pretend you have a gf for a second, fit

is her lifting with you a plus or nah?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine licking her sweaty asshole after a 2-hour workout.
    All the concentrated sweat and smell flom the cute wrinkly anus giving you that sweet and strong taste.
    I wish I could make a tea with her drenched thong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever smelled a girl after they’re done working out? They smell as bad as men do, if not worse. Sweaty stinky Pussy and ass smells rancid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should eat better then

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it great!?!?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The closest i’ve been to pussy is when we where being taught the triangle choke in a introductory jiu jitsu class and got paired with a girl, it was no-gi. The smell was interesting and not what I was expecting not particularly nice but I feel like if i was horny it would have been test raising.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in high school the guidance councilor thought I was too anti-social, so they made me be the equipment manager for the girls soccer team. Had to ride with them to away games. Those rides back on a bus full of sweaty teenage girls... oh man.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a full conversation in my brain while i work out and laugh at her jokes manically
    Everyone in the gym is terrified

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking god no. I just want to stay in my autism bubble and focus on my lifts. I don't want to be distracted by bullshit
    >anon i was thinking about ordering new workout leggings
    >uh huh
    >because, ya know how i got the red sports bra and red leggings last time
    >uh huh
    >well its not exactly the same kind of red and it doesnt match
    >okay
    >dont you think itd look cute in these?
    >mhmm, get off the bench im switching to benchpress
    >oh okay, ill get out of ur way.
    >5mins later
    >so i was talking to my mom the other day...

    Just fucking kill me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ha ha. This. I don't know why women can't just enjoy the silence. Or at least let music play without talking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek my girl is just like this unless she's occupied with twitter or TikTok. It's kinda cute really

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like lifting with my bf. I'm small so it doesn't take much to put on muscle and I'm lazy so I like hitting full body while he wants to do the targeted stuff. He does a single exercise in the time I do the main lift he's doing plus a few accessories. We don't do cardio together cause I'm autistic and won't slow down on my bike rides

        I hope my bf feels like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek this post hit waaay too close to home anon, fuck you

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who’s had a girlfriend knows that it’s not good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of those things you have to experience for bad or good.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift with my wife. She gets horny watching me do squats and DL, and I encourage her through her glute bridges and squats so she builds maximum ass. It's win/win.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever pass by her and slap her ass and say hello sweet cheeks, pretending to be gym creep?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol no, but that would be funny. I'll give it a go next time we're there

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know what. Just pretend to be a gym creep with your wife and see how long it takes someone says something.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a gf that I lift with. By that I mean we go to the gym together and do our own workouts. It's pretty nice.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got a gf and she now wants to start working out
    on the one hand I like the idea because I'm into skinnyfit chicks
    but on the other hand the gym is my autismo me time and I just wanna listen to music and do my slow 5x5 set not stand next to her while she's doing the abductor machine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have her lift the way you do. Lifting heavy is good for women too anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just initiate her into the ways of the autismo lifter
      tell her its all about finding inner focus
      your mental zen garden, your inner mind palace
      who knows she might buy into it 100% and commit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I might
        tbh I think she'll just quit in like 2 months anyway
        it's just cause we just started a relationship and she's interested in my hobbies and wants to spend time together. Which is cute, but not really good motivation for long-term lifting

        I'll try to get her to lift compounds so I can do my deadlifts while she does her hip thrusts or some shit

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ex never wanted to go, but the one time I tried to teach her I was a shitty impatient teacher and I could tell I ruined it for her. So the few times she went after she did her own thing, but I made it up to her by acting interested in all her girl TikTok workouts and letting her teach me. That bitch will miss me when reality kicks in. With all other girls i just do my own thing then let them show me their dumb girl workouts they all do.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bouldering with my wife, loving it.
    I guess lifting would be comparable

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a recurring fantasy of saving a fat girl from herself.
    Not like a hamplanet but one that you know has great potential under some unnecessary weight.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks, i've chased enough girls in 2022 and they can chase me now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't work like that for average people i'm sorry to say

    • 4 weeks ago
      Giddy

      sorry bud but that's not gonna happen, too many simps for women to chase anyone

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meg Griffin with a joker laugh? No thanks she is mentally retarded. And obviously on gear

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No and that bitch is annoying af

