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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 gorillas and 15 wolves.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10000 rats and 4 lions
    10000 is alot, even 5 lions could not kill that many rats

    i dont think there is a way to win this situation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      10000 rats is OP, that's way more rats than you think
      50 eagles is also extremely powerful, a dedicated bloodlusted eagle can rip at the eyes of the other creatures

      Those two are the only answer

      10000 rats + 50 eagles
      Everything else will be rapidly devoured by hundreds of rats each, the eagles are just a bonus because they throw off the hunter's aim and because they're the only thing that would still kill you despite the rats

      Rats and grizzlies

      morons.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumb c**t, you wear the 10000 rats as a suit of armour while the lions clean up the rest

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10000 rats is OP, that's way more rats than you think
    50 eagles is also extremely powerful, a dedicated bloodlusted eagle can rip at the eyes of the other creatures

    Those two are the only answer

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hunter and crocs
    Jump into water, crocs eat everyone who follows you, hunter takes the rest. GG EZ

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10000 rats + 50 eagles
    Everything else will be rapidly devoured by hundreds of rats each, the eagles are just a bonus because they throw off the hunter's aim and because they're the only thing that would still kill you despite the rats

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats and grizzlies

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nerf rats, its bad game design

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    50 hawks for scouting and the wolves for coordenated attack, maybe the rats for battle formation and separate attacks and sabotages.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 bears and one human with a gun

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me the 10k rats and the eagles

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd obviously have to choose hunter, cuz even if his counter against the others isn't good, you don't want him on the other team cuz he'll just snipe you in the first minute and it's gg

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo, 10000 rats and hunter it is. Rats swarm the other animals and provide a distraction while the hunter snipes them off. Only thing you have to worry about then is defending yourself and your hunter from the eagles. I'd say choose eagles instead of rats but at the rate of 50 rats per minute or maybe 100 to be generous it would take too long for them to wipe out 10000 before they swarm and eat you and the hunter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get the rats to encircle you and the hunter while he takes down the eagles (with your help if you have a gun too). Even 10k rats would struggle against eagles (they would have to swarm the eagles when they dive) but a decent marksman could take them down fairly easily I think. 10k rats overwhelms anything else on the list, no trouble.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hunter and eagle. I can protect myself but extra hands are welcome, eagle is for cool factor mainly

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I can kill all those with my wiener.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    eagles and rats easy

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles and crocs

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright guys I've seen this a couple times before and I think that the rats and the eagles are the only way to survive this. The rats are essential because they provide a tyranid-esque infinite supply of canon fodder that you can just send directly into the enemy until it's not a threat anymore. Assuming each rat weighs 1.5lbs that gives you 15000lbs of mass to use against the animal combatants. With this, you should be able to easily overwhelm the larger fauna. In fact, you may not even suffer major casualties. Now, even if your not endangered by any of the large animals, that human sniper is bad news. One lucky shot and your dead. That's where the eagles come in. I was originally debating if the eagles would be better spent eliminating the highly mobile threats such as the lions or wolves, but, ultimately they could dispatched by a large party of rats deployed defensively. Anyway, the eagles should be used to eliminate the human sniper as soon as the engagement begins. If all goes according to plan the fight should go something like this
    >phase 1 (preparation) Deploy roughly 8000 rats in a sort of phalanx formation to prepare for the incoming assault. Using your remaining 2000 rats, keep them as close to you as possible. You need them to stay behind and defend you in case the wolves or lions attempt to outmaneuver you. For the last part of phase 1, immediately send out all of your eagles to locate and destroy the human sniper. It won't take long for them to destroy the target consid they're birds of prey and you have 50 of them.
    >Phase 2 (the fighting actually starts)The bulls will be the first to charge your infantry (rats) the good news is your numerical advantage is mind-boggling. 7 charging bulls are powerful, but 8000 rats isn't going to budge. This might be one of the bloodiest parts of the fight as your troops are going to struggle to take down the charging bulls, but this is where military tactics come into play. As the bulls plunge themselves

