Pre-Workout

Redpill me on pre-workout/energy boosters. I got a few samples from an expo and wanna know what the fuss is all about. I tasted a few of them while I was there but really didn't feel much of a difference compared to a coffee or an energy drink.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    95% are overpriced and underdosed, basically just glorified energy drinks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >basically just glorified energy drinks.
      I don't like energy drinks that much but they sometimes do help.

      Please don't drink that cancer.

      >don't drink that cancer.
      too late. I already got a shitload of packs, gotta use them somehow. Or would it be better to offer them to some of my gym buddies?

      you're better off buying your own pills and making a custom stack.

      >you're better off buying your own pills
      what for?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shitload of packs

        well if have them use it, but when drinking just remember your swallowing shit load of chemicals just to gain 0.00000001% of strength, killing taste buds and getting stomach cancer. That'll help you to realize never spend money this useless shit. Drink Water.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That'll help you to realize never spend money this useless shit.
          In haven't spend any money on the packs that I have. Got them all for free.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what for?
        a preworkout

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes well PWO's will help, but only because of the caffeine, same as in energy drinks or coffee which you could get for cheaper. Other ingredients that would help (like l-citrulline) are typically so underdosed that they make no difference in your training. You might be better off with mixing your own PWO.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't drink that cancer.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're better off buying your own pills and making a custom stack.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This one hit me so hard I did six million reps in four sets, got banned from 109 gyms as a result

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is hitlermaxxing worth it bros?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm currently hitlermaxxing, going through my broke in Vienna phase

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          did you lose your virginity to a israeli prostitute yet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes actually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please fricking tell me this is real

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Legit question: are you moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you max out the masturbation machine?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I did six million reps in four sets
      So you're telling me you did 1.5 million reps each set? Within a one and a half hour workout? Pffft, yeah okay whatever you say, buddy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I give the stuff to my eagle and my bear. Afterwards, they take turns eating a rat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glorified energy drinks

    Its better to make your own pre-workouts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Game changers imo but I'm addicted to caffeine and I can't be trusted around pure anhydrous caffeine

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they dont feel any different because they arent. preworkout is just caffeine and some vitamins/minerals. probably some creatine. there are some with pump blends in them but all the stuff they put in there has such a low bioavailability its just pointless.

    injectable pump blends work though. the ideal lifting experience is your choice of caffeinated whatever, and then pin a small amount of injectable pump blend right before working out. there are other stimulants you can use but imo there isnt much of a point to using them over caffeine. maybe dmaa

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After trying a few I found a good one that makes me feel like a god

    Maybe its placebo but I don't care I feel amazing

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are a meme but I personally enjoy them. Find weird brands with powerful wienertails. They are potions for battle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are your favorite brands anon?
      >inb4 well placed subtle ad placed by company expecting this exact question
      Kek

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can get 99% of the pre-workout drinks effects by drinking a strong cup of coffee and taking a multivitamin. Powdered snakeoil.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best ones imo are the mind/focus ones with caffeine/tyrosine/alpha gpc. That stuff has more of effect on your then all the other shit that might make you lift 2% more

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually stole the same I am fricked up preworkout from the gym from a trust locker fricker was like 50 euros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stealing someone's gains potential
      very based IMHO

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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