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes maybe. I already hate going to the gym with friends though, i prefer to workout alone. Sexually it'd get me so fucking horny to watch her get sweaty and tired just to rip it all off and tongue her asshole when we get home.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Graaarrr, I need to grow BIGGGEERR!" CLASH. Two 500 lbs dumbbells flew across the fully stocked basement gym, cracking the concrete walls. "Get in here NOW babe," bellows Patty as she slowly raises her 750 lb bulk off a now busted bench. Her husband Derek rushes down the reinforced concrete and steel staircase, carrying a tray of hypodermic needles. Steroids. No sooner did he reach his wife, when she flexed a massive most muscular pose, roaring like a lioness as her enormous upper body exploded, her mass swelling to three times it's 'relaxed' state. "Hurry up and inject me Derek poo, your giga-huge muscle monster of a wife needs her juice if she wants to GROW even more MASSSIVVEEE!" Derek grins, and begins the injections, one in each muscle group. As the highest quality anabolics flood his wife's blood stream, Derek asks, "Do you think you've gained any inches on your arms since earlier?" Turning to the full length mirror behind her, the former tiktok influencer appraised her muscle bound physique. Smirking, she slowly lifts her muscle bound arms to vertical, her exersise ball shoulders crushing her ears. Even unflexed, her thick, meaty, golden tanned triceps dipped 2 whole feet below her elbow. Without bending her arms, Patty clenches her dainty, feminine fists, causing her ripped, bulging masses of pure female muscle to rise into arms 85" around. Like a crane, she gradually cranks her arms up, every inch her fists move upwards causing a half doze inches of solid lean beefy bicep to rise. Her rugby sized forearms finally collide with her biceps at a 60 degree angle. Over 3 feet of brawny bicep, combined with her massive tri's make her majestic arms 6 feet tall, far above the head of the 5'8" girl. "Measure them now sweetie!" Derek rushes to get a step ladder and measuring tape.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its posts like these that make me remember why i still come here

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point it'd be the same as when I bring an untrained friend. Even if we go there together our levels are so different that we can't work out together.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having this issue now actually. I want my gf to have a nice big ass and legs like a horse so I want to gently psychologically manipulate her into coming to the gym with me. On the other, I like the time alone to just focus on what I like for a few hours. Don't know what to do lads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have a social and non social gym session. You have different goals in the gym, so train that way and just meet up for the parts that make sense. Maybe start put with some full body movements and them split up for accessory and meet up for cardio. She can leave early if you need more time and vice versa. No need for this to bee either or.
      But of ourse explain all this in advance and don't just leave her at the gym.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, as long as she's not annoying about it, posting on insta all day and that kind of shit that 99% of women do

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched one of her YouTube videos and it's very cringe. She sets up her camera and talks to it with her schreezing autistic laugh. Spouting off shitty zoomer memes just begging for attention by everyone around her. At least she has strangers blurred out. I wish she gets killed like that one girl who went to a concert with an incel kissed another dude then got bleed out with a knife. That picture always makes me so happy.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried to get my wife to do some light bodyweight shit and she bitches and moans the whole time.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you have home gym yes otherwise no

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was cool at first but then the bitch got lazy and would complain about everything.
    >I don't want to do core, it hurts my tummy :((
    She would complain about wanting a toned stomach
    >I don't want to do arms, they feel sore and I don't like that
    She would then complain about not looking like the gymthots on TikTok
    >Let's go eat fast food! It's our treat for a good workout
    No, you bitch about wanting to eat healthier but don't want to cook
    >Why do we have to do so many reps??
    5×5 at low weight to start you off with being comfortable is not "so many reps"
    >Why are you being mean and ignoring me? I'm just trying to talk to you
    That one would actually piss me off as I'd be doing something like benching and she would try having a conversation as I'm grinding out reps
    Like most people she didn't want to "blow up with muscles" and just wanted the end results without doing any work. She would also get jealous if another chick so much as walked by me in the gym. Always claiming that gymthots were staring at me or checking me out. It sounds good at first but then you realize they make your workout take up even more time unless you do separate exercises.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A woman thinking and acting like a woman??!?!?!?!!!?!!? No way!!!!!!!!!! Kys bud

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. roastie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How am I a women when I was just roasting women?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because you're a chud mad that no one will accept your grotesque body. The mentality of a roastie, the body of a weak man

