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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By giving birth. I’d say you got 2-3 months left.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a male

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >male

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men can get pregnant, you chud!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No shit. Males can't, though

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re due any day mama :^)
    But seriously do all the research you can on fasting

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    See a fricking doctor for your hernia you need surgeyy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    legit no fricking idea what I'm looking at. Is this an ass?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s my bloated stomach

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating so much and exercise more.
    Simple as.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m underweight. 5’11, 126 lbs. i just woke up with this on Saturday and it won’t go down and I’m bloated and stiff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        kwashiorkor

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes you have a hernia like I fricking said.
        Your organs have spilled out of your abdomen. You are bleeding internally
        Please go to the ER

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m underweight. 5’11, 126 lbs. i just woke up with this on Saturday and it won’t go down and I’m bloated and stiff

          Ok lm having my mum drive me there you guys are freaking me the frick out
          I’ll update if I don’t end up getting fluids drained or committed wtf bros

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            update us anon are you okay? 🙁

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              If the OP is actually telling the truth, then there's a good chance that he didn't make it. If your intestines die or burst due to a twist causing a lack of blood flow or a really bad hernia like his, then you can die within hours. And there's no solution either. Doctors can't save you at that point. Your intestines are lined with super dangerous and deadly bacteria like ecoli. If that gets into your blood stream, you could die in a single hour. It almost just happened to this cute fit chick that people posted on here yesterday.

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              That video caused me to go set up a doctor appointment tomorrow since I might have a really bad hernia that's been blowing up on me over the last few years.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >page 8
                >no response
                OP is fricking dead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        BAWK

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating carbs

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potbellies disgust me
    Who is the father?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you shove a shower hose up your ass or something

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are all moronic. This is pearanon from a different angle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In that case lets all pray he died

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip balloon tummy anon
    Gone too soon,

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy there is a lot to unpack here ho boy... Hoooo boy that's a big dumpy ho boy... That's a whole buncha fat hoooo boy got boy

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he died

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