Protein Shake Recipes

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Also milk > water

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like boobs

    boob milk shake haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give her my protein shake if you know what I mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think those boobs are polluted with macroplastics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    200ml milk
    50g oats
    15g Chia Seeds
    15ml Maple Syrup
    100g frozen strawberries
    1 banana
    2 scoops vanilla whey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 tbsp chia seeds
      1.5 tbsp flax + oats + amaranth mixture
      500ml of whole milk
      1 scoop
      1 banana
      682 calories
      Meal replacement for me, but if you're a skelly it's just a normal bulk drink

      Why chia seeds?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For Chi-gains.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fiber gains
        Also they just have a pleasant texture and I like them

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Also milk > water

    >switch to milk
    >get shitloads of chest, shoulder acne

    feelsbadman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >switch to milk
      >testosterone levels increase
      >dislike it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1dl of oats
    Heaping tablespoon of cocoa powder
    Banana
    A suitable amount of milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And whey, obviously

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 scoops whey
    water

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 scoops whey (360ish cal)
    1 tbsp Peanut butter (190 cal)
    1 cup whole milk (150 cal)
    1 banana (105 cal)
    10ish ice cubes
    Sometimes I’ll put a cup of oats in there too (150 cal), but if I do I also have to add more milk

    Shit makes me incredibly sleepy bros I have to sit down sometimes after I drink these b***hes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My old roommate got me to start making these. Gains

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2 whole eggs
    >Salted caramel flavor egg white protein
    >15g C8 MCT oil
    >Water
    >Shaken in a shaker cup
    >Strained into a glass (gotta remove the egg strings)
    Literally just drank this

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1.5 cups oats (81g carbs)
    >however much milk
    >1 scoop whey
    >twice a day
    Ya boy got no appetite so this helps me actually eat enough

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 tbsp chia seeds
    1.5 tbsp flax + oats + amaranth mixture
    500ml of whole milk
    1 scoop
    1 banana
    682 calories
    Meal replacement for me, but if you're a skelly it's just a normal bulk drink

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only homosexual little b***hes actually make shakes.
    Grab some water, throw a couple of scoops in and chug that shit.
    Stop being a fricking pussy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine trying to sound so manly, it ends up being cringe, cause your defending your moronic method of making a shake.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people actually still use whey shakes? I dropped that cancer since myprotein increased their prices by literally 300%. regular food is cheaper at this point.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What protan pooder do you guys use?
    Considering going all in on Mutant Mass.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gold standard. Tried ghost at a buddies it was fricking LECKER but it's expensive for less brotein

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much time do you have to spend in the gym to have a nearly 1000 calorie protein shake?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make her drink my devine protine shake every night

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 banan
    2 kiwis
    scoop of creatine
    scoop of protein
    milk

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10 scps whey isolate
    200ml milk

    3x day

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Using protein powder probably isn't a good idea for a skinny fat is it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need protein to build muscle moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just afraid drinking protein shakes will make me fat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damn you really are moronic
          you are literally ngmi just don't even work out

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 scoop unflavored whey
    1 scoop bovine collagen
    milk

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen berries to keep it cool
    banana
    milk 😉
    5 scoops whey
    some nuts

  21. 2 years ago
    fatty-bo0m-batty

    2 cups/ whole milk
    1 cup old-fashioned/steel cut oats
    1 banana
    2 scoops protein powder
    1 oz mixed nuts (or 2 tbsps. nut butter)

    easy 1k calorie shake with over 50 grams of protein.

    • 2 years ago
      fatty-bo0m-batty

      forgot to add 3/4 cup of nonfat greek yogurt

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8 eggs
    Raw milk
    Organic cocoa powder
    Maple syrup to taste

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen/unfrozen banana
    Frozen/unfrozen strawberries
    Handful of spinach sometimes
    Broccoli sprouts when have some
    Teaspoon maca root powder
    Scoop of vanilla whey
    Coconut oil

    My go to usually a variety of this not always the same bit alwyas at least whey water banana coconut oil or evoo

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water, ice, proton powder, 100% cocoa powder, milk. Shake and drink. WOW that was so hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >most boring shit itt
      >most annoying attitude itt

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 Cup Almond Milk
    32g Chocolate Protein Powder
    150g Sugar free Gr. Yo.
    1g Espresso
    2g Cinnamon

    It's tasty.

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