I have a theory that these threads started as a psyop by dyels, trannies, ngmi LULZ morons and other assorted ruffians to instill fear into new lifters to dissuade them from lifting and making it
Its a cautionary to show lifters how badly things can go if you do dumb shit. >t. used to fully extend knees during leg press before I saw the satyr transformation webms.
>he actually gets dissuaded from lifting by looking at gore vids
Please, at least make an attempt to make us believe that you lift weights first, moron.
because they dont want to look like a pussy in front of Larry wheels
They forget he trains for powerlifting and just happens to look like that because of genetics
well yeah but Larry wheels took as much roids as fat bastard powershitters and trains the same way as them, he just happened to look like a bodybuilder due to his genetic response to roids.
maybe he doesnt have that gene, i mightve confused him with flex wheeler.
come to think of it i dont know if larry wheels has ever had his genes mapped to see if he does or not and i highly doubt he would publicize the results if he did
nta but the NFL scouting combine tests potential draftees on how many reps of 225 they can do. I know quite a few guys who never played football who still use that metric for that reason
>Sumo, a sport between two 300+ pound men >Trying to throw each other off a 3 feet tall dais
Sounds kinda based as we get to laugh at the fatties falling but eventually Japan is going to run out of fat people for this
They only have to push them put of the circle. And they don't go in fat as shit, they get that way by training, although as you can see it isn't a guarantee that the bigger guy wins and they're starting to dissuade then from getting that fat
They allow one foreigner per stable, usually a mongolian, but there's been plenty of white people and brazilians and one half-black guy, etc.
>heh, you might be taller and larger than me but I am more skillful and fast and also th-ACK
How heavy are these guys? I would imagine a strongman/powershitter type physique would be more effective.
I'm sure they are very strong, But they could probably be more muscular without sacrificing any total weight.
typically they weigh between 300 and 350 pounds, with the lightest salaried pro being around 220 pounds and the heaviest being around 450. There have been salaried pros closer to 200 and closer to 500/600, but those are rare.
>strongman/powershitter type physique would be more effective
You're probably right, but a lot of traditional sumo training is moronic stuff that is a waste of time. It's not really meant to be optimized.
They allow one foreigner per stable, usually a mongolian, but there's been plenty of white people and brazilians and one half-black guy, etc.
>heh, you might be taller and larger than me but I am more skillful and fast and also th-ACK
>don't they have weight classes in sumo?
no why would they
maybe in cringe american/european sumo where they tickle each other around on blue gym mats surrounded by pool noodles.
I've always thought sumo was such a gangster sport. Especially when it's a smaller guy against those giants, i watched a sumo anime while ago, forgot what's it's called.
> middle of a heavy rep > all memories of people getting tucked over in these webms come flooding into my mind > suddenly afraid my bones will snap or some shit
if ur natty you won't tear your connectors like this. roider muscles grow way faster than the connective tissue so when they go for insane 1RMs they can tear shit
>japanese people rig Sumo so that there isn't a relevant Japanese Yokozuna in nearly 20 years and they let Samoans and Mongolians take over their national sport and pride
There was that max fixing incident that saw what, a third of their top rankers forced to resign? I imagine it’s a little cleaner now but I still expect some
frickery surrounding the guys who just barely make a winning record each tournament
i don't like it
I have a theory that these threads started as a psyop by dyels, trannies, ngmi LULZ morons and other assorted ruffians to instill fear into new lifters to dissuade them from lifting and making it
Its a cautionary to show lifters how badly things can go if you do dumb shit.
>t. used to fully extend knees during leg press before I saw the satyr transformation webms.
>some pictures or webms instill fear in my delicate psyche!
>other people, not me, are homosexuals and trannies
choose one, captain gaynet
>he actually gets dissuaded from lifting by looking at gore vids
Please, at least make an attempt to make us believe that you lift weights first, moron.
Why does everyone keep getting hurt around Larry Wheels. He has the worst X-Men power.
because they dont want to look like a pussy in front of Larry wheels
They forget he trains for powerlifting and just happens to look like that because of genetics
Genetics and roads just like the guy who’s titty is popping off the bone kek
well yeah but Larry wheels took as much roids as fat bastard powershitters and trains the same way as them, he just happened to look like a bodybuilder due to his genetic response to roids.
he has a myostatin deficiency like most of the IFBB pros, so his muscles grow uncontrollably to a certain extent. its like the based version of cancer
Source?
maybe he doesnt have that gene, i mightve confused him with flex wheeler.
come to think of it i dont know if larry wheels has ever had his genes mapped to see if he does or not and i highly doubt he would publicize the results if he did
>larry wheels spotting
it was over from the get go
I think it's funny how bad shit has happened on MULTIPLE occasions while he's been a spotter. homie is a bad omen
Sorry i have only regular gore
And not lot of it
I don't even understand what is happening in this image. Is it a pec tear?
yesh
they want to impress his BBC
>gym gore
You're 1rm
#rekt
Just don't do roids and you don't have to worry about this.
lol, I had minor pec tear when I was natty trying to do 225 for 25.