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      deeper into your phalanx, they will become exhausted as they charge into a endless swarm of tiny plague bearing little fricks. You'll lose a lot here but the bulls won't breach your formation as long as we can assume rats aren't affected by morale.
      >Phase 3. By now the birds should have eliminated the sniper so they can deal with another threat. This scenario can play out in several ways, however, for simplicity let's assume the enemy is not employing any advanced tactics of their own. The gorillas, crocodiles and grizzly bears will charge your position the same way the bulls did in phase 2. This wi end poorly for them, the only thing you need to worry about is the wolves and lions. Wolves and lions are highly intelligent pack hunting animals. I would recommend having your eagles focus solely on the wolves whilst the 2000 rats you retained will protect you from the lions, as well as any wolves that manage to survive the eagles. Before long the wolves and lions will be completely annihilated and you will emerge victorious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      deeper into your phalanx, they will become exhausted as they charge into a endless swarm of tiny plague bearing little fricks. You'll lose a lot here but the bulls won't breach your formation as long as we can assume rats aren't affected by morale.
      >Phase 3. By now the birds should have eliminated the sniper so they can deal with another threat. This scenario can play out in several ways, however, for simplicity let's assume the enemy is not employing any advanced tactics of their own. The gorillas, crocodiles and grizzly bears will charge your position the same way the bulls did in phase 2. This wi end poorly for them, the only thing you need to worry about is the wolves and lions. Wolves and lions are highly intelligent pack hunting animals. I would recommend having your eagles focus solely on the wolves whilst the 2000 rats you retained will protect you from the lions, as well as any wolves that manage to survive the eagles. Before long the wolves and lions will be completely annihilated and you will emerge victorious.

      >Just fricking drown your enemies in a tide of expendable ratflesh
      God damn, does anyone else want some warpstone snuff right now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 charging bulls are powerful, but 8000 rats isn't going to budge.

      Are you stupid? Thats like saying 7 humans can't budge 15,000 ants. The numerical advantage doesn't matter much when the size difference is so great that you can kill hundreds to thousands without even ever being conscious of it. And 10k rats weighing 15,000 lbs isnt as much as it sounds. The largest bulls on record weigh in excess of 3,500 lbs. 7 of those motherfrickers are outweigh the 10k rats by almost 10,000 lbs. Even if the bulls are just 2k lbs each that is 14,000 lbs of bull. And since one 2,000 lb bull could literally kill 400 rats by rolling once, the rats are fricked. The bulls are mandatory. The only question is whether to take the sniper (just to avoid having him take you out from afar) or the 3 brown bears (easily the biggest threat on this list). Assuming you can command the animals like you said, I think the bulls and grizzlies would be the best combo. Assuming those are extremely large kodiak bears and large adult bulls, the weight of those 10 critters could be north of 29,000 lbs. You'd have to be moronic to choose 15,700 lbs of rat and hawk over 29,000 lbs of bull and bear in a fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the rats can be trained/controlled you could divide them into 20 teams of 100 (red team) and 20 teams of 400 (blue team) with each red teambpaired with a blue. Each red/blue pair selects an animal. Red team's job is to lure the enemy while blue team approaches from behind (rear left and right). Blue team rats climb aboard the animal and chew their way to the nearest artery. Rats can chew through building materials, skin is not going to be a problem for 400 rats. You have 20 teams of rats so most of the other animals can be taken down simultaneously. Using this strategy I think losses could be kept to an acceptable level.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      deeper into your phalanx, they will become exhausted as they charge into a endless swarm of tiny plague bearing little fricks. You'll lose a lot here but the bulls won't breach your formation as long as we can assume rats aren't affected by morale.
      >Phase 3. By now the birds should have eliminated the sniper so they can deal with another threat. This scenario can play out in several ways, however, for simplicity let's assume the enemy is not employing any advanced tactics of their own. The gorillas, crocodiles and grizzly bears will charge your position the same way the bulls did in phase 2. This wi end poorly for them, the only thing you need to worry about is the wolves and lions. Wolves and lions are highly intelligent pack hunting animals. I would recommend having your eagles focus solely on the wolves whilst the 2000 rats you retained will protect you from the lions, as well as any wolves that manage to survive the eagles. Before long the wolves and lions will be completely annihilated and you will emerge victorious.

      Sniper is a forced pick because otherwise he just noscopes you the second the battle begins, morons itt keep forgetting that you're also part of the team

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You honestly need the eagles for your own sake. No one except the hunter stands a chance of stopping them and you will end up being overwhelmed by them. They can go straight to you. Even if only a few make it right on top of you thats still enough to kill you.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go with the hunter and gorillas. They can outsmart every other animal.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I think it depends on whether you're in the fight. Like if you're on the sidelines and the last team standing gets to kill you afterward then yeah, don't choose the hunter. But if you're fair game during the entire contest then I think you have no choice but to choose hunter. Cuz hunter is useless against pretty much everything but if you're in the match from the get go then he can snipe you in literally 6 seconds. He's the wildcard

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lions have zero chance against grizzlies.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this talking about rats reminds me of playing Witcher 3 on Death March with enemy upscaling on. Rats were no fricking joke on that difficulty, fun times.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wolves and lions

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPT gives this answer. I was thinking the bears or the gorillas. I think bears would win against gorillas but there are five of them... And I think if the man with the gun handles say the bears and the eagles, the gorillas can do the rest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      was gonna give this answer
      good to know i'm a genious

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, only thing I was worried about is the bears. Bulls, wolves, eagles cant really do anything to a group of gorillas. The birds might just annoy the shooter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man with a shotgun can't win against 50 eagles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 gorilla will literally handle that, they have fantastic hand-eye coordination and can easily bodyguard against a few dozen eagles.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pick the most advanced species
      Holy frick, outsmarted by ChatGPT again.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s go!

