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Frick off shill I'm not paying to see a washed up eceleb fight a literal who
>paying for streams in 2022
just go to sp for a restream like every other anon here
Lmao it was only $35, hope you're not wasting time here if you're still poor.
that guy and his past self
He’s not even that far off from right. A few months (maybe less) of cutting and he’d be there
His chest is completely gone, bro
Where did it go?
he has b***h breasts
Ngl Sam looks good here for his size.
He's going into a heavyweight fight. I think he just got carried away on the bulk.
He probably had to bulk up for the weight class
Daily reminder to never go over 15% bodyfat as a man.
Damn that guy Sam is fighting looks shit. My girl has smaller love handles (that was a joke I don't have a girl)
But if you did she would be fat
Ok now someone post their legs
Hes been preparing for only 4 months so probably dirty bulked hard
>in tinder
>in real life
Sam has the height, why would anyone doubt him?
sam is massive
sam is shaped like an oversized toddler and for that reason he is scarier than any baywatch reject instagram model
me, when i mog sam hyde in a boxing match
i'll kill that homie, come at me sam i swear to allah i will break you
Cute 15 inch arms & peanut skull
*curbstomps you*
Cute 15 cm wiener
*sucks and fricks you*
Post body
You think boxing about arm size? You stupid fricking celeb dickriding homosexual
Yes I think the triceps are involved in extending the arm. Any other questions?
Your hands are small
Go fricking eat something Don
You look like you got diddled by an older guy you knew growing up and it has made you the homosexual that you are today.
Is this actually you? You look great, ignore the zoomer eceleb orbiters.
Decent taper for a spic
>Hispanics are now Muslims and not Catholics
this is what happens when your brain knows all about races and nothing about ethnicities
the spanish language has a lot of arabic influence and spain was muslim ruled for centuries.
all the followers are sub-continental.
you'd probably crush his skill while all the little zoomers cried over their idol
>zoomers
Sam is a Millennial Eceleb
Mashallah Habibi
good job man
>wristlets
ohnononononono
People who talk shit about this image don’t realize that this dude looks exactly like those morrocans that have been some of the best kickboxers on the planet
>Looks like
Looking like something is very different than being something
Think of israelites and whites
incel wrists
this is a homosexual gypsy
The gypsie prince
Frick off shill, i would rip sams throat out with my bare hands.
based image
0 is cringe
>$30 to watch
Ahhhh dooood 30 dallahs? Best I can do is free.
they are basically asking people to watch illegal streams
For real. If it was $5 I'd probably pay but seeing as I only want to watch Sam, I'll just get a link from IST tomorrow.
ah duuuuude i got these pills im gonna have to methstream it
Brandon Buckingham has the fight up.
when is the fight?
I still think it is funny Nick told their suicidal audience to try and kill high value targets and let security kill them instead. Not even joking it was the podcast back in like May.
that's hilarious
I've always thought about how if I went to prison I would be able to focus purely on reading and working out. prefect IST IST environment.
he's responsible for abe
I think Sam might get in legal trouble if his fans start harassing Hassan. Like Alex jones did
He's playing a character of The Candyman. All statements made by The Candyman are works of fiction.
You're allowed to say anything you want to promote boxing matches. Mike Tyson threatened to rape, murder, and cannibalize his opponents children
My little brother is only 13 and he's already as tall as me (6ft). This kid is gonna be like 6'6" by the time he's 18.
maybe i knew a guy that was 6' at that age though who never grew another inch (MAYBE 1 if generous). does he look like he's having an early puberty?
Maybe. His facial features are getting sharper. But he's not getting any body or facial hair as far as I can tell.
