won't" vs "can and would often do" lies the difference.
I can eat a xl dominos in one sitting and want more
t. 162 lbs 6'0"
In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.
What food deals/ traditions do you have where you live?
>USA
>traditions
dont know how but now my body doesnt want that much food since i started dieting. Like i eat the portions i got used to and im full, before i could eat 3 entire pizzas, soda and fried rice on a saturday night but now i cant. My body rejects too much food
dominos isnt even cheatp anymore
a fricking 28cm pizza costs 12 bucks up from 7
>be 27yo me, 5'4" 210lbs
>shamefully able to down 3/4 of a large pizza in one sitting
>fast and cut down to 120 over the course of 2 years and maintain for the past 2 years.
>hover 123 to 128 now and cut down to 120 at will
>can kill the whole pie on my own now and do it on the semi reg
>see op
Pizza sounds good for my omad today.
I can but I dont because I get fat,I rather control myself and eat 3/4 of the pizza.
>and eat 3/4 of the pizza.
Still makes you fat
I have visible abs and can eat 5 medium pizzas on my own in a sitting.
Obviously this is something I try to avoid doing more than twice a week.
>I have visible abs and can eat 5 medium pizzas on my own in a sitting.
liar
I was overfed as a child and it basically killed my satiety receptors or something, if I'm not consciously totaling what I've eaten I'll just keep on until I get bored or my stomach is so full I can't sit properly. I do get fat eventually if I go overboard.
nice crop homosexual
If you aren't burning enough calories in a day to make up for a 2000 calorie meal then you aren't really even working out. I burned 800 calories before 8 am. I think you are a b***h boy who doesn't even lift.
^^
OTOH, bulkbros, don't despair--the stomach is stretchable! You CAN get there.
Little Caesar's classic. $6. 2200 calories and 90g protein. Domino's medium 2topping, $7, similar. Dunk the crusts in ranch dressing. Wash it down with milk. You WILL bloat and you WILL get strong.
There's no way a pizza has 90g of protein
That really depends on the toppings, doesn't it? Looking at Caesars info, all of their pizzas including cheese has more than 90 calories. That's for the entire "large" pizza.
The important thing isn't the protein content. It's protein to calorie ratio. You got to eat over 2000 calories to get that 90 grams. That's less than 5%. You'd be better off eating straight quinoa, you'd get the same ratio but more nutrition.
I used to get two mediums, eat 'em both (I think they were $7 or something) with a protein shake when I was squatting and deadlifting 3-4 days a week. I now live away from cheap corn syrup pizza and have never had more than a 34" waist (presently 34" waist 210).
D0YR0P
>be me
>Coca-Cola enjoyer
>be able to eat 80% of a large pizza
>quit Coca-Cola and soft drinks for 2 months
>Now I feel full with 3 slices only
When I was a kid, I’d watch Avatar The Last Airbender a lot, and if y’all know Avatar, you know about Toph, that blind Earthbender girl that joins the gang around the second episode I think. I ended up watching the series so many times to the point where I memorized and remembered what episodes have explicit shots of Toph’s feet in them. I can’t name any episodes right now off the top of my head but if I get a couple clips of the episode, I can tell you it has shots of Toph’s feet. I can describe one at the least: The gang’s in a desert trying to find this sick ass library to help along with their journey (can’t remember exactly what they went there for but they did figure some stuff about the Fire Nation and that their weakness is Solar Eclipses) so they go to this janky ass village that falsely advertises how they have a cool ice rock thing. They go into a bar and start asking around the place to find out where the library is and the gang finds a guy and while they’re talking it out with the guy, Toph is sitting on a chair with her feet up on a table and like her fricking dirty ass soles take up at least half of the damn frame.
Nah, you have to enjoy junk food now and again. I'll have one of these along with a bottle of wine at the weekend and be back in the gym on Monday.
Sounds like a sheer issue with skills.
Dude ive been cutting for 6 weeks and I’ve had 3 cheat days, pic related, 7 burgers with nuggets and a 38cm size pizza and I’ve still lost good weight.
That's a cheat day I'd say. For me a cheat day is eating something like OP, a whole pizza plus ice cream or another slop
Zamn homie you watch movies on your ~14 inch laptop from several feet away? Grim
Frick I feel called out.
