xd when i left the military in finland me and a friend hid an alarm clock set to 2:00 in the ventilation system, wonder how long it took for the poor suckers that inherited our room to find it
one we had in our room was fricked up, alert was during the day and not night. someone had shoveled the rib on a closet door and dropped it in. was basically unremovable without breaking the closet door.
Finns are the most bizarre mix of Germanic, Slavic and Asiatic. They manage to simultaneously look like mismatched mongrels and also related to everyone else in the village.
Between age 20 to 24 I used to get laid with a different girl once every 4 to 6 months without putting too much effort. From 25 to now 30, I only had 2 dates and countless ghosting. Haven't changed much physically. Condemn to be forever an undesireable 5'9 manlet I guess
1. Put hand on chest right at bottom underneath nipple
2. push against hand until you feel your back straight up and out
3. take other hand and push chin back
4. hold position and relax arms down at side
Are you moronic?
That's the opposite of dead wienerroach/spider body.
Your back is straight, scapula pressed against back, chest up, neck back, arms relaxed.
Every time you standup you do this, once you've reached it all you do is slightly relax neck. If you've done it correctly the neck will not be able to nerdneck forward.
If you've done it incorrectly, nerdneck happens and shoulders will be rounded.
3 x posture exercises per day
while walking outside focus on posture exclusively for that time period
it's too much work to think about it all the time, but i noticed an unconscious improvement in my posture when people took pictures of me with this strategy
boob zippers for instant milk access
Frick you i'll never be able to unsee that whenever i see it.
damn I didn't even notice
oh my god
This is the content I still come here for. Thank you anon. You renewed my faith in IST.
You're a fricking gayot dude
>ziiip
>ziiiip
>BOOOMPF
>BOOOMPF
Those are called pockets Apu
Undertrain your chest. Focus on delts and back.
how do you undertrain your chest?
I only do weighted dips for chest, then ohp and dumbbell press for delts
It's easy, you're doing it right now.
xd when i left the military in finland me and a friend hid an alarm clock set to 2:00 in the ventilation system, wonder how long it took for the poor suckers that inherited our room to find it
....how long does a alarm clock blare its horrible ringing sound?
one we had in our room was fricked up, alert was during the day and not night. someone had shoveled the rib on a closet door and dropped it in. was basically unremovable without breaking the closet door.
>Where is dat fugging alarm glock :DDD
>tfw no spurdo gf who gets drunk every evening and rambles about how much she hates Russians
why did god have to make me American...
Wtf is up with his james brown, weirdass white person hair. He looks like a starfield npc.
fingolia number one
Wow. Finnish broads really aren't lookers. Love from Sweden though.
Dont swede women look the same aside from swedes liking to spray tan and colour their hair platinum blonde?
self selecting process really. the good looking ones don't go to military service that often.
First from far right, I guess…
Ha...has Greta Furburger joined the military now?
would (like 3 of them)
damn, little timmy really snuck into the women's military without anyone noticing he's just 12
middle 1 is literally the only thing close to attractive on this list.
only bottom right is slightly attractive
Finns are the most bizarre mix of Germanic, Slavic and Asiatic. They manage to simultaneously look like mismatched mongrels and also related to everyone else in the village.
genius. killing the ugly ones in war
Female autismo forces.
Would
Gosh darnit Bobby joined the Finnish Army
I would frick every single one you guys are gays (except for little timmy up front)
roll
My posture kinda fixed itself after I started lifting
deadlift helped
she is beautiful
jesus christ im moving to Finland
Between age 20 to 24 I used to get laid with a different girl once every 4 to 6 months without putting too much effort. From 25 to now 30, I only had 2 dates and countless ghosting. Haven't changed much physically. Condemn to be forever an undesireable 5'9 manlet I guess
Bro hit the wall
Bro Finn girls are soo cute
>that
>girl
Still would
She's Finnish, but you're just getting started
literal 10/10 to me
>BPD on bio
>finnish
I'd correct her posture, iykwim
What did he mean by this?
pen is in vegeta
ouch!
Huh?
thanks doc
1. Put hand on chest right at bottom underneath nipple
2. push against hand until you feel your back straight up and out
3. take other hand and push chin back
4. hold position and relax arms down at side
congrats
Wont this just maek u hunchback loike that notre dame guy
Are you moronic?
That's the opposite of dead wienerroach/spider body.
Your back is straight, scapula pressed against back, chest up, neck back, arms relaxed.
Every time you standup you do this, once you've reached it all you do is slightly relax neck. If you've done it correctly the neck will not be able to nerdneck forward.
If you've done it incorrectly, nerdneck happens and shoulders will be rounded.
some of them are absolute units (top row)...positively selected for good male offspring.
>pull ups
>neck traning
>squats
>deadlifts
this is all you need
3 x posture exercises per day
while walking outside focus on posture exclusively for that time period
it's too much work to think about it all the time, but i noticed an unconscious improvement in my posture when people took pictures of me with this strategy
I like when cute women look confident and proud
Based. I am horribly attracted to happy and confident women that are enjoying themselves (in life)