I was 5’11 at 13 and now I’m 6ft at 22. I thought I was gonna be 6’3 at least
kys manlet
I hit 6'0 at 14 and just stopped there. I was hoping to get taller but then in my late 20s I started getting shorter instead. SteppeBlack person genetics i suppose
you guys are moronic. everyone gradually grows until 16-20. i dont know a single guy who stopped growing at 14
>i didn't see it happen therefore it never could've happened to you guys
you're a real thinker lad
I was like 6 foot in 6th grade and only gained four inches past that. I ate for shit and never slept. My cousin is 6’7”. When I was in kindergarten i was like two foot taller than kids my age. I think I got fricked up hormones in utero or something. I was a monster kid. But Im skinny as a rail. Literally weigh 140. Someday Ill get gain and lift again just so I can mog people and talk out of my ass without anyone daring to speak up.
Oh you're like me. When I was 12 I was hitting my head on the doors in school, ended up 6'4 135 lbs. You've got a long road ahead of you but I am now 190 lbs and look decent.
I hope Sam fricks that dude up
milk truck on the right
good find
Where does Sam Hyde talk about being on TRT? He looks absolutely amazing at that weight and age.
it looks like a guy who is literally mentally ill fights on the same day
This is legitimately the only one of these gay e-celeb fights I want to see.
Those are the ugliest chicks I've ever seen.
>he doesn't know
Those are trannies
I know this is gay porn but why is this memed everywhere?
Because the bloke in the middle is one of the only guys willing to frick black trannies on film.
CADENCE
>BBC is endlessly memed on IST
>meanwhile IRL bald white basedboy is anally destroying blacks on camera
Why is this?
discord homosexuals that spam it don't leave their rooms
4% of Black folk are homosexuals. and that's just the ones that admit to it. the highest percentage among all racial groups in the united states.
Source?
I've been following Sam since like 15' or 16' and this is the leanest I've seen him
wow
He's been on a decade long dirty bulk
6' vs 5'11
WHAT TIME IS THE FIGHT?
There's literally nothing that overcomes a height mog.
It's horrendous.
That standing partially infront of him to block his arm is an extreme psychological mog.
Who got the full fight? Upload that shit
I saw a shitty 480p upload on youtube
Kick his ass, seabass!!
Who is mogging who exactly?
Did boogie cancel on the fight? WhT happened here? Dubs and boogie dies btw.
sir a sigma male meetup like that is too dangerous sir... what if they unite...
ahh yes the "fashion" males hahaha... bunch of fricking homosexuals looking gay as frick
Who's the guy on the right?
I know that the one on the left is from Fable The Lost Chapters.
What, which character
>Who's the guy on the right?
Fragrance Jeremy, known as the kraut Bateman
Can someone give me a QRD on this whole situation?
Sam Hyde is about to murder some Australian literally who live in front of a crowd tomorrow night.
Why?
Apparently some ritual sacrifice intended to smoke that dirty weasel Hasan out of his hole or something.
pathetic eceleb trying to revive his dying career by going for the zoomer crowd, all under the guise of irony.
What did he weigh in at?
I think about 260
thanks
nvm, found it on IST: 261 supposedly
I thought Sam was just a goofy looking fricker for the longest time. Dude is built.
Has the fight happened yet?
Starts 2pm ET today AFAIK
how the frick do I bet on any of this shit?
Nowhere I check is doing bets.
Warski loses
Sam wins
Ksi wins both
these three are so obvious I would bet everything I own on these results
>betting on fixed clout fights
lel
Sam "The Candyman, leader of the CandyKlan" Hyde claims to have performed 6 million hooks during an 8 hour training period, but if we do the math, it just doesn't add up. He would have had to perform 480 hooks a minute, every minute, for 8 hours straight - without stopping a single time for a bathroom break, a candy, or a pause to say "AW JEEZE DOOD". It just doesn't make sense.
and whats more, the number of hooks he's claimed in 8 hours has changed over the years - first it was 1.5 million, then it was 3 million, now it's 6 million and some reports have recently said he's claiming 9 million hooks! Somethings up with this 8 Hour training period.
Why is this guy even fighting Sam? What does he have to gain? He already has a frickton of followers.