Didn't eat the entire pizza but I could easily have if I didn't fill up on water.
I ate an entire one last night, plus buffalo chicken bites and an entire 2l of Fanta orange soda.
6'1 240, I don't eat during the day but move furniture for a living so i work up a fricking cow of an appetite when I get home. Going to get back down to 200 by the end of summer I've decided it.
Laughs in Italian.
>domino's
Make your own pizza. I buy months worth of bread flour when it's on sale. I make my own sauce from bulk herbs and store brand crushed tomatoes. There's one store in the Arab part of town that has quality pepperoni really cheap (I know this makes no sense.) I buy Wisconsin brick cheese from the restaurant supply store.
I can make pic related for about what you'd pay for a shitty large round from your local chain store. I'm also not getting the brominated flour or added sugar and oil.
Only downside is that it's by no means low calorie, and if I'm not careful I eat way to much, so I only make enough to feed those people who are physically present.
I could eat that entire thing, easy, but it would be a very bad idea.
Its hard having an oven hot enough on the bottom to make a good crispy pizza crust. you end up with some soft bread dough in a normal oven for me. Do you have a good trick for this? I don't like doughy pizza bottom
this is the kind of pizza thats good. crispy thin crust, uneven shape. fresh dough.
godammit seeing this every day makes me want to order an entire large pizza for myself
Pizza steel, cast iron pan. You can use the range top if the top is done and the bottom isn't brown enough. I bake at 450f because any higher and I might poison my bird.
(This actually happened, and we had a big scare. She was listless and unresponsive for hours. The real problem was air fry drippings cooking off and emitting gas. Now that the oven is cleaned I could probably cook at 550, but I'm not chancing it. I love my bird too much.)
I should add, don't try the range top trick with a thin pan, you'll burn the shit out of it.
https://www.amazon.com/Lodge-BW15BP-Seasoned-Baking-15-5x10-5/dp/B0971NDZPK/ref=asc_df_B0971NDZPK/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=532889709970&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5573232877853858280&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9016904&hvtargid=pla-1399692327526&psc=1
$40 for the pan and maybe 50-100$ seems like a lot, but when you consider that even a B-tier pan pizza from a restaurant is like $20, it pays for itself quick. The steel it's great for bread too.
Thanks for the tip. I fricking love pizza but a good pizza (not dominos) around here is 30$ for a large
Pizza steel / cast iron. Got it. Appreciate it Anon.
GFS has the Wisconsin brick for like $25 for a 5 pound brick, of you got one near you. Slice or shred your cheese. The pre shredded shit has cellulose to keep it from getting a skin and that makes it melt like shit.
Eating a large amount of carbs in one sitting makes me feel bloated and nauseous, not to mention spiking my blood sugar and making me sleepy. I'm a mildly fat moron as well, I don't know how people can stuff themselves so full of this goyslop.
I'm not fat but I can do that
I don't because it's moronic and disgusting and a waste of money
But I definitely could do it
Back in uni we would eat the most goyslop nightmare creations from dominoes. One was the "double decadence dominator meat feast" which basically involved drinking the pizza rather than eating it.
Nowadays I can probably do half a margarita if I've been to the gym earlier in the day. If not its two slices and some chicken dippers. After that I genuinely need to drink about four litres of water because of all the salt and therefore aren't hungry anymore.
My real kryptonite is Greek/Turkish grill style things. I could eat lamb kofte for days with salad, humous and pita. Thankfully it's too expensive to be a staple from the local restaurant and they don't do takeway.
>dominos
I see you have given up
"can" and "do" are 2 very different words
i can eat 10,000 calories in one sitting, it leaves me crippled, in agony that lasts for days, but i can do it
Any man could do that
when I was trying to die by becoming fat enough for a heart attack (by 130 kg I knew the situation was unsustainable. I didnt make it) pizzas were snacks for me. now around 90 or something if I dont take painkillers (weed) I almost dont even eat throughout the day. I take weed for the test boost.
Two points
1) I would have trouble finishing an entire pizza when I was literally obese. But I would eat constantly throughout the day.
2) I can easily put down a large pziza in one sitting now at 150lbs.