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But I'm not trans either lmfao wtf are you an LULZ schizo or something? I said women are retarded so that person is retarded for thinking women think logically. You seriously can't be this dumb. Kek

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This sounds like insane projection on your part my guy.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Working out with someone else is fun so I guess

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend you have a gf
    I like cock

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never said this before but here it goes;
      THAT'S AN ACTUAL MALE XY CHROMOSOME NIGGUH

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf comes to the gym with me. She does cardio/abs while I do compounds lifts and then we do the accessories together. It’s a nice balance of getting to be alone when I wanna do the heavier work while spending time with her on the easier stuff.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I mostly do weighted calisthenics I could use the extra weight and oxytocin boost for ring pushups and pullups and squats. Lot easier than putting on some uncomfortable as shit vest or a dip belt or some other gay shit.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf went from hot to super hot from just adding more protein to her diet and doing some meme workout she found on insta for her back and ass, lost most of her noticeable body fat and has a nicer ass.
    Bros if your gf is under 5'6 it's super easy for them to get fit it's almost unfair

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my ex would lift with me, she’d get distracted by her phone or make excuses to give in after a few sets. I would always arrive and start without her because I knew she would want to leave 20 minutes in.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Giddy

    yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know damn well from the pain in your eyes you've never felt a touch of a woman, Giddy. Stop pretending.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would prefer lifting with my daughters, as a single dad.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I want to make her even bigger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional fetishist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honest and reasonable fetishist. You'd be surprised how easy it is to make someone else gain weight.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is in shape and looks good but I'm really into very skinny chicks
    how do I subtly get her to lose weight without damaging her ego, feelings and not coming off as a manipulative sociopath?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, my girlfriend is a gym bunny and we lift together occasionaly. When we lift together everyone goes about their normal routine. I have a different programm as does she and because of work we sometimes can't stick strictly to the programm. So maybe i am doing a push workout while she does legs and so on.
    I find it very sweet, because we just go about our training, maybe after it we go in the sauna and have a post workout shake or meal together, if the time allows it. We focus on the training and not on relationship stuff (maybe occaisonaly i give her a spot on squats or so), but all in all it is not really a difference in my normal training. I typically spend a little more time in the gym so she is mostly done when i am two thrids in, but other than that there is no issue. The only difference if we go our seperate ways is that when she is alone she will be hit on A LOT when i am not around. Most of the times the guys are friendly but if they are too persistant she just shows them a her screensaver on her phone which is me with two racoons on my shoulders. Then they apologize and continue their workout.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. If we just go to the gym together and do our workouts separately than yes. If we do the same workout then definitely no. Having a gym partner in general would be fucking miserable, doesnt even matter who it is. When i lift i just want to be left alone

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a simple man
    I just want my unga bunga warrior tomboy that I could work out with and go camping with and do all the stuff I could do with the boys, but also have hot sweaty outdoors hand holding leglock sex followed by a 30 minute kissing session with every night and start a family with.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the gym with my gf every time and it's fun. At the start we go our separate ways, I do heavy compounds and she tried to max out on the leg press machine. When she's done with that she runs on the treadmill for like 40 minutes then joins me to do isolations cause usually by then I'm done with the compounds

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is her lifting with you a plus or nah?
    If I am trying to do a serious session then no, I do not want to get distracted or have to constantly change the weights/rack height/whatever. If I'm just going to mess around and get a pump, then sure, having fun with someone I like having fun with will be a good time.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends... as a former athlete, ive dated a few athletic girls (usualy not though). both of the girls who i dated who were D1 were actually fun to work out with and stayed focused. but jesus christ, every girl who wasn't a trained lifter was a nightmare to bring to the gym. the catch with dating an athletic girl is if you bring her to the gym, depending on what gym it is you might get severely mogged in front of her, and athletic girls have an unconscious attraction to whatever male is strongest, even if they don't act on it. I'll give you an example...

    i played point guard in the 10's and i ended up at a gym with a few players from a college we played against. at one point, one of the poewrforwards from that team was standing next to me as we were talking to our girl friends (his girlfriend and mine were sisters) and my gf made a joke like "sis you wanna trade? Yours is taller but also somehow bigger" (i didnt hear this... but her sister told the PF that and he told me). shit hurt bro.. i'd much rather date girls who don't know shit about the gym and just have good genetics/run a bit and don't eat much.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dated a fit girl before, i prefer working out alone even if i was married
    not need to see her everyday, both will get bored
    all this of getting a bf/ gf to workout together is a normie meme