>tictok normie
>social media manager suggests clout fight for views
>okay lel whatever
>doesnt bother to google who it is
>shows up to fight week
>oh this man is insane
Noone organising the event knows whi Sam is. His manager 100% told him its a “for fun” event and he will fight some washed up comedian nerd. Honestly kinda fricked up but he’ll be alright
This is what I love about this most of all. This guy 100% didn't know who Sam was before this, and then I'm sure he googled him and found all the shit about Sam being a mass shooter and the million layers of internet humor irony Sam is buried under, then this 6'6" fricking ogre shows up to the weigh ins screaming in an Irish accent and yelling about his body dysmorphia in epic post-ironic humor. This dude has to be wondering what the frick is gonna happen in the ring.
Sam outweighs him by 40lbs, has like six inches reach on him, and as far as this guy knows Sam is a fricking psychotic who's gone off his meds for the fight. He's gotta be thinking he's gonna get clobbered in some amateur fight league for pennies of clout.
>6'6" fricking ogre
lel. Sam Hyde is Shrek.
Solely so he can call out Hassan Piker if he wins. He's already he's done fighting after this unless it's Hassan. Kind of lame honestly. This is the only time he's been funny since World Peace.
Sam is TERRIFYING. Can't wait to watch him unleashed, hope he takes it seriously enough to go all out. Gotta be awful tempting to just make it a joke.
Yeah it's gonna be a huge let down if Sam doesn't ice this guy.
This violin dude actually seems like an alright guy. I hope Sam doesn’t frick him up too bad. Conversely, I hope Sam eventually obliterates Piker.
The candy man is a force of nature, there's no controlling him laddy
He'll snack that violin twinks arms like pepermint canes so he can never tickle his violin strings again
>mogged by a doll
Where is this from and why does the woman on the right look at the doll like it fricked her husband??
The woman on the right is disgusted that men would prefer to frick prime pussy rather than her 50 year old obese beef flaps
Where do you get one of those?
Look up the doll house, will customize as much as you are willing to spend.
If we can’t get Sam to fight Hasan, would it be possible to get him to fight Anthony Fantano or H3H3? I would pay to see those.
>Anthony Fantano
Know frick all about him
>H3H3
I'm pretty sure Keemstar has been trying to box Ethan for a while, but he always ducks out of it.
Someone post the pic of leanbeefpatty standing next to the taller chick pls
Sam's got that roid/hgh thing going where his face is far more bloated than it should be given his bodyfat. He's close to 25% here, holding a lot of visceral fat.
Sam is not on fricking hgh, moron
Do you have any idea how expensive that shit is?
God I'm sick of you morons blaming any sort of bloat on hgh, sam is way too poor to be able to afford that shit
>>sam is way too poor to be able to afford that shit
>too poor
>multimillionaire
>too poor
New to this, huh?
Have you seen how Sam lives?
He's no a millionaire, not unless he's a diogenes tier autist
He's about one step above homeless
Bro... sam is literally rich lmao
If you cant tell ur dummy
what does he even do to make millions? he is not that famous and doesn't have a huge youtube or twitch
MDE
I doubt he's that rich, but he did make shitloads with bitcoin (whether or not he proceeded to lose that, I don't know). No idea how much he is making from current content, but I think he's making decent amounts somehow.
He made a shit tonne on crypto, like when btc was $5
>what does he even do to make millions?
Have rich parents, mainly.
>Sam is not on fricking hgh, moron
>Do you have any idea how expensive that shit is?
Yeah, it's so expensive that pro bodybuilders making $30k/year doing gay for pay somehow afford it.
They are not doing it
Unless they're sacrificing everything else in their lives for it
It costs over a thousand dollars a month to do hgh, moron
Stop pretending you know what you're talking about
Sammy comes from a rich rhode island liberal arts background, money isn't an issue for him
>sam is way too poor
>14k reviews on his Gumroad
>that means he has atleast 14k subs there
>5$sub X 14k= 70k
>$70K a month
>even if he spends 40K on salaries, fees and other expenses, he is still "rich"
The guy gave me a free Gumroad subscription.
Since I started applying his (and nicks) financial advice into my life I've been making more money.