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is a crocodile going to protect me from a bullet? if I don't roll a 5 I'll just die man.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this many mice are too much for anyone else on this list and I also pick the eagles to eliminate the sniper

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No amount of rats can kill a crocodile and 100x100 are not even that many.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually they can. Crocodiles really can't defend themselves if a rat jumps on it's back and gnaws its way to the crocodiles stomach and eats his heart and spine.

      >Most people measure that rat bites exert more force per square inch than alligators and sharks. Because of this, rats can chew through almost anything: wood, drywall, brick, concrete, aluminum, sheetrock, and more.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two that are impossible to defend against using the others are the rats and eagles. The hunter can't shoot down 50 eagles, even if they were a US army level rifleman. You can't run or hide or effectively defend yourself from 10000 rats either.
    So you send 15 falcons to kill or blind the hunter, the rest blind the other attackers while the rats devour them. It all depends on the arena you're in, if it's a coliseum, a field, the woods etc but chances are you're fricked no matter what.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care about these animals, i will not roll for any pushups until someone posts a waifu one

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats and eagle

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a solved problem, the choice is forced.

    Human and Eagles are both impossible to defend against without encasing yourself in a place with walls and a roof, then the other animals can break down the walls/doors and you're done.

    Hunter/Eagles are a forced pick or it's instalose. If you have those two you can at least strategize, get to high ground and chill.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      50 birds will kill the hunter. You need to pick rats because wtf are you going to do against a horde of 10k rats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        rats are annoying, but if you have aerial and range superiority you have all the time in the world to strategize. You can easily protect a perimeter against rats, just cover it in pitch and set them on fire.

        What you said is so moronic it barely warrants a response. You just said you would pick eagles and rats.
        That leaves you with absolutely nothing to deal with 7 bulls, 3 bears, 10 alligators, 4 lions and 5 gorillas.
        Rats and eagles do not have a win condition against tanks like that. Literally none.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 crocs and 5 gorillas. I'll teach the gorillas grappling and striking.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 bears and 1 hunter with unlimited ammo
    10000 rats are so much they'd weigh easily thousands of kgs but they can't penetrate the bear skin and hunter can out run them. of course it also depends on the arena type.
    1 hunter and 3 bears kill everything else without doubt just the sheer bio mass of the rats is a little bit conscerning, thinking about it logically if all spawned from nothingness and came at you they'd probably just suffocate each other in a few minutes. final answer 1 hunter with unlimited bullets and 3 bears

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does everything rush you or is it an arena style fight? If they must defeat your choices then I figure 1 hunter and 1000 rats is the play, rats charge in and hunter sits back with rifle and kills the heavy hitters while they are pre occupied with the rats.
    You have a wall of rats rush ahead,
    Hunter sits in the back of in an elevated position
    Hunter makes his first shot against a bear as the rats and the enemy army make contact
    Each animal takes out a rat every 10 seconds or so
    Hunter clears out all the bears/lions/gorillas/bulls
    You are down to about 4-500 rats
    Hunter then takes out the hawks while he still has a sizeable buffer of rats
    He is down to about 40 rats and he takes out the wolves
    Then he clears out the gators
    If they can just bum rush you then I'm not sure, rats would still be pretty OP since they can just zerg you.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles and hunter. The eagles carry you in the air while you snipe everything on the ground.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    High iq: 50 eagles to distract the animals.
    15 wolves to free the more eagles to hurt and distract the other animals and to focus on killing the hunter and bringing to me his rifle. The rats can be dealt with with kicks and punches while the big predators will be killed slowly with the rifle with precise headshots as the eagles keep them busy, also if start from the fastest animals first such as the bulls and the bears.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the guy with a rifle and the rats obviously. the guy with the rifle can kill pretty much anything except the eagles without them even getting close to you, and the eagle can't handle 10,000 rats.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much ammunition does the hunter have?
    Can I train the gorillas to use weapons?

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