Why were you trying to do 25 reps on the bench
nta but the NFL scouting combine tests potential draftees on how many reps of 225 they can do. I know quite a few guys who never played football who still use that metric for that reason
>Minor
OPs pic is no minor tear. That's a full blown tendon snap
its not even that who tf does 5 plate incline bench?
I used to do 4pl8 x 6. 4 and a half pl8 for 4.
Is kam okay?
>Sumo, a sport between two 300+ pound men
>Trying to throw each other off a 3 feet tall dais
Sounds kinda based as we get to laugh at the fatties falling but eventually Japan is going to run out of fat people for this
They only have to push them put of the circle. And they don't go in fat as shit, they get that way by training, although as you can see it isn't a guarantee that the bigger guy wins and they're starting to dissuade then from getting that fat
>not launching them onto the ringside judge for maximum impact
Think we can get female sumo up and running?
no girls allowed, not even on the ring itself, women are generally impure under shinto.
but the american/european sumo has women's division
Kino
How heavy are these guys? I would imagine a strongman/powershitter type physique would be more effective.
I'm sure they are very strong, But they could probably be more muscular without sacrificing any total weight.
typically they weigh between 300 and 350 pounds, with the lightest salaried pro being around 220 pounds and the heaviest being around 450. There have been salaried pros closer to 200 and closer to 500/600, but those are rare.
>strongman/powershitter type physique would be more effective
You're probably right, but a lot of traditional sumo training is moronic stuff that is a waste of time. It's not really meant to be optimized.
I've always thought sumo was such a gangster sport. Especially when it's a smaller guy against those giants, i watched a sumo anime while ago, forgot what's it's called.
They allow one foreigner per stable, usually a mongolian, but there's been plenty of white people and brazilians and one half-black guy, etc.
OH N-
> middle of a heavy rep
> all memories of people getting tucked over in these webms come flooding into my mind
> suddenly afraid my bones will snap or some shit
if ur natty you won't tear your connectors like this. roider muscles grow way faster than the connective tissue so when they go for insane 1RMs they can tear shit
>roiding and going for 1RM
it was inevitable
>heh, you might be taller and larger than me but I am more skillful and fast and also th-ACK
wait a minute don't they have weight classes in sumo? Are they moronic?
It's all rigged anyway
>japanese people rig Sumo so that there isn't a relevant Japanese Yokozuna in nearly 20 years and they let Samoans and Mongolians take over their national sport and pride
they call that 5D chess.
There was that max fixing incident that saw what, a third of their top rankers forced to resign? I imagine it’s a little cleaner now but I still expect some
frickery surrounding the guys who just barely make a winning record each tournament
>There was that max fixing incident that saw what, a third of their top rankers forced to resign?
I reckon that was from like 15+ years ago.
2011, so it was a while ago.
>don't they have weight classes in sumo?
no why would they
maybe in cringe american/european sumo where they tickle each other around on blue gym mats surrounded by pool noodles.
>being a fat frick hurts the people around you
I get that konishiki was a strong rikishi but his sumo was obscene to the eye
>heh, you might be taller and larger than me but I am more skillful and fast and also th-ACK
Except the smaller one won, moron
>Larger one lost a match
>smaller one has no connective tissue left in his knee
Who really won?
smaller one was back after six months
man sumo wrestling is fricking awesome
I think I may have found my sportsball
thanks for sharing anon, any suggestions on how to watch?
NHK
https://www.youtube.com/@nattosumo
I dont wash my hands after pissing and always make sure to touch the ez-bar afterwards
Gore thread?
I have a whole folder full of this!
Yes but any of him in the gym? This is after all a,
>GYM GORE THREAD
I doubt that twink has been in a gym for anything other than photo ops.
blasphemy
>womens sumo exists
holy based
Imagine the smell
I want that fat b***h to rip my clothes off, put me in a figure 4 leg lock, laugh at my peepee and then forcefully suck me off... Heaven.
Everyone is checking out the goodies.
Why the frick is Michael Cera officiating?
I have a ton on my laptop, not my phone
>GIMME FUE GIMME FAI