Nothing better than a technical massage by a high iq professional who understands your issues vs a rub down from an elderly chink. The latter probably costs more too. End coomerism
How much more does it cost for a jerkoff massage than a regular?
And how would I ask for this service? Do they display it on their menu of services? Or is it on secret menu? Do I imply that i want my meat beat before or during?
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Around my area it isn't worth it to get the full service at the Asian massage places. The women are old, not attractive, usually not into it (at least they don't fool me). The price is also about equal to the average escort, so a less attractive, less enthusiastic woman for the same price.
It's illegal bro obviously it isn't on the menu dumbass.
First, find a place that's open late, 9pm or later. If they have christmas lights on outside they def do it. If the woman massaging you is in a skimpy outfit that's another good sign. As she's rubbing you down you should grab her ass every now and then. If they ask you if you want it hard or soft say hard.
Good luck
> prostitution is legal here > it gets more difficult to find a hooker that actually does some good massages > or is a good frick or just go to a regular only massage spa > can’t find one that does both
frick
the one I go too is specifically not asian run so they hire a few different types of girls, and the girl I see is hot which is much better than that line up christ.
I fell for the full service massage pill and think I fricked up.
This provider is supoosedly licensed and works out of her house. Didn't get the handy but she was very handsy and thorough.
I think you got to come back for the menu to get opened.
Problem is, I would up really hurting later that night and 2 days later, couldn't even walk.
I've been stuck in bed almost 3 weeks with a possible slipped disc.
Is this some shit a bad massage can cause? Do I dare go back?
>I've been stuck in bed almost 3 weeks with a possible slipped disc
Tell your doc, get a referral to a physiatrist, get the MRI to confirm it. No doc will do anything for you until you have the MRI confirmation, until then they'll just push pills on you over and over. Don't let the doc *or* physiatrist send you to physical therapy as it'll be a waste of time/money, push for the MRI no matter what. After they get confirmation you'll get an actual treatment plan (the epidermal injection, that's what I got and it solved everything).
t. someone who had a herniated disc ~6 years ago. I'm (mostly) all better, now. I'll answer any questions you may have.
Thank you anon,
I went with xrays and am looking forward to pt. The pills kind of suck but i think the extra round of steroids will be beneficial.
I'm not super looking forward to doing the epidurals, tbh. I think if I hit 6 weeks and still have trouble, I'll go there but as long as I'm improving, it will be better to work on learning how to get back to improving strength and flexibility.
The PT I did last year to get into working out was really beneficial so hope they'll be able to help me out. I've definitely had shitty PT folks but, this group is pretty legit. No fat fricks just handing me a photocopy here. These dudes are bros who know their shit.
I'm glad to hear you're better now. I hope we both go without any further problems.
The x-ray won't show/confirm anything, that was the first thing I did and all it did was tell the doc that nothing was *broken*, which a herniated disc is not. The MRI is the only thing that will show *anything* concerning soft tissues, which is what the disc is. I have little to zero faith the PT will do anything permanent for you. I tried it for ~4.5 months and I only got worse as time went on, so good luck. The epidural (I only got 1) was fine, honestly. It was a little weird/uncomfortable but it was 100% worth it because it completely fixed me.
Here's the thing about the injection, btw: I felt completely better for the first 2-3 days. Then all the pain immediately came back and very slowly and gradually, over the course of the next 2+ weeks, is when the pain finally started to permanently fade away. It was a weird experience. Give it time.
for me its full service asian massage parlors
Nothing better than a technical massage by a high iq professional who understands your issues vs a rub down from an elderly chink. The latter probably costs more too. End coomerism
Gay. Don't shoot up the AMP like the last IST moralgay did exactly that.
How much more does it cost for a jerkoff massage than a regular?
And how would I ask for this service? Do they display it on their menu of services? Or is it on secret menu? Do I imply that i want my meat beat before or during?
Help
Around my area it isn't worth it to get the full service at the Asian massage places. The women are old, not attractive, usually not into it (at least they don't fool me). The price is also about equal to the average escort, so a less attractive, less enthusiastic woman for the same price.
It's illegal bro obviously it isn't on the menu dumbass.
First, find a place that's open late, 9pm or later. If they have christmas lights on outside they def do it. If the woman massaging you is in a skimpy outfit that's another good sign. As she's rubbing you down you should grab her ass every now and then. If they ask you if you want it hard or soft say hard.
Good luck
Oh and if they ask if you've been there before always say yes
about the same but I can't put a claim through at the rub and tug
> prostitution is legal here
> it gets more difficult to find a hooker that actually does some good massages
> or is a good frick or just go to a regular only massage spa
> can’t find one that does both
frick
Find a girl whos a nymph or does whatever you say.
Free massage and cummies
Is this typical? Seems a bit grim
the one I go to is filled with late 20 something korean women
the one I go too is specifically not asian run so they hire a few different types of girls, and the girl I see is hot which is much better than that line up christ.
How are you supposed to react to this do you go to the one in a different city or go to the one 2 miles away from the one that got busted
>How are you supposed to react to this
turn 360 degrees and walk out the door
The pre and post workout foam roll
I fell for the full service massage pill and think I fricked up.
This provider is supoosedly licensed and works out of her house. Didn't get the handy but she was very handsy and thorough.
I think you got to come back for the menu to get opened.
Problem is, I would up really hurting later that night and 2 days later, couldn't even walk.
I've been stuck in bed almost 3 weeks with a possible slipped disc.
Is this some shit a bad massage can cause? Do I dare go back?
>I've been stuck in bed almost 3 weeks with a possible slipped disc
Tell your doc, get a referral to a physiatrist, get the MRI to confirm it. No doc will do anything for you until you have the MRI confirmation, until then they'll just push pills on you over and over. Don't let the doc *or* physiatrist send you to physical therapy as it'll be a waste of time/money, push for the MRI no matter what. After they get confirmation you'll get an actual treatment plan (the epidermal injection, that's what I got and it solved everything).
t. someone who had a herniated disc ~6 years ago. I'm (mostly) all better, now. I'll answer any questions you may have.
Thank you anon,
I went with xrays and am looking forward to pt. The pills kind of suck but i think the extra round of steroids will be beneficial.
I'm not super looking forward to doing the epidurals, tbh. I think if I hit 6 weeks and still have trouble, I'll go there but as long as I'm improving, it will be better to work on learning how to get back to improving strength and flexibility.
The PT I did last year to get into working out was really beneficial so hope they'll be able to help me out. I've definitely had shitty PT folks but, this group is pretty legit. No fat fricks just handing me a photocopy here. These dudes are bros who know their shit.
I'm glad to hear you're better now. I hope we both go without any further problems.
The x-ray won't show/confirm anything, that was the first thing I did and all it did was tell the doc that nothing was *broken*, which a herniated disc is not. The MRI is the only thing that will show *anything* concerning soft tissues, which is what the disc is. I have little to zero faith the PT will do anything permanent for you. I tried it for ~4.5 months and I only got worse as time went on, so good luck. The epidural (I only got 1) was fine, honestly. It was a little weird/uncomfortable but it was 100% worth it because it completely fixed me.
Here's the thing about the injection, btw: I felt completely better for the first 2-3 days. Then all the pain immediately came back and very slowly and gradually, over the course of the next 2+ weeks, is when the pain finally started to permanently fade away. It was a weird experience. Give it time.