please bros

how do i grow 2 inches from 5’9 to 5’11

i’m 23

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    prayer bro

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    flatten all the Amazon package boxes out.
    Trace your foot on the package (several times).
    Cut out the foot prints.
    Glue them on top of each other.
    Put them in your shoe.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leg lengthening is your only option.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      flatten all the amazon package boxes out.
      Trace your foot on the package (several times).
      Cut out the foot prints.
      Glue them on top of each other.
      Put them in your shoe.

      prayer bro

      give me an actual fix that doesn’t require breaking my bones

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no other way, dude, dont delude yourself, you can try fixing your posture but you'd really had to be fricked up like notre dame's hunchback in order to gain inches instead of just a cm or so.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did. Women use make up, filters, body shaping clothes, padding. Why the frick cant you use lifts?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get taller parents

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dad is 6ft
          >mum is 5'10.5
          >sister is 5'11
          >I'm a 5'9 male
          I had the tallest mum in school.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jump on your long bones as you whisper “grow grow grow”.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        WWTL?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >give me an actual fix that doesn’t require breaking my bones
        there is one viable option, but it requires breaking your bones

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. 5 9 is fine anyway

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HGH?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only works if your growth plates are still open which I doubt ops are

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not even trying to get to 6? Are you really so deeply self-hating that you consider yourself unworthy of treading on that sacred ground?
    The only actual answer is leg-lengthening surgery, which will cost you about $100,000.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because i’m trying to aim for something more realistic

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So that's a yes to my question

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a guy on the ray peat forums claiming he's grown a few inches by stretching his legs at all times of day and taking bovine thyroid. i kinda believe him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      link to the post? What does he mean by stretching at all times?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt feel like looking it up but here, merry christmas. post #72 on this thread. Apparently ray peat himself also claimed to get an inch or two in height after taking pregnenelone
        https://raypeatforum.com/community/threads/how-have-we-not-solved-the-topic-of-growing-in-height-i-find-it-hard-to-believe-it-is-just-genetics.43692/page-4

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you wanna be shorter than you already are?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was 19 i grew 2 inches, remember that my growth plates where most likely open and i was a normal healthy guy.
    >was christmas break like now
    >2L milk per day
    >eating in a bulking fashion on top of that
    >10 hours sleep
    >10,000 IU vit D3
    >1g vit b3
    >vit k2
    These where all IST memes at the time, if i was doing it again i would probably also take melatonin and DHEA, or if i wasnt a pussy just take HCG and test.
    idk which part of this actually made me grow, likely the excess of food and sleep, which i was kindof deprived off because busy. I grew from 5'9 to 5'11. if i was you though i would just hop on HGH, eat and sleep lots, dont hold your breath though

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    5’9” is right around the perfect height. You can make jokes about being a short king and under 6’, but you’re also not terribly short to the point of being a manlet. You’re perfectly average, which is great.
    >inb4 stacies only want 6’7” chads anon
    There are plenty of reasonable women out there that are happy with a sub 6’ tall partner

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'9 is a good height for other 5'9/5'8 height girls. short girls have some weird mental thing about height, plus 5'9 is literally average (although i think it is skewed by non-whites)

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5' 8" 1/2, you don't need that shit.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'11" and there isn't much difference. I feel that most people who are a little shorter than me in pics are actually the same height as me irl.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two inches makes a world of difference ONLY in your experience. I am 6'3 and anytime I meet someone who is 6'5, I think "goddamn he's giant". However, anytime I see myself with them in a picture or mirror, I realize how much a difference 2 inches really makes, which is not a lot. Noticable, but not HUGE.
    I'd say even if you get to 5'10, life is going to be just as shitty. People are still going to be taller than you. If you can't grow least 5 inches, there's no point, it's not going to do much. So just give up and accept your height, I can assure you I can't tell the difference between 5'9 and 5'11, and neither can anyone else who is more than 3 inches shorter/taller than you (which includes most women) even though in your experience it seems like a huge difference, to others, 5'9 and 5'11 are the same height.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'9 and I somehow managed to get laid multiple times before finding my fiance.

    I'm also a chinlet with too much forward pelvic tilt, giving me a b***h curve. Still found b***hes to sub for me. Touch grass, take what ya got, and ride it fast and loose.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt you post the whole image?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 6'1" here, what would I be if I have one of these traits?

      >Outgoing
      Confident, but gets annoying sometimes?

      >Passive
      Chill with weak characteristics?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I love being tall. I don't have the personality to be a shortgay lmao.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        same here

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leg-lengthening surgery could get you all the way to 6'3", in theory

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear thick soled shoes like nike air ones or sketchers and these 2cm insoles. It's like an extra 5cm in total which is roughly 2 inches.

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