post sigma moments youve had recently. >be me. >at gym. >sexy cardio bunny asks if I want to go get a coffee

post sigma moments you’ve had recently
>be me
>at gym
>sexy cardio bunny asks if I want to go get a coffee
>”bean soup? no, it spikes your cortisol.”

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    teach me your ways, autist

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actively being a gay by choice
    why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abstaining from whores does not imply sucking dick. Weird that's the first thing your mind jumped to though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like something that someone who sucks cocks hourly would say.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You seem really obsessed with cocks, my brother. Everything good?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can come out of the closet no one here knows you personally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He thought it would win our approval. OP is unironically that much of a gay. I'm not joking. KYS OP.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ???????????????

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong conjugation. It's you're cortisol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you’re cortisol
          >you are cortisol
          Based

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon needs to go to a conjugation camp

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first of all bro, what is the purpose of this thread?

    Second of all, what the fuck did you just write? Sexy woman wants your company and you refuse? That is not a joke that is just unrealistic or riddiculus. For a sexy woman who I might sex or make my GF I would fight wild beasts and work 45 hrs a week for 45 years, if she bears my children of course.

    What the fuck is wrong with you. If I was close you IRL I would smack you so hard on your neck you would never recover.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based, ignore the seething sex havers, they don’t know any better

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could have just went and had something besides coffee you sperg

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shapely gym cutie always chooses the machine next to me
    >go to ab crunch machine, she follows again
    >I look at her ass and start getting a boner
    >annoyed, I work my set even harder
    >feel a huge fart coming up
    >3 reps left
    >i look over, she tries making eye contact
    >boner comes back
    >last rep I decide to rip that fart, it's louder than I expected
    >boner gone, instead of being embarrassed I say "ah, yes"
    >get up, wipe my seat
    >see her, she looks mortified
    >nod at her with my warrior eyes, she shys away, can't look me in the eyes
    >mission complete, go to high five some random dude next to us
    >he looks confused
    >instead I just fist pump the air while walking away

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you drink instead? please don't say water

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up after listening to sigma male affirmations for the entirety of my 3 hour sleep (I sleep longer than usual to recover from an ankle injury)
    >start the day off by taking a shit, then get out of bed
    >brush my teeth with coffee so I can skip breakfast
    >sprint 30km to work
    >use the office computers to trade crypto
    >tell my boss (f*male) to stop interrupting me while I'm daytrading
    >the law where I live makes it borderline impossible to fire the mentally disabled, she can only seethe
    >sniff the toilet seat after she used it for free test boosts throughout the day
    >Eat after work (I'm on OMAD to save money), depending on what I feel like I either dig through the trash of the local Chinese take-out or I go to a glory hole for free and unlimited protein shakes
    >fight homeless people and steal their stuff to pawn off
    >go home, shower in my own stored urine to save money
    >put on sigma male affirmations and go to sleep
    Grinding isn't easy, but you gotta do it every day except Sunday, that's when I go to every church in my city to eat the free communion wafers and get drunk on communion wine.

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