Fatties are fat becasue they eat constantly, not because they can eat a lot in one sitting
I guess the fat pushing against your stomach decreases overall volume
Fasting doesn't actually shrink stomach.
Have done multiple 14 day fasts this year.
Can still eat 2 medium dominos pan pizzas with double cheese in one sitting.
I ate an entire greek style pizza for dinner. You need to eat to gain muscles and fatties should minimize calories, but your stomach size take is absolutely moronic.
I'm not hating, but why does your 6pack seem completely misaligned
it's genetics, zipper abs is common as frick too
Amazing shoulders bro, but why are you barefoot in the locker room that's gross
Truth. If your body doesn’t instinctually revolt at overeating then you’re ngmi. Contrary to IST bragposting and propaganda, reality is it would take weeks of dieting to undo the damage of this one meal. You might actually be better off vomiting.
Some of us actually work hard enough, consistently enough to where eating an entire pizza like that once a month has absolutely no relative effect on your progress
Lies. Stop misleading people with your larp bragging. Lifting weights burns very few calories. You will 100% gain body fat from your pizza eating session.
Just dont eat anything else for the day and do some cardio
Let's say you eat 2700 calories in a typical day.
A medium cheese is 1700?
Just fast for 14 hours and you've undone the "damage."
ie, sleep 9 hours and skip a breakfast. Wow, so hard.
I can literally fast for 16 hours without even thinking.
moronic anorexic
An average large pizza is 2400 calories, lets assume youre on an 1800 calorie diet.
If you ate a large pizza one day of that week ON TOP of eating your 1800 calories that day (which isnt realistic but we'll say it is for the sake of argument), then youve added 342 average calories a day to your energy which means you ate essentially 2142 calories a day that week, which for most people is eating at maintenance. So depending on your size you wouldnt be setting yourself back at all, just not making progress.
I can eat 1 medium sized 1 topping pizza in a sitting. I had days of fasting where I didn't have time to cook.
Yeah my stomach had shrunk but it expanded from eating, moron.
How are you supposed to bulk if you can't scarf down 2k calories without whining like a b***h?
its easy
t binge eater
I’m 6’1 170lbs probably 10-12% bodyfat, 13lbs into a cut and I swear to god I could easily eat an entire extra large pretzel crust pizza with a side of breadsticks and a brownie pizza and then wash it down with a tub of birthday cake ice cream right now
I ate 2 big ol' honkin' burritos, easily 2 pounds each, for lunch today. I just finished eating a medium all meat pizza for dinner. Yes, I am based.
I can eat three slices from a domino’s pizza, four if I’m starving. But if I go to Your Pie or Mod Pizza I can down the entire pie in about 5 minutes and I don’t know why
Dominoes pan pizza is fricking delicious and there’s always coupons to get it for $10-$13
I can and have eaten the whole thing in one sitting because im 6’3” 235lbs not a twink like OP. That being said im gonna try to stop doing that going into summer
ITT: seething lardasses.
I've never understood why some people boast about being able to eat a whole pizza. It's something that tens of millions of fat >people do every single day.
It's not a particularly rare occurrence, nor is it something anybody should be proud of.
I've always looked at pizza boasters and thought "wow, how pathetic does your life have to be that you find solace and a sense of accomplishment in mindless consumption?"
Of course I can eat it you homosexual. The real test is having the ability to eat that garbage and choosing not to.
are american pizzas frick yuge, thick and overloaded with toppings or how is this sentiment so common on the internet? google says 12-14 inches in diameter which I roughly the same as her but surely there is some difference. I've been skinny guy all my life who never liked eating but I never left even a piece of crust when I had some pizza. now that I lift it is even easier.
I can eat 3
I dont eat pizza. It is impossible to burn off an entire pizza so it must be shunned
why eat a whole pizza in one sitting anyway.
Eat half and save the rest for the next day.
I eat two large pizzas at once when I'm high and I have 21bmi.
What size we talking? 9'? 12? 15? I can handle a nine, especially after some beers, but bigger than that and I usually need to wait quite awhile before I go back for more
imma dirty bulker
>OINK OINK OINK!
The thread
At the risk of sounding like movie blob-
It's not like the volume is greater than what the average stomach can hold.
t. a three pieces kind of guy