>doing seated dumbbell presses
>amazonian 5’9 latina with a qt booty sitting on bench in front of me
>every time i look up, our eyes meet in the mirror
>shes actually looking at me, m-mirin?
>look down immediately cause autism
>begin my set
>dyel but 65lb dumbbell press for reps, my best lift
>see her looking at me again
>she starts talking while looking at me
>think she’s talking on the phone or something so i ignore her
>finish my sets and move on to cable pulldowns
>eventually taps me on the shoulder
>”hey good job”
>she runs away
have i made it, anons? i think she was cheering me on or something. how do i pick up my spaghetti and talk to her back? im scared
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>Letting her escape the gym
You're never gonna make it.
5'9" amazon? spare me
5’9 latina is like a 6’0 white girl, anon.
op here. alright brehs, maybe she wasn’t amazonian by IST standards but she was tall for a brown girl.
Just so you know, she wasn't watching you press thinking
>He guapo
She was watching you deadlift thinking
>He gato
You spelled "guaco" and "taco" wrong.
she wasn’t mirin just mira
jaja mucho funny amigo
>amazonian 5’9
Italians are indian
i guess i have two possible mires
>at the gym
>resting in between sets of bench
>girl comes and sets up rdl’s in front of me
>now i can’t look forward or i’ll be staring at her ass
>we make eye contact through the mirror a couple of times
>she basically mean mugs me every time
>takes off her ‘pump’ cover when im resting again
>resist the urge to stare and go to different exercise
>feel her staring at me from across the gym
>at the gym
>doing cable rows
>going relatively heavy and struggling
>as i’m on my second set feel someone touch my
>”nice keeping those shoulder blades together”
>qt walks away smiling and gives me a thumbs up and
>only ever briefly talked to her twice
I would report her for sexual harassment and get her banned.
As an autist that's terrible at small talk. what the frick do you even talk about?
"hey thanks, I've been trying to improve on that lift, thanks for noticing! what are you working on today?"
"glutes, legs, blahblahblah"
"oh gotcha, that's something I need to work on more, what's your routine like?"
It's not hard anon, people love talking about themselves. Just keep asking them questions about themselves and you're good.
i mean decent advice but just being yourself has honestly been the key to success for me. i don’t want to only ask questions and just shoot the shit instead
>walk past front desk towards locker room to change
>qt working there says "have a good workout"
>"y-you too"
>leaving gym after workout
>"have a good day"
>turn around and smile really widely and say "have a GREAT day!"
Was I being mired?
>turn around and smile really widely and say "have a GREAT day!"
>uh fellas, can you rate my mire?
Fricking fanuch
op here. pic rel.
You don’t.
Hey good job, anon.
5’9
A women randomly was making eye contact with you, then deliberately got your attention to compliment you?
That is an invitation to flirt/get to know her. Women like that are a blessing, because they understand that a lot of guys are too shy to approach in today's sexless landscape
Pussy autist op. Next time, put your hand on her head, and say
>Suck it
I've had girls staring at me during lifts, it's distracting and makes me nervous, I usually just completely ignore them since I'm a schizoid
if a girl starts working out near me I usually stop what I'm doing and workout somewhere else
Why call being a pussy autism?
cause i was diagnosed with assburgers when i was a child.
Son, that was just the doctor calling you fat.
🙁
no im taller than she was
but how
say anything to her, it's a layup at that point
so she wants to frick? how do i know she wasn’t just being nice? or possibly filming me for a tiktok prank? what if she only wants to be my friend or something?
im actually autistic and im worried she will realize this and become instantly dry and icked by my presence
maybe she was being nice, maybe you could have fricked or maybe become friends. how often is anyone nice to anyone, that alone shows she thought something of you
fair point. thanks anon
thanks for the tips anon. im going to the gym tonight at the same time and its leg day so i hope i can impress her with some ebin squats
squatting today as well, brother
WAGMI
If you started a conversation with her, she would probably drop more hints. If you don't know how women do this, look it up. Doesn't matter if you're autistic it's just a matching game once you know what to look for. Identifying these might give you more confidence, but at the end of the day, her looking at you and initiating a conversation is all you should need. Also, in the unlikely event that she just wants to be friends, how you act shouldn't change.
>Option 1: Likes you (most likely)
>make small talk after she initiates
>eventually ask for her number or Instagram
>say you think she's cool and/or want to get to know her better
>hit her up and set up a date
>Option 2: Wants to be friends (unlikely)
>do all the same shit as above
>she says no when you ask her on a date
>same place you are now
>Option 3: Pranking you (impossible)
>take ur meds
> or possibly filming me for a tiktok prank?
imma be honest with you rn Black person, stop letting negative thoughts like that into your mind they will absolutely fricking annihilate you long term
always be aware of this
reality is never as bad as your depressed brain thinks
>5’9
>Amazonian
Does amazonian = taller than you?
dude, you already had your dick ready to enter her vegana, you just had to follow her entry and it would be a cut to fricking like in movies
>eventually taps me on the shoulder
>”hey good job”
i mean...how much more obvious could this be anon jesus
>at uni libarry going into a reading room
>door opens just as im about to open it
>girl pops up and bumps into me
>says: oops! sorry teehee
>say nothing, desperately shift gaze towards the wall
>try to walk in now
>another girl, her friend is getting out now
>autistically shift my body to avoid collision
>they start laughing and talking to each other while walking away
>able to make out one word - "weirdo" as they cackle their way out of earshot
>finally walk in
>was looking forward to studying, but now im shaken and cant focus
>leave after 5 minutes to cry in the bathroom
It’s okay anon, they’re probably bawds anyways
>french.jpg
good grief, get out of france now maybe that's why you're being a neet
sick mire brah! Here's a cringe one of mine:
>summertime
>walking my dog
>feeling good wearing a tank top and shripped
>walk toward qt brown girl
>she's looking at me and smiling alot
>as I walk by I barely glance a look at her and mutter 'hi'
I think I saw her recently, not sure since I didn't get a good look at her initially but she looked dissapointed
French women are ugly lol except for a few. Imagine being shy over mid b***hes
My new haircut girl kept touching my shoulders and resting her scissor hand on my traps while brushing my hair.
Let’s just say I’m glad they put that apron over you in the chair..
women are absolutely moronic at showing interest. a fwb told me that her asking me how many sets i had left was making the first move. they expect you to be a mind reader. just flirt back and ask her out if it feels good.
>they expect you to be a mind reader.
Do they not know that the autism rate has skyrocketed in recent years? This is unsettling
Congrats on getting the 'mires OP I'm happy for you
>Be me last night
>Actually found my balls to ask qt3.14 jap chick if I could work in with her at the squat rack
>She gladly says yes
>"But the weight I'm using is too little hehehe"
>I go "don't worry, I gotta warm up"
>She starts making conversation about the holidays and whatnot
>At some point I lose it and sperg out
>Probably going to try again some of these nights, maybe tonight
At least now I have an excuse for saying hi to her when I see her
Thanks for reading my blog WAGMI