I'll always defend him on this, because I think he's been real af since day 1.
Their financial advice is "start off rich, abuse credit systems." Both of them were born super wealthy and complain about having to work for money whenever needed.
If he was on HGH he would be a lot leaner. He isn't on HGH.
>putting Sam in a legal self defense situation
>a man who has gunned down countless innocents in multiple public massacres
What fricking balls on the other guy.
when is the fight?
Seeing this guy and the woman in F1 thumbnails honestly makes me laugh. The sheer difference
It doesn't help that he's kind of an annoying shitheel, making goatifi jokes on air
all these moronic youtube boxing things are organized by a company and they put youtubers who never met eachother or know about eachother in the ring purely because their names grab viewers ears. The absolute state of exhibition boxing.
Boxing as a sport only has itself to blame for becoming a clown show. It's been fricking moronic for a log long time. Almost a staple of the sport at this point.
Seeing ultra-trained technical fighters dance around each other for 30 minutes sucks dick. Show me completely untrained, scrawny fricks beat each other ungracefully until one gives up after being punched for the first time in his life.
None of these guys can punch well enough to actually KO each other. It will be all decisions and TKO's due to exhaustion. Boring.
Imagine still caring about e celebs, grow the frick up
get fricked tara
left has the body of a fridge, shoulders of a barn door and a pancake flat ass despite being fat
right is much slimmer, infinitely more feminine, and only suffers from glute volume
Anyone have stream link?
It's just some shwoog talking for the last 30 minutes anyway
http://methstreams.com/boxingstreams/dazn-ksi-vs-swarmz/
Sam fight's third.
ty
wow that chat is so racist
>me in the middle
Bones mog, muscles are cope.
Jesus I can't believe this many people cared enough to buy a ticket. Should be a shot in the arm for Hyde's career
Nevermind they're there for KSO. Not much of a reaction to his walk out
Sam won
W
ok but I can't rewatch the fight frick
lmao only 3 rounds?
amateur fight rules, be happy they dont have headgear on
It was a TKO it could have been a million rounds wouldn't of mattered
Good fricking god I thought he was gonna die from that
You got that webm of hasan piker training?
He's not even punching, that looks like some passive agressive fist bumps.
Liberal neanderthals look like fighters but they have scared little sheep brains.
How tall is he anyway? Doesn't really look like a heavyweight. I can't imagine him standing a chance against Andy Warski or whatever the frick that one guy's name was even
He's 6'3
What if he is pretending to lure some weak opponent into a fight?
Why did it take so long for that moron to get his hands up? Was he trying to figure out if he should catch or block it? Did he not now know Sam trains to kill himself and his opponent?
By this point in the fight the other guy was extremely gassed. He kept throwing this wild overhand right that connected maybe one time out of the 250 times he threw it. Sam was tired but not gassed and you could tell he went out and tried to get a ten second KO and then when that didn't happen decided to pace himself. By the second round Hyde could have won the fight at any time and even the commentators commented on it. He just walked this guy down and beat him with effective straight jabs, but if he had more training he could have just flipped this guy's switch so fricking easily.
Regardless Piker will die a death if he gets in the ring with Hyde
They both look gassed at this point. If you've ever been in the ring surely you know how when you're gassed, lifting your arms to go in guard feels like OHPing a dump truck.
State enforced homosexuality!
his vision must've gone white for a moment after that
>be a shit covered rat
>be mistaken for a gerbil
>correct them
Sam Hyde just mogs everyone he comes by doesn't he
jokes aside I truly don't understand how these people were 10 pounds apart?
Sam saves a lot of weight by never training legs
Full fight with cool action cams and badass plane sound effects
woosh woosh
The cute JP girl with the Shin-chan fanny pack is the one mogging the flat-chested troony volleyball girl.
the commentators absolutely shitting on their cardio the whole time lmao
That Hasan callout had such force that I almost shat my pants watching it.
>Billy Bones mogging trannies
love it
Diogenes maxxing