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone here want a gf?
    I love being single bc I have the time do whatever I want even though I have a job
    having a job and a gf (which, you kinda need a job to get a gf) you will have 0 time to do anything else
    >but le sex
    overrated

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds terrible. I’m not unloading 200+ lbs from the bar between every set.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like at first it would be cool, but would get annoying after a while. Maybe have a gym bro who can lift similar weights to you and you can push each other more

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gym is the place where I release my inner being. The place where I forget about everything except the now and then. It's my meditation and salvation.
    Do you think this sounds like the time and place to bring a bitch with you?

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend you have a gf for a second
    already lost me there

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like women who do male activities

    She can get her nails done while I workout

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she would be good as a starter sex doll. To test the waters before you got your true wife sex doll.

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely can't even pretend, fathom, imagine, to ever feel the touch of the opposite gender but since women at the gym already annoy me, I'm gonna go with no.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a requirement, if she doesn't lift then she's not worth dating

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys seriously date women you don't like? This is your problem lmao, you don't just settle for whoever will take you, you get a gf with common interests or one who is into you enough that she will take an interest in your interests. It's literally that simple how do you guys fuck this up where you're stuck with an airhead that you hate and can't even workout with? Autistic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dating? Anon I'm a near 30 year old kissless virgin, where the fuck do you think you are

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get off my board incel
        All of you sad losers came from r/incels go back you don't belong here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm here for almost a decade straight now. I love lifting. And I never even kissed, deal with it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. Redditor

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, never posted on reddit nor do I browse it my dear phoneposting sex haver friend.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rise above kill home with facts logic and kindness. Good on you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          protip: every single board on this site is and was just /LULZ/ + a hobby/interest. it's not the case just with IST.
          you can make a kissless virgin thread on almost any board you want and you'll get +200 replies almost every time. >tfwnogf was a IST staple even before Zyzz himself was here, even Zyzz himself said IST is just a bunch of sad cunts

          anybody who is not a flaming tourist newgay is aware of this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I fuck women I don't like, if I fuck a woman I do like, I try to keep her.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife lifts sometimes, I try to encourage her since she work as a nurse. I don’t care if she does otherwise I just don’t want her to injure herself at work.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife and I *go to* the gym together, but generally work out separately, as we both like to do different splits, different exercises, and obviously very different weights even when we're doing the same exercise. And we both like to have music while we're working.

    We do sometimes stop to chat in between exercises, if one of us is waiting for a machine or something. And between sets we're often texting or sending memes from across the gym. And occasionally we do still share a machine if we both need to use it. We do usually cool down and stretch together at the end.

    On Sundays we like to go to the gym early in the morning, then go out for a big protein rich breakfast at this diner near the gym. That's one of my favorite parts of the week.

    Life is good anons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds so comfy, anon. wagtmi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is. I really think the part where we mostly do our own things is the key. Not just to going to the gym with your girl, but to a relationship in general. There's lots of things we do together, but there's plenty we do separately too. The idea that you have to do everything together all the time is obviously ridiculous and inevitably causes friction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that wife real, anon? no? yeah...that is what i thought

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. It'll be 12 years in March. Just because you're a handholdless virgin doesn't mean everyone on this Nepalese Basket Weaving forum is. Try being nicer to people, and writing properly, and maybe you'll remedy your situation.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are a few couples at my gym and they fight a lot, its fun to watch

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a guy at my gym that used to lift with his gf. I guess they broke up or got completely different schedules after a while because he started coming to the gym alone. As soon as he starting coming alone, his lifts shot through the roof. Now he didn't have to keep his weights low so that she could also lift them or go through the hassle of changing too many plates between sets.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift with my sister-in-law. It's pretty chill, though she has no concept of time and I have to manage her rest periods to keep her from doing sets back-to-back with no break.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't working strength she is going endurance. Don't be a buzz kill

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife wanted to go with me and it was awful, because she was bored between sets. She goes swimming now instead, it's better to lift alone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is fucking someone sheer swimming. Gg ya played yourself. Loser

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the swimming pool is in the same gym.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but you ain't in there. She isn't being loyal simple as.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guarantee some dudes have touched her feet on ''accident"

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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